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Quote# 13085

[In response to <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060714/sc_afp/swedenspainscience_060714171218" target="_blank">this</a> article.]

These DNAs could be faked. These scientists are out to decieve you by spiltting them to make them older and planting a bear's teeth in the cave.

A T Thunderbird, Ex-Christian.net 26 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13084

Now, after much time has elapsed, and I understand the tremendous error of their thinking, I feel like such a fool for ever thinking that their high intelligence and much learning was something to be desired in my fellow church members.

CountryPerson, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zen
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Quote# 13082

I would prefer all of them to be dead...and their blood to soil the streets of their called streets. Those streets that they themselves invaded.

If Israel was not so close to their hills....I would support a nuke strike on the Gaza plains and to see all of these Arabs suffer horribly. The way they have attacked Israel, the way they made us suffer via 9/11 (and their 9/11 dancing). To see to Arabs suffer via radition poisioning would make my heart glad. Right down to their babies suffering). Minions of Satan like that do not deserve to live to kill Jews or Americans.

They are not humans to me.

Foquet, Free Conservatives 59 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13081

God is love, but he also is just. He responds to every error with destructive punishment -- upon the sinner or upon Christ as substitute for those who believe.

[Why should I believe what you say is true?]

If you don't, God will destroy you.

Quick, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 13078

Dear Mr Celluloid:

My straight marriage bond is lessened by a gay couple marrying, because now there's a guy in that marriage who is considered the same as my wife is in my marriage. Everyone knows he is really a she, but because of politics we're all going to pretend that he has a vagina and mounds on his chest and can reproduce, since that's what the word "woman" has always meant, not to mention the word "wife."

If you don't get it, dude, the debasement of common sense, of the English language and of human reason happens when we all play "let's pretend" so that somebody can feel like he's something he isn't. My marriage gets "lessened," as you put it, because we're all colluding by force and with no constitutional backing in adjusting reality to suit the whims of one bunch over another.

Politics should never be about whose tantrum will win today.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 49 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SK
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Quote# 13075

If evo's think that the DNA code was developed "naturally" then it's merely a belief, a faith. Because as of yet no "non-supernaturalistic natural processes" have been discovered.

Seth, Evolution Fairytale 26 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13073

The only man worthy of being President...

Michael Savage.

He is an outspoken Nationalist, an American hero; a king amongst mere men! He speaks from his heart and from his head -- no politically correct garbage. And, though a universalist, he does acknowledge the sovereignty of Yahweh. He passes my litmus test.

Unless Jim Gilchrist runs for President, I will probably be writing-in Michael Savage in 2008 for President of the United States.

Marxism in all its forms (including liberalism) must be defeated. Feminism must be defeated. Perverts must be hushed, lest they succeed in their agenda of evil. Abortionists must be hanged. And the marxist Judges responsible for genocide, child rape, and DEFILING the name of THE MOST HIGH GOD, MUST be removed from Society!

May God Bless America!

B®ent, Christian Forums 63 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 13072

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_PewbTb_A4&search=schiavo" target="_blank">A nurse claims that Terri Schiavo responded to stimuli</a>.

Carla Sauer-Iyer, YouTube 24 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13071

[Talking about the gods of other religions]

The gods that are created as figments of people's imaginations are such imaginary gods that suit the imaginers' needs and give them comfort.

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 42 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13070

(Uhhh.. Schiavo would be considered "terminal" because without machines keeping her alive she would have and did die.)

Would you care to enlighten me as to what machine was keeping her alive?

(So, in effect your characterization of this case and its difference to the Hudson case is in error and is based on fallacy.)

Sounds similar to what the Nazis said at Nuremberg.

DavidfromTexas, Skeptics Annotated Bible 24 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13066

Let Elijah simply say, the “eye” enables light to enter the body. The “eye” is like a window to the soul. Had there been no universe, no planets, or no brightly shining stars, “eyes” would not have been required. (Good planning by the Creator, wouldn’t you say?) Diversity among the species has a common link; the same God. Have you ever noticed how a fetus evolves into a full-grown human? A seed evolves into a tree? A moron evolves into a genius? Darwin evolves into a monkey? “Natural selection” can happen when we go shopping at the mall, but I have yet to see a computer evolve out of bucket of scrap metal in a junk yard swamp. If I am ever given evidence that such a computer has evolved, I would conclude that God made it happen, knowing the “junk” was only a minor factor -- while the frogs, snakes and alligators were busy messing around doing their normal thing and not even realizing what was happening. Meanwhile, I am at peace with my faith in God. How do you evolutionists feel today?

Elijah, Music City Revival 33 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13065

[How exactly is starting with "God did it" NOT a false presumption, but starting with anything else is?]

That's a gimme. Because "God did it" is the right assumption to make because God said so.

Dave, Evolution Fairytale Forum 34 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13064

I have no respect for any Euro-Fag that I can think of including the Swiss. While claiming to be neutral they spent the entire WWII aiding the Nazis and denied it for decades. Europe has been butt-sucking Muslim terrorists for years and will ultimately be destroyed by Islam but they are too cowardly to resist.

Poppa Bear, American Conservative Forum 33 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13063

The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay [the same Kenneth Lay whose corruption scandals lead to the downfall of Enron] with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared.

"He was taken out of the world right at the right time," he said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."

Reverent Bill Lawson, CNN Money 25 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13059

not too many people on this Earth can contain their love of Ann :big-love smiley: Coulter. She is the wind beneath our wings. :nodding smiley:

mamacags, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13058

[Someone wrote "Coulter for President!" and was asked how that was on topic]

Duh Kerri it means he loves Ann Coulter just like all good people should. :cheering smiley: She is by far the greatest writer of this century, and probably the smartest woman to ever walk the face of this Earth. :nodding smiley: Anyone who knows anything agrees. :thumbs-up smiley:

mamacags, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13057

[Coming from someone with a grudge against homosexuals, Muslims, theistic evolutionists, atheists, liberals, and "lukewarm" Christians]

Can you imagine being a hate filled person that "preaches" tolerance but really really hates Christians when the rapture does happen. It must be sad to live like that. I feel sorry for them and feel we should pray for them. Their tolerance doesn't include anyone but themselves, and all they preach is hate.

mamacags, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13049

I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what's going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, Ohappyday, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!!

Waitin, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13047

[in response to someone who explained him that the Big Bang and Abiogenesis have nothing to do with evolution]

How can we have a productive conversation when you insist on a silly and irrelevant definition of Evolution?

[later in the same post regarding his idea of what evolution is]

Document the transition of a chimp into a human through natural selection and mutation. I understand that this would take to long or maybe not happen at all. So, feel free to identify any emperical example of anything else that would meet Darwin's definition of Darwinism.

[in response to the poster saying new species and new genera has been observed]

Mere speciation has nothing to do with Evolution. Read Darwin's Origin of Species for the correct definition of Darwinism.

Poke, 123 Christian Forums 26 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13046

In the 50's someone called Crick discovered DNA. This was the news evolutionists were dreading as DNA made evolution even more impossible than it was before. To remedy the situation evolutionists made an alternative field to Genetics that they named Eugenics. Unfortunately for evolutionists not many scientists took Eugenics seriously and it has all but disapeared.

Not much has happend in evolution in the last 30 years, as many graduates have been attracted by the money in real science like medicine and genetics. A few evolutionists are left though and they have spent most of the time making a site called talkorigins.org in an effort to pursuade people that evolution is true and important.

BobSmith, Sean Hannity Discussion 46 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13044

(Most pedophiles are STRAIGHT males whether they abuse boys or girls by the way.)

a male has sex with a male is he gay..... raping is volient sex without the others wanting it... so if a male rapes a young male.... the older male is either gay or bi... go look it up!

Cast In The Name Of God : Ye Not Guilty, Myspace 40 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13042

[Another fundie's take on gay adoption]

no i think it is wrong for one reason... "the family game"

two gay guys adopte a boy.... later on they call him into their bedroom and say hey son....

let us teach you a family game your two fathers play at night........

i say no way hoe say..... lol

Cast In The Name Of God : Ye Not Guilty, Myspace 41 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13040

have also seen the report of an attempt to move the prisoners to Iran. If that happens, it's shame on Iran, and maybe also huge parts of the Muslim world.

I'm ready for the big war to come. Israel is just going to have to give the huge middle finger to Kofi and the "rest of the world" --the US included, and do what needs to be done.

I would love nothing better than to see every "Palestinian" in the region dead and in hell before sundown tomorrow.

I would also love to see it get so bad that Israel could even take back the Temple Mount.

I don't know how the damned Muslims ever got control of it to begin with, or why they've been allowed to maintain control.

Effing raghead Muslims!

Lubbock, Free Conservatives 25 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13038

Krauthammer has not spoken of the other option: Israel will exact final vengeance on the Palesterrorists. There is only one way to deal with them: bomb them into extinction. Annihilate the savages without mercy. And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.

Dr. Doom, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13036

[Topic is "Bush to press Israel to spare civilians", replying to "President Bush affirmed his readiness to put pressure on Israel to limit the damage to Lebanon as a result of the current military action, and to spare civilians and innocent people from harm"]

Bush, you miserable failure! I'm sick of your half measures and efforts to engage in social work, instead of fighting a war. Bush is a disaster! The president of the US is sounding more and more everyday like a clone mixture of Vicente Fox and Koffi Anan.

Dowple, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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