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Quote# 13089

As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country? Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed? We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands! Who will join me?!

Mrs Paige, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christy
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Quote# 13090

Ahhh Lord i love watching propechy unfold! I'm just wondering how long its going to be until they to invade Israel with the "enemy from the north" *cough*russia*cough* and they all watch as their planes and tanks blow up from some mysterious thing *cough*GOD*cough* hahaha these bitches will never know what hit them

Conserv_Atticus, Free Conservatives 35 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13091

A great irony, here, is that the scientific method comes from the Bible and from biblical theology.

Hugh Ross, Ph.D., Reasons.org 41 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 13097

Did we breathe nitrogen??

I was trying to look up some things we know about how creatures, even man may have breathed in the past. I thought I'd throw it out.
I think that massive changes happened, leaving our universe in a different state after the flood sometime. Before this I think evolution could happen very fast.
So, I was considering what evidence exists that might say we MUST have used to breathe as we now do, absorbing the oxygen, etc. Could we tell by any evidence anywhere that this was the case? (and I don't mean looking at a chest cavity, and speculating how it must have worked if the past were the same)

One example that made me think of this is trees. In the past, with a different light, and growing process, from what I can tell of the bible (as in the future) trees grew superfast. In a week or so, in cases.

Could they have did something like absorb the nitrogen, and give off more carbon, or some such? If so, looking at carbon levels in the past in trees would yield no results with any real bearing on any real time.

I hear nitrogen is used in keeping apples fresh over the winter. If we are looking for possible causes of man being able to live for a thousand years almost in the past, could this be one area to explore?
If, say, (I don't know, just guessing here) an apple can be kept pretty fresh for up to 7 months, instead of a week or so on our counter, that is a fantastic difference. 7 days on the counter, in this example, versus 210 days with the nitrogen process. Or, a thirty fold increase in "lifespan"!!
If we now live 80 years, rather than, say 950 years, that means about almost a 12 fold decrease in lifespan.

Can this idea, that we adapted to absorb gases differently be ruled out?

dad, Christian Forums 38 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13102

[Response to a poster who asked why he should believe Hell exists]

If you don't believe it ("faith"), you will not be forgiven of divine punishment ("justification"), and God shall punish you forever, with absolutely no intention of correcting you ("divine wrath").

Quick, Christian Forums 25 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13066

Let Elijah simply say, the “eye” enables light to enter the body. The “eye” is like a window to the soul. Had there been no universe, no planets, or no brightly shining stars, “eyes” would not have been required. (Good planning by the Creator, wouldn’t you say?) Diversity among the species has a common link; the same God. Have you ever noticed how a fetus evolves into a full-grown human? A seed evolves into a tree? A moron evolves into a genius? Darwin evolves into a monkey? “Natural selection” can happen when we go shopping at the mall, but I have yet to see a computer evolve out of bucket of scrap metal in a junk yard swamp. If I am ever given evidence that such a computer has evolved, I would conclude that God made it happen, knowing the “junk” was only a minor factor -- while the frogs, snakes and alligators were busy messing around doing their normal thing and not even realizing what was happening. Meanwhile, I am at peace with my faith in God. How do you evolutionists feel today?

Elijah, Music City Revival 33 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13070

(Uhhh.. Schiavo would be considered "terminal" because without machines keeping her alive she would have and did die.)

Would you care to enlighten me as to what machine was keeping her alive?

(So, in effect your characterization of this case and its difference to the Hudson case is in error and is based on fallacy.)

Sounds similar to what the Nazis said at Nuremberg.

DavidfromTexas, Skeptics Annotated Bible 24 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13071

[Talking about the gods of other religions]

The gods that are created as figments of people's imaginations are such imaginary gods that suit the imaginers' needs and give them comfort.

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 42 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13072

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_PewbTb_A4&search=schiavo" target="_blank">A nurse claims that Terri Schiavo responded to stimuli</a>.

Carla Sauer-Iyer, YouTube 24 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13073

The only man worthy of being President...

Michael Savage.

He is an outspoken Nationalist, an American hero; a king amongst mere men! He speaks from his heart and from his head -- no politically correct garbage. And, though a universalist, he does acknowledge the sovereignty of Yahweh. He passes my litmus test.

Unless Jim Gilchrist runs for President, I will probably be writing-in Michael Savage in 2008 for President of the United States.

Marxism in all its forms (including liberalism) must be defeated. Feminism must be defeated. Perverts must be hushed, lest they succeed in their agenda of evil. Abortionists must be hanged. And the marxist Judges responsible for genocide, child rape, and DEFILING the name of THE MOST HIGH GOD, MUST be removed from Society!

May God Bless America!

B®ent, Christian Forums 65 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 13075

If evo's think that the DNA code was developed "naturally" then it's merely a belief, a faith. Because as of yet no "non-supernaturalistic natural processes" have been discovered.

Seth, Evolution Fairytale 26 Comments [7/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13032

[What if I wanted a humane God?]

What if I wanted a God that was a taco that pooped ice cream?

It is not availble...

And-e-ru, Myspace 23 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 13033

(On why gay adoption is wrong)

Read the first chapter of Romans and yes what homosexuals have is easily transfered to their children.

And-e-ru, Myspace 45 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13036

[Topic is "Bush to press Israel to spare civilians", replying to "President Bush affirmed his readiness to put pressure on Israel to limit the damage to Lebanon as a result of the current military action, and to spare civilians and innocent people from harm"]

Bush, you miserable failure! I'm sick of your half measures and efforts to engage in social work, instead of fighting a war. Bush is a disaster! The president of the US is sounding more and more everyday like a clone mixture of Vicente Fox and Koffi Anan.

Dowple, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13038

Krauthammer has not spoken of the other option: Israel will exact final vengeance on the Palesterrorists. There is only one way to deal with them: bomb them into extinction. Annihilate the savages without mercy. And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.

Dr. Doom, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13040

have also seen the report of an attempt to move the prisoners to Iran. If that happens, it's shame on Iran, and maybe also huge parts of the Muslim world.

I'm ready for the big war to come. Israel is just going to have to give the huge middle finger to Kofi and the "rest of the world" --the US included, and do what needs to be done.

I would love nothing better than to see every "Palestinian" in the region dead and in hell before sundown tomorrow.

I would also love to see it get so bad that Israel could even take back the Temple Mount.

I don't know how the damned Muslims ever got control of it to begin with, or why they've been allowed to maintain control.

Effing raghead Muslims!

Lubbock, Free Conservatives 27 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13042

[Another fundie's take on gay adoption]

no i think it is wrong for one reason... "the family game"

two gay guys adopte a boy.... later on they call him into their bedroom and say hey son....

let us teach you a family game your two fathers play at night........

i say no way hoe say..... lol

Cast In The Name Of God : Ye Not Guilty, Myspace 41 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13044

(Most pedophiles are STRAIGHT males whether they abuse boys or girls by the way.)

a male has sex with a male is he gay..... raping is volient sex without the others wanting it... so if a male rapes a young male.... the older male is either gay or bi... go look it up!

Cast In The Name Of God : Ye Not Guilty, Myspace 40 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13046

In the 50's someone called Crick discovered DNA. This was the news evolutionists were dreading as DNA made evolution even more impossible than it was before. To remedy the situation evolutionists made an alternative field to Genetics that they named Eugenics. Unfortunately for evolutionists not many scientists took Eugenics seriously and it has all but disapeared.

Not much has happend in evolution in the last 30 years, as many graduates have been attracted by the money in real science like medicine and genetics. A few evolutionists are left though and they have spent most of the time making a site called talkorigins.org in an effort to pursuade people that evolution is true and important.

BobSmith, Sean Hannity Discussion 48 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13047

[in response to someone who explained him that the Big Bang and Abiogenesis have nothing to do with evolution]

How can we have a productive conversation when you insist on a silly and irrelevant definition of Evolution?

[later in the same post regarding his idea of what evolution is]

Document the transition of a chimp into a human through natural selection and mutation. I understand that this would take to long or maybe not happen at all. So, feel free to identify any emperical example of anything else that would meet Darwin's definition of Darwinism.

[in response to the poster saying new species and new genera has been observed]

Mere speciation has nothing to do with Evolution. Read Darwin's Origin of Species for the correct definition of Darwinism.

Poke, 123 Christian Forums 26 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13049

I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what's going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, Ohappyday, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!!

Waitin, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13057

[Coming from someone with a grudge against homosexuals, Muslims, theistic evolutionists, atheists, liberals, and "lukewarm" Christians]

Can you imagine being a hate filled person that "preaches" tolerance but really really hates Christians when the rapture does happen. It must be sad to live like that. I feel sorry for them and feel we should pray for them. Their tolerance doesn't include anyone but themselves, and all they preach is hate.

mamacags, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13058

[Someone wrote "Coulter for President!" and was asked how that was on topic]

Duh Kerri it means he loves Ann Coulter just like all good people should. :cheering smiley: She is by far the greatest writer of this century, and probably the smartest woman to ever walk the face of this Earth. :nodding smiley: Anyone who knows anything agrees. :thumbs-up smiley:

mamacags, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13059

not too many people on this Earth can contain their love of Ann :big-love smiley: Coulter. She is the wind beneath our wings. :nodding smiley:

mamacags, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 13063

The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay [the same Kenneth Lay whose corruption scandals lead to the downfall of Enron] with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared.

"He was taken out of the world right at the right time," he said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."

Reverent Bill Lawson, CNN Money 25 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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