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Quote# 13033

(On why gay adoption is wrong)

Read the first chapter of Romans and yes what homosexuals have is easily transfered to their children.

And-e-ru, Myspace 45 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13032

[What if I wanted a humane God?]

What if I wanted a God that was a taco that pooped ice cream?

It is not availble...

And-e-ru, Myspace 23 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 13029

[Note: the rest of the post is great too, but I just took two really great bits]

Cats try to catch birds but birds fly away. Evolution predicts that cats should grow wings to compete with birds. However this has never happened.

If life evolved then elephants should not exist in Africa. This is because elephants need lots of water but in Africa there is mainly desserts. If evolution was real it would favor evolution of elephants in the northen hemispere. Either that or africas' desserts would have adapted into lakes.

BobSmith, Sean Hannity Discussion 56 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 13028

[response to Kent Hovind's blog]

I just watched your video “The Truth about the age of the Earth and Evolution. I really enjoyed it and think you did an awesome job, however, I think you (Kent Hovind) and your researchers should dig more into facts about a geocentric vs heliocentric universe. Scripture says the earth is not moving. There are some good books and websites dealing with a fixed earth. This heliocentric theory opened the door for evolution and its acceptance. This could just be another weapon in your arsonal to promote Jahshuwah’s Kingdom and fustrate the NWO bankster plans!

overcomer, CSE Blogs 33 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 13027

[A reply to Amadeus when he asked another poster to provide evidence to claims of widespread satanic abuse]

Amadeus, brother, IT DOES NOT MATTER, IF EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS NOT TRUE.

it would not change the fact that the occult is real, it's satanic, it is of the devil, you are missing the point, the word of God stating that evil is evil should be proof enough

Always, Bibleforums.org 18 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 13026

[This takes place in the thread about a woman's role in society. It is a different user. These commetns come after the site's primary administrator says there are to be no more mysoginistic commetns. The quoted user was banned shortly after posting this.]

Yes, it is the woman's fault for society's ills. She should have stayed in her place. Empowered women offend me because they take away from being productive in our society like they should be. (ie raising the family and taking care of their man)

[Quotes another user asking if it is wrong for a woman to expect equality.]

Yes, it is wrong for women to want to be equalized across the board. They are equal partners in the home as long as they stay in their place. many of the problems in the world todat stem from the fact that the woman has left the home to go to work, left the kids to be raised by strangers with no moral compass and left the husband to take up the slack from her inability to "have a career" and take care of her duties as a wife and mother.

[Quote: They'll [The kids] grow up thinking that women have to be stay at home Betty Crockers. Or that women don't deserve a place of power in the world.]

They should and they shouldn't (respectively)

[Quotes a user asking about stay-at-home dads]

Those men are wimps that should not be allowed to procreate. It gives the children the wrong perspective about the roles of men and women in the world. This type of man destroys the family even more than same sex couples that try to raise children. The children lose perspective about their roles because mommy and daddy have lost perspective about themselves.

BigDaddyof2, CAD Forums 30 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Napoleon the Clown
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Quote# 13025

If God says it's ok to kill people, then killing the people that God ordered to kill is not going against His holiness

Oh, and nowhere in the Bible does God allow rape.

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 22 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 13022

Evolution is changes that occur over millions of years to a species...which, to a point, I agree with. If it ends there, yeah, I'll buy it. I don't buy that a new species can be formed by this.

jlilli_cobra, Yahoo! Message Boards 16 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 13019

One of the things I love about the Bible, is that it quickly explains the why of so many questions, for example why do people where clothes? Science tries to answer this question, but it is inadequate.

Joel B, The Volokh Conspiracy 37 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 13018

Materialistic-only scientists, with their limiting worldview, waste an enormous amount of time going down rabbit trails that lead nowhere. Do you know what a checksum is in computer programming? If you checksum a routine, and it doesn't add up, don't you stop, find the problem, and then continue? What if you say, "Heck, I *want* to keep going even if this routine is broken?" Will you *ever* have a working program? No. God gave us the Bible as the "checksum" for man's quest for knowledge. If the Bible says it aint so, it aint so. Period. No need to go farther. That's why creation scientists are doing much, much better science than materialistic-only scientists.

Dave, Evolution Fairytale Forum 33 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 13017

("I'm all for secession too. But rather than exterminate those leftist ideologies, just send them north.")

I am glad we agree on that. They can have their side, and we can have ours. And when their side dies off from STDs, or starves to death due to lack of food supply, because nobody works, we (the RIGHT side) will take back the land that is rightfully ours.

B®ent, Christian Forums 36 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 13016

The CPUSA wants to pollute childrens' minds with the so-called "GLBT" agenda by removing them from parental authority. Also, the CPUSA is not "democratic." A dictatorship of the proletariat can only exist in a single-party state. Meaning, if the CPUSA ever came to power, (and rest assured if it did, my rifle is ready), every other political party would be banned. Moreover, churches would be closed down, because they're part of the "super structure" responsible for a "false conciousness" of the "working class." Communism by its very nature is anti-Christian, and is of the Devil himself.

B®ent, Christian Forums 15 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 13012

Word equals God x God (pure math)

Letting a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, etc, mathematically:

God x God x God ……………………..= 47,900,160
70 seven fold x 99 x love……………. = 47,900,160
God x 1260 x love ……………………= 47,900,160
10 % of heaven seven fold x God x G…….= 47,900,160
10 % of 1×2x3×4x5×6x7×8x9×10x11×12……. = 47,900,160
704 x 54 x 1260….….….…………………… = 47,900,160
iron (9 x 18 x 15 x 14) x 1408 (2 x God)..= 47,900,160
God x G x O x D x (God + God + God )…..= 47,900,160
47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one)….= 47,160,900

Jhn 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Word (22,680) x 2112 (3xGod) ………. = 47,900,160

Zero, Uncommon Descent 66 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 13007

Because anyone who raises problems with Darwinism is slapped down as a neanderthal (no pun intended), as a "religionist," as an adherent to backwood superstitions, is typically silenced in academia, run off, shouted-down, scorned, looked-down upon, sued by the ACLU, despite the real problems that Darwinism has. In other words, Darwinism isn't a science, but is a worldview that is protected by a fortress mentality. It doesn't answer objections, but only attempts to destroy its detractors. It neither welcomes nor entertains serious challenges.

Kenny Bunkport, Free Republic 35 Comments [7/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 13006

I often find myself in the spirit realm to reveal the truth about it to the masses. There are many levels of hell as each soul is treated completely fairly and get exactly what they deserve, no more, no less. True Justice. Most souls who are condemned to a hellish existence, are limited to rooms or houses and cannot come or go anywhere else. Thus "haunted houses" are actually souls doomed to torture by boredom. I have even witnessed souls doomed to an eternal bowling alley, or a laundry room.

Dore Williamson, Dore Williamson Website 46 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 13003

[quote: "This is for fairness for my family," Maynard said.]

Haha. That is the most common line in the gay book. What family? You can't have kids you lack the necessary tools. Ah but wait, thats right, gays can adopt or even better make money from foster care. Still though, I would have to say that isn't fair to your family one bit. No, it's not fair to the adopted child, or the foster child to be forced into being around that backwards lifestyle 24/7 and "just having to get over it". So too then it's not fair to normal functioning families, not in the least. Why should they have to "just get over it"? Why should normal families have their marriage bond lessened or made light of by this minority, because they think it's "fairness"? HA. No, as a matter of fact, I would say it's quite selfish and they are the ones who need to just get over it.

ConspiracyBuff, Free Conservatives 35 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: SK
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Quote# 13002

["It is a big universe to have once been in something smaller than the eye could see, as bangers claim. How do we arrive at that strange place?"]

The only explaination is by a miracle. Things like that just do not happen in the natural world.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 24 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 13000

President Bush, I dream of a world in which little muslem children sit in the glass and ash of what was once their cities, and listen, trembling and wide eyed, as their mommies tell them tales about the bad men in the west and what will happen to them if they so much as whisper the words, "Allah Akbar."

Americon, Free Conservatives 60 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 12996

But have you looked at individuals and how those individuals are effected by the natural disasters? Just because you live in the 'bible belt', doesn't make you righteous!! Catastrophes happen amongst believers...but God makes sure they are okay...He weeds out unbelievers. [...]

People who trust in God are always better off because of the storm...it is the unbeliever who feels the ill effects.

wanderphilos, Christian Forums 25 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 12995

Do you believe in chance and probability? What are the chances that christian and jewish settlements would manage to not be at major faultlines? Why would such ideologies not take root there? Why would places like communist Cuba be hit hardest by hurricanes? Why would muslim/buddist/hindu/Atheist countries like Indonesia, India, Cuba, etc...constantly be marred by natural catastrophe...only to have the reprocussions of the natural disasters disapate before they can effect neighboring areas?

wanderphilos, Christian Forums 29 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 12994

Have you ever truly taken note to where these natural catastrophes take place? When is the last time you heard of an earthquake or hurricane in Rome or Jerusalem? God chooses to be fair in ways that we can't even begin to understand. I have met people who left areas after natural catastrophes who are better off for having left. All we can ever really say is that He works in mysterious ways.

wanderphilos, Christian Forums 34 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 12991

My brother has witnessed to some of his friends over and over. He finally prayed to God and asked Him to spare their lives when the rapture happens. Dan has told them, "When the rapture happens, go to my house and read everything I have in this folder." [roll eyes] They roll their eyes, but............I'll bet they run to find that folder when the rapture happens! [weird blue smiley]

comicnurse, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 12990

The Koran is propaganda.

Look, there is no supernatural power that made the Koran come true. The Muslim fundamentalists went off saying "we must make the Quran correct, " so they bombed us on 9-11 (while a Republican was in office) so a war could start.

They will prove it correct until they try to take back Jerusalem, where they and their religion will be proven false when they fail to steal Jerusalem from the Jews, and God, for that matter.

The Jews will be in the Holy Land when God comes (Armageddon).

Dave, Myspace 26 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 12986

If you screw a guy who has AIDS up the butt, then you will get AIDS. That's Gods little punishment.

Dave, Myspace 36 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 12985

[In response to a petition for support from a participant of AIDS Walk 2006 in San Francisco]

Wow, San Fran has an AIDS walk yet they are the biggest promoter of homosexual marriage and sex.

I'd rather do the anti-abortion walk.

Dave, Myspace 15 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: clemsecon
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