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Quote# 12983

[On the dating (Based off of written records as well as scientific methods) of acneint Egyptian civilization contradicting the timeframe of Noah's flood]

Perhaps the dating of the Egyptian Dynasties is wrong.

FallingWaters, Christian Forums 27 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12982

I didn't come to Jesus by my intelligence and neither will you my friend.

JesusFollower, Internet Infidels 69 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12981

One quick thought... I do remember hearing about the possibility that the foundations of various Gaza Plateau structures (the great pyramids and the sphynx in particular) showed considerable signs of being underwater at some point in history. The book I heard this from was called "Fingerprints of the Gods"... can't remember the authors name, but I definitely remember that he was not a Christian! His book has some very interesting information that could support the idea of a global flood and following ice age as well as, or even better than, his pet theory about crustal slippage.

food4thought, Christian Forums 24 Comments [7/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 12979

No, all the ancient civilizations(we're talking pre-flood here) had superior technology simply because of what was on the earth those days...

Back then, you had angels who abandoned their homes, teaching man everything, having giants... and there we're more lifeforms available... more everything basicly.

Dinosaurs were pre-flood, and were refered to as reptiles...dragons with hydrogen in their lungs included also(this let them spew fire from the mouth)...

I think sometimes people underestimate man's ability to learn new things... I mean we have a spirit just like anything else that can be used to whatever extent.

Az Iz, SongMeanings 26 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ice
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Quote# 12977

[Arlington TX dress code says students no longer allowed to wear "grillz" or the earlobe-stretching practice known as "gauging."]

its about time someting like this was put into effect. why people choose to worship atheism and its rituals is beyond me to be honest

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 36 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 12976

[Referring to a muslims defence on the Qu'ran]

If you cannot provide the "correct" translation then your claim is baseless.

Can you?

I did not think so.

Mistranslation is a common phrase used by Muslims when embarrassing verses are shown.

Why they never say mistranslation for a peaceful verse?

I have been dealing with your type for years and you will never fool me.

I am an expert on the mind of a true Muslim.

Greg, Myspace 19 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 12975

Thank God for war.

War is, of course, the ultimate obscenity in which man works feverishly to destroy his enemies. It is also the conduit by which evil is defeated. For example, had the Crusades succeeded, the billion people enslaved by Islam, the religion of the damned, would have not had this false religion jammed down their throat at the point of a sword. War brought freedom to America and by extension, the greatest beacon for freedom and democracy on the planet. War ended the scourge of Nazism and twice removed an oppressive enemy from Europe.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 29 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12973

The imagination of Evolutionist's have thus far failed to give them much of a story on the origin of life. So, they prefer to beg out of answering, even though they believe in abiogenesis.

As far as I know, all animals have a brain, heart, and lungs. Where did the heart and lungs come from? Evolutionists usually avoid trying to answer such questions. They prefer to stick to things like "Monkeys sure do look like us?"

Poke, Christian Forums 16 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 12971

today was the most awesome day. i was at my youth group worshipping and then i started singing in tongues like a bubbiling sensation. i got on my knees then the feeling started getting so intense that i was shouting in tongues.

and thew worship like quited andi was still shouting... then i feel to the floor and was lauging like i never laughed and everyone was watching me laughing aswelll


it was totally awesoem and my heart feels so clean... it felt so wodnerfl praise god!

samsonknight, Christian Forums 32 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 12970

if hte evidence was as strong as everyone says it is for global warming then more people would believe it. which just seems odd as to me...since if the world was getting hotter then i think we would notice it..but we havent

and as for the hole its just a big contrediction in the theory. i mean first they tell us that gasses create holes which are bad then they say that the gasses actually make us hotter. well which is it?? holes or hotter?????? and if there was holes why wouldnt the gasses be sucked out into the 'vaccum of space'??

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 36 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 12969

when we look at our planet and see all the people on it, it becomes clear that we cannot have the impact that the media says we do. at least in a negative way. look yes i know people that have people have created atomic bombs and other things that can destroy the enviornment but just how will these things lead to global warming??? how can me driving my car every day lead to global warming?? if this theory was as certain as many people want us to believe then perhaps there wouldnt be so much debate about it. my personal belief is that it is just a push cart to move along liberal(enviornmentalist) ideology.

they scream about it every day, global warming!! global warming! more like global nothing. it just doesnt exist. dont you think if we had the ability to destroy the earth then Genesis would tell us to be careful? or God would tell us to stop burning so much 'fossil' fuels???? do you really believe that humans in the past 100 years have created permanent damage to the atmosphere?? what ever happened to that 'hole over the ozone' layer that people always said it exists?? oh thats right, we just dont hear about it anymore...i wonder why..

so which is it, is our output making holes in the ozone, or keeping gasses trapped inside the earth?? and if there was a hole, dont you think the gasses could escape and the earth would get cooler??.?? why wouldnt the hole act like vent and allow global cooling?? i just find the whole talk on global warming to be redeculous and not holding enough weight for us to take seriously..

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 23 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 12968

This topic isn't going to be as noobish as you perhaps thought.
Now, gays.
I will admit that I am somewhat of a homophobe.
The Lord says that it's wrong, I shall believe.
But this is a different argument, because not all people believe in the Good Lord, and will be punished in the end.

It's just not darn natural.
INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B.
Plop, out comes the baby.
That's how it was made to be.
There is a reson women don't have penises, and men don't have vaginas.
They were not meant to have sex.
Sex naturally goes along with love.
Sodomy is a sin, and "Cockfighting" has no point.
And what the heck do women do?
Rub up on each other?
Wow, how romantic.

It's just that simple: gays were not meant to be.
I don't know why they don't concider it a mental disease anymore.
It is.
If you like the same sex, there is something wrong with you in your brain.
They're like retarded people.
Next thing you know, people will be accepting incest and beastiality.
But even incest is better than homosexuality.
Because then, they can still procreate.
That's the way it was meant to be.

lovers_lane, Gaia Online 63 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12966

Here's something I've often wondered about. Okay......after the 7 year tribulation period we are coming back with Jesus and he puts an end to the Battle of Armageddon. Won't we be coming back on horses (chargers)? If so....how does one "decently" get on a horse wearing a robe? Are they robes that open in the front with a belt to tie around it? Are there garments underneath? Do the robes have slits up the side? Is anyone familiar with the Jewish dress code or will it even be a Jewish dress code at that particular time?

ifnot4him, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 12965

Scientists should include God in their experiments by trusting His Word first - because God knows more than we do. If they get results that seem to contradict the revealed truth of God, they should take advantage of the information that God has given us as evidence that something was wrong with their experiment or their interpretation of the results.

belexes, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 30 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12964

At the summer camp at Timber-lee Christian Center in East Troy, Wis., for example, campers can go on a seven-room "Creation Walk," where each room showcases one of the Bible's seven days of Creation. Says Karen Good, outdoor education director at Timber-lee, "The curriculum is designed to open their eyes so when they go back to school [and hear about evolution] they say, 'Oh, that sounds goofy!' "

Timber-lee Christian Center, MSNBC News 22 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12962

Often during my break at work I saw my co workers praying bowing down and kneeling being intimate with their God. I asked myself why I can't I be intimate with Jesus.

Reason2believe, Christian Forums 34 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12960

Prophecies are symbolic. They will be accurately fulfilled, but not literally

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 23 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12959

[Apparently salvation depends on your political party:]

Liberals (Marxists and socialists), gays and feminists go to heaven? Sheesh! You know, As Christians, we'd hate to live our lives in holiness, after dailiy being conformed to the image of God's Son Jesus Christ and then get up to heaven, see a bunch of liberals, ungodly conservatives, sodomites and feminists and hear God say, "Oh, well, hell's such a terrible place, and I've decided to let all these wicked people up in here."

What a perversion of God's justice!

Unless of course you mean what you said in an a la The Apostle Paul "this is what some of you were, but you were washed..." sense. I'm hoping that's what you meant. But then, they wouldn't be feminists, liberals and gays by then, would they?

Truth is Stranger, WorldMagBlog 29 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12957

I honestley dont know what to say about this,exept that all Homosexuals should be killed.God destroid Sadam and Gamoriah because of idiots like that.NOWONE SHOULD LIVE LIKE THAT!They shouldnt even live!

Justin, teens-4-christ 66 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12954

Surrender is a key ingredient in femininity
While reading my Woman's Study Bible I read the following topical note:

"Surrender is a key ingredient in femininity. As a bride, a woman in marriage surrenders her independence, her name, her destiny, her will, and ultimately, in the marriage chamber, her body, to the bride groom. As a mother, she surrenders in a very real sense her life for the life of the child. As a single woman, she surrenders herself in a unique way for service to her Lord and for service to family and community.
Femininity receives. It takes what God gives. In other words, women are to receive the given as MAry did ( Luke 1:38), not to insist upon the not-given, as Eve did ( Gen. 3:1-6).
The challenge of biblical femininity for you is to be a woman, holy through and through, asking for nothing but what God wants to give you, receiving with both hands and with all your heart whatever that is."

Your thoughts???

I find surrendering to be extremely hard having grown up in a era that promoted the idea that women should strive to be equal and that our needs were more important than the needs of others. In my soul I know that unselfish giving ,even unto death, is what God requires of me and every woman but my sinful nature like Eve's wants things that God has chosen to not give me . We always want that which we don't have, the grass is always greener etc.....

ShoutTotheLord, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 12952

Several atheists here at iMDB say that it is only logical an sensible to not believe in any sort of God, and those with religious beliefs are just ignorant fools. Then why does the percentage of people that hold some sort of belief in a deity or spiritual realm far outweigh those who do not? Before the 19th century there was hardly such a thing as atheism. Has most of the world been total dupes up until the "glorious enlightenment" period of the late 19th century when the ideas of Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzsche, and Charles Darwin were popularized?

[Blake4014's response]

The reason why is because the media and education system is spreading lies, and disorting and removing God from public view on purpose for the benifit of the elite.

tleemishima & Blake4014, IMDB 24 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Napoleon the Clown
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Quote# 12951

Actually I do believe christians have the best track record of all ideologies (especially in America) in the area of tolerance. Why would you single out only christians with this charge? Which group do you think is more tolerant than us? More importantly, which group do you belong to and what is their track record like?

Calminian, Christian orums 31 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Garret
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Quote# 12950

I could give countless different aspects of the possible problems with the new roles for women.

Look at relationships; empowered women go for the bad boys and treat the nice guy like crap. By the time they tire of the bad boys and want to settle down with a nice guy, those nice guys have gone for women that aren’t so empowered.

Look at children; ever since the change of roles, starting with the ‘70’s there have been more and more discipline issues with children, more violence, less of the traditional parenting and more sensitivity. And that sensitive parenting isn’t working. The increase in children isn’t proportional to the increase in disciplinary problems.

Look at women themselves; some women still enjoy dressing sexy and getting by on their looks. All women aren’t on the same page and the sexy women showing their bodies are a detriment to the cause of equal treatment of all women. Those women let themselves be perceived as objects and it’s not always a good thing.

Sources were too numerous to list, but are available if required.

Is society better off with the roles of women so drastically varied and conflicted?

RemyAF, CAD Forums 42 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Napoleon the Clown
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Quote# 12949

[Ultimate X-Men as homosexual propaganda.]

Yes, I do feel that homosexual propaganda has infiltrated popular culture these days. I can't think of how many movies I have started to watch, only to find that there is a token homosexual character that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. It is definitely propaganda, though you might not realize it if you have been exposed to it a lot, and think of it as normal. I haven't, so I noticed right away. Propaganda, for those who are confused, is defined as "The systematic propagation of a doctrine or cause or of information reflecting the views and interests of those advocating such a doctrine or cause". By this definition, constantly repeating the dogma that "homosexuality is simply another lifestyle choice", and putting it in print, on the airwaves and in the movies certainly qualifies as propaganda. They are trying to change the prevailing views.

slugbug, rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe 28 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12947

Not to be outdone by a new Bibleman, the Wacky Protestor formulates a plan to not only re-invent himself, but to create a world where there will be no Christians, no churches, no Bibles, and no God!

Using his latest anti-Christian invention; the neuroiconoclasticskeptisiser, the Wacky Protestor lures Vacation Bible School student leaders Gabriel and Olivia Phillips into his Animated Reconstructive Transport (A.R.T.). A world where there are no rules, no faith, no hope and no future!

Will the Bibleteam be able to save Gabriel and Olivia before they are trapped forever? Will the Wacky Protestor finally succeed with his latest plan? Join Bibleman, Biblegirl, Cypher and U.N.I.C.E. in their most exciting adventure yet as they practice 1 Timothy 1:18 and "Fight the good fight of faith"!

Unnamed Reviewer, Christian Cinema 59 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201
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