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Quote# 13909

(In answer to why young people are leaving the church.)
Get Orthodox or get out.

Crimson King, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13908

Then that should settle it, because by definition nothing a infidel says is true. If he claims to be an infidel then he is claiming that he does not know truth.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 15 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13906

ABORTION CAMS EXPOSING EVIL!

True Images of The People Who Go Where Tiny Babies Are Appointed To Destruction!
See What Is Happening Outside Planned Parenthood Offices and Baby Butchertoriums Across The USA
...And the World.



Abortion Cams, Portal of Evil 13 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cherry Pop Culture
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Quote# 13904

The THEORY of evolutoion is a hoax. It is a lack of current studies and scientific study that keeps people or the uneducated masses ignorant of the truth about Creationalism.........Darwin did not even have proof of the cell.now we do...........evolution is just another tactic to have a socialistic society!

mabellehardie, Yahoo News Message Boards 31 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Teetop
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Quote# 13903

I know it's diffucult for you to see the truth, but please try.

Evolutionism is the most dangerous form of religion on the planet today. It's such a intolerant religion that it refuses to be called a religion, even though its major belief, that fossils will provide the answer, is faith-based.

The Christian Apostle Paul wrote that "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not yet seen."

Evolutionists are still waiting to see the fossil evidence, but they have FAITH it is there waiting to be dug up.

vif234, Yahoo News Message Boards 21 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Teetop
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Quote# 13901

(In response to the idea of a female president)

*Re: 'A woman would try to combat the problem using logic and diplomacy. Like that could ever work.'*

Yeah, since women are known for their logic. Maybe diplomacy and emotion. Of course if it must a women, most of us would be okay with Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin. :)


DR, WorldMagBlog 20 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13898

So if I were to agree God made you a Marxist, would you agree God made me a Nationalist? (Come on...let's see your double-talk!) Well, I know God made me a Right-winger -- He delivered me from the scourge of liberalism -- but I somehow doubt God made you a Marxist, because Marxism is inherently anti-Christian. Marxism is responsible for 100,000,000 deaths, including millions of Christians, in the 20th century alone. It is an unnatural, evil philosophy which seeks to destroy Christianity and everything else which binds western Nations together.

B®ent, Christian Forums 32 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 13893

I hardly think the Cheney's qualify as a Godly family. Mrs. Cheney wrote a book once with lesbian character in it. Her daughter could be God's way of teaching her a lesson.

Gene, WorldMagBlog 26 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13892

I would say that if there were a test that told me with certainty that my kid was going to be gay, I would still have it. I'd get it psychiatric help or something. And as their parent, I could make their life very difficult if they stubbornly insisted on being gay.

I can tell you this much - if either one of my kids ever comes home and tells me they're gay they'll be looking for a new place to live. It's totally incompatabile with a Godly home.

However, I also believe that God wouldn't give a family that is faithful to Him a gay kid in the first place. So I'm not too worried about that.



Gene, WorldMagBlog 38 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13891

About the only place you can find any acceptance for evolutionary theory is in the ivory towers of the universitys. You do not find it out in the real world, because it does not work in the real world.

Darwin worked as a map maker for the first five years after he finished his school. But after that, he sat down and did nothing for the rest of his life. It could be that he got sick during that 5 years. But after that, evolution was a hobby for him. Something that he thought about to use up all the time he had.

It is not something that he used or developed in a real world situation. Or anything that anyone has used or developed in a real world situation. No one has ever found a way to develop it in a practical way. Real science has rejected it from the beginning. Not the ivory tower science, but the movers and the shakers. The people who are out there in the real world getting the job done.


JohnR7, Christian Forums 42 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13890

Laughter defies evolution... something is funny no matter whether you have evolved or not (I have verified this with thousands of jokes that I don't have to think of myself as evolved to enjoy).

Gottservant, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13888

The Flood and the changes it caused in the environment are the main reason dinosaurs died off. However, sinful people may have caused dinosaur deaths in an even more direct way.

Man has often been responsible for killing the last animals of a kind. The mammoths and mastodons were wiped out by hunters. It could be that in the ancient time, people also killed dinosaurs for meat or because of the problems these animals caused. Maybe some killing was done just for sport.


Paul S. Taylor, Christian Answers 27 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13887

['Yeah I mean the economy has not benefited at all,from the education given to all.']

That's a good point.

['Do you mean the literal point I made or the sacastic position behind it?
I.e do you think it has,or hasn't benefited?']

What you said was accurate.
Our economy, as well as many other segments of our society, have suffered becuase of the liberal, godless, gutted, government "education" we have given the imprisoned children of America.

Public school = prison for kids

CRASH, Theology Online 22 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13886

(So if you were gang-raped by a bunch of guys, you'd be gay? Why not rape a bunch of lesbians and turn them all straight? If you believe your crap, you are not only an idiot, but completely without a reasoning mind. Sexuality doesn't CHANGE for any reason. Drugs turn you gay? Why are most drug users STRAIGHT then?)

Again the stupidest of replies. You ignorant fag! Rape is not choice. What idiots like you do is CHOICE. If a pedophile rapes a child, nobody denies that's a choice, and he goes to prison. Yet he has urges just like cocaine sniffing idiots like you. What a moron. Stop sniffing and injecting and maybe you will get a coherent thought instead of pulling this brown stuff out of your ass!

Freddie the Freeloader, Speakout.com 21 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13885

What you have to understand as I have. Is that evil is not created but it is the absence of creation. Evil are just voids of spiritual nothingness floating around. Or it can be looked at as rips in the fabric of creation that lets the non-creation in or leads us outside of creation. How can God create nothing? Look at it this way, the bible says that hell is spiritual death. Death is the absence of life so it makes sense that evil is an empty void. It is a void because it lacks God.

Believer, Yahoo! Answers 22 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13884

[Response to a news story about a 13-year-old black boy, who is on trial for Burglary]

take it out behind the courthouse and shoot it in the head.
Or, if you don't want to waste bullets, use something that's more economical and re-usable, a HANGMAN'S NOOSE!!


Confederado, TightRope Forums 33 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13883

Since I have been hynotised, I have had more and more supernatural coincidences with the demons of which rule the procedure. Unfortunately, I am not able to go into all the details right this second. Anyone that sees the article "Blanco" can edit it and say that I got a huge kitchen knife stuck into my arm while I was under hypnosis...because that is what happened. They asked me to bleed on one side of my arm but not the other and for it to leave a scar on the opposite side from where they stuck the knife into my arm. The boys that hynotised me put my legs up onto a chair and let the flame of a cigarette lighter glide across my legs. While that was happening and me not knowing of even feeling anything I was catching glimpses of things...odd things...not knowing what. More ken to mortal hypnosis and since then I've had a sort of self induced transe. For those of you that took the courage to read "Blanco" I truly consider you to take it a step further and give me some info at my emailing address that you will find on "Blanco"

Blanco, Wikipedia 11 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Moses
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Quote# 13882

Lies, lies and more lies. Sexuality is "innate" except for the insane, like you. Gay people become gay through incest, rape and drugs - are coached into such stupid behaviour. You need professional help. There's a reason that society is working to stop your incessant idiocy. It is wrong. Might be hard for you to believe, but some things are right, others are wrong. Standing up to tell someone that they are doing wrong is right.

Freddie the Freeloader, Speakout.com 26 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Edmondus Dionysius
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Quote# 13881

This article is nothing but [[blasphemy]] and false lies. Dinosaurs are a hoax and are lies. The world is not that old. '''READ YOUR BIBLE.''' Anybody who reverts this back to the filthy lies and nonsense before this will rot in [[Hell]]. Who do you think [[God]] favours? Me, protecting the cherished Truth, or you posting false lies to defame [[God]]? He will PUNISH you and reward me with a place in his Kingdom. You will go to [[Hell]] if you continue to revert to the lies of so-called scientists. Don't believe these liars.

195.93.21.7 (IP address), Wikipedia edit history 32 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth Wang
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Quote# 13880

Karma is not ridiculous! its perfectly understandable.. Do not mock my beiliefs. If you get murderd means u deserve it.. u could of been a saint and got murderd. It could of been somethin u did in another life as a human being, who knows.. But if u get killed then u would have deserved it.. Karma, very understandable and true. If kids died in a car crash means its there Karma, they must have done somethin bad in a life before this one.

Rosenti, Eyes on Final Fantasy 31 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13876

[another logical YEC explanation for stars' being billions of light-years away]

That's because astronomers erroneously assume that the light which the stars reflect is the light from the sun. They then base their calculations on that. But read the 2nd paragraph in Genesis and you'll notice that God created light before he created the sun. So guess which light the stars are reflecting? ;)

Carico, CARM 44 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13872

[Crazy testimony of a christian who went to hell and met satan]

Firstly I will describe satan: He was not tall, but very fat. His body was covered with short black hair. His fingers were very long. Every part was covered by hair. He was very scary. His face was evil looking. His face had the look of wanting evil. He had no teeth, only fangs. He had a very big mouth and very deep holes for eyes. You couldn't see them. When I did see his eyes, they looked like cat's eyes; full of evil. I didn't pay attention to his feet. I know he is very scary, and he noticed me. I wouldn't look at him because I was so scared.

Olga, Yourgoingtohell.com 55 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13869

Jesus Christ is called the KINSMAN REDEEMER. Jesus did not come to save the apes & dolphins, He did not come to save the puppies & kitties, and He certainly did not come to save the Zeta Reticulans or the Alien Grays.The atonement work of Jesus was only to save His kinsman, the sons of Adam. If a being is not a descendent of Adam, this being -- no matter how intelligent-- will not take part in the promise of Jesus Christ. Watcher 's research confirms that there are beings who are genetically similar to the race of Adams, but have been genetically tampered with by rebel angels, or engineered to be superior humans in some illuminated laboratory. These hybrids are not capable of "being saved" by the grace of the Kinsman Redeemer, for they are not His kinsman...

David Flynn, Watcher 24 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13868

one of these days...you will encounter a demon or fallen angel....you will desperatly need our help....but none of will believe you. Do you want that? The demons in your life may be just waiting to attack you until you have reached the point where nobody here even wants too speak to you. Demons are very intelligent, highly manipulative, and extremly cunning. They can destroy the life you have as you know it. My life will never be the same. Think before you speak. You are gonna need us one day....God sent us all here for a reason...your time may not have come yet....but it will.

Hislittleangel, War of the Angels 12 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13867

[extract from user 2281868's leaked AOL search logs]

how destroy demons that live in apt above
is buddism satanism
is hip hop and rap music a form of satanism
are niggers satan or demons or gremlins
livingstone college
animal sex
killing voyeur neighbours who are satanic cult members
do niggers have x-ray vision

AOL user 2281868, Something Awful 31 Comments [8/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers
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