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Quote# 13590

While some ACLU-loving liberal homosexual-loving God-hating Americans suggest that Israel is becoming to aggresive, I say they need to keep the heat on all the God-hating Islamist in the Middle East and throughtout the His kingdom.

This is their destiny - to be rightiously wiped from the face of earth in His name and make way for the Rapture!

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur
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Quote# 13589

Keep in mind, the gay day is not the only reason to have a legit beef with Disney.
Disney has a funny way of constantly showing an absent mother, a Evil bad woman or a mother killed at the start in their wacky story lines. It is a subtle way to show anti family values over and over again.
Now, sure it is good to have a few films like this for those kids who have lost a mother or have a blended family.
But sit back and look at all the films and tell me that it is not a erie coincidence that almost every single one is like I described!

CrossandSword, Catholic Answers Forums 33 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13588

While at Dinseyland a few days ago I saw a pin which displayed a rainbow mickey head. This distressed me because even though it doesn't exactly match the LGBT pride flag - something I didn't know at the time - I feel that it was made for that community. Which really isn't as far fetched as it sounds, because Disneyland and WDW used to host a thing called "gay day" which while now un-official still seems to be really important to them - they even restrict airspace on that day so that no one flys a plane with a banner which the Pride Community doesn't want to see...

Anyways whether or not it truelly represents what I think it does it still put me in an awkward position. I didn't want to ride the rides or shop their. I didn't want to be "happy", and I couldn't tell my mother about it because when I told her how I feel about shopping at all the other stores that violate or beliefs, she didn't understand. And while I did end up eating there (something that made be feel like a hypocrite) and even enjoying myself towards the end of the day I still feel bad about it, and upset that they are selling the pin.

This post isn't so much for answers (although I would like to know what you think of the pin) as to just tell someone about this. I posted something like it earlier, and one of the users went into how impossible it was to really do anything because you'd have to boycott everyone...

Catholig, Catholic Answers Forums 24 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13587

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fascinating book, if you want to, you'd better take your blood pressure medicine before you read it, but it's "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America" and that's just a short list of the 30, 40 thousand of them, they're like termites that have worked into the woodwork of our academic society and [stumbles] it's appalling! This is available at CBN.com and bookstores everywhere and you really ought to read it and be informed.

[...]

These guys are out-and-out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order and they don't want anybody else except them-- that's why Regent University for example is so terrifically important and why we're setting up an undergraduate program that hopefully will seat shortly 10,000 students, and from there 250,000, because you don't want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don't want it to happen. Not only brainwashed, but beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 20 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13585

Robertson: That guy was a homo - as sure as you're alive.

Off camera: Yeah, you didn't look rattled. [...]

Off camera: This last one is.

Robertson: That last one, yeah, but I didn't get it.

Off camera: I called them up and said who the hell is screening these calls? I had one person call him a bigot. I've had another person call him a zealot. Let's get some balance out there.

Robertson: It's too late. The last one was OK, but the first three were all homosexuals.

Off camera: I know I know.

Robertson: I've had this before.

Off camera: You can answer the question any way you choose to.

Robertson: I hear you.

Off camera: Alright. Remember. Take it where you want it to go, take it where you want it to go. I don't like the producer of this segment.

Robertson: Well, they were trying to set me up.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 13 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13582

Ok well. Let God judge you? Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words "I do not know thee.". Do you have any idea how much pain you shall suffer? An eternity in the lake of fire. you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever and there's no escape and no end. Accpet God while there's still time. Dedicate yourself to him. He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this??? There's still a chance. [Followed by more of the same]

CowboyLee, Backpage.com 31 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13579

Well, I think the rapture will involve aliens (angels) beaming up true, dedicated Christians into their spaceships. So yes, probably many people will not believe it was really the rapture. But then there will probably be a lot of people who do believe, and turn to Jesus.
Source(s):

1Thessalonians 4:16,17, bibleufo.com

oceansoflight777, Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13578

When you realize that abortion is wrong and you seek to save lives instead of killing them then the babies will have nothing to accuse you of on the day of judgement the day when all of us will pay for those unrepented sins you committed against God and the innocent. But repent and all shall be forgiven.

Sarah, The Nightmare Project 16 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 13573

The Church should be focused on saving souls not saving the planet. Global warming is insignificant when compared to eternal warming.

stormtrooper, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: zen
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Quote# 13571

The core reason for a person's desire for someone of the same sex is that they hate God. So, he gave them over to their sinful desires.

Yodas_Prodigy, CARM 35 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13569

So anyway, these two girls come in from the suburbs and they get bombed, and their car is towed because they're moronic girls and, you know, they don't have a car. So they're standing there in the middle of the night with no car. And then they separate because they're drunk. They separate, which you never do. All right.

Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She's walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she's out of her mind, drunk.

Bill O'Reilly, Media Matters 61 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13566

The only difference that matters between God and Santa Clause is...

God is...
Santa Clause is not...

Normann, Christian Forums 32 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13564

[If you want to go back before the founding fathers, why not go back to the first human inhabitants ?]

No --- that's called Squatter's Rights, and SR do not override God's plans for who settles where.

Look at it this way:

What do you think of when you think of the land of Israel?

Should that land belong to the Jebusites, Amorites, Hivites, Hittites, etc.? No. God gave it to Abraham and his descendants forever.

Same for America. God created this real estate we live on, and when He sends people to live there and the squatters refuse to relinquish their land, then it becomes an issue between the squatters and God, not the squatters and the settlers.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 29 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: benjdm
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Quote# 13560

If God exists and if He is a tyrant--you need to believe him---to be saved

RAIHAN J, Yahoo! Answers 35 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13559

That is because she has brought the jews lies [that Jesus was a Jew, and not a white caucasian]. The same lies you spew and lie by saying you are truth. You are not God's truth. You are Satan's truth. She was to far brainwashed like you. How are you enjoying being Satan's lap dog because that is exactly what you are? She kept spewing the satanic communistic lies that the jews sold her. We told her the TRUE truth of God but she failed to listen and look at our well researched knowledge just like you.

AryanaAquillia, Black Exodus 26 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13557

[After explaining why a poster didn't capitalize the word "god"]

And you can only wish there is no God. You better start capitalizing it now since you will meet Him one day and He'll probably ask you why you didn't give Him even this smallest respect.

Biff, Free Conservatives 44 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Oolon Coluphid
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Quote# 13556

Wow, that sounds horrible! Poor gal, how terrifying!

I've not personally experienced this [being demonically attacked in ones dreams], perhaps reading your bible right before going to bed and leaving it open, especially the red lettering of Jesus' own words would be helpful. Is there anything in your home like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of? Is there anyone you know that's participating in witchcraft that's affecting your life? I've read personal accounts of satanic attacks like these especially when one is interceding for someone steeped in witchcraft.

I've already sent up a prayer for you and will continue to pray.

I believe!!!, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 13555

Over the last few months I have been demonically attacked in my dreams. It would be hard to put it into words without verbally telling you what it was like but I will do my best.

In these dreams it feels like reality and yet in my dream I question whether I am dreaming or not (got me so far?) Something will just be kinda off and then BAM a person will change into a demon or demons and leap on top of me attacking me. In fact in the first dream i had i woke up in my dream (does that makes sense?) and woke my husband up to tell him about it. He got up and came to me and then changed into a demon too and jumoed on me and I realized i was still dreaming!
I will rebuke them in my dream and cry out to Jesus but they will just mock me and continue to attack me.

I will be screaming at myself to wake up and hitting and punching my face desperately trying to get myself to wake up. When I come out of the dreams it feels like I am being sucked out of a vortex and I will awake in complete terror, hyperventilating and crying and scared out of my mind.

I have had 5 of these dreams. the first 2 were in the same night and the last 2 which was a few nights ago were in the same night. I pray every night for the blood of jesus to protect me and my mind from the enemy but every once in awhile i am still being attacked.

I guess I am wondering if anyone has had a similar experience and what you all think of this.

extreme4jesus, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 13553

thank you for understanding, and as for the information about evolution not having enough time. i have read about things in the past but at this time i do not have the information. the two did not come together at the same time, but an example would be, i have read somewhere that a rabbit would have taken about a million years to have evoluted. and since evolution goes at about the same pace and a 30 ton dinosaur is about 6000 times bigger than a rabbit and a 100 ton whale is about 20000 times bigger. it would have taken about 6000 to 20000 times longer for the bigger ones to have evoluted. or 6 billion and 20 billion years respectively, now how much longer for the humans. i do not know how to figure that yet,but of course we are a lot higher intelligent species than any of the animals. so it would have taken longer, does anybody know of a way i or others can do the math?oh and i believe my math is right ,i just did not have longer to make sure. anybody can point out any errors to me.

istnuom, Yahoo! Message Boards 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13551

So what we have are two bulls here. One is satan-led, Godless liberals, who insist on pumping unproven theories down the bodies of children NO matter if the facts are proven wrong. ON the other hand, you have creationists who lack the courage to stand up to the liberals and say what they really feel and believe.

So they deserve their house to fall! (“A house divided against itself, shall not stand!”) God will NEVER bless ANY creationist who hides from truth for NOT saying boldly, “GOD created heaven and earth, and ALL that is in it; and he did this in 6 days; just 6,000 yrs Ago!” And then LET the satan-led, Godless liberals deal with it as they will.

I happen to believe that God created ALL in 6 days, JUST 6,000 yrs ago. I will look ANY teacher; or any professor; or any scientist in the eye; and state my belief to them; whether they like it or not. I am not going to hide God while trying to play their game using contrived words like “creationism” so I can try to sell it to Godless minds on THEIR level.

I will further tell them; that they ARE the quintessential satan-led, Godless liberal; for NOT stating their TRUE agenda also. And then we can agree to disagree; and they can go to hell, and I will enjoy heaven. NOT because of whether evolution is true or not; rather because I put my faith in God, and they put their faith in satan.

SO BE IT! (Amen!)

patdeeee, Yahoo! Message Boards 35 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 13547

Another strange coincidence that happened to me is when I wrote the greatest idea down in my story. It came true. A Rabid dog kept coming up to me. I shot it with my twelve-gage in its chest and a day later it cam back and bit me. I shot the mother fucker again and buried it and got checked for raybees. I didn't have them. Nothing but a scare on my leg. When I buried it I put a cross on it to show it respect. He showed back up. I waited until he left and I went to the place I buried him and the cross was up side down. I haven't been there sice.

Blanco, Wikipedia 45 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tears of a clown
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Quote# 13546

The cell is the smallest unit of living things. There are two different, non-interchangable types of cells, plant and animal. One cannot become the other. For evolution to be true, the first living cells had to be plant life because an animal cell, having nothing to eat, would die immediately. Since that cell could not become an animal cell, a SEPARATE abiogenesis would have to occur. That is now TWO impossibilities, or impossible squared.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gerard
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Quote# 13545

[Fundie gives a review of The Last Temptation of Christ]

This film is an abomination and sacriligious, yet it garners an Oscar nod for Scorcese. Sickening. A film like The Passion of the Christ was not EMBELLISHED upon or ADDED TO in any way, and taken straight from the Gospels, gets nothing.

kidmaniac, IMDB 29 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13538

How does Harry Potter affect children? Here it is, in their own words:
"I want to go to wizard school and learn magic. I'd like to learn to use a wand to cast spells." (Dylan, age 10)

"If I could go to wizard school, I might be able to do spells and potions and fly a broomstick." (Myra, age 12)

"It would be great to be a wizard because you could control situations and things like teachers." (Jeffrey, age 11)

"I'd like to go to wizard school and learn magic and put spells on people. I'd make up an ugly spell and then it's pay-back time." (Catherine, age 9)

"I feel like I'm inside Harry's world. If I went to wizard school I'd study everything: spells, counterspells, and defense against the dark arts." (Carolyn, age 10)

"I liked it when the bad guys killed the unicorn and Voldemort drank its blood." (July, age 13)


Stop and think: what will these children do when invited to visit an occult website, or even a local coven?

Jack Chick, Jack Chick Website 79 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13532

Well what we do know about aliens is they have hurt many people over the years by burning them, injecting them with foriegn substances, scaring them psychologically, ect. Also they embrace all world religions except Christianity. They seem to have a great dislike for Jesus Christ. Which may give you a window as to what they are about. Eziekel mentions a vision of God which some interpret as a flying saucer. One thing for sure, the UFOs have a future agenda which will more likely be tied into the coming Antichrist and not Jesus.

campbell34, Hipforums 42 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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