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Quote# 13585

Robertson: That guy was a homo - as sure as you're alive.

Off camera: Yeah, you didn't look rattled. [...]

Off camera: This last one is.

Robertson: That last one, yeah, but I didn't get it.

Off camera: I called them up and said who the hell is screening these calls? I had one person call him a bigot. I've had another person call him a zealot. Let's get some balance out there.

Robertson: It's too late. The last one was OK, but the first three were all homosexuals.

Off camera: I know I know.

Robertson: I've had this before.

Off camera: You can answer the question any way you choose to.

Robertson: I hear you.

Off camera: Alright. Remember. Take it where you want it to go, take it where you want it to go. I don't like the producer of this segment.

Robertson: Well, they were trying to set me up.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 13 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13587

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fascinating book, if you want to, you'd better take your blood pressure medicine before you read it, but it's "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America" and that's just a short list of the 30, 40 thousand of them, they're like termites that have worked into the woodwork of our academic society and [stumbles] it's appalling! This is available at CBN.com and bookstores everywhere and you really ought to read it and be informed.

[...]

These guys are out-and-out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order and they don't want anybody else except them-- that's why Regent University for example is so terrifically important and why we're setting up an undergraduate program that hopefully will seat shortly 10,000 students, and from there 250,000, because you don't want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don't want it to happen. Not only brainwashed, but beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 20 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13588

While at Dinseyland a few days ago I saw a pin which displayed a rainbow mickey head. This distressed me because even though it doesn't exactly match the LGBT pride flag - something I didn't know at the time - I feel that it was made for that community. Which really isn't as far fetched as it sounds, because Disneyland and WDW used to host a thing called "gay day" which while now un-official still seems to be really important to them - they even restrict airspace on that day so that no one flys a plane with a banner which the Pride Community doesn't want to see...

Anyways whether or not it truelly represents what I think it does it still put me in an awkward position. I didn't want to ride the rides or shop their. I didn't want to be "happy", and I couldn't tell my mother about it because when I told her how I feel about shopping at all the other stores that violate or beliefs, she didn't understand. And while I did end up eating there (something that made be feel like a hypocrite) and even enjoying myself towards the end of the day I still feel bad about it, and upset that they are selling the pin.

This post isn't so much for answers (although I would like to know what you think of the pin) as to just tell someone about this. I posted something like it earlier, and one of the users went into how impossible it was to really do anything because you'd have to boycott everyone...

Catholig, Catholic Answers Forums 24 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13589

Keep in mind, the gay day is not the only reason to have a legit beef with Disney.
Disney has a funny way of constantly showing an absent mother, a Evil bad woman or a mother killed at the start in their wacky story lines. It is a subtle way to show anti family values over and over again.
Now, sure it is good to have a few films like this for those kids who have lost a mother or have a blended family.
But sit back and look at all the films and tell me that it is not a erie coincidence that almost every single one is like I described!

CrossandSword, Catholic Answers Forums 33 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13590

While some ACLU-loving liberal homosexual-loving God-hating Americans suggest that Israel is becoming to aggresive, I say they need to keep the heat on all the God-hating Islamist in the Middle East and throughtout the His kingdom.

This is their destiny - to be rightiously wiped from the face of earth in His name and make way for the Rapture!

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur
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Quote# 13591

I'm of the opinion that homosexuals should not be police officers any more than they should join the military.

Regarding the humorless of lesbians, perhaps it is because women are designed by God to be fulfilled through childbirth/child raising, so by choosing to be lesbians they deny themselves fulfillment in life. Hence, they become bitter and angry.

Biff, Free Conservatives 45 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Brian
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Quote# 13595

Seriously, how intelligent can one be that likes to get it up the ass?
How much common sense does it take to partake in dangerous behavior that causes AIDS? How stupid do you queers think \\"Us Normal people are\\"? We should agree with your sick patetic lifestyle? I think not! You call evil good and good evil. Homos are twisted and for the most part mentally ill and delusional. The saddest part of it all is when a faggot tells a straight person they are ignorant and a bigot because they dont like it up the ass and can\\'t understand how wonderful it is. Why the F**K should we you low life scum queers!!!!!

abduldadude, Speakout.com 34 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13598

IDrilledya will not be satisfied until we all confess to and worship evolution and evolutionist scientists, force our children to accept liberal dogma, abandon any restraint on or discipline of our children, initiate homosexual relationships, wear a ball and chain around our necks and a sign that says "I am the slave of all non-whites and I am scum forever", kill our babies before they're born, and engage in sexual orgies without end while singing Barbara Streisand songs about nasty conservatives.

In other words, nothing you can write or say on this blog will ever convince this person of anything, as they will twist and distort everything you say that doesn't match up with their hopeless worldview, take offense to it, call you a hateful, bigoted Christian, and come back for more the next day.

MH, WorldMagBlog 31 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13559

That is because she has brought the jews lies [that Jesus was a Jew, and not a white caucasian]. The same lies you spew and lie by saying you are truth. You are not God's truth. You are Satan's truth. She was to far brainwashed like you. How are you enjoying being Satan's lap dog because that is exactly what you are? She kept spewing the satanic communistic lies that the jews sold her. We told her the TRUE truth of God but she failed to listen and look at our well researched knowledge just like you.

AryanaAquillia, Black Exodus 26 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13560

If God exists and if He is a tyrant--you need to believe him---to be saved

RAIHAN J, Yahoo! Answers 35 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13564

[If you want to go back before the founding fathers, why not go back to the first human inhabitants ?]

No --- that's called Squatter's Rights, and SR do not override God's plans for who settles where.

Look at it this way:

What do you think of when you think of the land of Israel?

Should that land belong to the Jebusites, Amorites, Hivites, Hittites, etc.? No. God gave it to Abraham and his descendants forever.

Same for America. God created this real estate we live on, and when He sends people to live there and the squatters refuse to relinquish their land, then it becomes an issue between the squatters and God, not the squatters and the settlers.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 29 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: benjdm
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Quote# 13566

The only difference that matters between God and Santa Clause is...

God is...
Santa Clause is not...

Normann, Christian Forums 32 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13569

So anyway, these two girls come in from the suburbs and they get bombed, and their car is towed because they're moronic girls and, you know, they don't have a car. So they're standing there in the middle of the night with no car. And then they separate because they're drunk. They separate, which you never do. All right.

Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She's walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she's out of her mind, drunk.

Bill O'Reilly, Media Matters 61 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13571

The core reason for a person's desire for someone of the same sex is that they hate God. So, he gave them over to their sinful desires.

Yodas_Prodigy, CARM 35 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 13573

The Church should be focused on saving souls not saving the planet. Global warming is insignificant when compared to eternal warming.

stormtrooper, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [8/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: zen
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Quote# 13503

[Odd then, that so few of the godless liberal intellectuals voted for him. In fact, that was one of his rallying cries, if I remember correctly.]

It doesn't matter what his rallying cries were, or who voted for him. Bush's actual actions and policies reflect an atheistic, or possibly Judaic, ideology. Christianity has played little to no role in Bush policies.

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 56 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 13505

As for dinosaurs. This is a good scene to describe how they have been used against god.

6,000 B.C. - Garden of Eden
Devil - Adam? Do you know that dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago?
Adam - Are you kidding? Theres one eating off the cherry tree right now.
Devil - Darn...

4400 B.C. - Building Site of Noah's Ark.
Noah - I'm 10 foot 8
Noahs son - Well Im 10 foot 9.
Noah - Fine, go get me that tree will you?
Noah's Son - Here you go! *Rips tree out of the ground*
Devil - knock knock. Noah, do you know dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago?
Noah - Are you joking? I fed them this morning, the two babies im bringing on the ark. A pink one and a blue one.
Devil - Urggh!

1900 A.D. - Discovery of Dino Bones
Devil - Yesss!!!! Here you! Do you know they went extinct millions of years ago?
Scientist - Huh? You're right! It all fits ((Into nothing)) this must mean the bible is fake.
Devil - YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! ... I mean... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The real Princess Leia1, Saber Scorpion's Lair Forums 84 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Will
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Quote# 13506

<a href="http://exploitsofnothing.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank">Perhaps most inaccurate explanation of Big Bang and evolution, ever. With catchy tune</a>.

Peterguy, YTMND 30 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Puistokemisti
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Quote# 13510

Nuclear explosions will light up the Eastern seaboard of the United States, Bill Clinton will declare Marshall law within the United States from his newly established throne in Israel. Chaos will insue on the North American continent. Food will be so scarce that people will start to eat one another as they do now in North Korea. Rich people will continue to try living their life-syle as if nothing happened, but will only be killed for their coveted possessions. Rich people will finally get their just reward…death and misery. There will be a 15 month period on earth where people will wish they could die but cannot. The poor will have already been dead because they couldn’t get enough to eat or could not afford a shelter to survive. China will take over the world in a swift thrust towards the Middle East, this will action will capture all the oil reserves and destroy as many people as they can, reducing the world population down to approximately 1 billion. The world as we know it will come to an end as Jesus Christ returns on a white horse with all of the believer in him around the year 2007. If he didn’t come back at this time the world would be completely destroyed. This is just the highlights of the troubles that the world is in for.

Tim, Apocalyptic Dreaming 65 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13511

I’ll just like to take a little time and post this meesage. I wish to address my own reacurring dreams and day-dreams/visions and see if anyone else has had these occurances.

I’ve had a dream of being in a library of vast amount of books scrolls, which gives you the impression of being in contact with a vast amount of unknown knowledge. I meet various people I’ve known and I can now say also people I didn’t know, yet. I started to hear this voice that came in as low murmur which grew to a penetrated subsonic sound that humans have no possible way of hearing. The way I heard it was as if it was inside my head, bypassing human ears.

[It goes on like this]

Memnojokasel, Apocalyptic Dreaming 20 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13514

I have also had dreams about demons/evil chasing me. However I have never had the visualization of dead bodies as you have. I truly believe that when we sleep we are open to all kinds of spirits. I could be that an evil element was trying to do something (I don't want to elaborate). How fortunate that Jesus was so close and made himself known to you. I do believe that HE is always with us and that when we call to HIM he will protect us. I am not a spiritual fanatic.

May His peace be with you always. Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.

MJM, The Nightmare Project 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13522

I wonder if many gays know what liberals really think of them and what their goals are outside using them to try and destroy our democracy. Marxist writings are flagrantly racist, sexist and anti-gay. Here we have a perfect example....the ACLU working hard to support a vicious anti-gay hate group, that wants to spread its "God hates FAGS" message in the most inappropriate manner, at military funerals (these people are nuts). Why would they do this? It doesn't make much sense until you find out that this group is a far left group (most hate groups are). The ACLU shares their attitude toward gays as do most liberals.

Panacea, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13523

I had just lain down, my head on the pillow and blankets pulled over me. The bedroom was dark.

Something came through the wall and hovered over me. It was Jesus, bathed in radiance, his face so close and so real that I felt I could touch it. His eyes looked of golden sand. He spoke to me in a language I had never heard, but I still understood and nodded, as if saying, "Okay, okay, okay..."

Then another man appeared, kneeling at the side of my bed. Dressed in a robe, he also had a glowing appearance. He placed a Bible on my bed. Jesus started talking with him in the same language, but I no longer understood what he was saying. The man opened the Bible to its first book, Genesis. Across the pages were written THE END THE END THE END in many different languages.

As they continued to talk, I yelled, "What are you saying? Why is the beginning the end?" Why? Why? Why?" Jesus gave me a look of anger, and they both disappeared. I woke up screaming so loud that I even woke my mother.

This experience seemed so real that I still question whether it was a dream. I'm interested in your interpretations. Has anyone had a similar experience? Do you think a message was being sent to me?

Janet, The Nightmare Project 40 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13524

[Apparently, a San Antonio fertility clinic is now going to make embryos from donated egg and sperm, not to help the biological parents get pregnant but for sale to infertile couples.]

Didn't you know that the NAS is made up of mostly "atheists" (or so I keep getting told and pointed to various surveys) and so is it really a surprise that their ethical guide lines are so questionable ?

When you bow down before the deity of scientism, and even more when you done the high priests labcoat, why would it surprise anyone that such people would endorse human sacrifice to their god ?

Welcome to 21st century paganism. It worked for Molech and it works for these guys.

Jason Rennie, Secondhand Smoke Blog 30 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13525

Sorry but God calls us humans so He and I disagree with you on the existence of homos sapiens which I have already explained on another thread. So I'm going to have to go with God over you again.

Carico, CARM 44 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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