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Quote# 13528

REALLY HATE QUEERS AND LESBOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS A GOOD THING TO HATE HOMOS. IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not4Queers, Speakout.com 78 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13526

[This is 8th prediction so far]

The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb on 2006Ab8 i.e. on the Jewish Sabbath between Sundown Friday August 4th and Sundown Saturday August 5th, 2006

TrueBibleCode, TrueBibleCode.com 57 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cthulhu's Quill
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Quote# 13525

Sorry but God calls us humans so He and I disagree with you on the existence of homos sapiens which I have already explained on another thread. So I'm going to have to go with God over you again.

Carico, CARM 44 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13524

[Apparently, a San Antonio fertility clinic is now going to make embryos from donated egg and sperm, not to help the biological parents get pregnant but for sale to infertile couples.]

Didn't you know that the NAS is made up of mostly "atheists" (or so I keep getting told and pointed to various surveys) and so is it really a surprise that their ethical guide lines are so questionable ?

When you bow down before the deity of scientism, and even more when you done the high priests labcoat, why would it surprise anyone that such people would endorse human sacrifice to their god ?

Welcome to 21st century paganism. It worked for Molech and it works for these guys.

Jason Rennie, Secondhand Smoke Blog 29 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13523

I had just lain down, my head on the pillow and blankets pulled over me. The bedroom was dark.

Something came through the wall and hovered over me. It was Jesus, bathed in radiance, his face so close and so real that I felt I could touch it. His eyes looked of golden sand. He spoke to me in a language I had never heard, but I still understood and nodded, as if saying, "Okay, okay, okay..."

Then another man appeared, kneeling at the side of my bed. Dressed in a robe, he also had a glowing appearance. He placed a Bible on my bed. Jesus started talking with him in the same language, but I no longer understood what he was saying. The man opened the Bible to its first book, Genesis. Across the pages were written THE END THE END THE END in many different languages.

As they continued to talk, I yelled, "What are you saying? Why is the beginning the end?" Why? Why? Why?" Jesus gave me a look of anger, and they both disappeared. I woke up screaming so loud that I even woke my mother.

This experience seemed so real that I still question whether it was a dream. I'm interested in your interpretations. Has anyone had a similar experience? Do you think a message was being sent to me?

Janet, The Nightmare Project 40 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13522

I wonder if many gays know what liberals really think of them and what their goals are outside using them to try and destroy our democracy. Marxist writings are flagrantly racist, sexist and anti-gay. Here we have a perfect example....the ACLU working hard to support a vicious anti-gay hate group, that wants to spread its "God hates FAGS" message in the most inappropriate manner, at military funerals (these people are nuts). Why would they do this? It doesn't make much sense until you find out that this group is a far left group (most hate groups are). The ACLU shares their attitude toward gays as do most liberals.

Panacea, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13514

I have also had dreams about demons/evil chasing me. However I have never had the visualization of dead bodies as you have. I truly believe that when we sleep we are open to all kinds of spirits. I could be that an evil element was trying to do something (I don't want to elaborate). How fortunate that Jesus was so close and made himself known to you. I do believe that HE is always with us and that when we call to HIM he will protect us. I am not a spiritual fanatic.

May His peace be with you always. Also try sleeping with your chest area covered. Some believe that this area should be protected while sleeping.

MJM, The Nightmare Project 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13511

I’ll just like to take a little time and post this meesage. I wish to address my own reacurring dreams and day-dreams/visions and see if anyone else has had these occurances.

I’ve had a dream of being in a library of vast amount of books scrolls, which gives you the impression of being in contact with a vast amount of unknown knowledge. I meet various people I’ve known and I can now say also people I didn’t know, yet. I started to hear this voice that came in as low murmur which grew to a penetrated subsonic sound that humans have no possible way of hearing. The way I heard it was as if it was inside my head, bypassing human ears.

[It goes on like this]

Memnojokasel, Apocalyptic Dreaming 20 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13510

Nuclear explosions will light up the Eastern seaboard of the United States, Bill Clinton will declare Marshall law within the United States from his newly established throne in Israel. Chaos will insue on the North American continent. Food will be so scarce that people will start to eat one another as they do now in North Korea. Rich people will continue to try living their life-syle as if nothing happened, but will only be killed for their coveted possessions. Rich people will finally get their just reward…death and misery. There will be a 15 month period on earth where people will wish they could die but cannot. The poor will have already been dead because they couldn’t get enough to eat or could not afford a shelter to survive. China will take over the world in a swift thrust towards the Middle East, this will action will capture all the oil reserves and destroy as many people as they can, reducing the world population down to approximately 1 billion. The world as we know it will come to an end as Jesus Christ returns on a white horse with all of the believer in him around the year 2007. If he didn’t come back at this time the world would be completely destroyed. This is just the highlights of the troubles that the world is in for.

Tim, Apocalyptic Dreaming 62 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13506

<a href="http://exploitsofnothing.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank">Perhaps most inaccurate explanation of Big Bang and evolution, ever. With catchy tune</a>.

Peterguy, YTMND 30 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Puistokemisti
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Quote# 13505

As for dinosaurs. This is a good scene to describe how they have been used against god.

6,000 B.C. - Garden of Eden
Devil - Adam? Do you know that dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago?
Adam - Are you kidding? Theres one eating off the cherry tree right now.
Devil - Darn...

4400 B.C. - Building Site of Noah's Ark.
Noah - I'm 10 foot 8
Noahs son - Well Im 10 foot 9.
Noah - Fine, go get me that tree will you?
Noah's Son - Here you go! *Rips tree out of the ground*
Devil - knock knock. Noah, do you know dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago?
Noah - Are you joking? I fed them this morning, the two babies im bringing on the ark. A pink one and a blue one.
Devil - Urggh!

1900 A.D. - Discovery of Dino Bones
Devil - Yesss!!!! Here you! Do you know they went extinct millions of years ago?
Scientist - Huh? You're right! It all fits ((Into nothing)) this must mean the bible is fake.
Devil - YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! ... I mean... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The real Princess Leia1, Saber Scorpion's Lair Forums 82 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Will
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Quote# 13503

[Odd then, that so few of the godless liberal intellectuals voted for him. In fact, that was one of his rallying cries, if I remember correctly.]

It doesn't matter what his rallying cries were, or who voted for him. Bush's actual actions and policies reflect an atheistic, or possibly Judaic, ideology. Christianity has played little to no role in Bush policies.

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 56 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 13500

Have you ever seen the air?
No one has seen the air.
You can hear it.
You can feel it.
But you can't see it.
So how do you prove it exists...?

I can hear God.
I can feel God.
But for me to prove to you that He exists, i would have to SHOW you God.
But until you can also hear Him and feel Him, you will never 'see' Him.

truebeliever_777, Yahoo! Answers 54 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ChrisB
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Quote# 13498

Definition of Adaptivity
a•dap tive•ness or ad ap•tiv i•ty ( ad p-t v -ty ) KEY (Noun)

Definition:

1. Readily capable of adapting or of being adapted: an adaptive worker; adaptive clothing for children with special needs.

2. Capable of adapting or being adapted: adaptable, adjustable, elastic, flexible, malleable, pliable, pliant, supple. See CHANGE

3. To change something, oneself, to fit new circumstances, etc; to make something suitable for a new purpose.

4. To alter or modify something...especially as it relates physiologies and the environment.

5.An obvious biological process that has been largely ignored by the scientific community for the past 100 years;

6. Is often accepted and denied at the same time in an attempt to confuse and disorient the masses.

5. Can quickly lead to new phenotypic changes in animals…ie…color, shape, structure, and more can all be quickly modified; Can give the illusion of evolution.

6. Has the unique ability of completely overthrowing and dismantling a scientific theory that has completely brainwashed a large segment society and led to mass depression, disappointment and disillusionment.

7. Inspired Charles Darwin to write “The Origins of Species” in an attempt to get around it. Has likewise inspired many others to dedicate their lives and write literally millions of pages of convoluted nonsense in order to get around it.

8. Has been denied and ignored by teachers and other assorted intellectuals, especially as it relates to evolution.

6. Ignorance of contributes to wide-spread conspiracy and brain-rot in the scientific community and general public.

7. Has the ability to break hearts and bring chaos into the disillusioned upon discovery.

8. Gives empowerment to the uneducated; Makes impotent the intellectually superior.

9. Embarrasses, harasses, utterly humiliates some; Soothes others.

10. Changes lives.

11. Makes suitable for a new purpose.

12. Can bring about process of change; can cast away old.

supersport, Internet Infidels 25 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13496

[When asked how laws against marijuana and speeding were based on the 10 commandments]

Thou shalt not steal. By breaking those laws, one steals authority from the government legally instituted to govern us.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 43 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13492

Actually, none of the laws of physics prevent a Christian or Jew from being an a$$hole.

The difference is, that a Christian or Jew (or a Hindu or Budhist for that matter) has to be in major violation of the basic tenets of his religion in order to be an a$$hole.

A slammite on the other hand has to be in major violation of the basic tenets of HIS religion NOT to be an a$$hole.

The good news is that the basic tenets of real religion (as opposed to I-slam or other forms of devil worship) are imprinted on most people biologically, which is the only reason that slammite societies (or "secular humanist" societies like Canada or Britain) function at at all. But if even ten percent of the billion people who follow the teachings of the false prophet Mohammed (MHBH) or the false god allah take those teachings seriously, there's a big problem.

gungasnake, able2know.com 32 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13491

Bah! This is an example of Pharasee, not a real Christian. Real Christians aren’t so stupid to not know that someday Halloween will fall upon Sunday. And you guys might as well back off of Christians, people have been attacking Christian (don’t think that the times of Christiandom are any different) for 2000 years so give us a break! If you want an example of people attacking Christianity in America, look no further than this site! People continually attack the saying of Merry Christmas! Good greif! Get your hands off of trying to beat up Christians!

Gunny, Stupid Evil Bastard 20 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Les
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Quote# 13490

Ehh... God didnt kill any dinosaurs. There is no scientific reason as to why the dinosaurs died. Its all 'maybes' and 'probablys' but the bible explains it perfectly and it fits in perfectly. Dinosaurs have massive lungs and small nostrils. But before the flood. Water was above earth, so twice the air pressure, meaning much faster skin healing time and easier to breathe. After the flood. Dinosaurs couldn't cope. Struggling for breath they bred in vain. producing only small lizards which lived much shorter times (because of lack of oxygen) and thus, the dinosaurs died out.

ArgoFett, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 42 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13489

['In essence, they claim that genetic change can happen from generation to generation, but that such changes are always within the context of a species, and that such chages can never result in speciation.']

That is not actually what creationists believe. Creationists definitely believe in speciation, but not change from one kind of animal to another (e.g. chimp to man).

There is plenty of evidence for speciation, which both creationists and evolutionists believe in. Short-haired dogs in tropical climates and long-haired dogs in cold climates can be different species (they may no longer be able to interbreed for various reasons and are therefore considered different species), but they are still both dogs.

The burden of proof is on the evolutionist for anything further than that.

keneikirk, Yahoo! Message Board 28 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 13488

EVOLUTION IS NOT SCIENTIFIC. It is a theory! Notice the word THEORY... T-H-E-O-R-Y. Wiki it. It is an idea. One which breeds Atheism, is the tool of Satan and will bring about the destruction of man.

ArgoFett, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 66 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Broken Egg
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Quote# 13480

(Voluntary euthanasia has no victim, just as making love has no victim)

Of course it doesn't have a victim, just as murder has no victims. I don't hear any complaints from people that have been killed about why they "choose" to do it.

But hey, your a barbarian and it is pretty obvious that you don't care about anything more significant than getting your own pro-death way.

Jason Rennie, Secondhand Smoke Blog 27 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13478

[Quite possibly the worst mispelling of "atheism" ever]

Is athistiam a Religon?

Loner, Christian Forums 57 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor
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Quote# 13477

How could anyone support a candidate to lead an entire nation when he obviously cannot even get his own personal affairs in order? Atheists are unfit to rule and to give them any power would be dangerous to society.

Atheist-controlled nations are doomed to fail...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 26 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 13475

People who blame God for their evil deeds have lowered themselves to the level of the atheists.

Although George W. Bush is most likely an atheist himself...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 32 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor
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Quote# 13473

The work I do people call the impossible. My remedy is used with herbs and oils from Salem, Massachusetts. My techniques were used by my great ancestors, who were born and raised true white witches in Salem.

I'm renown throughout the land of Salem and internationally known around the world. I have techniques that are not used by any other witch or spell caster. Some of my spells are used with a witch's pentagram.

The spells I cast are very powerful. I have practiced my techniques for the last fifteen and a half years and never failed a case. My work is guaranteed! With my spells I have made non-believers into believers. My spells are guaranteed and ever lasting! Call me only if your are serious at (971) 237-9046.

Bena the White Witch of Spells, SalemLoveSpells.com 60 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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