Quote# 13528

REALLY HATE QUEERS AND LESBOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS A GOOD THING TO HATE HOMOS. IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not4Queers, Speakout.com 78 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13532

Well what we do know about aliens is they have hurt many people over the years by burning them, injecting them with foriegn substances, scaring them psychologically, ect. Also they embrace all world religions except Christianity. They seem to have a great dislike for Jesus Christ. Which may give you a window as to what they are about. Eziekel mentions a vision of God which some interpret as a flying saucer. One thing for sure, the UFOs have a future agenda which will more likely be tied into the coming Antichrist and not Jesus.

campbell34, Hipforums 43 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13538

How does Harry Potter affect children? Here it is, in their own words:
"I want to go to wizard school and learn magic. I'd like to learn to use a wand to cast spells." (Dylan, age 10)

"If I could go to wizard school, I might be able to do spells and potions and fly a broomstick." (Myra, age 12)

"It would be great to be a wizard because you could control situations and things like teachers." (Jeffrey, age 11)

"I'd like to go to wizard school and learn magic and put spells on people. I'd make up an ugly spell and then it's pay-back time." (Catherine, age 9)

"I feel like I'm inside Harry's world. If I went to wizard school I'd study everything: spells, counterspells, and defense against the dark arts." (Carolyn, age 10)

"I liked it when the bad guys killed the unicorn and Voldemort drank its blood." (July, age 13)

Stop and think: what will these children do when invited to visit an occult website, or even a local coven?

Jack Chick, Jack Chick Website 81 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13545

[Fundie gives a review of The Last Temptation of Christ]

This film is an abomination and sacriligious, yet it garners an Oscar nod for Scorcese. Sickening. A film like The Passion of the Christ was not EMBELLISHED upon or ADDED TO in any way, and taken straight from the Gospels, gets nothing.

kidmaniac, IMDB 29 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13546

The cell is the smallest unit of living things. There are two different, non-interchangable types of cells, plant and animal. One cannot become the other. For evolution to be true, the first living cells had to be plant life because an animal cell, having nothing to eat, would die immediately. Since that cell could not become an animal cell, a SEPARATE abiogenesis would have to occur. That is now TWO impossibilities, or impossible squared.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 34 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gerard

Quote# 13547

Another strange coincidence that happened to me is when I wrote the greatest idea down in my story. It came true. A Rabid dog kept coming up to me. I shot it with my twelve-gage in its chest and a day later it cam back and bit me. I shot the mother fucker again and buried it and got checked for raybees. I didn't have them. Nothing but a scare on my leg. When I buried it I put a cross on it to show it respect. He showed back up. I waited until he left and I went to the place I buried him and the cross was up side down. I haven't been there sice.

Blanco, Wikipedia 45 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tears of a clown

Quote# 13551

So what we have are two bulls here. One is satan-led, Godless liberals, who insist on pumping unproven theories down the bodies of children NO matter if the facts are proven wrong. ON the other hand, you have creationists who lack the courage to stand up to the liberals and say what they really feel and believe.

So they deserve their house to fall! (“A house divided against itself, shall not stand!”) God will NEVER bless ANY creationist who hides from truth for NOT saying boldly, “GOD created heaven and earth, and ALL that is in it; and he did this in 6 days; just 6,000 yrs Ago!” And then LET the satan-led, Godless liberals deal with it as they will.

I happen to believe that God created ALL in 6 days, JUST 6,000 yrs ago. I will look ANY teacher; or any professor; or any scientist in the eye; and state my belief to them; whether they like it or not. I am not going to hide God while trying to play their game using contrived words like “creationism” so I can try to sell it to Godless minds on THEIR level.

I will further tell them; that they ARE the quintessential satan-led, Godless liberal; for NOT stating their TRUE agenda also. And then we can agree to disagree; and they can go to hell, and I will enjoy heaven. NOT because of whether evolution is true or not; rather because I put my faith in God, and they put their faith in satan.

SO BE IT! (Amen!)

patdeeee, Yahoo! Message Boards 36 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 13553

thank you for understanding, and as for the information about evolution not having enough time. i have read about things in the past but at this time i do not have the information. the two did not come together at the same time, but an example would be, i have read somewhere that a rabbit would have taken about a million years to have evoluted. and since evolution goes at about the same pace and a 30 ton dinosaur is about 6000 times bigger than a rabbit and a 100 ton whale is about 20000 times bigger. it would have taken about 6000 to 20000 times longer for the bigger ones to have evoluted. or 6 billion and 20 billion years respectively, now how much longer for the humans. i do not know how to figure that yet,but of course we are a lot higher intelligent species than any of the animals. so it would have taken longer, does anybody know of a way i or others can do the math?oh and i believe my math is right ,i just did not have longer to make sure. anybody can point out any errors to me.

istnuom, Yahoo! Message Boards 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13555

Over the last few months I have been demonically attacked in my dreams. It would be hard to put it into words without verbally telling you what it was like but I will do my best.

In these dreams it feels like reality and yet in my dream I question whether I am dreaming or not (got me so far?) Something will just be kinda off and then BAM a person will change into a demon or demons and leap on top of me attacking me. In fact in the first dream i had i woke up in my dream (does that makes sense?) and woke my husband up to tell him about it. He got up and came to me and then changed into a demon too and jumoed on me and I realized i was still dreaming!
I will rebuke them in my dream and cry out to Jesus but they will just mock me and continue to attack me.

I will be screaming at myself to wake up and hitting and punching my face desperately trying to get myself to wake up. When I come out of the dreams it feels like I am being sucked out of a vortex and I will awake in complete terror, hyperventilating and crying and scared out of my mind.

I have had 5 of these dreams. the first 2 were in the same night and the last 2 which was a few nights ago were in the same night. I pray every night for the blood of jesus to protect me and my mind from the enemy but every once in awhile i am still being attacked.

I guess I am wondering if anyone has had a similar experience and what you all think of this.

extreme4jesus, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer

Quote# 13556

Wow, that sounds horrible! Poor gal, how terrifying!

I've not personally experienced this [being demonically attacked in ones dreams], perhaps reading your bible right before going to bed and leaving it open, especially the red lettering of Jesus' own words would be helpful. Is there anything in your home like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of? Is there anyone you know that's participating in witchcraft that's affecting your life? I've read personal accounts of satanic attacks like these especially when one is interceding for someone steeped in witchcraft.

I've already sent up a prayer for you and will continue to pray.

I believe!!!, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer

Quote# 13557

[After explaining why a poster didn't capitalize the word "god"]

And you can only wish there is no God. You better start capitalizing it now since you will meet Him one day and He'll probably ask you why you didn't give Him even this smallest respect.

Biff, Free Conservatives 49 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Oolon Coluphid

Quote# 13473

The work I do people call the impossible. My remedy is used with herbs and oils from Salem, Massachusetts. My techniques were used by my great ancestors, who were born and raised true white witches in Salem.

I'm renown throughout the land of Salem and internationally known around the world. I have techniques that are not used by any other witch or spell caster. Some of my spells are used with a witch's pentagram.

The spells I cast are very powerful. I have practiced my techniques for the last fifteen and a half years and never failed a case. My work is guaranteed! With my spells I have made non-believers into believers. My spells are guaranteed and ever lasting! Call me only if your are serious at (971) 237-9046.

Bena the White Witch of Spells, SalemLoveSpells.com 60 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 13475

People who blame God for their evil deeds have lowered themselves to the level of the atheists.

Although George W. Bush is most likely an atheist himself...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 32 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor

Quote# 13477

How could anyone support a candidate to lead an entire nation when he obviously cannot even get his own personal affairs in order? Atheists are unfit to rule and to give them any power would be dangerous to society.

Atheist-controlled nations are doomed to fail...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 26 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 13478

[Quite possibly the worst mispelling of "atheism" ever]

Is athistiam a Religon?

Loner, Christian Forums 57 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor

Quote# 13480

(Voluntary euthanasia has no victim, just as making love has no victim)

Of course it doesn't have a victim, just as murder has no victims. I don't hear any complaints from people that have been killed about why they "choose" to do it.

But hey, your a barbarian and it is pretty obvious that you don't care about anything more significant than getting your own pro-death way.

Jason Rennie, Secondhand Smoke Blog 27 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 13488

EVOLUTION IS NOT SCIENTIFIC. It is a theory! Notice the word THEORY... T-H-E-O-R-Y. Wiki it. It is an idea. One which breeds Atheism, is the tool of Satan and will bring about the destruction of man.

ArgoFett, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 66 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Broken Egg

Quote# 13489

['In essence, they claim that genetic change can happen from generation to generation, but that such changes are always within the context of a species, and that such chages can never result in speciation.']

That is not actually what creationists believe. Creationists definitely believe in speciation, but not change from one kind of animal to another (e.g. chimp to man).

There is plenty of evidence for speciation, which both creationists and evolutionists believe in. Short-haired dogs in tropical climates and long-haired dogs in cold climates can be different species (they may no longer be able to interbreed for various reasons and are therefore considered different species), but they are still both dogs.

The burden of proof is on the evolutionist for anything further than that.

keneikirk, Yahoo! Message Board 28 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 13490

Ehh... God didnt kill any dinosaurs. There is no scientific reason as to why the dinosaurs died. Its all 'maybes' and 'probablys' but the bible explains it perfectly and it fits in perfectly. Dinosaurs have massive lungs and small nostrils. But before the flood. Water was above earth, so twice the air pressure, meaning much faster skin healing time and easier to breathe. After the flood. Dinosaurs couldn't cope. Struggling for breath they bred in vain. producing only small lizards which lived much shorter times (because of lack of oxygen) and thus, the dinosaurs died out.

ArgoFett, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 42 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13491

Bah! This is an example of Pharasee, not a real Christian. Real Christians aren’t so stupid to not know that someday Halloween will fall upon Sunday. And you guys might as well back off of Christians, people have been attacking Christian (don’t think that the times of Christiandom are any different) for 2000 years so give us a break! If you want an example of people attacking Christianity in America, look no further than this site! People continually attack the saying of Merry Christmas! Good greif! Get your hands off of trying to beat up Christians!

Gunny, Stupid Evil Bastard 22 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Les

Quote# 13492

Actually, none of the laws of physics prevent a Christian or Jew from being an a$$hole.

The difference is, that a Christian or Jew (or a Hindu or Budhist for that matter) has to be in major violation of the basic tenets of his religion in order to be an a$$hole.

A slammite on the other hand has to be in major violation of the basic tenets of HIS religion NOT to be an a$$hole.

The good news is that the basic tenets of real religion (as opposed to I-slam or other forms of devil worship) are imprinted on most people biologically, which is the only reason that slammite societies (or "secular humanist" societies like Canada or Britain) function at at all. But if even ten percent of the billion people who follow the teachings of the false prophet Mohammed (MHBH) or the false god allah take those teachings seriously, there's a big problem.

gungasnake, able2know.com 32 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13496

[When asked how laws against marijuana and speeding were based on the 10 commandments]

Thou shalt not steal. By breaking those laws, one steals authority from the government legally instituted to govern us.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 43 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13498

Definition of Adaptivity
a•dap tive•ness or ad ap•tiv i•ty ( ad p-t v -ty ) KEY (Noun)


1. Readily capable of adapting or of being adapted: an adaptive worker; adaptive clothing for children with special needs.

2. Capable of adapting or being adapted: adaptable, adjustable, elastic, flexible, malleable, pliable, pliant, supple. See CHANGE

3. To change something, oneself, to fit new circumstances, etc; to make something suitable for a new purpose.

4. To alter or modify something...especially as it relates physiologies and the environment.

5.An obvious biological process that has been largely ignored by the scientific community for the past 100 years;

6. Is often accepted and denied at the same time in an attempt to confuse and disorient the masses.

5. Can quickly lead to new phenotypic changes in animals…ie…color, shape, structure, and more can all be quickly modified; Can give the illusion of evolution.

6. Has the unique ability of completely overthrowing and dismantling a scientific theory that has completely brainwashed a large segment society and led to mass depression, disappointment and disillusionment.

7. Inspired Charles Darwin to write “The Origins of Species” in an attempt to get around it. Has likewise inspired many others to dedicate their lives and write literally millions of pages of convoluted nonsense in order to get around it.

8. Has been denied and ignored by teachers and other assorted intellectuals, especially as it relates to evolution.

6. Ignorance of contributes to wide-spread conspiracy and brain-rot in the scientific community and general public.

7. Has the ability to break hearts and bring chaos into the disillusioned upon discovery.

8. Gives empowerment to the uneducated; Makes impotent the intellectually superior.

9. Embarrasses, harasses, utterly humiliates some; Soothes others.

10. Changes lives.

11. Makes suitable for a new purpose.

12. Can bring about process of change; can cast away old.

supersport, Internet Infidels 25 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13500

Have you ever seen the air?
No one has seen the air.
You can hear it.
You can feel it.
But you can't see it.
So how do you prove it exists...?

I can hear God.
I can feel God.
But for me to prove to you that He exists, i would have to SHOW you God.
But until you can also hear Him and feel Him, you will never 'see' Him.

truebeliever_777, Yahoo! Answers 54 Comments [8/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ChrisB

Quote# 13435

Why are CHRISTIANS not working to take back the SABBATH DAY in this COUNTRY!? GOD DOES NOT APPROVE!!!!!!!?

Yesterday, the PASTOR had a sermon about how this country needs to TAKE BACK SUNDAY for the GOD! I agree with him!

For TOO LONG this country has not recognized the SABBATH DAY as a HOLY DAY of REST where we HONOR GOD and spend time with our FAMILIES!



mrs. Paige, Yahoo! Answers 122 Comments [8/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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