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Quote# 14261

The devil has a company, and its name...... Its name is...

VERICHIP!

radi ID my behind - this is where i will draw a line in the sand, and say loud and clear.

"Come near me with the chip and you will die."

That mark, is the mark of the beast, and with it you are nothing more than a numberd piece of cattle.

Times coming when you won't be able to buy or sell without one...

we live in very interesting times.

D4rk Kn1ght, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [8/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14255

Thank God I am not catholic. I thank the good Lord my mom found Jesus and sent us to a Nazarene church right before we were to start getting brainwashed in the catholic church when I was in third grade.


jgredline, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14254

[Rape and slavery justification in response to the following verse: Numbers 31:18. "But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves]

The Numbers passage you cite should be taken in context. Israel was directed to attack the Midianites because of their earlier misconduct with the men of Israel. Through the urging of the prophet Balaam, the Midianite women had been having sex with the Israelite men and led them into idolatry. Instead of destroying these adulterous women, the Israelite men captured the women and children, plus other spoils of battle.

Moses was angry that Israel had disobeyed God's commands and ordered them to execute these women who had caused Israel to sin against the Lord. The young girls were spared execution because they had not been involved in the adulterous sin. It was not that they were spared so that Israel could have committed sexual crimes with them. The New Bible Commentary says of the sparing of these girls that "they became part of the nation." There is nothing impure in this motive - simply an extension of God's grace.

geneva man, WorldMagBlog 29 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14249

They are thinking of making EIGHT year olds have to ride in booster seats - and making 12 year olds sit in the back seats - but hey, let's pass condoms out to prisoners.....

justche, free republic 47 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14242

God is the one who chooses our rulers. And if we are the ones not actively involved in electing those godly men and women and if people aren’t involved in helping godly men in getting elected than we’re going to have a nation of secular laws. That’s not what our founding fathers intended and that’s certainly isn’t what God intended.

Katherine Harris, Florida Baptist Witness 35 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Blurb
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Quote# 14241

(Yet another fundie opposed to embryonic stemcell research)

you claim an embryo is nothing but a clump of cells grouped together, well look down at yourself thats all you are as well albeit you are several trillion cells but its the same its just as human in when the sperm and egg join as it is when it is born and grows into an adult. and once they start sanctioning it to be okay with embryos then whats to stop them from going further, it would be slow and may not happen but once people got used to embryos being killed as acceptable then the next step wouldnt seem so bad just like embryos dont seem so bad to some people now, i could give u some more evidence but its late and i just got home from work and am not thinking to clearly right now

nihongofreak12389, Naruto Forums 21 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14238

[A group of astronomers decides Pluto should not be called a planet.]

These scientists are always trying to play God - can't they just leave things as they are? Its a sad day...

DEBORAH HILL, BRIERFIELD, United Kingdom, BBC News 48 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14236

Michael Schiavo, The Lord Voldemort Of Politics

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Neither can Michael Schiavo.

Why is the media salivating over Schiavo as he travels around the country exploiting the death of his wife? He's not news, he's an opportunist.

Is he serious when he claims to be a "live and let live" guy?

He obviously didn't want his wife to live under any circumstances and did everything possible to insure that she would die, denying her virtually everything over the last dozen years of her life after he met Jodi Centonze and asked her to marry him.

His act is transparent and politicians would do well to stay their distance from him, lest he taint them and many are already wise to that, realizing that he's like the kiss of death and don't want to align themselves with him.

Schiavo can't even be a man, whining and being a crybaby, sniffling and snorting rudely as he stumbles through his script. Those crocodile tears that he's shedding are no more than an insincere show of sympathy. Crocodiles were once thought to "weep" large tears before they ate their victims.

North Country Gazette, North Country Gazette 18 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14235

i was once told, by my youth pastor, that when someone denies God's exsistance, its like their denying the law of gravity. like, saying that (an example from him) 1 could fly if they jumped off of a building and flapped their arms like a bird.

if we did evolve from a life form that wasnt/isnt as capable to adape to new things, im thinking that this current generation (in the human population) might have tiny bumps under their skin, developing wings. (a type of evolution that was once believed to be true. idk if it still is believed but look it up. its there. like that guy - 4get his name - that believed giraffes' necks were once short) has anyone seen a missing link and can proove it? ex: the abonidble snowman (aka: the yeti) -i only saw part of the episode but i think i know how it ends. jeff corwin: relm of the yeti- the yeti ~ a bear (i 4get the name of the kind. it can stand on 2 and take a few steps) or a hairy person that walks mainly on 4 legs (or limbs) and doesnt speak human.

Agaro, Myspace 33 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14234

no i do not have it backwards if you belive in secular evolution you need to belive that the everything that makes up the universe had to have appeared from nothing and that the energy to put the universe in motion spontaneously came into effect. you also have to belive in spontaneous generation wich was disproven 400 years ago. so if you belive in evolution you cannot beleive in any science like germ theory, creationisum, biology, physics, quantum physics and God. you read up.

Forrest, Myspace 34 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14233

Unfortunately the "medical field" believes that preganancy is when the fertilized egg attaches itself to the uterine wall. They are WRONG!
Life begins at conception, when the sperm and egg first meet. A new life immediately begins to form. This life must have nutrition, which the mother supplies through her body. Without nutrition, the new life starves to death. Just like when a newborn is first born, the life is there, but it will not sustain itself, it must have nutrition. ANY life must have nutrition to live and grow. If I take away your food, you will cease to grow and live and you will die. If a baby is born and you neglect to give it food, it will die. If an egg and sperm unite to form a new life and you neglect to feed it, it will die.

The morning after pill makes the uterine wall so hostile to the embryo that it can't attach itself, therefore it starves to death. It would be the same as someone cutting the umbilical cord to the baby growing inside of a woman. The baby would die without the nutrition provided.

ConservPride, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cov
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Quote# 14232

I hope one day, that you all scream out in pain from the Pits of hell at us in heaven, you jew Bastards!


AryanaAquillia, FSTDT Comments 118 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14231

short haired women keep angels out of church.


short hair on women and long hair on men cause angels to not operate the gifts of the spirit listed in 1 cor.12.

1 Corinthians 11:5 But every woman praying or prophesying with her head unveiled dishonoreth her head; for it is one and the same thing as if she were shaven.


what this means is women with short hair dishonor their husbands.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. The unveiled part means short hair as found in vs. 15.


2ducklow, Christian Forums 43 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14230

One problem with affirmative action is that it leaves people wondering whether their doctor, electrician, etc. is actually qualified--or if he was allowed to bypass some tests and take others an extra time or two with someone ignoring a few errors and letting him pass. Honestly, it does not help a group of people at all to say "the only way they can get into college/get a job is if we set aside the usual rules for this college/this profession." I know some very smart and very talented black people. But I honestly have a little hesitation in wondering whether a person met the usual standards. (My optometrist in Chicago was black; I do not hesitate to use black professionals. But then, optometry isn't life or death.)

Cheryl D, WorldMagBlog 18 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14228

Blacks and whites will never get along peacefully because the Blacks don't want it to happen. They are the ones that want more rights than anyone else..They could not function as equals because they want all of the power..The blacks stay segregated because they choose to stay that way. They don't want anything to do with the whites until they think they can get something from the whites for nothing...White people bow down to them and cater and fear them thinking that it is what we owe them. We owe them what they have earned...If they don't earn the respect then they don't get any in return...Jesse Jackson only comes out of this cave when there is a camera involved. Anyways! What is his job? I don't believe in this time and day that a bus driver would be that bold and blantent to tell the black kids to the back of the bus..There had to be a reason and the bus driver will never get to air his side because he has already been tried and convicted by the media. Some Blacks look for racial discrimation in everything they see and do...They expect it to happen and it seems some like the attention it brings to them. This country is so full of hate and disgust...I wish people would put their energies into something more constructive...Wow..Are we hurting that bad for news?

eastlaw, Shreveport Times Forum 13 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14226

Just for all of those who think the KKK is soo bad, read your history. The KKK was a group of white men then protected WOMEN. They even protected Black Women. Over the years it has turned into what people think are racist. This is not true. Read your history before you bash people, I have done years of study on them just for this reason.

webmaster, Shreveport Times Forum 32 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14225

It is a very, very sad day indeed when people exist such as those posting comments for this article.

The whole story has not necessarily been told. There are many possibilities.

When I was a little girl if I was misbehaving or acting up with my friends enough to irritate the bus driver we would all be forced to sit at the front of the bus so the driver could keep a close eye on us. Kids obviously hated being up front.

Who's to say the white kids weren't misbehaving in some way and were made to sit up front for that reason and thus the black students had to sit in the rear?

Why do blacks automatically assume racism?

Why do blacks automatically assume the victim role?

This victim's mentality must stop. It is a chain that holds us all back. I am disgusted when I see my brothers and sisters knee jerk reactions to anything that could be perceived as racism. Anything that could be perceived as "holding us down" which, as everybody else knows, is just a form of excuse.

I will not pass judgment until I have heard the whole story from both sides, however I will pass judgment now on the people looking to use this story as an excuse to assume their favorite role of victim.

You are the problem.

LaChoenda, Shreveport Times Forum 14 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14224

You know, it would take a brainless person not to realize that there is still racism in the world, it's all around everywhere you look. Now, I agree, it was wrong what happened, but on the other hand, if it were a white person that was forced to the back of the bus and the black kids got to sit up front, and us white people stood up and said something then we would all be called racist. For years I have heard the black community scream and shout that they aren't being treated equally and fairly, that they will rule the country and the white people will be slaves. Lets look at this now, welfare, food stamps, government help, it all goes to the black people. I remember my mother walked into the food stamp office one day and proved that she was not making enough money to even pay rent, and she had 3 kids. She was denied. A black woman came walking up behind her with gold chains, gold teeth, rings on every finger, and she walked out with a handful of food stamps. The white people are denied more government help then the black people. Blacks can call us names (Cracker) and bully kids around and nothing will happen to them, but if a white person does it, then they (black people) get all upset and want to sue and get the NAACP involved. They think that they have more rights then we do because they were in slavery. Well look-a-here sweet hearts I am 1/2 native American and my fore fathers (Indians) were also in slavery, they were forced from their homes and their lands, beat, whipped, and put in barricades were they suffered. Most died and only a few lived. If you haven’t heard of the "Trail where they cried" (Better known as "Trail of Tears") then read it. The white men did it, but you don't here me complaining or crying. We don't have an organized group that will come in and save the day like NAACP and Jessie Jackson. The NAACP is all about every one being equal, well when have they ever helped a white person out? Slavery was over 50 years ago, DROP IT. Move on with your life and quite holding the past THAT YOU WERE NEVER A PART OF. That was then and this is now, so shut the hell up. As for this bus driver, just shoot her and be done with it. You may think I am racist, but my best friend for over 11 years is black and he feels the same way I do (Yes I asked him about this). He doesn't look back on it at all. Oh and one other thing...Why isn't there a White History Month? Some one please tell me. I say we organize a community and protest for a White history month.

webmaster, Shreveport Times Forum 9 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14223

But, hey, if you want to believe your ancestors are apes, I have no objection. My ancestors, on the other hand, were created by intelligent designed.

deRodes, American Conservative Forum 52 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14222

I believe the media is the cause of problems when they will add and take away from a story to make it so dramatic. How do we know this really happened the way the article speculates? Do we know the whole story? Maybe these kids were causing trouble? maybe not? How do we know that these blacks were taking up a seat each when there was no room for the white kids to sit? Maybe that was their plan to have no room for the white kids and to cause trouble already the first week of school..Most white kids refuse to ride the bus because the blacks cause problems for them..(Well in NC at Least) .. My son was stabbed in the face with a pencil when he was 7 by a black and nothing was done..My daughter was shoved up against a door by a black girl for no reason...I guess they live by Power by intimidation...The NAACP always comes around when they can benefit somehow monetary. Always trying to intimidate white people and make them feel like the bad guys...Always trying to move the black person up the chain in jobs because they are black without having the proper experience or education...Very sad that they always pull the race card when things don't go their way..Why can't they strive in life under their own merits and not because they are black? We will see if the people get to hear the whole story or only bits and pieces that the media feeds to them just to get people stewing...This is what causes more hatred then anything else..The MEDIA!!!

eastlaw, Shreveport Times Forum 11 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14221

(Regarding Plan B)

But, I have heard that the pill causes abortion.
Do you remember starting a plant out of a lima bean in Kindergarten? You would get a clear cup, a paper towel and water and then press the bean between the rolled paper towel and cup. The bean that would become a plant would sprout out a little green, and look like a comma (if I remember correctly). That was life.
That's how I see a zygote, only infinitely more valuable. It's alive and becoming. That's how I see a zygote.


EYG, WorldMagBlog 19 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14220

She was asked to assign seats. The last names of the parents of the black kids were started with "R" and "W". Unless the white kids names started with "X", "Y", or "Z", then they would likely be in the front of the bus, assuming alphabetical order. Of course, that would assume that the black kids had the same last name as their parents... :Confused:

goaway2, Shreveport Times Forum 8 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14219

Yeah they should have their own school bus's to ride in then they could ghetto them up and leave ours alone

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back to segregation yeah

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Im not racist I jsut love getting a rise out of idiots

cj1977, Shreveport Times Forum 11 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14217

They ar elucky [the black students] are allowed to ride our school bus's

cj1977, Shreveport Times Forum 12 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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Quote# 14216

Something tells me this has little to to with race. We have NOT heard the bus driver or the white children's side of the story yet (but I guess that doesn't matter when race is involved). Something also tells me that we won't hear that side of the story. There is more than one scenario as to why the children would be sent to the back of the bus other than race.... but of course this incident would invoke the name "Rosa Parks". I bet the political vultures Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are already enroute to denounce this "heinous" act.

shuallyo, Shreveport Times Forum 7 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: themann1086
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