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Quote# 14281

Stem cell research is retarded. Screw it. Why do we need to live more than 50 years when most of us waste that time anyway?

yarinaosu, Livejournal 42 Comments [8/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14232

I hope one day, that you all scream out in pain from the Pits of hell at us in heaven, you jew Bastards!


AryanaAquillia, FSTDT Comments 118 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14233

Unfortunately the "medical field" believes that preganancy is when the fertilized egg attaches itself to the uterine wall. They are WRONG!
Life begins at conception, when the sperm and egg first meet. A new life immediately begins to form. This life must have nutrition, which the mother supplies through her body. Without nutrition, the new life starves to death. Just like when a newborn is first born, the life is there, but it will not sustain itself, it must have nutrition. ANY life must have nutrition to live and grow. If I take away your food, you will cease to grow and live and you will die. If a baby is born and you neglect to give it food, it will die. If an egg and sperm unite to form a new life and you neglect to feed it, it will die.

The morning after pill makes the uterine wall so hostile to the embryo that it can't attach itself, therefore it starves to death. It would be the same as someone cutting the umbilical cord to the baby growing inside of a woman. The baby would die without the nutrition provided.

ConservPride, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cov
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Quote# 14234

no i do not have it backwards if you belive in secular evolution you need to belive that the everything that makes up the universe had to have appeared from nothing and that the energy to put the universe in motion spontaneously came into effect. you also have to belive in spontaneous generation wich was disproven 400 years ago. so if you belive in evolution you cannot beleive in any science like germ theory, creationisum, biology, physics, quantum physics and God. you read up.

Forrest, Myspace 34 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14235

i was once told, by my youth pastor, that when someone denies God's exsistance, its like their denying the law of gravity. like, saying that (an example from him) 1 could fly if they jumped off of a building and flapped their arms like a bird.

if we did evolve from a life form that wasnt/isnt as capable to adape to new things, im thinking that this current generation (in the human population) might have tiny bumps under their skin, developing wings. (a type of evolution that was once believed to be true. idk if it still is believed but look it up. its there. like that guy - 4get his name - that believed giraffes' necks were once short) has anyone seen a missing link and can proove it? ex: the abonidble snowman (aka: the yeti) -i only saw part of the episode but i think i know how it ends. jeff corwin: relm of the yeti- the yeti ~ a bear (i 4get the name of the kind. it can stand on 2 and take a few steps) or a hairy person that walks mainly on 4 legs (or limbs) and doesnt speak human.

Agaro, Myspace 33 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14236

Michael Schiavo, The Lord Voldemort Of Politics

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Neither can Michael Schiavo.

Why is the media salivating over Schiavo as he travels around the country exploiting the death of his wife? He's not news, he's an opportunist.

Is he serious when he claims to be a "live and let live" guy?

He obviously didn't want his wife to live under any circumstances and did everything possible to insure that she would die, denying her virtually everything over the last dozen years of her life after he met Jodi Centonze and asked her to marry him.

His act is transparent and politicians would do well to stay their distance from him, lest he taint them and many are already wise to that, realizing that he's like the kiss of death and don't want to align themselves with him.

Schiavo can't even be a man, whining and being a crybaby, sniffling and snorting rudely as he stumbles through his script. Those crocodile tears that he's shedding are no more than an insincere show of sympathy. Crocodiles were once thought to "weep" large tears before they ate their victims.

North Country Gazette, North Country Gazette 19 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14238

[A group of astronomers decides Pluto should not be called a planet.]

These scientists are always trying to play God - can't they just leave things as they are? Its a sad day...

DEBORAH HILL, BRIERFIELD, United Kingdom, BBC News 48 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14241

(Yet another fundie opposed to embryonic stemcell research)

you claim an embryo is nothing but a clump of cells grouped together, well look down at yourself thats all you are as well albeit you are several trillion cells but its the same its just as human in when the sperm and egg join as it is when it is born and grows into an adult. and once they start sanctioning it to be okay with embryos then whats to stop them from going further, it would be slow and may not happen but once people got used to embryos being killed as acceptable then the next step wouldnt seem so bad just like embryos dont seem so bad to some people now, i could give u some more evidence but its late and i just got home from work and am not thinking to clearly right now

nihongofreak12389, Naruto Forums 23 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14242

God is the one who chooses our rulers. And if we are the ones not actively involved in electing those godly men and women and if people aren’t involved in helping godly men in getting elected than we’re going to have a nation of secular laws. That’s not what our founding fathers intended and that’s certainly isn’t what God intended.

Katherine Harris, Florida Baptist Witness 35 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Blurb
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Quote# 14249

They are thinking of making EIGHT year olds have to ride in booster seats - and making 12 year olds sit in the back seats - but hey, let's pass condoms out to prisoners.....

justche, free republic 47 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14254

[Rape and slavery justification in response to the following verse: Numbers 31:18. "But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves]

The Numbers passage you cite should be taken in context. Israel was directed to attack the Midianites because of their earlier misconduct with the men of Israel. Through the urging of the prophet Balaam, the Midianite women had been having sex with the Israelite men and led them into idolatry. Instead of destroying these adulterous women, the Israelite men captured the women and children, plus other spoils of battle.

Moses was angry that Israel had disobeyed God's commands and ordered them to execute these women who had caused Israel to sin against the Lord. The young girls were spared execution because they had not been involved in the adulterous sin. It was not that they were spared so that Israel could have committed sexual crimes with them. The New Bible Commentary says of the sparing of these girls that "they became part of the nation." There is nothing impure in this motive - simply an extension of God's grace.

geneva man, WorldMagBlog 29 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14255

Thank God I am not catholic. I thank the good Lord my mom found Jesus and sent us to a Nazarene church right before we were to start getting brainwashed in the catholic church when I was in third grade.


jgredline, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [8/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14190

However, he said Tuesday that any medical research must pass a three-part test: "Is it ethically correct? Is it biblically correct? Is it morally correct?"

Stem cell research, Falwell said, "does not pass the smell test."

Rev. Jerry Falwell, Yahoo! News 31 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy
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Quote# 14192

rock music is a product of a disoriented, despairing, drug-related sex-mad generation. There’s no question about that. The first big rock singer was Elvis Presley, who killed himself with drugs and who went through women, you know, continuously. And he gave rise to the whole rock generation. He was the first, and his whole act was sexual, sensual, you know; it was terrible.

Elvis Presley, a Monarch mind-controlled slave, believed he had a twin that communicated with him spiritually. In the Angel Times magazine, (Oct. issue), a childhood friend of Elvis states that Elvis communicated with beings as a child. These being had showed Elvis a vision of dancing, and of people "dressed in white with colors all around." While it is popular to dismiss the vanishing twin phenomena with superficial medical explanations, or with alien theories, at least of some of the phenomena is the result of the Illuminati’ s massive system of abuse, where they need babies for sacrifice, experiments and programming.



jesuselcristos, U.S.A. IS UNDER CONTROL OF THE DEMONS 34 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Babbleon
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Quote# 14193

[a Christian gives us her opinion of Allah]

Well, the god within them certainly is against the God within me.

They reject Jesus Christ as the Saviour. It's that simple.

The God within me is against the god within them.

Flogi, Christian Answers 25 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14195

Sex with the same sex -- homosexuality or lesbianism -- This type of sexual activity has been "coming out" in our culture for the past two decades. Not only do we now have Gay and Lesbian Pride events, not only do we have open ads in certain magazines and papers for homosexual encounters, but we have had major actors and actresses either coming out themselves, or acting in shows [like Ellen ] that feature "coming out". Not only are each of these gay people infested with demons, but the body called America, is infected in God's eyes, because we allow it and encourage it.

Dr. Brown observed that "violence and murder go hand in hand with demons of homosexuality. I don't know why that is, it is just a fact."

Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge Ministries 38 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Babbleon
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Quote# 14197

all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.

Agaro, myspace 141 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14198

What happened to the Israelies when they went and fornicated with women from foreign tribes? They brought curses among themselves. These women came from tribes that worshipped idols and man made gods. A non Christian is carrying demons around them.
Simply put, you either have the Spirit of God living inside you, or you have demons living inside you. Its one or the other. both cannot be living inside you at once and there is no grounds for a neutral zone.

YourChild, Christian Forums 22 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tim Wilkins
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Quote# 14200

[Regardign the Fox News journalists who have been kidnapped, 'Your anger and hatred is horribly misdirected if you take any solace in the death of these two men. They are working stiffs, just like most of us.']

They are not working stiffs. They are partisan hacks that work for Fox News. To call them working stiffs insults millions of Americans. 50 bucks say that they have mail order psuedo ivy-league degrees that were bought b/c their parents are rich motherfarkers. I'm not saying that makes them deserve their fate. Working with foxnews however, does. As a matter of fact I hope they bleed extra slow just for that reason.

RaiseTheBlackFlag, Fark 36 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14201

(In response to over-the-counter availability of Plan B for women 18 and over, but prescription only for teenagers)

"It's just irresponsible for the FDA not to see that," said Carrie Gordon Earll, senior analyst for bioethics at Focus on the Family Action. "What this is going to do, very likely, is give a free pass to older men who want to prey on younger girls for sexual behavior. Plan B, in essence, becomes a free ticket to prey on teenage girls."

Carrie Gordon Earll, WorldMagBlog 18 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14202

[In response to the question, 'Would you vote for Mitt Romney, even though he's a Mormon?']

How about if we substitute Muslim, Moonie, Wiccan for Mormon? I hope we never have to make that choice. It is too bad Christians in Oklahoma will have to do that.

Kent, WorldMagBlog 10 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14203

You can't sell your soul. You don't own it.

Your body and soul is either owned by Satan or God. The Devil will never buy something he already owns. God has purchased you with the blood of Christ, but you must accept this as the truth in order for the title to transfer. Or something like that.

Things like this are clever fiction and entertainig, but have little basis in truth.

paidfor, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14204

Agreed, Eric. I don't think I'm being unfaithful to the commands of Scripture when I obey the civil authority when it comes to me in the form of a female law enforcement officer giving me a ticket or the queen knighting me. Rather, the question is whether I should intentionally seek to hire a female academic dean if I am the president of Columbia International University, whether I should take into account that the candidate for a judgeship here in Bloomington is female, or whether I should promote men and women into positions of authority in my business without respect to their sex.

Tim Bayly, BaylyBlog 13 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14205

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.


Darwin's Deadly Legacy, Darwin's Deadly Legacy 36 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14206

Science admits another lie

It's official -- Pluto is no longer a planet

Must have been a lie

[...]

There were only 8 planets.
To science, a vote done by peers determines truth.

How many years before we go to 7 planets?

Good newspaper story from AP

[...]

Evolution science is the higher authority to which all science appeals.

All of you that claimed Pluto was a planet, have mislead us.

Change the textbooks.

coadie, CARM 25 Comments [8/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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