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Quote# 14180

the only outlet to sex is through marriage. Having sex outside of marriage leads to self destruction because the process opens the door for the demons in your partner to come into your body.

So what if its lame the first time with your wife? its not like... you aren't going to have more opportunities to make love to your spouse!

Your Child, Christian Forums 22 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tim Wilkins
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Quote# 14179

People who get the mininum wage are lucky to have that position. Mininum wage (jobs) are mostly for kids and high school dropouts or lazy people or people with other problems.



John Baker, Bloomington (IN) Herald-Times 24 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 14178

A so-called detailed point-by-point response to the video "Atheist"

Rox Filmes, YouTube.com 9 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Randola
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Quote# 14177

In my opinion, if you take everything away that is not real science, or can be scientifically proven then you will not have anything to support evolution.. If you look at all of the scientific limiting factors and use real scientific evaluation, the results line up with the "Holy Bible".

rebel alliance, Myspace 22 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14176

That's not how God set up marriage. Do you believe what scripture has said...because it's quite blatant about it.

Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

It has nothing to do w/ being better than, but that's how God set it up. That doesn't mean the woman has no leadership...but the man is the head of the household. I have no issue w/ that becasue I understand what God means by that.

Lilly of the Valley, Christian Forums 21 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 14175

If it disagrees with the King James Bible - it's wrong.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 53 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 14173

(Let me give you a hypothetical scenario.

A hospital is on fire. You only have time to do one of two things before escaping - you can save a day-old infant, or you can save twenty petri dishes with frozen embryos for IVF, some of which will be disposed of. You cannot save both the infant and the petri dishes.)

Those dumb scenarios are no basis for the making of public policy. Hey, there are four men on the moon, one falls into a permanent coma. The rocket breaks down and the escape pod can only fit three. Which do you choose? Please.

Wesley J Smith, Secondhand Smoke Blog 30 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14172

"Why is it that you can tell a kid that God created him and that the Bible is true, and he'll believe it so fiercely, yet tell that to an "educated" individual, or that is a "Free Thinker," and all of a sudden he'll question EVERY SINGLE THING that God said. No matter that the Bible lays it out htere so clearly, he will question it. The Bible says that we have to have faith, but who cares, right? I mean, if we can rationalize everything away, then there's no need for faith"

MC1171611, Bibleforums.org 37 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip
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Quote# 14170

I don't know if you meant the logical fallacies list or not, but, if you did...

Please, please, please no.

Those are like guns: to be used very, very rarely by only the most responsible of individuals (yourself included, probably). Being able to analyze an argument and discover which "then" clauses don't follow from their "if" counterparts and to identify the author's assumptions, among many other things, are much sounder than being able to say "ElChupacabra is making a Slippery Slope" or the like. Honestly, I think all of those fallacies can be reduced to three or four: B does not follow from A, a probability is not a certainty, incorrect facts, and "Strawman!"

Hate to rant like that, but from the first time I was taught the "logical fallacies list" in high school, I thought it had to be one of the educational establishment's dumbest moves in my lifetime. In any case, if people say you need to improve yourself as a debater, learning that list will probably have only the result of making you an infinitely more annoying opponent.

ElChupacabra, Naruto Forums 31 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14165

How many times do our Jewish brethren have to kick stupid moonie ass (Nazi-Muslims worship the moon) before they get it?

The Nazi-Muslims must repent and submit to the Word and Will of God that calls for a Jewish Homeland - even against international opposition (inspired by Satan).

Beyond Babylon, Black Exodus 32 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14163

[On the subject of papal infalliblity. Catholic preists molesting kids. The Pope didn't do anything to stop it, nor did he punish those who commited the crime. Does that mean God wants kids molested? If that's the case, how can He be called good by any stretch of the sane imagination?]

"Catholic" priests?

They were homosodomite Newchurch presbyters doing what they do best...

[a little later in the conversation...]

The homo presbyters are not Catholic; they are Modernist heretics who adhere to the Vatican II schism from the Faith. The twentieth century Masonic/Jewsuit infiltration of the Church coincided with the homosexual scandals. Their ordination is likely Novus Ordo. Even Benedict-Ratzinger is illicitly ordained in the pseudo-protestant New Order rite...

Defensor Fidei, FSTDT Forums 18 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnRaptor
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Quote# 14162

Here is Satan and his army of fallen angels from the Bottomless Pit. I have been inside the pit and they look pretty much like this, except they are brownish-green.

Oh, this is actually "Mew Two" from Pokemon. Notice the feet is exactly the same. The serpent midriff exactly the same. The tail exactly the same. The dragon type legs exactly the same. The wolf ears exactly the same. The upper body exactly the same. The long arms exactly the same. Our children are watching Satan and the Fallen Angels every Saturday.

AUTHOR, WaroftheAngels.com 57 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Garret
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Quote# 14161

It was driving me crazy in the 60s already, long before I had a name for it, and it wasn't about nigger, wop and kiKe. It was an aggressive hate war on the white race as the cancer of the world, on conservatives, who we all know are nothing but a bunch of Hitlers and jingoistic idiots; on America, which is really only an evil imperialist monster. Those who agree with such sentiments of course object to conservatives daring to characterize them as Thought Control or anything pejorative. It was militant in-your-face black activism, in some cases out and out thuggery (it was a murder that woke up David Horowitz). It was militant feminism, one group cheerily named The Society for Cutting Up Men, characterized by sneering contempt for any demented woman who liked the idea of marriage and family as a career, or horror of horrors identified herself as a "housewife." It was militant gay rights. I remember attending a "talk" with my ex in which the speaker got up and berated the assembled group for any thought that homosexuality might be an aberration, and accused all assembled of REALLY being homosexual but denying it. It was an abusive speech.

Faith, EvC 18 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14160

[In response to bmmg39's <a href="comments.asp?id=14137" target="_blank">brain vitamin</a> comment: "The brain develops in the third trimester of pregnancy."]

"Develops"? That means it's already there. Nothing is added.

bmmg39, Secondhand Smoke Blog 22 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14151

I saw the horns of the fiery serpent as they entered the bodies of people on earth: many were completely possessed by the serpent (whorish spirit of mammon and vanity). As I watched, I saw a huge beast arise in a large place and turn into a man (the son of perdition). The inhabitants of the earth ran from him; some into the wilderness, some into caves, some into subway stations, and some into bomb shelters. They sought any shelter to hide from the eyes of the beast. No one was praising God or talking about Jesus. A voice said to me, Where are my people (it is written, When the Son of man returns, shall he find faith on the earth?)? I looked closer and saw people like dead men walking (supposing they have life and are blessed). There was a desperate sadness in the air; and no one turned to the right or the left. I saw that the people were being led about by some unseen force. Now and then a voice spoke to them out of the air, and they obeyed the voice. They did not talk to one another. I saw too that the number 666 (mammon) was written on each ones forehead (mind) and on his hands (works). I saw soldiers on horses herding the people about as though they were cattle. The American flag, tattered and torn, lay forlornly on the ground. There was no joy, no laughter, no happiness. I saw death and evil everywhere.

Helez, Laststophell.com Forum 37 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: I-Monster
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Quote# 14150

Wanting us to lose
Michael Barone concludes his excellent essay on America's covert enemies--those elites who promote multiculturalism, transnationalism, and moral relativism--with this paragraph: "We have always had our covert enemies, but their numbers were few until the 1960s. But then the elite young men who declined to serve in the military during the Vietnam War set out to write a narrative in which they, rather than those who obeyed the call to duty, were the heroes. They have propagated their ideas through the universities, the schools and mainstream media to the point that they are the default assumptions of millions. Our covert enemies don't want the Islamo-fascists to win. But in some corner of their hearts, they would like us to lose."


Susan Olasky, WorldMagBlog 12 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14148

<a href="http://wwnytv.net/72k/full-story.asp?uid=12059&area=home+page">A sunday school teacher was fired from her job after 54 YEARS for being a woman.</a>

Lambert showed 7 News the letter, which states that church leaders adopted a scriptural approach to Sunday school teachers.

The letter quotes 1 Timothy 2:11 -14 of the New Testament: "A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner."

The letter states that the church's Diaconate Board unanimously decided to dismiss Lambert, who has taught a 9:30 a.m. Sunday school class for adults at the church for 11 years.

Pastor Tim LaBouf, WWNYTV 43 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Crembels
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Quote# 14147

Truth is what I heard from Hovind.

Everytime there is a UFO sighting, the government plays it down and call it something else. After 400 peolpe saw the same Unidentified thing, it's just a reflection of a star to the government.

All you get from the government is half answered questions and riddles.

This goes out to the guy trying to explain that the earth is flat.
If you have been educated in the United states, you will obey the philosopy of this govenrment and thats if you want to go far.

Every curriculum and course subject that public govenrment funded school's will have you believe what they want.

I was first educated Biblically, I believe we come from dirt, another scientific and proven discovery first in the Bible.

Jerrocco, Myspace 21 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14142

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNz8I-ZDMo" target="_blank">Fundie claims himself to be the Messiah & he wants the entire world to acknowledge him</a>.

José Luis De Jesús Miranda, YouTube 25 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: I-Monster
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Quote# 14140

[Arguing that plants aren't alive]

Young earth critics like Hugh Ross say there was death before Adam sinned because plants died in order for Adam to eat.

Before we decide if there was death before sin we need to define what life is. Plants have neither the "breath of life" nor blood so they cannot "die" in the same sense that man and animals die. God said that He gave plants to man and animals to eat.

Dr. Kent Hovind, DrDino.com 46 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tim Wilkins
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Quote# 14139

HyugaHinata has a history of stereotyping people based on religion and/or political stance. He also likes to make pro-choicers look all good and prolifers look like assholes. [...]

It's really not a matter of who is right or who is wrong. It's how people percieve it to be. HH agreed it's a living being but not human. I don't think people go from non-human to human.

Anyway, abortion doesn't bother me as much as how it is used. People who abuse abortion should be treated like people who abuse sex(rapists). They are less than people to me.

MartialHorror, Naruto Forums 22 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14137

(Embryos are "human", but they're not PEOPLE. How can you consider it to be a person when it doesn't have a brain?)

When exactly do you think the pregnant woman swallows that magical vitamin that adds the brain, since you mystifyingly believe it's not in the first cell?

bmmg39, Secondhand Smoke Blog 38 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14135

Labeling Christians neo-nazis is simple hate speech. there is no justification for the term.
(MrMannn's sig.)
Besides, there is really no such thing as homophobia. It is a false concept created by the gay community to smear the healthy aversion to a unnatural and disgusting deviancy.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14133

Dungeons and Dragons is a tool of Satan. It's one of his more dorky, socially inept tools though.

Dogplatter, Laststophell.com Forum 60 Comments [8/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14129

The begging question is how nature was able to simultaneously, or nearly simulatnaeously, evolve a male with fully operational sex organs, evolve a female counterpart with fully operation sex organs that just so happen to be perfectly compatible, and be placed within the same locality that they could find one another, and for nature to give them the understanding that they must mate in order to create progeny, all in one felled swoop?

nemesis juggernaut, EvC Forum 34 Comments [8/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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