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Quote# 14635

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoRs3OceTLo" target="_blank">Crazy Preacher who can't control his swearing.</a>

Gene Scott, YouTube 17 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14631

[You should really explore this website; there's a *lot* of insane Hindu fanaticism going on there..]
Just because Gandhi was born in India, does not mean that his values are either valid or confirmed for Hindus or Hinduism.... What is described herein below is a technique that has a track record and goes by the name of the Bulgarian Technique [[i.e. a ban on Islam and genocide against Muslims, essentially]]. It is a technique that has been tried only a few years ago and it succeeded like gang-busters!... To eliminate the foul and moronic injustice, perpetrated by barbaric Islam on the Hindus, Bulgarisation Technique is ready-made, ready-to-go, and available as a turn-key operation, to take care of Mohammad's moronic marauders and rid our Bharat Varsha of Moslem traitors and saboteurs. Same measures can be put to use to totally eradicate Christianity from India. What this means is that both problems (Islam and Christianity) can be taken care of in one Fell Swoop.

S.P. Attri, Hinduunity.org 23 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Dipper
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Quote# 14629

What purpose is there to have sex in prison than for pleasure. And to experience pleasure, one has to CHOOSE the activity.Using men confined with other men(men who are confined due their inability to control themselves, btw) most definately shows that homosexual behavior IS a choice. You said (and you are the best proof being an admitted homosexual) homosexuality is an ATTRACTION. These prisoners are not having sex with one another because they are repulsed with one another. They are not forced to have sex as a means of existance/ie breathing. So your example shows both ATTRACTION(YOUR proof for being homo) and CHOICE(MY proof that homo is behavioral NOT hereditary). I had you express your definition of gay and homosexual, because there is a "theory" that one can have homosexual sex and NOT be gay. I, too, agree that there is no difference. The arguement is equivalent to saying one can commit a homocide and not be a murderer.

the pig poop picker upper, God or Science 29 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14626

[Response to the News of Steve Irwin's Death]

To have a barb pierce your sternum and heart, he would have to been hugging the poor thing. Freaking sicko-mate. This was as avoidable as being attacked by a sloth. Rolling the dice?, this is like choking to death on the dice.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 58 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14625

How could man have been given dominion over all the animals if he himself is an animal? It is impossible. Therefore man cannot be and is not an animal.

AIC, aliveinchrist.us 44 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14621

Wherever there is parody, someone once wrote (in the context of the arts), there is always an unconcious desire and actual love of the object parodied. I think most artists of whatever sought, who blaspheme are secret Chrsitians, though they do not know it.

byrite, BBC Message board - The Christian Topic 32 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14616

The infusion of an atheistic, amoral, evolutionary, socialistic, one-world, anti-American system of education in our public schools has indeed become such that if it had been done by an enemy, it would be considered an act of war.

Rev. D. James Kennedy,, CNN 54 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: el nico
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Quote# 14615

God Exists Atheists are in Error
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2LGQi1M2IY

ohioohio, Youtube 10 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14614

I am currently sitting in the Fayetteville Public Library, online, and outside my window in the other room, there is an older hippy woman, in a red hat, glasses, black, loose hippy clothes and sandals with her feet perched up on the table, I mean how rude, this is a Library. She's probbaly looking up Democrat, anti-American, and other far leftist websites, I can't see her computer screen from the angle I am sitting at. I usually don't come to this Library b/c of all the hippies and other far-leftists I see here, and the fact that I have to put up with them almost daily, but it's the only Library opened today. Just wanted to vent some frustration.

proudrepublican81, IMDb 36 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14611

Click on the link.

fatpie42, Blue Letter Bible 16 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Andrew Clarke
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Quote# 14610

oh yeah like evolution, how they just rings with truth. the other night i was watching a movie show on dinosaurs, the lies that they used in that, it was just another effort from the devil to decive the naive. It was so obvious it was just a big lie, what they did was describe detailed specific characteristics about the dinosaur like there internal organs and how they had two of this one type of organ. then after they explained how it worked etc. they used that "special organ" to support evolution they went on to say it was the first in many changes to this other animal.

non-christians dont look for the truth they look to support their beliefs more than any other. how many times do you see similar situations where they have formed lies to fill the unknown facts and then use it to prove correct a belief that is obviously a hoax.

nathans1987, ChristianForums.com 26 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 14605

the reptilians are the ones who live for one god. they are only left brain beings.and they do not possess even close the potential of us. there scared of us. why else would they have to trick us and confuse us? becuase they cant openly enslave us or else we'd all unite, and go against them.... thats why they are tricking us now and making us against ourselves.

once we all balance, and find both energies in ourselves... we will transform from flesh to spirit.

divine chronic, Above Top Secret 54 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14604

[Re: homosexuals]

These sick twisted freaks need to be stopped. I'm so sick and tired of being force fed their trash and being told I'm supposed to like it. Kiss my ass! I'll never tolerate queers, I'll NEVER accept their perverted lifestyle, and I have no problem expressing my beliefs, LOUDLY. Call me a homophobe. I've never been afraid of any fag and never will be. I'm just fed up with being forced to "accept" them. I really don't give a rat's ass what anyone does, as long as they don't bother me with it. But these people can't leave well enough alone, gotta have it all. Well they will never be 100% "accepted", and it's time they came to realize that. Maybe they can all move to Mass. and form their own country, Massofaggots.

Mayberry, Heads Need to Roll 37 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Quote# 14603

My drug of choice
...is secular music.

I threw out all of my secular CDs a year ago, and since then I haven't bought a CD that wasn't explicitly Christian. I felt like it was something that I needed to do.

From time to time I get in a blue funk and I try to listen to my Christian CDs...sometimes they make me feel better, but usually they don't. However, when I turn on the radio to a secular station or I play secular songs on the internet, I almost always change my mood.

I asked the Lord about it, and he pointed out to me that some people take drugs to alter their moods...the drugs have side effects and they often cause more problems than they solve, but they take care of the problem that the person wanted them to take care of.

So now it makes sense. Secular music is my drug and when I listen to it (like right now), I'm showing personal defeat.

BaptistFundie, CARM 101 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14601

[Credit - this was posted on Rapture Ready as too Darnded even for them].

Did you know 94% of all the preachers in the world live in North America—where only 6% of the world’s population lives?! How can we reach the world for Christ, when 96% of ALL the preachers are trying to reach 6% of the world?

[Read the rest of the article for the fundierific solution]

David and Barbara Cerullo, Inspiration Today! 44 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: never been there
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Quote# 14600

so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.

cajunXLVII, GameFAQs 134 Comments [9/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14598

[Replying to another poster's opinion that people who not only claim not to be gay, but vehemently hate homosexuals in general, are probably homosexual too]

Your opinion as a homosexual is worthless. You are engaging in criminal, abnormal and sociopathic behaviour and have no credibility. You need to be institutionalized in a facility for the criminally insane.

Gallus07, IMDb 70 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14596

[Have you read any good books that you think would make a great movie???]

YES!

Also, I want to see a decent film rendition of 1984 from the conservative's perspective.

Bluemoon_Rising, Free Conservatives 44 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14595

think you better ask the Doctor on this board, WayTruthLife. I am sure he will confirm that a homosexual lifestyle is unhealthy even if it is monogamous. Introducing sperm to the colon puts a foreign body into the blood stream that attacks the immune system. That's why homosexuals always look unhealty. This condition is not to be confused with AIDS.

TyroneTHardball451, Baptist Watch 50 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 14592

Atheists have the freedom to not believe, but they do not have a right to do so. Only truth has rights. Big difference.

TyroneTHardball451, Baptist Watch 47 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 14591

The gov't can endorse religion, it can't force religion. You say, well if its tax payer dollars buying the bibles, then the gov't is endorsing the religion, true, but perfectly ok. Think of this.

A. If a gov't builds, or repairs a road that leads to a church, did they endorse the church? The church did benefit from the gov't funding that was used on the road. How is that different then buying bibles?

B. If a church uses the post office to send letters to people, is our post office, which is a gov't service endorsing them? You could say no, they are paying to send their own letters. The truth however is that the post office if funded by tax dollars, even if you pay for your stamp, you are really just paying a tax based on consumption. Not that terribly different then a sales tax.

Most people would think those above examples are perfectly fine. They really aren't any different. The road doesn't make anyone go to the church, but it might improve turnout nontheless. Handing out bibles doesn't make anyone a christian, or make them go to church either.

Incorect, Myspace 41 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 14589

Sadly, Steve Irwin wasn’t a creationist. He mentioned evolution and the concept of millions of years many times in his television programs. For example, he once told Larry King on CNN’s Larry King Live cable program that crocodiles had been around for 200 million years, and if you weren’t careful they would kill you"
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What does the death of Steve Irwin mean for us? It’s a reminder that we all need to repent of our sin so that we can be saved for eternity—because we all face death. As a witnessing opportunity at this time, point more of your friends/relatives to AiG’s website for answers to this important question—one that affects everyone’s eternity.

[Read the whole thing only if you've already lost your faith in humanity]

Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis 131 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14586

Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..

unknown, youaregoingtohell.com 89 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14583

With Christianity, it is hit and mostly misses. The few and far in-between hits keep the deluded believing, unknowing this is not any "miracle" but only the power of the mind. The end objective is atheism. The atheist believes in nothing and disregards anything "supernatural" or of the occult. He/she is a sitting duck just waiting to be manipulated by those who possess occult knowledge and power.

MorninG StaR 21, Above Top Secret 26 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14579

[there were an amazing number of dumass comments from _both_ sides in that thread]

Agent C2H60, friendly_neighborhood_misanthrope and mdalli are a good examples of dysgenics in action. They're stupid, useless tumors in the body of humanity. Because of their ignorance they will never accomplish anything noteworthy, and are in fact more likely to hold back everyone that they have power over, sepcifically their children.

This is why they ought to be sterilized.

Zamboro, fark 14 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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