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Quote# 14511

Without faith in God's word in the bible, he is believing a god of his imagination which by definition, makes it an imaginary god.

Carico, CARM.org 25 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14509

On the surface I would love homosexuality to be OUTLAWED. Personally I GREATLY dislike homosexuality, I dislike even more the way its become accepted now. I even further dislike the way the gay crowd constantly push themselves on society, they aren't exactly the quietest bunch, in particular the way they challenge marriage, etc. I have often thought in my own little head - "where are the terrorists when you need them":. I know thats not a very deeply thought through statement but its the gut feeling I have towards homosexuality. I wouldn't weep much over a terrorist attack on a Mardi Gras or on some other major homosexual convention or something.

brett, Fulfilled Prophecy Forums 44 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14507

Isa 19:19-20 explains where and when Jesus will return again. This is my theory, even though I pray daily - "Please Lord Jesus, tell me where and when will you return?" But God will not answer because of Satan's pychic power to read minds of all Christians and atheists. That's why the bible symbolic prophecies are not literal, otherwise Satan will know when to hide and avoid Jesus from destroying his human disguise and sent him back to hell.


Quasicentennial, Christian Forums 28 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14503

Common sense dictates that the Bible was tampered with, changed, rephrased, added to, taken from, etc.

The holy spirit tells me that it is all true.

alorian, Panheads 33 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14499

[When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]

I don't have to "prove" anything.

You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof.

It's me, Free Republic 105 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14497

If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.

If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.

Neal Horsley, Christian Gallery 131 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14494

About a week ago I was taken into what I believe was a level of hell. It was a nasty area, not too disturbing, but nasty to look at. It was kind of like a corral that has years of stomped on excrement in it. Most of it was dried up and it was all lumpy. As I was walking through this area I realized that my little dog was beside me and then he wasn't. I turned to see where he was and saw him urinating on the head of a skeleton that was partially protruding from the ground. As the dog was doing this the skeleton started to move a little. It was becoming aware and all I could do was look. I immediately "KNEW" that the giants of ancient times are rising again. That is the message I was given to post here. Time is shorter than we think it is if this is happening now, which is the information I was given, that they ARE rising now, not that they will be rising soon.

As I awakened from this vision every part of my being "KNEW" that the giants of ancient times are rising. This giant skeleton in this dream was probably about 15 times bigger than what is average now. On further retrospection of this vision I marvelled that I was not surprised of what I saw, nor was I afraid, neither was the dog.

This vision is not up for debate, as it was perfectly clear in its message.

epiphany, War of the Angels 46 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 14488

The fact is, genes make sense only in the context of the organism – and the organism only makes sense only within the context of the environment they live in. Animals, in fact, seemed to have completely disappeared from the realm of evolutionary biology. Nobody talks about animals anymore.

But I don’t believe you can separate the two. And not only do I believe that the organism can effect the environment, but the environment can also effect the organism. It’s another two-way street that evolutionists have chosen to completely abandon because of their head-in-the-sand version of science which validates their atheist agenda.

But see I have a theory as to why science must do this: It’s because science has come to realization that all animals have brains and consciousness in varying forms. These, of course, are the anti-science because science cannot explain such a phenomenon. But the fact is each animal has it’s own brain – and each brain comes pre-programmed with its own abilities according to how God designed it. Each animal has a different function and different abilities. God knew beforehand that environmental circumstances would be changing, thus he gave each organism the ability to change with it. This is simple common sense.

Therefore, I believe that God designed Finch brains to be able to subconsciously decipher when the environment changes and when a modified beak is needed. Likewise I believe God made it so peppered moths are able to modify their wing-patterns based on environment or background colors. This is no more unbelievable than the fact that a fish can change colors or that a snail can grow a bigger shell in the presence of predators. It all comes from the same creative Designer.

And what’s funny is evolutionists – in one breath – will tell you how they do not deny plasticity….yet in the next breath will tell you that’s not how finches and moths changed! If these people were intellectually honest, they wouldn’t talk out of both side of their mouths like that…they would admit the truth. But I no longer expect the truth out of atheists.

And if you think about it, there is no way that plasticity – adaptivity – could have “evolved” like evolutionists say because common sense says that this feature is automatically hard-wired into the brain. To believe otherwise would be to believe that millions-year-old moths didn’t have the same physical/mental capabilities as a present-day moths – even though they both have brains. I believe in order for an animal to not be adaptive it would have to be born without a brain. [...]

I don’t buy it....and you evolutionists are all outmatched by common sense.

supersport, Christian Forums 45 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 14487

[Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: "I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal"]

When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.

LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 14486

[I found this in our school cafeteria, so I "borrowed" it and scanned it for your pleasure.]

<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g150/lignoba/bsupagans.jpg">

BSU Campus Ministry, My School Cafeteria 26 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Matt
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Quote# 14485

Where did God order genocide? Name one spot where God told Israel to kill people due to their race. Instead, He ordered them to kill people, entire nations, for quite a few good reasons

Graceful Bliss, BibleForums.org 37 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14484

If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

uscchica09, BibleForums.org 169 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14480

I first saw a demon when I was 6 in my bedroom I was still a christian at the time so I was safe. Later on in my teens I got into paganism when my soul was weak from depression. I turned to magic to protect me and it seemed to work for awhile. Then I met my one true love RJ. He revealed to me that he too knew about demons and fought them even though some still dwelled within his body. My boyfriend just recently quit being a guardian. They are beings that fight demons, prevent things that should not happen, and protect the space between heaven and hell. He's been one since before time began. Yesterday we both quit being guardians and decided to dedicate our lives to becoming christians again so that we can asencd to heaven together when we die.

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Okay, how shall I explain this...? I know this mostly sounds like fiction but it's all true. Guardians exist. My boyfriend is human his spirit was a guardian. He quit being a guardian because quardians can't die and ascend to heaven. You fight demons with powers you receive as a guardian. Demons can be killed with pieces of metal not known to this world attached to blessed weapons. Or you could just send them back from whence they came.

Guardian Hikari, War of the Angels 51 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 14479

You could also say that these alien abductions dealing with reproduction is an attempt to make more nephylum. It is also interesting to note that craft sightings seem to break the laws of physics and act more like interdimensional travel.

Remember the human genome has degraded since the fall [wink]

cowboy_tech, Bibleforums.org 25 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch
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Quote# 14478

The Devil exists and he can not only possess a single person but also groups and entire populations. I am convinced that the Nazis were all possessed. All you have to do is think about what Hitler — and Stalin did. Almost certainly they were possessed by the Devil

Father Amorth, Vatican Radio 40 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14477

[Subject Title : Walmart supports homosexuals]

I have called Walmart the evil empire for years now and can barely stand entering their store. However, a sin is a sin is a sin and what makes this different then being checked out on the register by a tweaker ? Or passing judgement that they are a tweaker.

Companys are only in business for profit regardless of how they achieve it. How about their scanners, I for one dont use them and believe they are a huge step towards the MOB.

Navymom :), Fulfilled Prophecy Forums 25 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14471

Global warming is exactly what it is: Global warming: a simple cycle created by God and a "name" invented by leftwing ungodly environmentalist with a political agenda. [...]

The creator designed all this, and how dumb of people to think they can actually mess up things or change things that are designed by an allmighty perfect God who knows best. Things made by God cannot be destroyed by people. God made things perfect and it does not need fixing.

All the automobiles in the world could never mess up the system, if that was the case the eruptions of the world's vulcanoes would have done so a long time ago.

Flogi, Christian Forums Net 28 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alice in Fundieland
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Quote# 14465

[I'm a witch]

you know its funny cause i have never heard in the news about people casting fireballs or anything else i dont understand why you would believe in something that just cant happen i dont mean to be mean but im just currious have you ever cast any spells that actually worked and when they fail repeatedly what makes you keep going on because when i pray to god and things happen it gives me faith but if i kept trying to pray and get things done and none of my prayers are ever answered i would definitly lose faith

LJ, Myspace 26 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14461

If the ACLU defends against that, then they are against Democracy- the vote of the Majority.

Yes, they are for Liberty, but America's Government isn't based upon Liberty, but Democracy.

I assume there are 4 parts to me., Myspace 31 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14459

[Title: "Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!"]

It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.

How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?

*If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?

And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?

Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?

Gerald Nash, alt.atheism 147 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sgeo
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Quote# 14457

(If life was all that mattered, we should outlaw cigarettes and alcohol, because they shorten life.

If life was all that mattered, according to you, we should make blood donations compulsory for all eligible donors.)

Winston Jen: You are so full of illogical nonsense that it is almost hopeless to interact with you. Nothing I say requires vitalism. But you just keep on arguing against points nobody makes. At least in that way you have a bare chance of winning the debate.

Wesley J Smith, Secondhand Smoke Blog 13 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14453

Amen. Notice the titles of the big gay festivals. None of them contain the word "love."

Titles that I've heard include:

1. Gay pride
2. Southern decadence
3. Fantasy Fest


All of these festivals/orgies seem to revel in celebrating as many sins as possible, including pride, decadence, drunkenness, fantasy, and who knows what, probably astrology and tarot, too.

WhiteH2OWoman, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14452

[On homosexuals.]

BTW please don't use the word love to describe their feelings. I love many men. What they are feeling is NOT love.

Paidfor, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14451

(in response to War of the Angels being watched and investigated by the FBI for it's astonishingly high levels of "Smite 'em all and offer their corpses to Jeebus!" mentality)

THE HOLY SPIRIT PROTECTS THIS WEBSITE, SO GO AHEAD. WHO CAN COME AGAINST GOD ALMIGHTY?
FEAR OF MAN PROVES TO BE A SNARE, BUT THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE LORD ARE KEPT SAFE.

Guest, War of the Angels 37 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: DoctorX
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Quote# 14449

Father Gabriele Amorth, who is Pope Benedict XVI's "caster out of demons," told Vatican Radio: "Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil."

NewsMax, newsmax.com 79 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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