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Quote# 14513

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0FMZiEmM14" target="_blank">Bizzare preacher lady wants to give you a Holy Spirit emema</a>.

Suzanne Harthern, Youtube 22 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 14514

And since Jesus was the first true fundamentalist and he was killed, then those who stand up for his word the most (fundamentalist) will be treated the same way he was as he tells us we will be and this forum shows.

Carico, CARM.org 31 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14515

["But what is faith, Carico? Is it belief in the bible? That is definitely not what I have found faith to be."]

"It certainly isn't faith in our own imaginations! That's what atheists do. They think that if they believe something then that makes it true."

Carico, CARM.org 30 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14518

[on why God had to have written the Bible]

But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.

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How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?

*~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy 85 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Raistlin
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Quote# 14519

We don't except God because the illusion of the world and mankind will not allow us. Only by reading and hearing about God's word will you understand everything. Saying that religious people are plain and don't think outside of the box is certainly untrue.

"Faith is embedded in hope and is the predecessor to sight. It envisions the impossible and accepts the incredible."

That statement proves that not only do we think outside of box, we think outside of the illusional world of ours to seek the truth. We do not belive that our minds, hearts, bodies and souls were simply accents. When we feel pain in our chest, that doesn't come from the brain. It comes from the heart, where the soul rests. When you get feelings inside, your head doesn't hurt. Your heart and soul feel those things, not your brain.

So saying we are ignorant to reality is really crap. We are taking reality and moving it aside to see the truth of the universe and all it's beauty, because I don't belive everything on this beautiful earth was accidental.

*~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy 16 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Raistlin
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Quote# 14521

Ask any doctor, scientist, faith healer or soothsayer to bring back a dead man to life, or ask the doctor how it can be that someone stops breathing. Find out why none of them can rescuscitate a human back to life. If there wasn't a soul, then why can't they bring back that force of life?

~*Dagger Trepe*~, Eyes on Final Fantasy 37 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Raistlin
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Quote# 14525

<a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/" target="_blank">Trailer for the upcoming documentary "Jesus Camp." I look forward to it.</a>

Jesus Camp Trailer, Apple Trailers 22 Comments [9/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy
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Quote# 14457

(If life was all that mattered, we should outlaw cigarettes and alcohol, because they shorten life.

If life was all that mattered, according to you, we should make blood donations compulsory for all eligible donors.)

Winston Jen: You are so full of illogical nonsense that it is almost hopeless to interact with you. Nothing I say requires vitalism. But you just keep on arguing against points nobody makes. At least in that way you have a bare chance of winning the debate.

Wesley J Smith, Secondhand Smoke Blog 13 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 14459

[Title: "Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!"]

It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.

How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?

*If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?

And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?

Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?

Gerald Nash, alt.atheism 147 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sgeo
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Quote# 14461

If the ACLU defends against that, then they are against Democracy- the vote of the Majority.

Yes, they are for Liberty, but America's Government isn't based upon Liberty, but Democracy.

I assume there are 4 parts to me., Myspace 31 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14465

[I'm a witch]

you know its funny cause i have never heard in the news about people casting fireballs or anything else i dont understand why you would believe in something that just cant happen i dont mean to be mean but im just currious have you ever cast any spells that actually worked and when they fail repeatedly what makes you keep going on because when i pray to god and things happen it gives me faith but if i kept trying to pray and get things done and none of my prayers are ever answered i would definitly lose faith

LJ, Myspace 26 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 14471

Global warming is exactly what it is: Global warming: a simple cycle created by God and a "name" invented by leftwing ungodly environmentalist with a political agenda. [...]

The creator designed all this, and how dumb of people to think they can actually mess up things or change things that are designed by an allmighty perfect God who knows best. Things made by God cannot be destroyed by people. God made things perfect and it does not need fixing.

All the automobiles in the world could never mess up the system, if that was the case the eruptions of the world's vulcanoes would have done so a long time ago.

Flogi, Christian Forums Net 32 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alice in Fundieland
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Quote# 14477

[Subject Title : Walmart supports homosexuals]

I have called Walmart the evil empire for years now and can barely stand entering their store. However, a sin is a sin is a sin and what makes this different then being checked out on the register by a tweaker ? Or passing judgement that they are a tweaker.

Companys are only in business for profit regardless of how they achieve it. How about their scanners, I for one dont use them and believe they are a huge step towards the MOB.

Navymom :), Fulfilled Prophecy Forums 25 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14478

The Devil exists and he can not only possess a single person but also groups and entire populations. I am convinced that the Nazis were all possessed. All you have to do is think about what Hitler — and Stalin did. Almost certainly they were possessed by the Devil

Father Amorth, Vatican Radio 40 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14479

You could also say that these alien abductions dealing with reproduction is an attempt to make more nephylum. It is also interesting to note that craft sightings seem to break the laws of physics and act more like interdimensional travel.

Remember the human genome has degraded since the fall [wink]

cowboy_tech, Bibleforums.org 25 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch
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Quote# 14480

I first saw a demon when I was 6 in my bedroom I was still a christian at the time so I was safe. Later on in my teens I got into paganism when my soul was weak from depression. I turned to magic to protect me and it seemed to work for awhile. Then I met my one true love RJ. He revealed to me that he too knew about demons and fought them even though some still dwelled within his body. My boyfriend just recently quit being a guardian. They are beings that fight demons, prevent things that should not happen, and protect the space between heaven and hell. He's been one since before time began. Yesterday we both quit being guardians and decided to dedicate our lives to becoming christians again so that we can asencd to heaven together when we die.

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Okay, how shall I explain this...? I know this mostly sounds like fiction but it's all true. Guardians exist. My boyfriend is human his spirit was a guardian. He quit being a guardian because quardians can't die and ascend to heaven. You fight demons with powers you receive as a guardian. Demons can be killed with pieces of metal not known to this world attached to blessed weapons. Or you could just send them back from whence they came.

Guardian Hikari, War of the Angels 51 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 14484

If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

uscchica09, BibleForums.org 169 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14485

Where did God order genocide? Name one spot where God told Israel to kill people due to their race. Instead, He ordered them to kill people, entire nations, for quite a few good reasons

Graceful Bliss, BibleForums.org 38 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14486

[I found this in our school cafeteria, so I "borrowed" it and scanned it for your pleasure.]

<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g150/lignoba/bsupagans.jpg">

BSU Campus Ministry, My School Cafeteria 26 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Matt
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Quote# 14487

[Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: "I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal"]

When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.

LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 14488

The fact is, genes make sense only in the context of the organism – and the organism only makes sense only within the context of the environment they live in. Animals, in fact, seemed to have completely disappeared from the realm of evolutionary biology. Nobody talks about animals anymore.

But I don’t believe you can separate the two. And not only do I believe that the organism can effect the environment, but the environment can also effect the organism. It’s another two-way street that evolutionists have chosen to completely abandon because of their head-in-the-sand version of science which validates their atheist agenda.

But see I have a theory as to why science must do this: It’s because science has come to realization that all animals have brains and consciousness in varying forms. These, of course, are the anti-science because science cannot explain such a phenomenon. But the fact is each animal has it’s own brain – and each brain comes pre-programmed with its own abilities according to how God designed it. Each animal has a different function and different abilities. God knew beforehand that environmental circumstances would be changing, thus he gave each organism the ability to change with it. This is simple common sense.

Therefore, I believe that God designed Finch brains to be able to subconsciously decipher when the environment changes and when a modified beak is needed. Likewise I believe God made it so peppered moths are able to modify their wing-patterns based on environment or background colors. This is no more unbelievable than the fact that a fish can change colors or that a snail can grow a bigger shell in the presence of predators. It all comes from the same creative Designer.

And what’s funny is evolutionists – in one breath – will tell you how they do not deny plasticity….yet in the next breath will tell you that’s not how finches and moths changed! If these people were intellectually honest, they wouldn’t talk out of both side of their mouths like that…they would admit the truth. But I no longer expect the truth out of atheists.

And if you think about it, there is no way that plasticity – adaptivity – could have “evolved” like evolutionists say because common sense says that this feature is automatically hard-wired into the brain. To believe otherwise would be to believe that millions-year-old moths didn’t have the same physical/mental capabilities as a present-day moths – even though they both have brains. I believe in order for an animal to not be adaptive it would have to be born without a brain. [...]

I don’t buy it....and you evolutionists are all outmatched by common sense.

supersport, Christian Forums 45 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 14439

Alright, most people say "WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE TO WAR" look at the dumbass cliton you dems love so much you kno what hes the one who made the planes fly into the towers...he went to Basnia over in Iraq and caused so much shit, if you have ever seen blackhawk down then thats what it is. We went there cuz the governmet there were awful to there ppl. now are we suppose to be the worlds police or something? NO! that was a bad choice by cliton. so now we got all this lil terrorist pissed off and so they flew planes into the towers. now choose A: go to war a shuve a boot up the middle eastes ass or B: forget about the whole thing and have the terrorist win and go to bed knowing we could be bombed with WMD bombs anymoment.

jonplan, MySpace 32 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14446

Intelligence is in infinite supply, but how can intelligence become tangible matter? Realizing that intelligence can be converted into energy is the beginning to understanding this process.

This happens every time your spirit instructs your body to move, by thought. When you move, your intelligence sends a signal, a form of energy, to your body. If thought could not convert to energy, it would have no way to send the signal or control the energy to send the signal to your body. Thought is energy, just as energy is mass.

milobidswell@aol.com, The Little Book of Big Answers 25 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maronan
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Quote# 14447

Positive intelligence emits and can become light, just as light and energy can be converted into one another. A positive person will have a glow about them. A happy person will have an attractive shine coming through. The spiritually sensitive will feel that positive energy. Higher intelligence's will literally emit light from the greatness of their being.

Light is made of little pieces called photons. It may take countless intelligence to make a photon. Countless photons makes up a sunbeam. These photons travel the speed of light in waves. The photons from the sun convert back into energy when they hit the earth, which heats the Earth.

milobidswell@aol.com, The Little Book of Big Answers 44 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maronan
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Quote# 14448

The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.

Wolseley, Christian Forums 94 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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