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Quote# 14449

Father Gabriele Amorth, who is Pope Benedict XVI's "caster out of demons," told Vatican Radio: "Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil."

NewsMax, newsmax.com 79 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14451

(in response to War of the Angels being watched and investigated by the FBI for it's astonishingly high levels of "Smite 'em all and offer their corpses to Jeebus!" mentality)

THE HOLY SPIRIT PROTECTS THIS WEBSITE, SO GO AHEAD. WHO CAN COME AGAINST GOD ALMIGHTY?
FEAR OF MAN PROVES TO BE A SNARE, BUT THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE LORD ARE KEPT SAFE.

Guest, War of the Angels 37 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: DoctorX
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Quote# 14452

[On homosexuals.]

BTW please don't use the word love to describe their feelings. I love many men. What they are feeling is NOT love.

Paidfor, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14453

Amen. Notice the titles of the big gay festivals. None of them contain the word "love."

Titles that I've heard include:

1. Gay pride
2. Southern decadence
3. Fantasy Fest


All of these festivals/orgies seem to revel in celebrating as many sins as possible, including pride, decadence, drunkenness, fantasy, and who knows what, probably astrology and tarot, too.

WhiteH2OWoman, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [9/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14380

Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

Franck Kabele, DailyRecord 99 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Lasagne
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Quote# 14385

[Reply to ERV evidence supporting evolution...]

First of all the ERVs don't interest me in the slightest, it's like geology and radiometric dating, it doesn't mean anything to me.

Mark Kennedy, Christian Forums 45 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14386

I"m in the same boat also. Health problem and Demons. Both are getting better though thru the grace of the Lord. Every Christian I know seems to have major problems. For the past year. Oddly enough, those who have no accepted Christ seem not to have problems. The Lord is probibly getting us ready for something.


Man4Jesus, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5
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Quote# 14396

So did God Create the Heavens and the Earth, or did mutations create the Heavens and the Earth? It has to be one or the other, it can not be both.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 14397

Neo-darwinism is truly a National disgrace. I do not say this as a cheap attempt at an insult. I say it with all honesty. Satan -- with the help of his little red-headed, mental-terrorist step-child (Charles Darwin) -- has turned this great nation upside-down. A small percentage of atheistic intelligence bandits have somehow managed to manipulate their way into the hearts and minds of the general population.

And this has been done though large-scale, mind-numbing, brainwashing techniques that have convinced a large portion ofAmerica that dumb creatures have evolved into intelligent ones. They have succeeded in convincing many that a tricycle can evolve into the space shuttle through blind and purposeless mutations guided by the mere notion that animals actually breed and have offspring. They have dumbed-down
society to the point where many people actually believe this stuff....people actually believe that the only differences between sweaty, bug-picking monkeys and humans are short arms and opposable thumbs. They think the difference between a hippo and a dolphin is just a series of random mutations that reshape the body. Little gets mentioned about how and where a dolphin's sonar came from.

supersport, Christian Forums 68 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 14400

COMFORTER,
TODAY, AFTER READING A BOOK CALLED "PORTALS TO CLEANSING" BY DR. HENRY MALONE, I DECIDED I NEEDED TO HAVE MY ANIMALS DELIVERED AS WELL. I STARTED WITH MY CAT. I HAVE ALREADY ANOINTED THEM AND PLED THE BLOOD OVER THEM, BUT I DECIDED THEY NEEDED A DELIVERANCE AS WELL.
I ANOINTED HER WITH OIL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. THEN I DEDICATED HER TO THE LORD. THEN I BEGAN THE DELIVERANCE. AS SOON AS I TOLD THE EVIL FORCES TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, THE CAT DID TOO ! SHE RAN FROM ME AND HID. THEN, SHE RAN TO THE DOOR. SHE LOOKED FRIGHTENED. SO, LOOKING HER IN THE EYE, AND BEING ABLE TO TELL THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE BESIDES HER, I COMMANDED THEM TO LEAVE HER BODY IMMEDIATELY AS SHE IS DEDICATED TO JESUS CHRIST AND HIS PROPERTY. I LET HER OUTSIDE AND SHE YAWNED...WHICH IS AN INDICATION THEY ARE LEAVING. SHE STAYED OUTSIDE, DESPITE THE WIND BLOWING HARD. THEN, AFTER ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES SHE CAME BACK IN. SHE SEEMS DIFFERENT. IN A GOOD WAY. I GUESS THE DOG IS NEXT.
COMFORTER, ANY THOUGHTS OR ADVICE?

Guest, War of the Angels 157 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Strife Coltrane
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Quote# 14401

[A conversation that would supposedly happen between an exorsist and a possessed person]

Demon: I'm not coming out...
Exorcist: What are your legal grounds?
Demon: I don't have to tell you anything...
Exorcist: Yes you do, I command you to tell me what your legal grounds are in Jesus' name.
Demon: Stop saying that name...
Exorcist: Tell me in Jesus' name...
Demon: Shut up
Exorcist: The Lord Jesus rebukes you...now tell me your legal grounds
Demon: all right, all right, just stop saying that name...I've been in his family for 6 generations...his ancestors were lazy and I've kept them lazy for 6 generations
Exorcist: Well, I break the curse of laziness going back 10 generations on both sides of his family in Jesus' name
Demon: Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You can't do that...I've worked so hard...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (lunges at exorcist while cursing and gritting his teeth...eyes are bloodshot and bulging)
Exorcist: I BIND YOU IN JESUS' NAME...You don't have permission to move a muscle...I break every curse of laziness on both sides of his family going back 10 generations in Jesus' name.
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO!!!! We're going to kill him first and then you!!!!
Exorcist: No you aren't, I cancel those plans in Jesus' name. Now make your way to where the Lord Jesus is commanding you to go.
Demon: NO, I refuse!!!
Exorcist: Okay, angels, show this demon who's boss. Let's sprinkle the blood of Jesus on all his family lines in both directions...through his ancestors and his descendants. Let's also clear up the lines of his siblings and their descendants.
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! You can't...I can't believe you did that...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Exorcist: For good measure, let's hit slothfulness as well in Jesus' name
Demon: You *@@#%*!!!! (attempts to lunge at exorcist again but stops cold in his tracks as the Holy Spirit is holding him in place) You are so lucky those angels are holding me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Exorcist: Enough with your nonsense, it's time to go...I loose the consuming fire of the Holy Spirit to consume you.
Demon: NOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Demon leaves, victim slouches in the chair or onto the floor totally limp)
Exorcist: Father, I ask that you now restore this person and reverse the effects of the sin in his life.
Victim: What just happened?
Exorcist: How do you feel?
Victim: I feel so light...like a weight got lifted off of me...wow...I feel free...
Exorcist: (with a smile on his face) That's because you are...Praise the Lord!

As you can see from this dialog, its not mental illness. This is an intelligent conversation and with something that believes it has a right to maintain residence within the victim.

Comforter, WaroftheAngels.org 90 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Garret
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Quote# 14402

1. The Bible says that God stretched out the heavens. What does this mean to you guys? 2. We know how fast light travels on Earth, but there is gravity here, and light is affected by gravity. They actually have no clue how fast light travels in the vacuum of space, so what does that do to your theory?

KennethDCollins, bibleforums.org 30 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14403

I think 1-12 grade could be taught out of the book of Job. I truly do. I am a doctor of metaphysics and feel as if it is my duty to let the world know of the invisible things of life. i.e the spirit. But, God is great and it was Him who created all that is, and he did it with His powers. Our science is only products of His greatness. I want many to read here some excerpts from Job. It is great, smart, and right on the dime, and was more than 4000 years ahead of our scienctific age.

Thadd, bibleforums.org 29 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14404

Many years ago I stood up against the teaching of evolution at my school. I refused to go along with the bunk, and today (since I believed in Jesus then, but was not saved) I may have done even more. On those papers and such, I wrote what the teacher wanted, and then put that it is a lie as God created everything. God said and it was so! I put bible verses at the top and off to the sides. Before we compromised in that way, I stood up several times and preached to the class that the bible says...and God created. I spoke about Noah and the rainbow. Evolution is a big lie and it is certainly not scientific!

vinsight4u8, bibleforums.org 35 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14407

Why is it that spiders could spin and weave a million years ago, but they try to say people could only spin or weave 20,000 years ago.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 66 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip
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Quote# 14408

He is "the dragon" and "the serpent," both titles linking him to his role in the fall of man. He appeared to Eve in the form of a serpent, doubtless in the body of a serpent he had possessed. It is unlikely that a being so pretentious as the devil would choose as his mouthpiece an ordinary snake. Indeed, "serpent" can refer to any reptile. The reptile he deemed a suitable embodiment of himself was "the dragon," an ancient name for the sort of creatures we know as dinosaurs.

Ed Rickard, Bible Studies at the Moorings 17 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 14410

<a href="http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/4151779.html" target="_blank">Fort Worth pastor indicted on rape under guise of casting out demons</a>

Owens told her that a sex spirit and lesbian demon were inside her and needed to be cast out, police said. The pastor then asked her to lie on the floor and began yelling at her as if she were a demon, saying, "Loose her in the name of Jesus," according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Leonard Owens, Houston Chronicle 31 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Quote# 14416

My contradiction is that burden of proof is not to prove anything.
It is to prove it does not exist; once it is admitted as a belief.

Let me get the crayolas out! Ill draw a picture for ya.

In the Bible; it states God created everything. God is as real to me; as the keyboard I am typing with. I believe in God.

Your choice is to believe otherwise; yet you can not prove that God does not exist; nor the fact that He created everything.

The burden is not on me because I do not have a problem with believing in God.

I do not have to prove anything to you about God.

What else can be said.

The argument is not forcing you to do anything nor am I.

I am stating what I believe in.

I can show you where it is backed up in the Bible.

Yet the genral population of non -believers do not accept this as evidence.

Well I do not accept science's answers as an explanation of how creation come about.

It does explain the study of something existing; but does not explain how it came into existence.
The Bible does.

To say the Bible is a lie; requires proof.

So the burden is not on those that believe in God.


Paul, Myspace 38 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jesse
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Quote# 14417

Ok take all your facts through your knowledge and then think of the things that are unexplained that leaves your facts hanging in the wind. Then look at the efforts you make to prove it anyways. That is faith; believing in something you can not understand or see.
Christians have a book that has been handed down through thousands of years; that people have died for; lived their whole life for; and can not be persuaded otherwise. Not the book itself but the inspired word of God. God Himself.

God gives me affirmations of my faith through my life; what affirmations do you get in the faith you have? I mean because you can not explain the origin of everything; what inspires you to keep believing it.

How many atheist have died or has taken as much criticism for what they believe in. The opposing force is always the non believer; although they do get caught up in the wrath of God at times; when they do attack the Christians. Definitely not a force to be reckoned with.
What have you shown?

Other than a bunch of theories based off of other theories that has been dismissed as NOT FACT.

I have went into great detail with you where I derive my answers from.



I will show this to you though.



Genesis1:1

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.



Prove He didnt!

I can't.

As you go through that chapter it explains how this perfect order is dependant on other things He created and how we multiply and that it come about by Him saying so.

Proof is in the creation.

Anything else dating back that far explain anything different; or that has not been changed since.

The Bible still stands on God created it.

Your theories have changed more than i change socks in a lifetime. Which is sometimes twice a day.

Maybe one day man will get it right. It was not a problem in the beginning of time.

Yet man with all his knowledge now thinks he has superceded the existence of a all knowing God.

What a waste.

Paul

Paul, Myspace 35 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jesse
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Quote# 14418

Without Western thought and civilization, whose backbone is Christianity, the world would be a dark place. Islam, liberalism, and Eastern philosophy and civilization have brought nothing good to the world, only evil. They are the forces of regression. They attempt to rob the world of all the progress Western Christianity has brought.

Democrats, of course, laud such religions, philosophies, and civilizations because they want to bring down America and the West.


Al, WorldMagBlog 32 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14419

[If there really was a subject called Creation Science, how would you teach it?]

SUBJECT: CREATION SCIENCE

LAYOUT: 6 WEEKS - 2 HOURS EACH WEEK

REQUIREMENTS: 1611 KING JAMES BIBLE

EXPECTATIONS:

* Be able to explain the Six Days of Creation as conveyed to us from God in Genesis 1.
* Be able to explain the difference in the order of God's Creation vis-a-vis the order of Evolution.
* Be able to define and support/refute the major sub-doctrines associated with the Six Days of Creation (Water Canopy, Day-Age Theory, Gap Theory).

LAYOUT:

* Weeks 1 and 2 = What was created and when.
* Weeks 3 and 4 = The difference in the order of appearance.
* Weeks 5 and 6 = Studying applied theories.

CREDITATION: Certificate upon successful completion.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 31 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14420

Since atheists like to bitch so much about theists, why don't you guys
start buying land where you can create your atheist paradise on earth?
I suspect it would be a Communist paradise.

Tuco Ramirez, alt.atheism 35 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sgeo
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Quote# 14421

[*laughs uncontrollably at udsuna's silly superstitions*

Remembers Indigenous Australians have similar beliefs and becomes a bit more respectful.

*starts laughing at udsana's inability to comprehend, physics and natural laws*]



Oh, I understand them fully. I just think you'd have to be insane to believe they're luck. Then again, I've actually felt the Divine. Stood in its presence and there really are no words for it. I'd say I saw the "Face of God" but for all I know it was the left elbow. Either way, it's beyond any mortal to describe. And I'm only one of billions to have experienced it. I won't claim to have been worthy of the event. Nothing of this flesh and blood world is. But I felt it and did not recoil. I assure you, it's real, even if you're too blind to see it. But then again, you people hide in a forum like this where you can all pat one another on the backs and tell yourselves you're right despite all sence to the contrary. No one could be stupid enough to call this a fair population sample.

Udsuna, FSTDT.com 33 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14422

COLUMBUS - An Ohio legislative panel yesterday rubber-stamped an unprecedented process that would allow sex offenders to be publicly identified and tracked even if they've never been charged with a crime.

No one in attendance voiced opposition to rules submitted by Attorney General Jim Petro's office to the Joint Committee on Agency Rule Review, consisting of members of the Ohio House and Senate.

The committee's decision not to interfere with the rules puts Ohio in a position to become the first state to test a "civil registry."

The concept was offered by Roman Catholic bishops as an alternative to opening a one-time window for the filing of civil lawsuits alleging child sexual abuse that occurred as long as 35 years ago.

A recently enacted law allows county prosecutors, the state attorney general, or, as a last resort, alleged victims to ask judges to civilly declare someone to be a sex offender even when there has been no criminal verdict or successful lawsuit.

The rules spell out how the untried process would work. It would largely treat a person placed on the civil registry the same way a convicted sex offender is treated under Ohio's so-called Megan's Law.

The person's name, address, and photograph would be placed on a new Internet database and the person would be subjected to the same registration and community notification requirements and restrictions on where he could live.

A civilly declared offender, however, could petition the court to have the person's name removed from the new list after six years if there have been no new problems and the judge believes the person is unlikely to abuse again.

The attorney general's office said it continues to hold discussions with a group representing day care operators about one of the rules pertaining to what such facilities would do with information they might receive pertaining to someone on the registry if that person is living nearby.

Ohio State Legislature, toledoblade.com 38 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Hadanelith
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Quote# 14423

The holacaust didn't just happen! The Jewies brought it upon themselves.
All you have to do is smell a Nigger and you know why they should DIE!!!
Big lipped fucking porch monkeys.

REMEMBER!!!! The Jews don't accept Jesus so the Damnation is already
written and those niggers worship Satan in the name of Islam.

For further information Contact the White American Coalition on AOL in
the ACLU Area.

Cletis.

Cletis KKK Perkins, alt.atheism 35 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sgeo
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