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Quote# 15451

Putting the homosexual issue aside(which everyone knows is an abomination). Think of the chaos gay marriage would cause! Who would be head of household according to IRS? If divorced who would get the children??? Who is head of household for social security benefits?? What about partner insurance, who insures who for medical insurance?? IF you dont have medical insurance, all one would have to do is say they are gay and could get it thru their "partner". If Bill and John marry, can John also marry Susie??? See what I mean? What a complete nightmare. What if Bill and John are married, and John marries Susie, who gets the kids in a divorce?? Hey, maybe I could marry an Orangutan or a horse or an alien and get health benefits thru them too.

lesjay, FulfilledProphecy.Com 22 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15452

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All you zombies hide your faces. All Supreme is not elect. We are placed in our positions. A falt by man and not by God. Wow since I have been born I have seen, heard, watched, educated, and personally experienced a Constitution based on Morale Christianity fall into the belief that the world owed it everything and that human life means nothing. When working under the elect and working class that supports it I found my nation to be the most preverted greedy “stumbling block” beasty distroyer
caught up in it’s own daily hurry up and I screw you and hope you hate me to. This phylosophy sucks. God save us and judge us true, because
if ya new what our lands justice has become you might hold your head in shame, also pray that your body fluids aren’t more than sucked out for more than the Chiefs 200 smackers! Bad business. I threaten you and if you can defend yourself we go. I believe in God, my family (gone>>>>)
love, money and a trusting supportive community are much more important than a Supreme Jerk System!! Go freedom, fuck Janet Reno an do it free for your country. Commercial wel it aint fair. If theres a way to save it, from the crust of the earth to the highest heaven above, only the truth will reveil. America ya took my two children from me, sent me all the way to Washington DC and proved harrmagedon. Does anyone care about Juvenile Justice? How amny years and lives does it take for 10 people to argue the truest right, for any child to be able to ride a school bus, Race, Cred, Color, or Political Party. Was this issue only a front from American Justice changing it’s purposs and value to ‘The Secret Blocking System and Whose Kid ya got? Gonna kill it? Need to know how to sell this human life. Kidie Porn in 1971/75 was still black and white magazines run underground or a small brown envelope of some home spun romp. Now an international buss…Movie Busss.. I hope we can find a better way than retarding, or taking a life just for a living. Not I? Know someone who well ya1111111111. From the Untouchables to the Judges Decision.
Keep the faith and guess a new earth is in store and a new heaven under Gods making and man exploring. Personally life is just what the sytem now believes it can make from you!@???????????Jul’s


[and a follow-up:]


PS> hey kids! If ya read this message your mother is alive and well, I pray your the same. Let me know what your opinion is! Love………………………__________________


Julie Nolting, Bad Astronomy Blog 41 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15453

I've heard that 0 is mathematically considered a number. Anyone got a proof that 0 is a number?

t.w., Internet Infidels 31 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15454

[What if you went before God when you died - and discovered that it was Allah? What would you do?]

Since that is not a possibility, I have no answer.

[Oh go on - how about if we pretend that this happened in a dream?]

Funny you should mention this as a dream. I was just thinking (while walking down the hall at work), maybe I should think of this as some crazy nightmare, then I might be able to give you an answer . But low and behold, that didn't help...I'd be praying to Jesus to wake me up from such a horrible thing.
(Wow, for a couple moments, I was thinking the same as an atheist )



SeaJoy, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15455

[What if you went before God when you died - and discovered that it was Allah? What would you do?]

Just a quick answer, I have the HOly Spirit to confirm to me that He, Jesus is the only way, there is no doubt when you have been sealed by the Spirit

Therefore speculation on impossibilites are not possible for me.....either you know He Is and you trust HIM or you don't, for me there is no what if the other guy is right, only a burden for them to know the truth

roxannacc, Christian Forums 19 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15456

[What if you went before God when you died - and discovered that it was Allah? What would you do?]

I guess, at that point, I would be awfully sorry that I wasted all of my time on Earth seeking a Being who was just a mere man, even though He raised from the dead a corpse stiff for four days, fed 5,000 people from only two fish and five loaves of bread and still ended up with enough extra food to fill 12 baskets full, transmaterialized an entire boat with it's crew while on the Sea of Galilee to it's western shore, etc., etc., etc. Who but a Divine Being could perform such feats? I'll trust Him beyond death's door to show up on the Throne of Glory and not Islam's Allah, and I will do it for those aforementioned reasons and many other personal ones that I will always treasure up in my heart.

hlaltimus, Christian Forums 20 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15457

[What if you went before God when you died - and discovered that it was Allah? What would you do?]

If the above happened, then I would be glad that I'd had the opportunity to live for Jesus while upon the earth, and refuse the presence of Allah.

This is the question martyrs face: will my faith hold in the face of death? If I want the answer to that question to be yes, then I make preparations (i.e., I live my life) beforehand to acheive that glorious outcome!

The Virginian, Christian Forums 16 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15460

[Bleedingvines post on FSTDT about vampires in the Bible]

[First they found dinosaurs in the bible, now vampires.]

Now hold on just a minute. Just from the quotes I can tell the people on there (at least some, I haven't even looked at the site) obviously know very little about Scripture and context.

The book of Proverbs uses a lot of poetic structure, for example:

Proverbs 20:17
Food gained by fraud tastes sweet to a man, but he ends up with a mouth full of gravel.

Anyone should be able to discern that this is poetic, not literal. Its meaning should be obvious.

Now about dinosaurs, a large sea creature called 'Leviathan' in the Bible is mentioned (this could be something like a plesiosaur) and an enormous land dwelling creature is mentioned as 'Behemoth' and its legs are described as Cedars (the tree. this could be any number of large dinosaurs for which we've found fossils). THAT'S how they have found mention of dinosaurs in Scripture, not making ridiculous extensions of metaphors into literal meanings.
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"You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe--and tremble!"

Commander, StrangeTalk 18 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15462

By definition, there has never been and never will be any possibility of right wing totalitarianism. By definition: totalitarianism = leftism; leftism = totalitarianism. For example, Communism, Nazism, and fascism are all leftist and are all totalitarians. Since modern American liberalism is closely related to Communism, Nazism, and fascism, it has strong totalitarian tendencies. In sharp contrast, the right is, by definition, anti-totalitarian.

Naturalized-Texan, Free Conservatives 56 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15463

New Jerusalem is made of eternal transparent gold, and it will land on an eternal earth here. In heavens that are eternal, and where trees gow a different fruit in some cases every single month of the year.
Human eternal bodies there will be composed of eternal matter, like the ressurected body of Jesus, that could appear, and go through doors, and yet was physical also, and could eat, and drink.
This means that Christians by and large accept that a different state of the universe is coming. This is what we believe. We the majority of Christians on earth.
A heaven where animals like lions will again eat straw like an ox, as originally created. A place where we can fly, even the horses can fly. A place where angels and God walk, and live, as well as us.
A state unlike the present one.
We do not appreciate those who, with no possible evidence claim that our galaxy will crash, sun burn out, and earth fade away one day, especially to children.
Stop it please.

dad, Christian Forums 40 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15399

Can somebody please explain why ANYBODY not associated with al-Qaeda would have issues with the "wire-tapping" telephone surveilance by the Dept. of Homeland Security? Unless you're building a bomb, planning to bring down an airplane, or reporting back to Osama, WHAT THE FUCK are you worried about???????

Telephone surveilance is one of the best defense weapons we have in the war against terror. Somehow I suspect if anybody OTHER than George W. Bush was in the White House, this wouldn't even be an issue. If you're not in cahoots with al-Qaeda, or trying to smuggle illegal aliens or drugs into this nation, then you have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. Ordinary law-abiding citizens needn't be concerned about telephone taps, only the CRIMINALS and TERRORISTS should be sweating on this one.

mmmmjournal, Livejournal 67 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15402

I wanted to say THANK YOU for Sky Angel. We were with you for over four years, and then a friend told us about another satellite network that picked up Angel One and TBN. She deterred me because she said 'Oh, it has the History Channel, things about animals, and so much more on it, that you'll never miss Sky Angel'...

Well, we tried the other satellite company for six months and we saw a major change in our seven-year-old son. He was more hyper and picked up a lot of words and sayings that we did not like from the so-called 'family friendly' channels. And he only watched TV for an hour a day (if that)! I couldn't believe the TRASH that was on there, and many of the channels were blocked.

(Some of) the things they offered were good, yes, but WE CAN GET ALL OF THAT ON SKY ANGEL!! History like dinosaurs in the Bible, biographies of people. The Critter Gitters is an AWESOME animal show, Discovery Jones. And we LOVE the science programs--Enoch! Oh my goodness!! And the list goes on.

Since our move back to you two months ago our son is back to normal. He doesn't imitate the 'kid stars' on the other channels, or mouth off with what some of the cartoon characters say. He imitates things he sees on Sky Angel...especially Discovery Jones.

No, we don't keep our son in a bubble. We show him the REAL THINGS of life. He sees the evening news, he reads the headlines in the papers, and he sees the price of sin people pay. We are your average American family. We love to have backyard cookouts, love water parks, enjoy a good movie. We can be found in our backyard giving the dog a bath, or at a hockey game screaming at the top of our lungs for our favorite team. So, for those who think Sky Angel is for boring people, you're wrong. :o) It's great! And we have grown tremendously from it!

If I were to say anything, my statement would ditto the old saying, "Garbage in.... Garbage out"

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

P.S. I can't wait to see the August biographies. We're looking forward to seeing Paul the Apostle. Now THAT'S history!" :o)

Joe & Melissa, Sky Angel Testimonials 44 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15403

[Would it bother you if your neighbors were gay?]

if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them. im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.

iloveshansys, Youthink 72 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15405

[While trying to explain why light has velocity]
Believe whatever you want to believe. Mathematics does not lie. My mathematics is correct, there is an error in Einstein's.

rbwinn3@juno.com, alt.abortion 38 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15406

Personally, my family "boycotts" many companies that we don't wish to be associated with -- WalMart, Target, Disney, etc. Realistically, I am pretty sure that Sam Walton is not sinking into despair because we don't buy our toilet paper from him. It's really only for our own satisfaction.

There are some that we want to boycott, but can't. I've quit AT&T several times, but as soon as I switch to a different phone company that stinkin' outfit buys them up, or there's a reorganization, and I'm right back with AT&T again. I noticed that my electric company is on the list of companies with a 100% approval rating for pandering to homosexuals. I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.

Dave, Evolution Fairytale Forum 41 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15409

As long as the ACLU exists, Christians will be persecuted.

lubbock, Free Conservatives 47 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 15411

Once this becomes official, they will make an animated robotic image of the Antichrist, and force the world to worship it or die (Rev.13:15). This may seem odd at first thought, but today the Japanese - considered a very intelligent group of people - have a Disney style automatons already praying for their dead. They believe someone must continuously, 24/7, pray over the dead at their burial sites. Modern times have replaced the human prayer with a robot.

I will speculate that Satan’s robotic image will also be married to a super-computer, and then it will become a computerized virtual-reality figure. Then add something like today’s physic-occult hotline, and you have your own interactive, psychologically customized, virtual mentor program. Or, your virtual life-coach.

White Stone Communications, www.Homeworship101.com 45 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 15413

Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

(read the rest of it)

Anon, The Force is a Tool of Satan! 68 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15415

(Responding to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHG7KiLtBM)

THANK YOU! I completely agree! It makes me SO mad that irresponsible girls have premarital sex and get pregnant, and then just rely on abortion. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY GOD WANTS US TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE TO HAVE SEX! It's so sad what the world is coming to. As far as rape goes, I KNOW that's hard, but I still think abortion is wrong because God did this for a REASON and He can help you through anything. God never puts anything in your life that you can't handle.

xsweetazcandy870, YouTube 38 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 15416

(Anoter response to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHG7KiLtBM]

I agree with you 100%!! All of my family are pro while im anti. I agreee, if the girl doesnt have sex she wouldnt be in this problem!! Im soo glad that your on my side!!! Im only 14, and I understand how this world..is addicted to sex. Its stupid how its for pleasure..I mean if we didnt have sex too much, we wouldnt be talking about this!

timetobeyouronlyone, YouTube 32 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 15417

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To Jesus Car, Stile Project 48 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15419

[In the midst of a long argument against abortion]

We shouldn't even be asking the question about abortion, we shouldn't even begin to get to the point where a girl has the option of having an abortion because we should be looking at the option of saying not to sexual intimacy with another man before marriage. If a girl never went off and had sex, then we wouldn't even have this whole problem of abortion. [...]

Just because you got raped, doesn't mean that child has a right to be killed, because say if your mother was raped, would you have wanted her to kill you?[...]

Everyone knows the child is a life, whether its a bunch of cells or if its a complete human form, its still a life. For example, the flower in the garden, its still alive -- it might not look like a human but its still alive. Bacteria is still alive, y'know.

We got all these things -- animals are still alive. Everything is alive, everything that moves -- the fact that the baby moves around, the fact that sperm moves around, its a life. And shouldn't be killed. I'm not saying that you shouldn't kill animals, but you should only kill an animal -- its the same thing -- you should only kill an animal if you're gonna eat it. You should only kill a baby if you're gonna eat it, really. Because what else is there -- you should -- I'm mean, I'm not saying you're gonna eat a baby, but y'know what I'm trying to say?

tommy34543, Youtube 85 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15423

A gay woman named "Jorryn" says the debate got heated when a customer from another part of the restaurant came over and joined the gay marriage discussion. "He said it's never going to happen, it's never going to never going to pass in Wisconsin, and it's against God."

That when the argument got physical.

Surveillance video shows the man, who had just joined the debate, pushed "Jorryn" down and then punched another customer.

The fight continued with the suspect yelling, throw chairs and punching people.

The suspect walked out of the restaurant and some witnesses thought he was going to get a weapon.

He came back, not with a gun, but throwing ketchup bottles and anything else he could get his hands on.

Finally, he left.

Unidentified, TMJ4 47 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 15432

Hi.
I have been a christian for lil over 2 years now.
And seems like i get attacks lots of times from demons.
couple stories here to clear what i mean ( got more if u want );

last year, i was depressed, i used to listen lots of hardcore music ( meaning not christian; ex: slipknot ) as I was listening to this band I was looking at my wall ( no clue why lol ) and I saw a shadow passing on it.
I got scared and whent to take a shower .. after getting undressed, I started choking and looked at myself in the mirror and and their was a red mark all over my neck. The bathroom started to feel crowed, and like if I was getting pushed.

A other story; very intressting
this is recently, this summer.
I was with a bud of mine ( not doing so great in his spiritual life ) and we were helping a friend at her job, I started feeling cold and weird ( i usaly feel like this when I feel or see demons ) I tell my friend, and then I saw a man standing in the window for a split second & i tell my friend, the big touch guy as he is ( loll ) goes and checks it out, and he opens the door and gets kocked down, and the door slams, I go check him out and we turned our heads and the door behind ( witch hade a key in it ) started turning like crazy, for the rest of the night we were scared, and he slept over, we slept on the sofa ( very weird btw lol ) and while i was on my computer he was watching tv and he turned his head and saw 2 demons beside me ) so wtv, nite goes on, we go to sleep, and I hade the feelings that this will continue and we will see angels. we decided to go in my bed ( very weird once again lol ) and while he goes on my bed he takes a look outside and sees a kid growning in my pool he freaked out, so try to sleep, and we started to hear like bells or trompettes and everything became so calm and emotional, we started like crying tears of joy, it was crazy. and the next day, he saw the kid that was growning in my pool at a park.

A other quick story.
bud of mine and I were listening to some hardcore music.
And you know how in windows media player you have a colored display, a demon appared in that, no jokes, there was a face of a demon ( looked like pictures of satan ) distrubing.....

Anyways, I just wanted to take the time and tell you guys this storys and if you guys need prayers for these kids of struggles, let me know.


juicebox, Christian Forums 54 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15435

[Paragraph break added]

i will tell you what i think about the world in the last ten years especially the last five years the world has become a very evil place were bad or evil deeds are rewarded and the victim forgot about they are even mocked for even daring to say whats right, and its human rights this human rights that what a joke, exactly what god did not or does not want us to do is concentrate on humans, this human rights thing has got to be an invention of the devils, and also gay people why o why do they flaunt there gayness in peoples faces, gays have more rights than a normal person, the reason i say normal person is i dont think gays are normal they certainly dont act like a man or a woman so they are not normal. still on the gay agenda they should not be allowed to foster or have kids, dont get me wrong i dont hate anybody i just think being gay is wrong.

more people are turning to crime all around the world, there is no manners anymore, no please or thankyou simple things that are not hard to say. and my view on goverments around the world espcially the british goverment are quiet happy to see and let crime go on unchallenged in other words its like the devil has landed on planet earth and said do what you like and almost everybody is listening to satans airwave we are almost definatly in the last days. i could go on and on about this but theres not enough time left this century, thankyou for listening

godblessyou, FulfilledProphecy 36 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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