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Quote# 15277

[Needless to say, the following is a complete lie. Emphasis added.]

Steve Irwin accepted Christ 2 weeks ago

I want to inform Creation Ministries International, that Steve Irwin became a born again Christian two and a half weeks ago at the Kings Church AOG Buderim, Queensland Australia, going forward publicly before the congregation to ask Christ to become his Lord and Saviour.

Many of us will now spend eternity with him. I am sure Terri is comforted as a Christian in the fact that she will be with Jesus and also Steve again for eternity. Steve declared the day before he died that he was the happiest he had ever been in his whole life.

monavale, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Julian
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Quote# 15273

God as a self-generating entity makes perfect sence to me. The universe self-generating? Not so much sence.

Udsuna, Eyes on Final Fantasy 26 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15271

I dont know if a lot of you read the news but according to what I have read on foxnews and cnn the muslims in Iraq and other areas, especially Al-Qaeda want to claim a war against those of the cross. Well I say bring it on. These people want a holy war then lets give them one. Let's remind them what it is like to be in a holy war against Christianity. Let's give the Muslims flashbacks to the days of the Crusades.

If any of you feel the same way I do then feel free to message me and maybe we can get a group together to stand united and answer these people. Let's find out if they have enough balls to go all the way. I know I am more than willing to ...... let's get it on!

Vincent, MySpace blog post 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15270

To me the middle ground has always been safer. I can be a believer in creationism and still believe in a plausible version of evolution, yet a Darwinist cannot acknowledge that creationism may be valid because it would disprove his or her “faith”. Let’s face it, Darwin was wrong.

HockeyRocker, Harmony Central 32 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 15269

[You think that science doesn't know what "truth" is?]

sure they know. but when it come to the heart they are as dishonest as Saddam. and to give credence to the flood...shakes head...... just won't happen no matter the evidence.been to several Dino finds like dinosaur national monument in the Colo/Utah border and those Dino's were also caught in a flood. the whole landscape out in Wyoming on the west side is a gigantic floodplain of twisted shapes of mud and such and you can see it driving down I-80 plain as day but it had nothing to do with Noah's flood, just gets splained away.sad really

koti123, Harmony Central 22 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 15267

I mean when they say America guarantees free speech. Yeah to Americans. NOT people who come over from other countries and burn our flag, spit on our land and commit crimes then run back to their country. Or..............just come over here and blast our way of life.

For THEM free speech doesn't apply.....

CaiperLane, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 15266

Homosexuality and homosexual sin is what it is no matter the gender of its' participants. (ie. lesbian sex is not really a different offence than sex between two men. They are parallel.) You could start toying with the idea of homosexual sin tonight if you accidentally even happen to peruse some sort of gay internet pornography. Toy with it long enough, let the idea go from mere curiosity to a habit and then to an obsession, and you can fall hook line and sinker for the carrot that was sparked by something quite small.

[Left by a commenter, not Parableman]

Nan, Parableman 31 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15261

(regarding marijuana)

It is far worse than alcohol, in that it is an open door to demons.

Aimiel, theology online 49 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 15255

Hehehehehe... And when they lose the recount, no doubt they will refuse to recognize the legitimate government - its the Leftist way... It happened like clockwork in Mexico...

I expect that to occur here in the US if the left loses in '08... All this irrational screeching and gnashing of teeth that we have endured from the looney left over the last 8 years is just they way of working up their nerve to take violent action next time...

What the left cannot win at the ballot box they will take by violence...

Lazarus, FreeConservatives 32 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15253

Peace will come when the United States of America has had enough of the killing and threats and employs as many Bunker Busters and Daisy Cutters --and nuclear bombs if necessary, to give the Muslims a reason to stop the killing.

Lubbock, FreeConservatives 46 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15252

In every country where muslims become a significant percentage of the population, they work to make that country just like what they left. England is as violently islamic as Baghdad. Countries are forced by vote to accept sharia law like Canada.

Kathy30, FreeConservatives 59 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15246

[Comments on a story about two parents who kidnapped and bound their pregnant daughter, then drove her out of state in order to see that she have an abortion she didn't want, “You think if there were no way to get a legal abortion, her psychotic parents would just say 'Oh well, then, I guess you can have the baby.'”]

–Almost certainly the answer is yes. Would the parents like it? No. Would they kidnap their child and force an abortion if it were illegal? I most strongly doubt it. Come on, Watcher, don’t even try to deny it: In this country, morality follows the law. Too many people don’t say, “is it right?” They say, “is it legal?” and conform their behavior accordingly. People will generally obey the law in this country, whether the laws are moral or not. Merely allowing legal abortions sends the signal that abortion is morally acceptable. Conversely, criminalizing it sends the signal that it is not acceptable. If abortion is available, many will use pressure — psychological or otherwise — to compel its use when the need suits the person applying the pressure. If it is not available, and/or illegal, that does not occur.

Frank, Operation Rescue 21 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201
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Quote# 15245

Show me the mistakes of these random mutations of evolution. Where are the bones of people or Animals who did not survive in this evolution process? Show me the Man with an eyeball on the back of his head or a mouth on the bottom of his foot? How about a horse with a tail on his head? Or a frog that has a turtle shell? Or an ape with a Lion’s head?

Johnny Vee, Detroit Free Press Comments 44 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Quote# 15241

[Why does God allow evil things to happen?]

9/11 and the tsunami, as well as AIDs, is a punishment from God because of the acceptance of homosexuality by liberals. SO you can't blame god for this, blame the liberals for supporting the sinners, that caused God's wrath.

He did it in Noah's time, he did it to Sodom, and he has struck again.

hithesh, Christian Forums 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 15238

[Why does God allow evil things such as the deaths of innocent people to happen?]

Where does it say that death is evil, especially in light of the fact that it opens the door to the experience of Paradise?

Here's another reason. Some of those people may have been sinners; kids may have grown and become the same without ever coming to repentance. God out of mercy allowed their death as a remedy and excuse to save them from the future condemnation.

You need to think positively. That God is good is true therefore there must be a good reason for everything, even if in our short sightness can't see it.

icxn, Christian Forums 20 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 15235

[Fundy talk-show host discusses birth control, specifically how it makes the uterus "very slick" and so "that’s why I make the comparison between dead Jews and dead babies."]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpaOvmE53Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpaOvmE53Y</a>

George Wooley, YouTube 18 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 15230

The book of Revelations predicts the death of one third of the earth's inhabitants; our job is to assure that most of those deaths are Islamic.

JimRed, Free Republic 39 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 15227

[Defending the faith]

What has thinking for yourself ever got you? I equate that to living in a dark room: "Hurray! I am thinking for myself... now what..."

AB, Debating Christianity 49 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15224

Though modern science rejects creationism, which holds that the human race can be traced to a talking snake and a spare human rib, Hovind stresses it requires even more faith to believe in evolution.

He notes evolution’s failure to explain the origins of gravity or the reason why man has yet to see evidence to support the theory.

But Hovind says his aim is greater than disproving evolution. He believes students indoctrinated with modern science will eventually lose their fear in God and possibly be prone to breaking common laws. Conscience and a sophisticated understanding of the human condition is not enough.

“Hitler killed the Jews because he thought they hadn’t evolved far enough,” Hovind said. “The lion kills the zebra, and evolution teaches kids that they are animals. So how are they going to understand right from wrong?”

Kent Hovind, Stupidevilbastard.com 50 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15223

Carl - as with many other evolutionists - have a very difficult case bringing scientific evidence against the Bible/Creation Message, and the advocates of Scripture.

Jonathan Sampson, drdino.com 25 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15222

Many evolutionists and atheists alike have - throughout history - shunned Scripture and the lessons learned therein by claiming that Creation Science isn't testable, repeatable, observable, and so forth. As this is true about certain aspects of Creation Science, this is also true about certain aspects of Evolutionary "Science". One cannot deny the overwhelming amounts of assumptions and un-justifiable dedications that materialists demonstrate.

Jonathan Sampson, drdino.com 27 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15221

[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.

Captain Planet '08 :), Myspace 191 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Seth
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Quote# 15218


If you're a Christian, BT, you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself. That tells me exactly where you are with your knowledge of the Word. You defy it anyway, so I guess it really doesn't matter. Because you believe that God created you to stick your carrot into another man's gastrointestinal tract. Wow. That's really interesting.

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 43 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15217

[Name a proof of god.]



Name a proof of God? Look around, Tim. Go to the zoo. Put a lion next to an elephant, and those next to a giraffe, and those next to an gorilla, and explain again how they evolved from a common ancestor. And do it straight-faced. Then read Romans 1.

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 36 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15216

[Why do you accept the bible then with no scientific backing for the core claims? Where's the "scientific integrity" in that?]


Huh? Why do you love your wife without scientific backing for the core claims of your wedding vows? Where's the "scientific integrity" in that?

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 36 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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