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Quote# 15306

Science is a religion of people who call themselves "scientists" sounds like something else (satanist).....

Jamie, Myspace 50 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Roman
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Quote# 15307

COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN ATHEISTS

Even though computers aren't capable of rational thought and know nothing about morals, yet they have more sense than the most learned atheist. Case and point: The other day while working on a PC, I began deleting unwanted files. There was an html file that showed all of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Since it was a duplicate file, I decided to delete it also. When I clicked "delete", the usual message came on the screen that said, "Are you sure you want to send the 'TEN COMMANDMETS' to the Recycle bin?" The question struck me very deeply because of how it was worded and for a moment I hesitated to delete the file. After clicking "yes", a message box came up on the screen that said an illegal act had been performed by a program. Now what atheist or heathen has sense enough to think as correctly as that unthinking computer. Atheists do not think it's an illegal act to try to destroy the TEN COMMANDMENTS.

Robert T Lee, The 10 Commandments 124 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Fed Up
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Quote# 15241

[Why does God allow evil things to happen?]

9/11 and the tsunami, as well as AIDs, is a punishment from God because of the acceptance of homosexuality by liberals. SO you can't blame god for this, blame the liberals for supporting the sinners, that caused God's wrath.

He did it in Noah's time, he did it to Sodom, and he has struck again.

hithesh, Christian Forums 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 15245

Show me the mistakes of these random mutations of evolution. Where are the bones of people or Animals who did not survive in this evolution process? Show me the Man with an eyeball on the back of his head or a mouth on the bottom of his foot? How about a horse with a tail on his head? Or a frog that has a turtle shell? Or an ape with a Lion’s head?

Johnny Vee, Detroit Free Press Comments 44 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Quote# 15246

[Comments on a story about two parents who kidnapped and bound their pregnant daughter, then drove her out of state in order to see that she have an abortion she didn't want, “You think if there were no way to get a legal abortion, her psychotic parents would just say 'Oh well, then, I guess you can have the baby.'”]

–Almost certainly the answer is yes. Would the parents like it? No. Would they kidnap their child and force an abortion if it were illegal? I most strongly doubt it. Come on, Watcher, don’t even try to deny it: In this country, morality follows the law. Too many people don’t say, “is it right?” They say, “is it legal?” and conform their behavior accordingly. People will generally obey the law in this country, whether the laws are moral or not. Merely allowing legal abortions sends the signal that abortion is morally acceptable. Conversely, criminalizing it sends the signal that it is not acceptable. If abortion is available, many will use pressure — psychological or otherwise — to compel its use when the need suits the person applying the pressure. If it is not available, and/or illegal, that does not occur.

Frank, Operation Rescue 21 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201
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Quote# 15252

In every country where muslims become a significant percentage of the population, they work to make that country just like what they left. England is as violently islamic as Baghdad. Countries are forced by vote to accept sharia law like Canada.

Kathy30, FreeConservatives 59 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15253

Peace will come when the United States of America has had enough of the killing and threats and employs as many Bunker Busters and Daisy Cutters --and nuclear bombs if necessary, to give the Muslims a reason to stop the killing.

Lubbock, FreeConservatives 46 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15255

Hehehehehe... And when they lose the recount, no doubt they will refuse to recognize the legitimate government - its the Leftist way... It happened like clockwork in Mexico...

I expect that to occur here in the US if the left loses in '08... All this irrational screeching and gnashing of teeth that we have endured from the looney left over the last 8 years is just they way of working up their nerve to take violent action next time...

What the left cannot win at the ballot box they will take by violence...

Lazarus, FreeConservatives 32 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Abysses
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Quote# 15261

(regarding marijuana)

It is far worse than alcohol, in that it is an open door to demons.

Aimiel, theology online 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 15266

Homosexuality and homosexual sin is what it is no matter the gender of its' participants. (ie. lesbian sex is not really a different offence than sex between two men. They are parallel.) You could start toying with the idea of homosexual sin tonight if you accidentally even happen to peruse some sort of gay internet pornography. Toy with it long enough, let the idea go from mere curiosity to a habit and then to an obsession, and you can fall hook line and sinker for the carrot that was sparked by something quite small.

[Left by a commenter, not Parableman]

Nan, Parableman 31 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15267

I mean when they say America guarantees free speech. Yeah to Americans. NOT people who come over from other countries and burn our flag, spit on our land and commit crimes then run back to their country. Or..............just come over here and blast our way of life.

For THEM free speech doesn't apply.....

CaiperLane, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 15269

[You think that science doesn't know what "truth" is?]

sure they know. but when it come to the heart they are as dishonest as Saddam. and to give credence to the flood...shakes head...... just won't happen no matter the evidence.been to several Dino finds like dinosaur national monument in the Colo/Utah border and those Dino's were also caught in a flood. the whole landscape out in Wyoming on the west side is a gigantic floodplain of twisted shapes of mud and such and you can see it driving down I-80 plain as day but it had nothing to do with Noah's flood, just gets splained away.sad really

koti123, Harmony Central 22 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 15270

To me the middle ground has always been safer. I can be a believer in creationism and still believe in a plausible version of evolution, yet a Darwinist cannot acknowledge that creationism may be valid because it would disprove his or her “faith”. Let’s face it, Darwin was wrong.

HockeyRocker, Harmony Central 32 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 15271

I dont know if a lot of you read the news but according to what I have read on foxnews and cnn the muslims in Iraq and other areas, especially Al-Qaeda want to claim a war against those of the cross. Well I say bring it on. These people want a holy war then lets give them one. Let's remind them what it is like to be in a holy war against Christianity. Let's give the Muslims flashbacks to the days of the Crusades.

If any of you feel the same way I do then feel free to message me and maybe we can get a group together to stand united and answer these people. Let's find out if they have enough balls to go all the way. I know I am more than willing to ...... let's get it on!

Vincent, MySpace blog post 51 Comments [9/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15212

5 cents a day is wrong and so is agreeing to work there. if i lived in a 3rd world country i'd grow my own food and build my own shack. fuck the factory.

Mike, Myspace 41 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15213

[Replying to this silly ID cartoon called <a href="http://www.kids4truth.com/watchmaker/watch.html" target="_blank">The Watchmaker</a>]

I think they did an awesome job.

[Later in the same thread.]

My background is in mathematics and statistics, I know bs when I see it, and Dick [Richard Dawkins] is a cesspool of it.

brennin, Christian Forums 32 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 15215


MUMBO JUMBO. This is a Christian Forum, not a science forum, so I was giving a YEC view of dinosuars in the Ark. All the animals would have fit. It has been throroughly researched and documented. Besides this is what the Bible declares, so it is true. All the animals after their kinds were taken in the ark. This is what happened according to God. Call him a liar if you will, but I chose to believe.


Floodnut, Christian Forums 43 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK
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Quote# 15216

[Why do you accept the bible then with no scientific backing for the core claims? Where's the "scientific integrity" in that?]


Huh? Why do you love your wife without scientific backing for the core claims of your wedding vows? Where's the "scientific integrity" in that?

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 36 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15217

[Name a proof of god.]



Name a proof of God? Look around, Tim. Go to the zoo. Put a lion next to an elephant, and those next to a giraffe, and those next to an gorilla, and explain again how they evolved from a common ancestor. And do it straight-faced. Then read Romans 1.

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 38 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15218


If you're a Christian, BT, you would know that homosexuals aren't born that way because God wouldn't create an abomination unto Himself. That tells me exactly where you are with your knowledge of the Word. You defy it anyway, so I guess it really doesn't matter. Because you believe that God created you to stick your carrot into another man's gastrointestinal tract. Wow. That's really interesting.

WayTruthLife, Baptist Watch 44 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 15221

[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.

Captain Planet '08 :), Myspace 194 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Seth
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Quote# 15222

Many evolutionists and atheists alike have - throughout history - shunned Scripture and the lessons learned therein by claiming that Creation Science isn't testable, repeatable, observable, and so forth. As this is true about certain aspects of Creation Science, this is also true about certain aspects of Evolutionary "Science". One cannot deny the overwhelming amounts of assumptions and un-justifiable dedications that materialists demonstrate.

Jonathan Sampson, drdino.com 27 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15223

Carl - as with many other evolutionists - have a very difficult case bringing scientific evidence against the Bible/Creation Message, and the advocates of Scripture.

Jonathan Sampson, drdino.com 25 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15224

Though modern science rejects creationism, which holds that the human race can be traced to a talking snake and a spare human rib, Hovind stresses it requires even more faith to believe in evolution.

He notes evolution’s failure to explain the origins of gravity or the reason why man has yet to see evidence to support the theory.

But Hovind says his aim is greater than disproving evolution. He believes students indoctrinated with modern science will eventually lose their fear in God and possibly be prone to breaking common laws. Conscience and a sophisticated understanding of the human condition is not enough.

“Hitler killed the Jews because he thought they hadn’t evolved far enough,” Hovind said. “The lion kills the zebra, and evolution teaches kids that they are animals. So how are they going to understand right from wrong?”

Kent Hovind, Stupidevilbastard.com 50 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer
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Quote# 15227

[Defending the faith]

What has thinking for yourself ever got you? I equate that to living in a dark room: "Hurray! I am thinking for myself... now what..."

AB, Debating Christianity 49 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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