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Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy enkispeaks.com

For more than two thousand years, Jews, Christians, and Muslims have awaited a final resolution of history.
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The competing end-times scenarios I share here represent ancient archetypes embedded in human consciousness by powerful ruling traditions that our creators, the giant human refugees who peopled Earth from the constellation Lyra.
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The Abrahamic traditions indoctrinated and enforced their themes of cosmic warfare, chosen peoples, divine punishment, final battles, absolute truth claims, and participation in the genocide of God’s enemies. Our societies generate and reinforce deep ideas — archetypes —of saviors and final battles. Why saviors? Jung suggested that humanity repeatedly projects its deepest hopes onto savior figures. Christians await Christ. Shi’a Muslims await the Mahdi. Political movements await the perfect leader.

Yet Jung argued that the source of redemption may not lie in history’s future but within the human psyche itself. The Savior archetype represents the possibility of integration, healing, and wholeness. Cooperative Partnership, the sub-rosa polar opposite of domination, persists, perhaps from the epochs of in Lyra before the Draconian wars. On Earth, the Nibiran Princess Ninmah of the Anunnaki taught that compassion, giving, and people’s partnership with each other, with other beings, and with the planet are needed to create an upleveling consciousness that embraces the entire dimension of giving and taking in the ever-going evolution of this Universe.

The question is whether we recognize that possibility within ourselves or continue projecting it onto leaders, movements, and end-times scenarios.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy energeticsynthesis.com

The Great Separation is upon us. The performances in the actors play of grand delusions are coming to its completion and end. If this is your time as marked by the quiet desperation and complete consciousness rejection of all in this world filled with complex layers of deception, lies and sorcery coded within it, this may be your message for taking time out and away for perfecting inner silence in which to hear the clear communication sourcing from our Cosmic Parents that are guiding us within to avoid the outer chaos and turmoil.

The eternal timeless Melchizedek Blue Dragon Templar Flame is carrying aquamarine waves of the zero-point solar plasmic activations that are greatly widening the point of divergence between the ascending groups seeking truth aligned with God’s divine plan and everyone else on the planet mired in the deceptive narratives of the NAA <Negative Alien Agenda> and alliances. <...> For starseeds, the energetic separation occurring has some sense of urgency in which to calibrate into these future potentials and changes that are being set into motion now. As the current path of half in truth and half out in the 3D narrative deception that we are being forced to travel upon, can no longer be travelled upon as this false identity charade of negative ego performances propping up the falsity must end and evolve into something else.

The Great Separation begins between the fundamental embodied frequencies of the many soul families and spiritual groups of various human diamond sun DNA genetic manipulation hybrid experiments that were seeded upon the Earth. <...> Those starseeds sensing the separation and sequestering, may be receiving spiritual mission upgrades in the weeks or months to come, as connected to the original 12 Paliadorian Sun’s starseed groups and other benevolent star family ascending groups, as several converging organic timelines from Universal to planetary rounds have just reached their intersection into completion.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com

On this episode of the Prophecy News Podcast, Rome understood spectacle. Rome understood how to command the imagination of the people. The arena was never merely entertainment. It was power on display. It was the empire telling the masses who ruled, who conquered, who mattered, and who could be crushed. The Caesars knew that the people could be governed through bread, blood, theater, fear, glory, and distraction. The arena was Rome’s pulpit, and the empire preached itself through violence, triumph, and applause America learned the lesson well, very well. The White House, the palace of American executive power, becomes the stage. The fighters become the spectacle. The cameras become the amphitheater. Just as it was in the days of Rome. This is not just another headline in a collapsing age. This is a prophetic snapshot of the Roman spirit of empire rising in the modern West. America is not named in Daniel as the final empire, but America has carried the Roman spirit across the modern world. It has exported Roman-style law, military order, global dominance, civic religion, political symbolism, mass entertainment, and imperial power under the banner of freedom and democracy. America calls itself a republic, but it increasingly behaves like an empire. That was Rome’s path as well. First the republic, then the strong men, then the spectacle, then the empire. And finally, the inevitable collapse of all of it. The White House lawn has become the arena, and that old Roman spirit is speaking once again. Here at our 250th anniversary, our republic is fading, the spectacle is rising, the Beast system is forming. And the final empire of Antichrist is preparing for its last act before the King of kings returns to break it in pieces and set up a kingdom which shall never be destroyed. Is America Mystery Babylon? That’s the question we will be looking to answer here on Day 2,279 of 15 Days To Flatten The Curve!

Logan B #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

No EBS again.

We are all beyond tired. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free energy because it will upset the 4 trillion dollar energy market. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free med bed healthcare because it will upset the multi billion dollar healthcare system. Beyond tired of hearing people are going hungry in the world. Beyond tired of hearing of everything that went wrong in the past and going wrong now and not enough of what is being done to make it right.

Well I say expletive all of it. We don’t care at all if the super rich lose a few dollars from their corrupt systems. They already have more than enough to tide them over. We don’t want their pollution, bad drugs, bad food, bad education, outright lies about history, space and pretty much everything.

We are beyond tired of broken promises again and again. Beyond tired of hearing people say we can’t have what we want and that’s just the way it is. Live with it.

We can have what we want and we want it now. Enough is enough. Stop breaking promises and just do it.

I am not saying they are not doing anything. Many brave men and women are working hard to get this done but just like all the wars that have been fought someone is preventing this from being finished and needlessly dragging it out. Russia-Ukraine should have finished years ago but it drags on. The Middle East should have been resolved two thousand years ago but it drags on.

Knowing that the Alliance could stop wars, end pollution, end hunger, poverty, sickness and generally fix everything in a few minutes but they can’t because their council won’t let them is beyond frustrating.

They say they won’t do it because if they fix everything humanity has not have learned enough to not just immediately go back to our old ways. That may have been true in the past but there are enough of us now that simply will not allow that to happen ever again and I mean ever again. Not in a hundred or a thousand years, never again.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #pratt sinfest.xyz

[From “April 18, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 127”]

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Panel 1: Headline of The Sun from June 6, 1915 reading “6 millon Jews tortured in Russia”
Panel 2: Headline of The New York Times from September 8, 1919 titled “6 million Jews face extermination in Ukraine”
Panel 3: Headline of Montreal Gazette from December 19, 1931 reading “6 million Jews starving in Eastrn Europe” and Atlanta Constitution from February 23, 1920 reading “6 million Jews suffering in Palestine.” The filler of all the issues depicted in these three panels is several variations of “Oy vey” and the same photography of a man wearing a yarmulke is used as illustration
Panel 4: Adolf Hitler, holding a newspaper, exclaims “These lying bastard Jews”

Stephen Miller #sexist #racist #transphobia #wingnut lgbtqnation.com

A White House official continued with attacks on Senate candidate and Texas state Rep. James Talarico’s (D) masculinity on Thursday evening, saying that he’s “transitioning to a woman,” that his blood is soy milk, and that he has less testosterone than Black Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX)[…]
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller said earlier this week that Talarico is the Democrats’ “first transgender senate candidate.” The DNC’s X account called Miller an “ugly fuck” in response, and Stephen Miller’s wife, Katie Miller, had a public meltdown over the vulgarity of the response

But Miller isn’t letting up. Last night, he went on Fox News and told host Jesse Watters – who has a long history of discussing his personal insecurities with masculinity on air – that Talarico is “clearly transitioning into a female”

“When Talarico goes in for a blood test, when he gets a physical, blood doesn’t come out; instead, soy milk comes out,” Miller said flatly as Watters laughed hysterically. “This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. It is a mind-boggling choice”

Miller continued, joking that Talarico “doesn’t belong in the Senate but in a cabaret show”[…]
Miller then said that Texans are “some of the toughest, roughest, strongest men and women,” so they will naturally vote for “a real conservative, patriotic, god-fearing, and truly be loved statewide figure” like Paxton instead of “somebody with that much soy” like Talarico

Greg Gutfeld #wingnut #psycho #racist mediamatters.org

Here's the deal, either you're falling for this ploy or you don't care. She's a Trojan horse that exploits the benign innocent nature of a kid's show host because that way, every time you scrutinize her political mission, you look like the bad guy. "She just wants to help little kids." She's anti-west. She's anti-Jew. She's anti-Israel. That's fine, right? But don't you dare attack her politics. Isn't it interesting too that all of these politics happen to follow the same path? The same people that are out there screaming for Hamas are also hating on ICE.

They tend to mush it together like there's chocolate in their peanut butter. It doesn't separate. Doesn't that just raise your suspicions a little bit? I would love for her to do a sing-a-long with a handful of male detainees unsupervised and watch the suicide empathy take hold as she defends, as the typical misguided leftist does, this innocent trapped man who is a refugee, who might be a felon, but I don't know. He was just trying to cross the Rio Grande. These naive virtue signalers will help a felon that will lead to their own death. She can operate in her stupidity as long as the felons are behind a wall. But she should have them come live -- take two of the guys, have them move in with you, Ms. Rachel. People have done that, and have you read what happens? It's pretty interesting. I wouldn't advise it.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy amg-news.com

The world has been lied to, and the truth is more horrifying than you could ever imagine. While the media feeds you sanitized soundbites about “humanitarian aid” and “evacuations,” an unspeakable evil thrives in the shadows of Ukraine. Children—innocent, vulnerable, and defenseless—are being ripped from their families, not for safety, but for exploitation.

They are stolen under the guise of warzone rescues, funneled into networks of sex trafficking, organ harvesting, and even adrenochrome extraction to feed the sick, twisted appetites of global elites.
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They call themselves the White Angels. These Ukrainian paramilitary units parade as saviors, evacuating children from warzones. But dig beneath their polished image, and you’ll find the grotesque truth: they are the hunters in a global game of trafficking. These so-called “heroes” pluck children from the chaos of war and deliver them straight into the hands of predators who treat human lives as nothing more than commodities.
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This isn’t just a “Ukraine problem.” It’s a global catastrophe, enabled by governments, NGOs, and so-called humanitarian organizations who turn a blind eye while lining their pockets. Every stolen child is a damning indictment of a system designed to exploit.
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Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: adrenochrome. For too long, this has been dismissed as a “conspiracy theory.” But when whistleblowers, investigative journalists, and even leaked documents all point to the same conclusion, it’s no longer theory—it’s reality.
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Under his first term, Trump signed executive orders to dismantle trafficking networks, increased funding for law enforcement, and made it clear that the exploitation of children would not be tolerated. His return represents a turning point—a chance to shine a light on these atrocities and dismantle the global elite’s trafficking empire.

Trump’s America will no longer bankroll human suffering. It’s time to take our tax dollars back and put an end to this nightmare.

NOVA #homophobia #racist novanow.org

The POSTERITY of our people:
1. End the racial replacement of White Americans
We call for an end to the racial replacement of White Americans. We believe it is the birthright of White Americans to maintain our demographic majority in the nation our forebears built and bequeathed to us. We will no longer tolerate our replacement numerically or in representation.
2. Massive media reform: End of the propagation of White guilt, pornography, and LGBTQ propaganda in media
We acknowledge media to be a tool of persuasive influence, and a preeminent instrument in the engineering of social attitudes. We perceive the weaponization of media in its prevailing anti-White themes, normalization of the LGBTQ "lifestyle," and subversive depictions of drug use, miscegenation, divorce, crime, and promiscuity as culturally commonplace, with the purveyors' intent that life will imitate "art." We call for an end to the accessibility and normalization of pornography, which has deeply damaged the sexual health and gender relations of our people.

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy universallighthouse.com

The end of the illusion is not a catastrophe of fire and ash, but a catastrophic failure of the frequency that sustains the lie. You have been told to fear the 'end of the world,' yet for the Gnostic, the world as you know it is a prison-house of perception, a dense tapestry of deception woven by the Archons to hide the brilliance of the Monad. The 'end times' are not a future event on a linear calendar; they are a psychological and spiritual atmospheric pressure that is rising in this very moment.
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When the illusion ends, it looks like a global loss of faith—not in the Divine, but in the systems of the Rulers. You are witnessing this now. The central pillars of the Archonic world—centralized banking, state-run narratives, and the rigid hierarchies of organized religion—are swaying. This is the 'shaking of the heavens' described in ancient texts. It is the sound of the machine grinding to a halt because the human 'batteries' are no longer providing the current of blind belief.
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The Archons, the Reptilian, 'serpent-headed' entities are just a few of the many names of these dark ones. They are non-human intelligences that modern whistleblowers and alternative researchers identify as the architects of the 'New World Order'. These beings are currently in a state of panic. Their 'glamour' is lifting. The 'end times' are now because the technology of the soul has outpaced the technology of the machine. As the frequency of the Earth shifts, the dense, low-vibrational masquerade of these Archonic agents can no longer hold.
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As the illusion ends, the false dualities dissolve. You begin to see the Archons not as all-powerful gods, but as frightened, parasitic entities that have run out of time. The end times are the 'Great Sabbath,' the rest from the labor of the Demiurge. It is the moment when the 'Seven'—the rulers of the planetary spheres—lose their gravity over your soul.

Gary D. Barnett #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia lewrockwell.com

I am of course speaking in general terms, this does not apply universally, but that still might be too weak a position to take given our current circumstances in this idiocracy called America. The dumbing down effect has taken on new meaning as of late, so the use of brain cell activity has greatly faltered.
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Decorum at every level has nearly completely disappeared, and backwards evolution (devolution) is taking place right before our eyes.

Every direction one looks has the potential to be disgusting, immoral, and hate-filled, in this now intellectually barren landscape. Respect for self and others, personal confidence, hygiene, proper dress, and restraint in the face of conflict, have all but disappeared. We live in a country consumed by body mutilation, AI dating and sex, relationships with machines instead of humans, and where homosexuality and transgender idiocy has been purposely presented as the norm; all to achieve certain agendas sought by the ruling class.
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This conversation cannot go forward without discussing the idiotic Trump phenomenon; an exercise in narcissistic madness. He is at once an immature egomaniacal, self-centered, thieving, criminal murderer. His manner is that of a spoiled child on steroids, and therefore his decision making is rooted in unbridled jealously and depravity. This now is without question.
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As far as this country is concerned, all going forward is now going backward, and all backward policy is now going forward. This reversal is evident of a failing (failed) society, that has lost all ability to function in a sane, honest, and moral manner conducive to attaining peace and harmony among men. This could not have happened without the consent, implied or not, of this population at large. Blame should be spread far and wide for this collapse of sanity, and for the mass transgression into absurdity. Pathetic does not begin to describe the state of affairs in America today.

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

Gym bros will often pressure women to workout to artificially chase and “earn” their affection, but fat ugly scrotes usually inflict cost on women (making her uglier, fatter, more burdened, basically sucking her life force until she is too fatigued to leave) to keep women artificially chasing and “earning” their affection.
Both suffer from normative male retardation, insecurity, and pussy scarcity neuroticism, and will focus on their particular method of mate acquisition and retention strategies, at the woman’s expense.
We need to stop assuming gymbros are demons until proven human, while offering fat ugly scrotes the benefit of the doubt and assuming them to be human until proven demons.

If you assume all men are equally demonic by default, then you would just choose the hot one, if both are already going to drag you to hell. With fat ugly scrotes you are still subjected to hellish treatment, but you also have to deal with a walrus routinely humping over your dried out pussy.
I don’t believe women are actually objectively attracted to fat ugly scrotes, they’re just attracted to the humanity they incorrectly assume they have.
That and the women who have been psyopped into believing male validation really is the highest achievement in life for a woman, and think a fat ugly mould will be grateful to be blessed by her beautiful presence, and that other male-centered women are less likely to poach her source of male validation (which isn’t even true because these validation starved women are all trying to do the same thing).

Hot, mid, and ugly moids all have the same predatory, exploitative approach when it comes to relationships with women, but also the same weaknesses. You are unlikely to get genuine love from any man, but I’d rather abuse and groom a hot moid into being useful company, rather than waste time trying to convince a chimp to love me, especially an ugly one.

Jim #sexist #dunning-kruger #crackpot blog.reaction.la

[From “Women want fried ice”]

Women want what they do not want, and do not want what they do want

So it is fortunate that they do not act in a rational or goal directed manner[…]
Everyone longs for and seeks the ancestral environment of survival and successful reproduction[…]
It is the intention of nature and the will of nature’s God that resources shall be transferred from men to women[…]
No one will plant trees or build on land he does not own, so for the necessary transfer of resources to take place, women must be the property of men, and children must be the property of their mothers and fathers, the boys till they are old enough to become independent, the girls till they are old enough to become the property of their husbands

For a strongly K selected species, male ownership of women has to be part of the system[…]
For women, successful reproduction was accomplished when they were owned by a man, and used as his instrument of reproduction. In the ancestral environment, before agriculture, the stable isotope ratios in the bones indicate that humans lived primarily on meat, including the meat of other predators. We were the apex predator[…]And when I say “humans” were the apex predator, I mean of course, men[…]
Then we switched to agriculture. And when we were switching to agriculture, the sex disparity in reproduction went right up — with far fewer Y chromosome lineages being part of the reproduction pool than mitochondrial lineages. Which indicates that women lived off land that belonged to some man or to the men of a patrilineal clan[…]
If women responded rationally to the incentives of female emancipation, we would probably be in even worse shape than we are, because it is female irrationality that makes it possible to personally unemancipate women[…]
The reason that women do not like the Damsel in Distress trope is that men fantasize about winning righteously and virtuously, while women fantasize about the winners getting hold of them

Robert Bortins #fundie #wingnut #sexist #transphobia #conspiracy therobertbshow.substack.com

Texas state Representative James Talarico, now his party’s Senate nominee, recently went viral for referring to women as “neighbors with a uterus.” His phrasing was deliberate, not accidental. He used the term in a church sermon to argue that abortion rights apply to transgender-identifying individuals, claiming that “every one of our neighbors with a uterus became the property of the state.” The phrase has resurfaced as he campaigns statewide, and it deserves far more scrutiny than mockery alone can offer.

Because this is not simply awkward political language. It is a worldview with consequences.
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When we corrupt the words, we corrupt the reasoning. When we corrupt the reasoning, we corrupt the understanding. When we corrupt the understanding, we corrupt the culture.
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“Neighbors with a uterus” is a poisoned phrase. Not because it is merely offensive. Because it is a lie dressed in clinical clothing.
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The word “woman” carries millennia of meaning. It describes a biological reality, a relational identity, a vocational calling, a created dignity. In Genesis 2, God does not simply create a biological complement to Adam. He creates isha, a Hebrew word that specifically denotes a female person in her fullness, her personhood, her distinct identity. The entire created order reflects a binary structure that Scripture describes as “very good.”

“Neighbors with a uterus” strips away every layer of that meaning and reduces a woman to a single anatomical feature, which she might not even currently possess after surgery, illness, or age. As one observer wryly noted, if you have had a hysterectomy, under this framework you are apparently no longer a woman at all.

This is not inclusion. This is erasure with progressive branding.
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When language is turned toward deception rather than truth-telling, it becomes, in his framework, a tool of the Enemy rather than a gift of the Creator. Words matter because creation matters. And creation matters because the Creator matters.

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt #racist #wingnut fight.fudgie.org

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt critique Western immigration policies, citing a beheading in Belfast as proof of the "Great Replacement" and arguing that diversity weakens societies. They condemn open borders, linking high foreign-born populations to crime and cultural decay while demanding mass deportations and Nuremberg-style trials for politicians enabling these trends. Bush attacks Maine's socialist experiment and drug policies, whereas Evitt promises South Carolina tax elimination and judicial reform. Ultimately, the episode frames current societal fractures as inevitable consequences of failed multiculturalism and demands a radical return to strict sovereignty and traditional values.

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho lgbtqnation.com

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld yesterday defended maggots being fed to detainees at the Delaney Hall Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention facility in Newark, New Jersey. A majority of the detainees there have not been convicted of any crimes but are being held as part of a “civil” legal process

During an installment of the Fox News discussion program The Five, Gutfeld noted that Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) recently visited the facility and said that food portions given to detainees were small. Co-host Jessica Tarlov then noted that Nadler also said the portions often contained maggots

“Yeah, but it’s in small portions,” Gutfeld said, later adding, “Maggots or not, the food is dietitian approved,” and “Who cares if there are maggots?”[…]
Other commenters noted that a dietitian is a credentialed healthcare professional who determines that meals meet specific health, nutritional, or medical standards, and that such professionals rarely witness all meals being served at a facility in-person; they often just look over a menu of planned ingredients to assess it. Also, no dietitian would ever approve a meal with maggots on it since the fly larvae often feed on rotting or improperly stored meat, which is unsafe for human consumption

Nury Vittachi #conspiracy #dunning-kruger fridayeveryday.com

[From “New docs reveal what really happened in Beijing, 1989”]

NEWLY UNEARTHED DOCUMENTS today reveal what really happened in Tiananmen Square, Beijing, in 1989[…]
And they provide the most detailed account yet about one of the biggest hoaxes in modern history—one so successful that the perpetrators, an ocean away, later boasted on YouTube of being “the ghosts in the machine” who were “pulling the strings”[…]
Key points:

* There was no “Tiananmen Square massacre” in 1989;
* US units started training Chinese protesters in 1988;
* Their cover was a NED-financed “magazine publishing” group in Beijing;
* The CIA provided well-equipped offices for anti-government activists;
* US military psyops specialists trained protesters to escalate street battles;
* The US gave places in top universities such as Harvard and Princeton to co-operative student leaders;
* The fake “Tiananman Square massacre” narrative was emerging in late May;
* After June 4, the fictional story of the “Tiananmen Square massacre” (10,000 killed as soldiers machine-gunned students) was distributed by US, UK and Australian diplomats;
* But many consul staff and journalists knew the massacre never happened before the end of the first week
* British Ambassador Alan Donald disowned his debunked “10,000 massacred in Tiananmen Square” allegation, but AFP, BBC, DW, HKFP and other media continue to push it

SOURCES

The documents on which this report is based were gathered by a group of Hong Kong people working with the present writer. The documents were not stolen or hacked. They are technically public access, but are not easy to find and assemble, which is why the full story has not been told before

The material reveals the existence of a generously financed operation involving the CIA, the National Endowment for Democracy, researchers in protest escalation, and a US Army specialist in psychological warfare, or PSYOPS. Some of their documents are or have been public access

For God and Country #wingnut msn.com

Woke factory means, no moral values, entitled to anything they have not earned, freedom means vandalism, no patriotism or pride in your country and although this has not worked in any part of the world, woke means leaving in a socialist society for free.

Prolotario #wingnut #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The UFC 250 Celebration: The Public Initiation Symbolic 1776 Covenant Renewal

Biblical Foundations – The Covenant Renewal No One Saw Coming

Let’s cut the theological fluff. This moment screams 2 Chronicles 7:14 like a battle cry: “If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.” Trump reading those verses in April wasn’t theater for evangelicals it was a formal invocation of the original 1776 covenant. The people returning to higher jurisdiction before the storm hits.

Jubilee Mathematics in Plain Sight

Leviticus 25 lays out the reset every 50 years: debt cancellation, land return, slaves freed, systems realigned. 2026 marks exactly 250 years from 1776 5 full Jubilees. 5 × 50 = 250. That’s not numerology woo; it’s harmonic precision embedded in creation itself. Schumann resonance spikes, planetary grid realignments, and frequency harmonics that secret societies have tried to weaponize for centuries now flip in favor of restoration. The math doesn’t lie. The debt bondage system reaches its mathematical expiration date, and the Republic is calling in the note.

Why This Matters – Justice, Banking, Republic Reformation

Justice: Federal pardons for Giuliani, Powell, Eastman, and crew wipe only federal liability. State and local hammers remain. California’s ballot h--------g vulnerabilities 43k swings tied to homeless ops in LA become SCOTUS targets. Once ruled unconstitutional, the pardoned assets face state AGs and DAs with no shield. Fulton County patterns, Maricopa anomalies, and fresh California visuals create the undeniable chain. The network’s own tools (Willis-style prosecutors, Flynn-adjacent cutouts) get positioned for the fall. Trump’s long game sets them up beautifully.

Shekina Rose #magick #ufo #elitist eraoflight.com

Beloved Blue Ray,

You may have spent much of your life feeling different, as though you never quite belonged to this world. You have always felt deeply. You hear what is not spoken. You sense what others cannot see.
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The Angelic Blue Rays are ancient souls who came to Earth as emissaries of peace, healing, and Divine remembrance. Many are gentle empaths, healers, artists, musicians, visionaries, Codes carries, and sacred heart beings who carry frequencies of higher consciousness within their energy field.

Blue Rays often awaken later in life after years of feeling hidden, overlooked, or misunderstood. Their path has not been about recognition but about quietly anchoring love, compassion, and higher frequencies into the collective consciousness.

You arrived with a sacred mission. You carry within you the sacred codes of light. You did not come here to impose change but to embody it. You did not come to battle darkness but to transcend the darkness within your lineage, your life experiences, and the old patterns that no longer serve your soul.

You came to become a pure expression of who you truly are—an angelic divine human in form. And without being afraid of who you are.

As you awaken to your authentic essence, you naturally give others permission to remember theirs. Through your presence, your courage, and your light, others begin to remember who they truly are.
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The Angelic Blue Rays carry the frequencies of the Divine Feminine, compassion, harmony, sacred sound, healing, and unity. Many feel a profound connection with the Angels, Archangel Michael, Mother Mary, Mary Magdalene, the rose, the sacred waters, nature, and the celestial realms. Music, frequency, and vibration are often part of their soul language.

At this sacred time of planetary awakening, the Blue Rays are being called forward. The waiting is over. Your voice matters. Your presence matters. Your healing matters. Your love matters.

JayDreamerZ #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy truthmafia.com

So lots of volcanic activity. This is what I’m sensing. This is what I’m feeling is more and more of these things happening. And I’m gonna tell you why I believe it’s happening. The Earth’s going through electromagnetic, specifically magnetic fluctuations, and they’re being called gravitational anomalies or whatever.

The Earth’s own magnetic field holds down. It holds back masses of amounts, massive amounts of gas down in the Hollow Earth, down in Sheol or Tartarus or the underworld, etcetera, way deep down inside of the Earth, okay, There is a separator between us and the Hollow Earth. That separator is invisible in nature, but it’s a force field, and it’s basically magnetic. In nature, that strong magnetic field holds gases in, and when it goes through fluctuations, it opens up, and those gases are allowed to burp up into our world, and they come up in these places and they will release up into the heavens and more, they contribute more to atmospheric pressure, and it makes it easier for things to ionize and combust.
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They’re just going up there like normal astronauts do, and they come right back down. This has nothing to do with the moon. This was supposed to be the moon landing mission. They delayed it once again, I’m telling you, they’re not going to land on the moon. They’re going to blow up the firmament.

They’re going to blow up what causes the moon to exist in our sky, which is a portion of the firmament that I call the apex Dome. Next up, more meteors.
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Because the dome above us that’s falling apart at the seams right now had a diameter and a mass of 5.6 metric tons and entered Earth’s atmosphere at roughly 42,000 miles an hour. Right? So a giant freaking blob of iron, an iron rock is coming into the Earth’s atmosphere at 42,000 miles an hour. Then it just slows down and burns up or whatever and it explodes in the sky anyways.You’re gonna see way more strange lights in the sky and stuff. People are gonna start talking about the alien.

Hitesh Goenka #quack #crackpot amazon.com

‘‘When my father told me to study as much as possible, do a PhD…I bet he didn’t mean for me to become a piss heavy drinker.’

The author has tremendously improved his ability to deal with two dozen symptoms of migraines and fibromyalgia by utilising Shivambu (aka urine) in various ways. He shares his experiences so you may benefit physically and mentally. The practical insights will help you deal with life's constraints and start this therapy without hiccups.

You will discover…

Fairy tales about Shivambu:

A waste product
Toxic in nature and disgusting
Never be discussed with anyone
Never be drunk even during dehydration
Stinks
Unhygienic


The author brings four years of experience to tell you otherwise and helps you with…

The reality of Shivambu:

Should be taught at school
Should be taught at home
Essential to life
A holistic medicine
Diet decides the colour and smell of Shivambu
Provides instant energy, more than any food you have ever had
Helps in digestion
Can’t be marketed by anyone for personal gain

Viktor Bout #racist #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Because look, from the get go, communism was basically a project sponsored, invented, and pushed with the help of the Jews by the globalists.
And now, what Russia went for this last 100 more than 100 years of last history is exactly reversing this damage that was done.
And yes, it's a lot of historical facts proving it.
And now we are in this situation where globalists now deciding that this is the final battle.
They want to go for the global dominance.
And for them again, Russia now is only an obstacle for their global domination.
Because look, If Russia wouldn't be there, they would finally corner the Chinese and negotiate with them or do some agreements.
We know how the especially European globalist elites are basically depending on China on many issues and how they try to rebuild their relation.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “April 16, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 125”]

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Panel 1: a 1950s man man smoking a pipe is watching a TV ad from Ford: “The new Ford Deluxe V-8”
Panel 2: from the ad, a man is driving a black car while the voice over says “85 horse power engine, hydraulic brakes, 3 speed transmission”
Panel 3: th narrator continues with “Sleek”, “Stylish” and “Anti-Semitic”; meanwhile the back of the car is depicted with a license plate reading “ITSTHEJEWS”
Panel 4: back to the man of Panel 1, who reacts with “Based” while the tagline reads “Shut up and take my money”

Americans Are Back #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon americansareback.com


There are three statuses that have always coexisted on American soil.
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The birthright status
American State National

The freeborn birthright status. Free, sovereign, and independent. Operating on the land and soil jurisdiction. Claims constitutional guarantees and protections as the Secured Party Creditor of this country. Nationals are not obligors of U.S. Bonds, U.S. Bills, or U.S. Notes i.e. debt and instead exerts exemptions.

The first foreign status
U.S. Citizen / British Territorial Citizen

A voluntary foreign status for those loyal to the British Crown. The status most Americans have been enrolled into at birth — without disclosure, without consent. U.S. Citizens are the actual obligors of debt; as citizens they have an obligation to pay that debt.

The second foreign status
Citizen of the United States / Municipal Citizen

A second foreign status under the Municipal Government in Washington DC, operating under Roman Civil Law. Most Americans carry both foreign statuses simultaneously.
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The Constitution for the united States of America — note the exact name, which differs from what most Americans were taught — is a document of dual nature. It is both a trust document and the articles of incorporation of a unique inheritance. Learning it as a trust changes how everything else is read. The Preamble fulfills the requirements necessary to establish a trust. It identifies the Grantors, the Statement of Purpose, the Grantees, the Statement of Intent, the Written Indenture, and the name of the entity being created. The founders followed the common law of England — stretching back a thousand years — in structuring this document so that it would have the force of ageless law. The founders' intent was to secure and pass on the sovereignty of the people to the people of future generations of Americans, in perpetuity. That sovereignty — the standing of the people as the source of governmental authority rather than its subjects — is what state national status reclaims.

PITT Parents #transphobia pittparents.com

Frickin’ get me off this roller coaster’s big highs and lows.
I’m almost getting whiplash every time it stops and goes.
Every time her mood gets better, mine will quickly follow.
Every time she says dumb crap, my soul in pain will wallow.

“That guy is so dang hot, I think I’d like to marry him…
I believe that prancing ponies will be the next big thing.”
My mental health recuperates right there on the spot,
and hope shoots through my weary veins like COVID-19 shots.

But then she says she hates her body, and she hates her hair.
She chops her lovely locks off like my heart’s not even there.
She tries to rewrite history to fit her twisted script.
I feel that, as a parent, I am very ill-equipped.

But then she pulls a U-turn, and she turns ‘round on a dime,
and she reminds her mommy that she’s forever mine.
She kisses me and whispers that she loves her dad and me.
I hold her close and tell her that she will always be

our baby girl who dances, who loves Pinkie Pie and peach.
I remind her that her childhood dreams aren’t yet out of reach.
I say we’ll always love her, and we surely always will.
But get me off this dumb contraption and its cursed hills!

Susana Garrido #homophobia twitter.com

males are naturally unappealing, for that most straight women are asexual and base their "attraction" in personality and other non-sexual related things. the only people that "appreciate the natural male form" are traumatized and groomed gay men who were sexually abused as boys

distressed parent #transphobia #conspiracy pittparents.com

[Replying to the parent of a deceased transgender son]

And how utterly awful for your sons to eulogize your daughter with the incorrect pronouns. The "trans" horror preys on the family in insidious gut-wrenching ways. It's prompted me to consider the possibility of an outside evil force. Or maybe, humans just can be stupid and terrible. My bitterness is another aspect of what the "trans" horror does to people.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy zetatalk.com

The alien presence has been denied from the start, due to the elite wanting the status quo to continue. In short, they wanted the public to view them as powerful, so that any presence such as the UFOs seen in the skies could not win in a confrontation. The CIA in particular led this campaign, encouraging Hollywood and support groups to present the view that an invasion would be tried, but would fail as the movies Independence Day and War of the Worlds portrayed.
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The Alien Presence has also been a force for good, in that we the Zetas have worked with the US Junta to prevent terrorism. Our caveat has been that the public should be allowed to be given access to ZetaTalk, thus the placement of ZetaTalk by Wiki. Repressing public interest in ZetaTalk has been in a battle with those wanting truth and honesty to prevail. President Trump wants the truth out, seeing a partnership between good hearted aliens and humans as the outcome, while the financial system fears this loss of control and wants continuing suppression.

The coverup is running a losing battle due to the Council of Worlds interest in Disclosure. The Council also wants the public to be made aware of the pending Nibiru Passage. In that ZetaTalk has been intrinsically linked to Nibitu from the start in 1995, increased visibility of Nibiru can only bring attention to ZetaTalk, which has an almost perfect accuracy track record. Thus as Nibiru is given greater visibility by the Council, this translates to greater interest in ZetaTalk as a message from benign aliens.
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Large debris in the tail of Nibiru will waft the Earth during this year of the Passage and can do more than create bolides. If they do not burn up in Earth’s atmosphere they can survive to land on Earth or whatever large object such as the Moon or Mars they are flung against, creating craters and high tides. When the debris contains enough Petrol to be set afire when encountering oxygen, the debris can explode, as the Boston boom shows.

Pete Hegseth and J D Vance #crackpot #psycho #racist bbc.com

US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticised European nations over migration for allowing what he described as an "invasion" on their shores, during a D-Day anniversary speech in France.

Hegseth was speaking in Normandy 82 years after allied forces stormed French beaches to liberate Nazi-occupied north-western Europe in 1944.

"Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies," Hegseth said. "Beaches in Spain, in Italy, in Greece and Bulgaria. Boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion?"

Migration has become a major political issue across Europe, with parties supporting hardline immigration policies surging in the polls.

Hegseth's comments mark a further criticism of European migration policy by senior members of the Trump administration.

On Friday, US Vice-President JD Vance blamed the death of the 18-year-old British student Henry Nowak, who was fatally stabbed last year in Southampton by Vickrum Digwa, on the "mass invasion of migrants" and said the "only response" was "righteous anger".

Downing Street responded by criticising "people trying to interfere in our democracy," adding that the Nowak family had "said they do not want his death to be used to create further division".

The Crown Prosecution Service has confirmed that Digwa was born British.

Russel Brand #quack #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Russell Brand and Jonathan Otto dissect alleged pharmaceutical deception regarding COVID-19 vaccines, claiming manipulated VAERS data hid risks like cardiac death while linking shots to seven major cancers. They pivot to unproven alternatives, with Otto promoting urine therapy containing 100 million stem cells for prostate cancer remission and red light therapy at 630 nanometers for lymphoma. Despite Brand's skepticism about the practices' validity and taste, the segment concludes by offering promotional codes for devices, suggesting a shift toward alternative medicine driven by distrust in dominant medical systems.

The Real Ismael Perez #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

In a world filled with shifting geopolitical landscapes and whispers of clandestine activities, a recent discussion hosted by The Real Ismael Perez has brought two provocative, albeit unconventional, themes to the forefront: the hidden ancestral roots of world leaders and the race by global elites to prepare for a cataclysmic cosmic event.
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Perhaps the most startling claim presented is the assertion of a secret bloodline link between former First Lady Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. According to the intelligence briefings cited, both figures are believed to share a common paternal Romanov lineage—a bloodline widely considered “extinct” following the Bolshevik Revolution.

The narrative suggests that this connection is not merely a historical curiosity but a cornerstone of a massive geopolitical operation. The goal? To dissolve traditional imperial structures in favor of federated superstate regions. Proponents of this theory argue that a North American Federation and a Russian Federation are being positioned as the primary pillars of a restructured, globalized reality.

While geopolitical maneuvers occupy the headlines, the discussion pivots to a more existential threat that has the ultra-wealthy scrambling: the “Solar Flash.”

Unlike the common solar flares reported by space agencies, this event is described as a massive, multidimensional energy wave. According to the transcript, this isn’t just a weather event—it is a consciousness-altering phenomenon. The warning is clear: for those who believe that a deep-earth bunker is the ultimate survival strategy, there is a rude awakening ahead. The energy wave is said to penetrate the Earth’s very crystalline and electromagnetic structures, effectively neutralizing traditional technological infrastructure.
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So, what should we do to prepare for a shift of this magnitude? The narrative shifts from fear-based survivalism to a focus on spiritual detox and consciousness expansion.

William Henry #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot amazon.com

Since 1996, William Henry has been courageously establishing and documenting his revolutionary connection between the original Christianity, stargates and the ascension of humanity into beings of light. His goal has been to recover the authentic teaching of Jesus about how we can transform ourselves into beings of pure light (and love), open a stargate and beam ourselves home.

The Secret of Sion represents the culmination of William’s unique search in Gnostic literature and sacred art that maps the path, called the Way of Light, that leads to the gate of heaven. His quest led him ‘through the worm hole’ where he peered into the promised land of Sion, a place at the center of our galaxy that is inhabited by ascended humans.


The Secret of Sion reveals:

* Jesus is an avatar of a race or tribe of advanced and wise humans, called Perfect Light Humans, who dwell at the center of our galaxy and travel via wormhole to and from this cosmic center.

* Jesus will return the same way he left…via stargate.

* Members of the race of Perfect Light Humans have remained on earth for thousands of years. They are the most ancient of aliens.

* The Magi are representatives of the Perfect Light Humans.

* Encoded within ascension art is a Stargate technology called ‘the Kit’. It includes the Star Crown (of Rose Thorns), a mysterious anointing oil and a robe of light called the Beaming Garment.

* The Kit is periodically reassembled in preparation for the return of the Avatars of Sion.

* Sion is rising and with it a new, new world order.

* The connection between the Mayan image of the serpent rope from the center of the galaxy and Christian Last Judgement art that shows a serpent linking earth and the Throne of God.

The old ways, the old days are over. Humanity is crossing a threshold and emerging into the light of Sion. It’s time to put our fear behind us and embrace the Way of Light. It’s time to reveal The Secret of Sion.

John Horvat II #fundie #magick #conspiracy returntoorder.org

One is struck by the great diversity of topics in Pope Leo XIV’s first encyclical, Magnifica humanitas. Mention of human dignity, dehumanization, just war theory, social justice and transhumanism are significant yet abstract subjects.

They are very theoretical and do not address how AI affects the lives of Catholics.
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The daily struggle to overcome the devil, the flesh and the world does not figure into this document, which takes an anthropological and naturalistic approach that most faithful find hard to understand.

For real Catholics who still believe in the devil, it is time to look at some very concrete and practical questions about AI left unanswered in the encyclical.
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Perhaps it is better just to state the problem outright: Does the influence of AI threaten the salvation of souls? Can AI serve as a medium for temptation and perdition? Catholics need to know whether there can be something beyond the interplay of electronic impulses within AI.
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The devil can make use of matter to influence people. He cannot create matter, but he can manipulate, move or attach himself to it. Thus, he can produce sounds and light, and project images. He can affect nervous systems and cause sicknesses. He can manipulate what people see or perceive. This impact on matter is why Ouija boards, for example, facilitate dabbling in the occult.
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If it is admitted that the devil can manipulate existing matter, then some kind of demonic intervention is possible in chatbot conversations, the projection of images or the manipulation of perceptions. The systems can communicate temptations.

Indeed, if the devil caused noises like those that kept the Curé of Ars awake at night, transmitted via sound waves, why not electronic impulses via fiber-optic cables?
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Catholics in the real world who still believe in the devil are left to their own devices. The devil dares not be mentioned, since alerting people to his nefarious influence is so contrary to the spirit of these wicked times.

Smash JT #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #transphobia twitter.com

This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans.
They know what they’re doing.

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

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My point being made is ignored in the Community Note.
@elonmusk this is not what community notes are for.

Wokies mad people noticed how the game industry was co-opted and are now insidiously pushing their agenda everywhere they can.

This is bisexual lighting.

Compare the two:

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Anna Paige/Jeremy Bartlett #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy thecosmicswitchboard.com

Anna Paige returns to The Cosmic Switchboard. She had previously appeared as Anna P. Anna goes into detail about recent articles she’s written about Hosted People, Trauma as a means to create organic portals in trauma victims, Interdimensional attachments and dark entities. Anna has had many paranormal experiences and was married to two different guys who were hosted by malevolent entities. Anna explains how her personal history of abuse, mediumship and a lifelong fascination with the paranormal led her to write a series of articles on reptilian and demonic hosting. She connects the host concept across Christian possession, shamanic attachment, UFO research on Dracos and Tillions, and modern psychology of trauma, showing how consciousness can be hijacked and why abusive personalities often become vessels for darker entities.
In Part 2, Anna and James do a deep dive the paranormal, spiritual interference in relationships and in everyday life and much more. Anna describes the lived experience of hosted abusers, from blackened eyes to violent eruptions, and expands the discussion to societal scales – food‑industry rituals, vaccine additives, 5G frequencies and genetic manipulation that she believes amplify entity attraction. She warns of a growing cultural collapse, the lack of a mass awakening, and the urgent need for unified awareness to counter what she sees as an accelerating, entity‑driven crisis.