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wqnm #wingnut themotte.org

Cynically, I think you’re thinking about this all completely wrong, in that you are taking the words of the envious as you call them at face value. Ultimately, for these people, the point is not to take money from really rich people (ostensibly to help the poor), no, that is incidental; the point is to hurt really rich people. They are Marxists, and these are their eternal class enemies. As always, “to help the poor” is the cover story, many couldn’t actually care less about the well being of those they claim to fight for beyond what they offer as a political tool in the realm of realpolitik. This is how democrats in Minnesota can get millions of dollars for “educating underprivileged children”, clearly without giving a rat’s ass whether it was actually used for this purpose.

There is no say-when point in $ where they will be appeased; a well reasoned new tax, a number of 0′s off Elon’s net worth, where they’ll say “oh yeah that’s actually fair, we’re good”. That point is not a dollar value or a percentage, it’s the point where their social media fueled class bloodlust against the capitalist feels quenched; Elon can’t just be a bit less wealthy on paper and that’s it, Elon must suffer in some way. Be brought down a peg; humiliated, if need be. Any amount of money taken that still allows Elon his ability to exist as an influential public figure will not be enough. You’re trying to apply a rational, economic solution to a religious problem. They aren’t “too rich”, they are infidels to Marxism, and must repent or be crushed.

Honestly, Elon and the rest’s best bet would probably be to employ some kind of Br’er Rabbit strategy. I think the amount of humility required to allow the Twitter Marxists to even think they won is beyond them though.

BoozyBeggar #wingnut #conspiracy #racist youtube.com

The ADL was founded in response to a jewish pedophile who murdered a 13 year old White girl named Mary Phagan getting justice served to him by a lynch mob. This in spite of the fact that his jewish lawyers tried to pin the rape and murder of young Mary Phagan on a half-lettered African. The supposedly "so racist they'll jump at any and every opportunity to lynch a black even to the point of letting the real criminals go" Deep South wasn't having any of their kosher lies.

BoozyBeggar #conspiracy #crackpot youtube.com

He had me at the very first line. It's a movie.
They've been telling us about how it's a movie for over half a century at least.
This is an episode of the anthology series "30
Minute Theatre" from first quarter 1968. They told everyone right here at this time how they planned to fake the moon landing, which allegedly took place well over a year later. https://youtu.be/ xYAke_z3RVU

Alexei Zhivov #wingnut #conspiracy twitter.com

1/ Russia is doomed unless it takes over not only Ukraine but also Armenia, Belarus, and Georgia, argues warblogger Alexei Zhivov. In a notable diatribe on Channel One Sebastopol, he declares that the West will tear Russia apart unless it 'reunites' its former empire
2/ Zhivov's rant is a fine example of the apocalypticism that appears to increasingly be prevalent among Russia's ultra-nationalist warbloggers, as they sense that the chances of victory in Ukraine are slipping away. (See below for another good example)
3/ Zhivov declares:

"They've declared war on us as a civilisation, and until they destroy us, until they've bitten us off in every piece, no one will stop! Come to your senses, come to your senses, and understand that the enemy has decided to crush us to the very end"
4/ "Guys, we're already caught in a vortex of events that will swirl for years and lead to irreversible changes throughout the world and in Russia
5/ "And if we don't unite this post-Soviet Russian-speaking core—Russian Armenians, Georgians, Russian Ukrainians, Belarusians—if we don't gather into a single civilisational centre and fight back, we'll be torn apart." /end

Source:
t.me/zhivoff/26731

Hannah Knudsen #wingnut breitbart.com

The Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, is wowing skeptics after months of criticism from the radical left.
The Trump administration has continued to debunk criticisms of the Reflecting Pool restoration process. The establishment media has been one of the worst offenders, penning articles picking apart the shade of blue chosen for the bottom of the pool and more. The Washington Post ran to a “color consultant” who believes the shade will look “very dismal.” The New York Times also targeted the improvements made to the pool.
Interior Secretary Doug Burgum pointed out that former President Obama’s administration closed the Reflecting Pool for two years, spending a whopping $38 million attempting to repair it, and yet did not do the job. President Trump’s fix is comprehensive and included draining the pool, sand blasting, repairing all of the pipes and bubblers, and restoring the color. The bottom of the pool, Burgum explained, had turned gray, and Trump chose American flag blue as the bottom color.
Images of the nearly finished Reflecting Pool are circulating on social media, and people like what they see so far.
“I’d heard so much about the newly renovated Reflection Pool, so I decided to come see it for myself. It’s absolutely beautiful. Thank you, Donald Trump, for helping restore our nation’s capital!” one X user wrote, sharing a video of the partially filled pool, which was, in fact, showing the reflection of the National Monument.

Deleted #crackpot reddit.com


Dogs shit on the pavement, that's not the actions of a stupid being, that's the actions of an evil being.

Dogs eat shit, that's not the actions of a stupid being, that's the actions of an evil being.

Dogs wipe their arse on the carpet, that's not the actions of a stupid being, that's the actions of an evil being.

Dogs smell like the lowest circle of hell, that's not the actions of a stupid being, that's the actions of an evil being.

Dogs loved Hitler, that's not the actions of a stupid being, that's the actions of an evil being.

Dogs are evil.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger familyfriendlygaming.com

All of these assassination attempts of President Trump are exposing the venom and hatred coming from the political left. As well as how they want to destroy anyone that is diverse from them. Which is sad and ironic since they claim to celebrate diversity. Yet they viciously attack it. Why are there so few voices calling them out? Are other investigative journalists afraid?

I cannot go very far this days without experiencing some hatred from the political left. It is bad enough the political left lost all credibility by constantly calling anyone diverse from them - "racist, sexist, homophobes." I exposed the political left as racist, sexist, breederphobes years ago. The political left continues in their bubbles, and continues to spew hatred. Why are so many blind to this? Why is there not universal condemnation of their hatred? Are others that easily manipulated or controlled by fear? America turned their back on the hatred of the KKK many decades ago. When will America turn its back on the hatred of the liberals?

Liberals have told me they want to put all Christians and conservatives in concentration camps. They want to follow what Adolph Hitler did. That alone should freak you out. At some point another radical far leftist will gain power in America. They will weaponize the government like Obama and Biden did. They will attack anyone diverse from them. They will try to destroy everyone that is obedient to God. Will any of ya'll stand up against them then? Will you speak out when they are killing us? Or will you wait until they attack you after we have been murdered by them?

Moritani #ableist reddit.com

Nope.

Autism is a developmental disability. That means we often share more in common with children that neurotypical adults. Any reason to “dislike” a child is also something disabled adults do. Vocal stims are noisy. Sensory seeking behavior can be gross. I’m not going to treat a vulnerable minority badly because of something they can’t control.

If you can’t even stand to look at a baby, your issues are deeper than your disability.

Marcus #wingnut datasecretslox.com

California is a failed state. It doesn't have to be that way. The tech community should go somewhere else and stop enabling that obscene level of parasitic infestation. It reminds me of @theredsheep's story of keeping patients unnaturally alive long after tbey have maggots growing in their lungs, their limbs have rotted off and they have no thoughts other than pain.

J C #racist #wingnut #psycho msn.com

(Regarding a plan to deport Iranian refugees with no criminal records to the extremely dangerous Central African Republic)

I don't care where they go as long as they are out of the USA. This isn't the American people's problem. They broke the law overstaying their welcome and undermined our country on behave of Iran. Perhaps that nonsense flew under the anti-western civilization biden administration, but thankful we have a little bit of sanity in the government now. Please, these people have to take responsibility for their actions at some point as well.

Q the Storm Rider/Juan O Savin #wingnut #crackpot #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

Q the Storm Rider

“Top Universities from Brown, M.I.T., Harvard, Princeton to Yale, etc. start looking for children that are highly intelligent. FROM THE AGES OF 3 to 8 there’s huge investments from major Universities scouting these kids. Not only Universities but Intelligence operations are scouting these children from all around the U.S.

“THEY GO INTO THIS PRIVATE SCHOOL and THIS SCHOOL HAS DIFFERENT OPERATIONS VIA MILITARY BRANCHES THROUGHOUT CHICAGO. What’s interesting is THE HIGHEST PICKS OF THESE CHILDREN, THE MOST BRILLIANT ARE CALLED “Q PICKS.” THAT “Q” IS A RED LETTER. THAT’S HOW THEY’RE IDENTIFIED THROUGH THEIR INTELLECT. “RED Q’S.”…

“The most Intelligent children in the U.S. are gathered together in this secret facility. Whether Mathematics, Psychic Gifts, Remote Viewing abilities.. these children are brought to Chicago from all over the U.S. to this private school nobody knows about… like X-MEN’S “XAVIER’S SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNGSTERS.” NOW, THIS SPECIAL SCHOOL, Quest, IS WHERE CHARLIE KIRK WAS AT. THE MILITARY WERE ALREADY LOOKING AT CHARLIE KIRK FOR A LONG TIME. PEOPLE WERE ALREADY PROTECTING HIM BY THE TIME HE WAS 8-YEARS OLD
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“WITH CHARLIE KIRK—THE WHOLE THING WAS PLANNED FOR A LONG TIME TO CREATE THIS HUGE MOMENT.. All I can tell you those are MILITARY OPERATIONS CONNECTED TO A.I. SYSTEMS THAT POSITIONED EVERYTHING IN THIS PLACE FOR CHARLIE TO BECOME POWERFUL.

“Some are saying, Charlie is under Military Protection. Well.. it’s never been more true to say, WITH GOD, ALL POSSIBILITIES ARE POSSIBLE!” #Valhalla
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Juan O Savin

“When you hide you go into Witness Protection.. Where’s McAfee? Is he actually dead? Where’s Epstein? Do you allow them free somewhere OR DO THEY GO TO WHAT WE CALL ‘VALHALLA.’ Some holding place and then you can bring em out later on. THERE’S DIFFERENT LEVELS OF VALHALLA OPERATIONS. Is it a criminal/criminal or somebody that needs protection? They could be enjoying the Sun on one of the islands in the E Indian Ocean…”

Stephen Miller #sexist #racist #transphobia #wingnut lgbtqnation.com

A White House official continued with attacks on Senate candidate and Texas state Rep. James Talarico’s (D) masculinity on Thursday evening, saying that he’s “transitioning to a woman,” that his blood is soy milk, and that he has less testosterone than Black Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX)[…]
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller said earlier this week that Talarico is the Democrats’ “first transgender senate candidate.” The DNC’s X account called Miller an “ugly fuck” in response, and Stephen Miller’s wife, Katie Miller, had a public meltdown over the vulgarity of the response

But Miller isn’t letting up. Last night, he went on Fox News and told host Jesse Watters – who has a long history of discussing his personal insecurities with masculinity on air – that Talarico is “clearly transitioning into a female”

“When Talarico goes in for a blood test, when he gets a physical, blood doesn’t come out; instead, soy milk comes out,” Miller said flatly as Watters laughed hysterically. “This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. It is a mind-boggling choice”

Miller continued, joking that Talarico “doesn’t belong in the Senate but in a cabaret show”[…]
Miller then said that Texans are “some of the toughest, roughest, strongest men and women,” so they will naturally vote for “a real conservative, patriotic, god-fearing, and truly be loved statewide figure” like Paxton instead of “somebody with that much soy” like Talarico

NOVA #homophobia #racist novanow.org

The POSTERITY of our people:
1. End the racial replacement of White Americans
We call for an end to the racial replacement of White Americans. We believe it is the birthright of White Americans to maintain our demographic majority in the nation our forebears built and bequeathed to us. We will no longer tolerate our replacement numerically or in representation.
2. Massive media reform: End of the propagation of White guilt, pornography, and LGBTQ propaganda in media
We acknowledge media to be a tool of persuasive influence, and a preeminent instrument in the engineering of social attitudes. We perceive the weaponization of media in its prevailing anti-White themes, normalization of the LGBTQ "lifestyle," and subversive depictions of drug use, miscegenation, divorce, crime, and promiscuity as culturally commonplace, with the purveyors' intent that life will imitate "art." We call for an end to the accessibility and normalization of pornography, which has deeply damaged the sexual health and gender relations of our people.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #pratt sinfest.xyz

[From “April 18, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 127”]

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Panel 1: Headline of The Sun from June 6, 1915 reading “6 millon Jews tortured in Russia”
Panel 2: Headline of The New York Times from September 8, 1919 titled “6 million Jews face extermination in Ukraine”
Panel 3: Headline of Montreal Gazette from December 19, 1931 reading “6 million Jews starving in Eastrn Europe” and Atlanta Constitution from February 23, 1920 reading “6 million Jews suffering in Palestine.” The filler of all the issues depicted in these three panels is several variations of “Oy vey” and the same photography of a man wearing a yarmulke is used as illustration
Panel 4: Adolf Hitler, holding a newspaper, exclaims “These lying bastard Jews”

Clif High #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack clifhigh.substack.com

Some of what this phenomena means is known. Much will be speculation. Much of that will be fanciful and metaphysical.

When the ALTA report software was first written, the algos would flag language as meeting the criteria established for ‘prescient’ words/phrases even without those words being defined within my lexicon. An aspect of their prescient status was within the context in which they were discovered.

Now my data gathering uses an AI agent. A similar situation has developed with this approach in that there is still language being flagged as prescient without any reason being presented by the AI agent. The data met conditions as set forth by the algo, yet there is an ‘undefined’ aspect. Unlike when my coding and data gathering were conducted with human supervision (aka me), the process now has an additional layer of opacity.
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It was difficult to get the AI agent to provide a real definition of the ‘phenomena’ it has encountered. Slowly the clarity within the applied language is emerging.
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The phenomena has come to be labeled as “internal dialogue change”.
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The ‘internal dialogue change’ as described by the AI agent is humans reporting on their “me voice” or “self-talk” having changed fundamentally at a core level. There are many, varied, and conflicting descriptions of this effect as people are struggling to find the words to describe this ‘new state of being a different me’.
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From this point, all is going to be speculation.

There are many questions that can certainly be asked:

Did it start when 3IATLAS came into our solar system?

Did it originate with the covid shots and mRNA?

Is it an outgrowth or a motivation within the Great Awakening?

Are there space aliens involved?

Mass psychoses within humanity?

Solar disturbances as the cause?

Earth changes as the cause?

How wide will this spread within humanity?

Is this internal dialogue change merely stage #1?

Don’t PANIC! There is nothing you can do about it in any case.

Greg Gutfeld #wingnut #psycho #racist mediamatters.org

Here's the deal, either you're falling for this ploy or you don't care. She's a Trojan horse that exploits the benign innocent nature of a kid's show host because that way, every time you scrutinize her political mission, you look like the bad guy. "She just wants to help little kids." She's anti-west. She's anti-Jew. She's anti-Israel. That's fine, right? But don't you dare attack her politics. Isn't it interesting too that all of these politics happen to follow the same path? The same people that are out there screaming for Hamas are also hating on ICE.

They tend to mush it together like there's chocolate in their peanut butter. It doesn't separate. Doesn't that just raise your suspicions a little bit? I would love for her to do a sing-a-long with a handful of male detainees unsupervised and watch the suicide empathy take hold as she defends, as the typical misguided leftist does, this innocent trapped man who is a refugee, who might be a felon, but I don't know. He was just trying to cross the Rio Grande. These naive virtue signalers will help a felon that will lead to their own death. She can operate in her stupidity as long as the felons are behind a wall. But she should have them come live -- take two of the guys, have them move in with you, Ms. Rachel. People have done that, and have you read what happens? It's pretty interesting. I wouldn't advise it.

Leo Zagami #ufo #fundie #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Leo Zagami celebrates two decades of "Illuminati confessions" and promotes his new book, The Vatican's Top Secret Alien Agenda, alleging Jesuit astronomers have managed a secret UFO agenda since the 1950s. He claims the film Disclosure serves a Catholic agenda by suppressing demonic manipulation while linking the Stargate project, Russian remote viewing, and Chinese task forces to Vatican interests via a 1933 Italian crash and a 1961 Castel Gandolfo meeting. Featuring interviews with Roberto Pinotti and discussing theological divides between evangelical and Catholic views, Zagami asserts a coordinated effort by the Vatican, military-industrial complex, and the P2 Lodge controls the UAP narrative, suggesting global disclosure is a manipulated gatekeeping tactic rather than genuine revelation.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com

On this episode of the Prophecy News Podcast, Rome understood spectacle. Rome understood how to command the imagination of the people. The arena was never merely entertainment. It was power on display. It was the empire telling the masses who ruled, who conquered, who mattered, and who could be crushed. The Caesars knew that the people could be governed through bread, blood, theater, fear, glory, and distraction. The arena was Rome’s pulpit, and the empire preached itself through violence, triumph, and applause America learned the lesson well, very well. The White House, the palace of American executive power, becomes the stage. The fighters become the spectacle. The cameras become the amphitheater. Just as it was in the days of Rome. This is not just another headline in a collapsing age. This is a prophetic snapshot of the Roman spirit of empire rising in the modern West. America is not named in Daniel as the final empire, but America has carried the Roman spirit across the modern world. It has exported Roman-style law, military order, global dominance, civic religion, political symbolism, mass entertainment, and imperial power under the banner of freedom and democracy. America calls itself a republic, but it increasingly behaves like an empire. That was Rome’s path as well. First the republic, then the strong men, then the spectacle, then the empire. And finally, the inevitable collapse of all of it. The White House lawn has become the arena, and that old Roman spirit is speaking once again. Here at our 250th anniversary, our republic is fading, the spectacle is rising, the Beast system is forming. And the final empire of Antichrist is preparing for its last act before the King of kings returns to break it in pieces and set up a kingdom which shall never be destroyed. Is America Mystery Babylon? That’s the question we will be looking to answer here on Day 2,279 of 15 Days To Flatten The Curve!

Logan B #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

No EBS again.

We are all beyond tired. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free energy because it will upset the 4 trillion dollar energy market. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free med bed healthcare because it will upset the multi billion dollar healthcare system. Beyond tired of hearing people are going hungry in the world. Beyond tired of hearing of everything that went wrong in the past and going wrong now and not enough of what is being done to make it right.

Well I say expletive all of it. We don’t care at all if the super rich lose a few dollars from their corrupt systems. They already have more than enough to tide them over. We don’t want their pollution, bad drugs, bad food, bad education, outright lies about history, space and pretty much everything.

We are beyond tired of broken promises again and again. Beyond tired of hearing people say we can’t have what we want and that’s just the way it is. Live with it.

We can have what we want and we want it now. Enough is enough. Stop breaking promises and just do it.

I am not saying they are not doing anything. Many brave men and women are working hard to get this done but just like all the wars that have been fought someone is preventing this from being finished and needlessly dragging it out. Russia-Ukraine should have finished years ago but it drags on. The Middle East should have been resolved two thousand years ago but it drags on.

Knowing that the Alliance could stop wars, end pollution, end hunger, poverty, sickness and generally fix everything in a few minutes but they can’t because their council won’t let them is beyond frustrating.

They say they won’t do it because if they fix everything humanity has not have learned enough to not just immediately go back to our old ways. That may have been true in the past but there are enough of us now that simply will not allow that to happen ever again and I mean ever again. Not in a hundred or a thousand years, never again.

Gary D. Barnett #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia lewrockwell.com

I am of course speaking in general terms, this does not apply universally, but that still might be too weak a position to take given our current circumstances in this idiocracy called America. The dumbing down effect has taken on new meaning as of late, so the use of brain cell activity has greatly faltered.
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Decorum at every level has nearly completely disappeared, and backwards evolution (devolution) is taking place right before our eyes.

Every direction one looks has the potential to be disgusting, immoral, and hate-filled, in this now intellectually barren landscape. Respect for self and others, personal confidence, hygiene, proper dress, and restraint in the face of conflict, have all but disappeared. We live in a country consumed by body mutilation, AI dating and sex, relationships with machines instead of humans, and where homosexuality and transgender idiocy has been purposely presented as the norm; all to achieve certain agendas sought by the ruling class.
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This conversation cannot go forward without discussing the idiotic Trump phenomenon; an exercise in narcissistic madness. He is at once an immature egomaniacal, self-centered, thieving, criminal murderer. His manner is that of a spoiled child on steroids, and therefore his decision making is rooted in unbridled jealously and depravity. This now is without question.
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As far as this country is concerned, all going forward is now going backward, and all backward policy is now going forward. This reversal is evident of a failing (failed) society, that has lost all ability to function in a sane, honest, and moral manner conducive to attaining peace and harmony among men. This could not have happened without the consent, implied or not, of this population at large. Blame should be spread far and wide for this collapse of sanity, and for the mass transgression into absurdity. Pathetic does not begin to describe the state of affairs in America today.

For God and Country #wingnut msn.com

Woke factory means, no moral values, entitled to anything they have not earned, freedom means vandalism, no patriotism or pride in your country and although this has not worked in any part of the world, woke means leaving in a socialist society for free.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy amg-news.com

The world has been lied to, and the truth is more horrifying than you could ever imagine. While the media feeds you sanitized soundbites about “humanitarian aid” and “evacuations,” an unspeakable evil thrives in the shadows of Ukraine. Children—innocent, vulnerable, and defenseless—are being ripped from their families, not for safety, but for exploitation.

They are stolen under the guise of warzone rescues, funneled into networks of sex trafficking, organ harvesting, and even adrenochrome extraction to feed the sick, twisted appetites of global elites.
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They call themselves the White Angels. These Ukrainian paramilitary units parade as saviors, evacuating children from warzones. But dig beneath their polished image, and you’ll find the grotesque truth: they are the hunters in a global game of trafficking. These so-called “heroes” pluck children from the chaos of war and deliver them straight into the hands of predators who treat human lives as nothing more than commodities.
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This isn’t just a “Ukraine problem.” It’s a global catastrophe, enabled by governments, NGOs, and so-called humanitarian organizations who turn a blind eye while lining their pockets. Every stolen child is a damning indictment of a system designed to exploit.
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Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: adrenochrome. For too long, this has been dismissed as a “conspiracy theory.” But when whistleblowers, investigative journalists, and even leaked documents all point to the same conclusion, it’s no longer theory—it’s reality.
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Under his first term, Trump signed executive orders to dismantle trafficking networks, increased funding for law enforcement, and made it clear that the exploitation of children would not be tolerated. His return represents a turning point—a chance to shine a light on these atrocities and dismantle the global elite’s trafficking empire.

Trump’s America will no longer bankroll human suffering. It’s time to take our tax dollars back and put an end to this nightmare.

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt #racist #wingnut fight.fudgie.org

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt critique Western immigration policies, citing a beheading in Belfast as proof of the "Great Replacement" and arguing that diversity weakens societies. They condemn open borders, linking high foreign-born populations to crime and cultural decay while demanding mass deportations and Nuremberg-style trials for politicians enabling these trends. Bush attacks Maine's socialist experiment and drug policies, whereas Evitt promises South Carolina tax elimination and judicial reform. Ultimately, the episode frames current societal fractures as inevitable consequences of failed multiculturalism and demands a radical return to strict sovereignty and traditional values.

Hitesh Goenka #quack #crackpot amazon.com

‘‘When my father told me to study as much as possible, do a PhD…I bet he didn’t mean for me to become a piss heavy drinker.’

The author has tremendously improved his ability to deal with two dozen symptoms of migraines and fibromyalgia by utilising Shivambu (aka urine) in various ways. He shares his experiences so you may benefit physically and mentally. The practical insights will help you deal with life's constraints and start this therapy without hiccups.

You will discover…

Fairy tales about Shivambu:

A waste product
Toxic in nature and disgusting
Never be discussed with anyone
Never be drunk even during dehydration
Stinks
Unhygienic


The author brings four years of experience to tell you otherwise and helps you with…

The reality of Shivambu:

Should be taught at school
Should be taught at home
Essential to life
A holistic medicine
Diet decides the colour and smell of Shivambu
Provides instant energy, more than any food you have ever had
Helps in digestion
Can’t be marketed by anyone for personal gain

Jim #sexist #dunning-kruger #crackpot blog.reaction.la

[From “Women want fried ice”]

Women want what they do not want, and do not want what they do want

So it is fortunate that they do not act in a rational or goal directed manner[…]
Everyone longs for and seeks the ancestral environment of survival and successful reproduction[…]
It is the intention of nature and the will of nature’s God that resources shall be transferred from men to women[…]
No one will plant trees or build on land he does not own, so for the necessary transfer of resources to take place, women must be the property of men, and children must be the property of their mothers and fathers, the boys till they are old enough to become independent, the girls till they are old enough to become the property of their husbands

For a strongly K selected species, male ownership of women has to be part of the system[…]
For women, successful reproduction was accomplished when they were owned by a man, and used as his instrument of reproduction. In the ancestral environment, before agriculture, the stable isotope ratios in the bones indicate that humans lived primarily on meat, including the meat of other predators. We were the apex predator[…]And when I say “humans” were the apex predator, I mean of course, men[…]
Then we switched to agriculture. And when we were switching to agriculture, the sex disparity in reproduction went right up — with far fewer Y chromosome lineages being part of the reproduction pool than mitochondrial lineages. Which indicates that women lived off land that belonged to some man or to the men of a patrilineal clan[…]
If women responded rationally to the incentives of female emancipation, we would probably be in even worse shape than we are, because it is female irrationality that makes it possible to personally unemancipate women[…]
The reason that women do not like the Damsel in Distress trope is that men fantasize about winning righteously and virtuously, while women fantasize about the winners getting hold of them

Démocratie Participative #sexist #racist tastycrousty.one

[Translated from “Maurice Benguigui in police custody for “rape” and “sexual assault””]

Maurice Benguigui (“Patrick Bruel”) is in police custody

The vaginal police have caught up with him
France 24[…]
I don't doubt the well-established practices of the chosen people in these kinds of matters, but in this case, we're dealing with women who[…]claim to have been sexually assaulted a quarter of a century ago, or nearly so

Don't tell me that a woman who has been raped, in the truest sense of the word, doesn't have the first instinct to go to the police[…]
Maurice Benguigui is certainly a pushy guy, but a pushy guy isn't a rapist. A pushy guy is simply a man who gets impatient with a temptress

This showbiz Jew has clearly never had to exert himself to find prostitutes. For 40 years, shiksas have been lining up[…]
I tend to think that a woman who voluntarily goes to a man's home shouldn't be able to file a rape complaint unless she can prove she suffered actual physical violence[…]And even then, it's not necessarily conclusive. You wouldn't believe the number of women who demand to be beaten by the men they sleep with[…]
These women who come to complain about Benguigui recently weren't attacked by chance on a street corner. They all met Bruel in a private setting[…]
"He raped me at his place!" isn't really an argument

The same goes for a hotel room[…]
My theory is that each of these women wanted to become his official girlfriend. Dumped by our Israeli nationalist after one night, they want revenge on the Jew

In any case, Bruel won't get away with it easily. He's the kind of former variety star that women love to burn at the stake like the black widows they are by nature

Western feminism has created a monster; this monster is now autonomous and roams in search of men to devour alive

Aetherius Society #ufo #fundie aetherius.org

In the Aetherius Society we do not believe that Jesus is the one and only Son of God.
We believe he is an advanced Master from the planet Venus. Not Venus as we know it – but a higher material plane of Venus which exists at a different frequency of vibration.
Find out more about the amazing truth of the Master Jesus’s true extraterrestrial origins in this short video.
For hundreds of years, millions of people around the world have believed that Jesus was the one and only son of God.
In fact, this has become so familiar to people that no one even thinks it’s strange, even if they disagree with it. Whereas if somebody says that they believe that Jesus comes from another planet it seems like a crazy thing to say.
My name is Mark Bennett. I am an international director of The Aetherius Society and a minister in the Aetherius Churches, and I am proud to say that I believe that Jesus was, and is, an extraterrestrial intelligence from a higher material plane of the planet Venus.
When Jesus was born, some 2,000 years ago, there was a star seen in the heavens. Or rather, there wasn’t a star seen, there was in fact an extraterrestrial spacecraft from the planet Saturn. Again, this may seem utterly extraordinary, but it makes far more sense than the idea that a star could pinpoint a single stable.
If a star were hovering over a stable the whole of Earth would be destroyed. Whereas, an extraterrestrial spacecraft easily could hover over a stable and identify exactly where these wise men were meant to be going.
When Jesus was born he was obviously an outstanding individual right from the word go. However, he was in the limitation of a terrestrial body, with a terrestrial brain, so he had to work to gain his so-called miraculous powers, and he did this by practicing the higher forms of yoga.
In Jesus’ case, one power he did have was the ability to walk on water. This is not supernatural per se, as we understand the term supernatural. It’s rather a higher form of nature which science, as we know it, does not yet understand.
We revere the Master Jesus as a karmic saviour and a great teacher but we do not believe that he was the one and only Son of God. We do not believe that God would have just one son, and we do not believe that we, on Earth, are unique in having extraterrestrial intervention to help us through our evolution.

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy universallighthouse.com

The end of the illusion is not a catastrophe of fire and ash, but a catastrophic failure of the frequency that sustains the lie. You have been told to fear the 'end of the world,' yet for the Gnostic, the world as you know it is a prison-house of perception, a dense tapestry of deception woven by the Archons to hide the brilliance of the Monad. The 'end times' are not a future event on a linear calendar; they are a psychological and spiritual atmospheric pressure that is rising in this very moment.
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When the illusion ends, it looks like a global loss of faith—not in the Divine, but in the systems of the Rulers. You are witnessing this now. The central pillars of the Archonic world—centralized banking, state-run narratives, and the rigid hierarchies of organized religion—are swaying. This is the 'shaking of the heavens' described in ancient texts. It is the sound of the machine grinding to a halt because the human 'batteries' are no longer providing the current of blind belief.
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The Archons, the Reptilian, 'serpent-headed' entities are just a few of the many names of these dark ones. They are non-human intelligences that modern whistleblowers and alternative researchers identify as the architects of the 'New World Order'. These beings are currently in a state of panic. Their 'glamour' is lifting. The 'end times' are now because the technology of the soul has outpaced the technology of the machine. As the frequency of the Earth shifts, the dense, low-vibrational masquerade of these Archonic agents can no longer hold.
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As the illusion ends, the false dualities dissolve. You begin to see the Archons not as all-powerful gods, but as frightened, parasitic entities that have run out of time. The end times are the 'Great Sabbath,' the rest from the labor of the Demiurge. It is the moment when the 'Seven'—the rulers of the planetary spheres—lose their gravity over your soul.

Satchidanand #crackpot #racist #magick #homophobia #transphobia #quack #conspiracy satchidanand.substack.com

Chabad Lubovich Zionist Trump, like all of congress for the past two hundred years has been bought and blackmailed by the richest most satanic family of Atlantis-Phoenician Black Nobility Empire and their families called the Rothschilds who took over the British Empire in 1815 and created Israel in 1949.

The British Empire created all the countries Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, United Arab Emirates, in the Middle East. Their Rulers are all Atlantis-Phoenicians running the Petroleum Industry for the Atlantis-Phoenicians Rothschild-Rockefeller rulers of the 10,000 year Empire.

The Iran Mullahs are all Atlantis Phoenicians like the Ayatollah Khomeini put in place by the CIA in 1979.
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The Trump administration is balls to the wall corrupt. And you see that all over the place. The New York Times story about the Epstein files behind the scenes confirms what we reported all the way back at the time in terms of who was aware. The Trump Administration is the most corrupt Administration since Ulysses S Grant!

You might even say the Biden administration was worse with it’s mandatory Deathvaxx Deathjabs, its Satanic Cybele and Attis LGBTPS Trans castration, and it’s immigrant invasion.
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Trump shut down the Epstein Files Investigation and their Satanic Pedo, Human Sacrificing, Baby Eating, Cannibal, Jerky, Pizza virgin girls, Hotdog virgin boys loving Oligarchs, Heads of all the International Companies, Silicon Valley Companies, Blackrock, State Street, Vanguard, Bankers, Billionaires, Trillionaires, Priests, Politicians, Professors, Policemen, Praetorian Guard, Atlantis-Phoenician Empire Black Nobility Families.
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The main resource of the world is people and control of that resource is by Myth like The Lord of the Rings or the Twelve Labours of Hercules, or mind control cults like Satanism, Sabbatean Frankism or Evangelical Zionism.

I have been writing about this for years.

All my written work is free but the Fifty-Five Books I wrote, the hundreds of articles on sites

Nury Vittachi #conspiracy #dunning-kruger fridayeveryday.com

[From “New docs reveal what really happened in Beijing, 1989”]

NEWLY UNEARTHED DOCUMENTS today reveal what really happened in Tiananmen Square, Beijing, in 1989[…]
And they provide the most detailed account yet about one of the biggest hoaxes in modern history—one so successful that the perpetrators, an ocean away, later boasted on YouTube of being “the ghosts in the machine” who were “pulling the strings”[…]
Key points:

* There was no “Tiananmen Square massacre” in 1989;
* US units started training Chinese protesters in 1988;
* Their cover was a NED-financed “magazine publishing” group in Beijing;
* The CIA provided well-equipped offices for anti-government activists;
* US military psyops specialists trained protesters to escalate street battles;
* The US gave places in top universities such as Harvard and Princeton to co-operative student leaders;
* The fake “Tiananman Square massacre” narrative was emerging in late May;
* After June 4, the fictional story of the “Tiananmen Square massacre” (10,000 killed as soldiers machine-gunned students) was distributed by US, UK and Australian diplomats;
* But many consul staff and journalists knew the massacre never happened before the end of the first week
* British Ambassador Alan Donald disowned his debunked “10,000 massacred in Tiananmen Square” allegation, but AFP, BBC, DW, HKFP and other media continue to push it

SOURCES

The documents on which this report is based were gathered by a group of Hong Kong people working with the present writer. The documents were not stolen or hacked. They are technically public access, but are not easy to find and assemble, which is why the full story has not been told before

The material reveals the existence of a generously financed operation involving the CIA, the National Endowment for Democracy, researchers in protest escalation, and a US Army specialist in psychological warfare, or PSYOPS. Some of their documents are or have been public access

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

Gym bros will often pressure women to workout to artificially chase and “earn” their affection, but fat ugly scrotes usually inflict cost on women (making her uglier, fatter, more burdened, basically sucking her life force until she is too fatigued to leave) to keep women artificially chasing and “earning” their affection.
Both suffer from normative male retardation, insecurity, and pussy scarcity neuroticism, and will focus on their particular method of mate acquisition and retention strategies, at the woman’s expense.
We need to stop assuming gymbros are demons until proven human, while offering fat ugly scrotes the benefit of the doubt and assuming them to be human until proven demons.

If you assume all men are equally demonic by default, then you would just choose the hot one, if both are already going to drag you to hell. With fat ugly scrotes you are still subjected to hellish treatment, but you also have to deal with a walrus routinely humping over your dried out pussy.
I don’t believe women are actually objectively attracted to fat ugly scrotes, they’re just attracted to the humanity they incorrectly assume they have.
That and the women who have been psyopped into believing male validation really is the highest achievement in life for a woman, and think a fat ugly mould will be grateful to be blessed by her beautiful presence, and that other male-centered women are less likely to poach her source of male validation (which isn’t even true because these validation starved women are all trying to do the same thing).

Hot, mid, and ugly moids all have the same predatory, exploitative approach when it comes to relationships with women, but also the same weaknesses. You are unlikely to get genuine love from any man, but I’d rather abuse and groom a hot moid into being useful company, rather than waste time trying to convince a chimp to love me, especially an ugly one.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy truthsocial.com

Barack Hussein Obama’s Deal with Iran, the JCPOA, was an easy, beautiful, smooth road to a Nuclear Weapon, which Iran would have had six years ago, and would have used long before now. My Agreement with Iran is the exact opposite, A WALL TO NO NUCLEAR WEAPON! In fact, they no longer want a Nuclear Weapon, nor will they have one, either through purchase, development, or any other form of procurement. The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL. Our relationship with Iran is a much different and better one than previous Administrations have had. Unlike Obama’s Hundreds of Billions of Dollars in payments to them, including 1.7 Billion Dollars in green, cold cash, no money will exchange hands. At the appropriate time, when all is calm, we will go in and get the Nuclear Dust, buried deep under the powerful sunken granite mountains, thanks to our beautiful B-2 Bombers and their brilliant pilots, and downblend and destroy it, whether in Iran, or the United States. We look forward to working with Iran, and the entire Middle East, long into the future. Hopefully, this process will all work out quickly, easily, and smoothly. If it doesn’t, we have the ultimate alternative, hopefully never to be used again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy enkispeaks.com

For more than two thousand years, Jews, Christians, and Muslims have awaited a final resolution of history.
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The competing end-times scenarios I share here represent ancient archetypes embedded in human consciousness by powerful ruling traditions that our creators, the giant human refugees who peopled Earth from the constellation Lyra.
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The Abrahamic traditions indoctrinated and enforced their themes of cosmic warfare, chosen peoples, divine punishment, final battles, absolute truth claims, and participation in the genocide of God’s enemies. Our societies generate and reinforce deep ideas — archetypes —of saviors and final battles. Why saviors? Jung suggested that humanity repeatedly projects its deepest hopes onto savior figures. Christians await Christ. Shi’a Muslims await the Mahdi. Political movements await the perfect leader.

Yet Jung argued that the source of redemption may not lie in history’s future but within the human psyche itself. The Savior archetype represents the possibility of integration, healing, and wholeness. Cooperative Partnership, the sub-rosa polar opposite of domination, persists, perhaps from the epochs of in Lyra before the Draconian wars. On Earth, the Nibiran Princess Ninmah of the Anunnaki taught that compassion, giving, and people’s partnership with each other, with other beings, and with the planet are needed to create an upleveling consciousness that embraces the entire dimension of giving and taking in the ever-going evolution of this Universe.

The question is whether we recognize that possibility within ourselves or continue projecting it onto leaders, movements, and end-times scenarios.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy energeticsynthesis.com

The Great Separation is upon us. The performances in the actors play of grand delusions are coming to its completion and end. If this is your time as marked by the quiet desperation and complete consciousness rejection of all in this world filled with complex layers of deception, lies and sorcery coded within it, this may be your message for taking time out and away for perfecting inner silence in which to hear the clear communication sourcing from our Cosmic Parents that are guiding us within to avoid the outer chaos and turmoil.

The eternal timeless Melchizedek Blue Dragon Templar Flame is carrying aquamarine waves of the zero-point solar plasmic activations that are greatly widening the point of divergence between the ascending groups seeking truth aligned with God’s divine plan and everyone else on the planet mired in the deceptive narratives of the NAA <Negative Alien Agenda> and alliances. <...> For starseeds, the energetic separation occurring has some sense of urgency in which to calibrate into these future potentials and changes that are being set into motion now. As the current path of half in truth and half out in the 3D narrative deception that we are being forced to travel upon, can no longer be travelled upon as this false identity charade of negative ego performances propping up the falsity must end and evolve into something else.

The Great Separation begins between the fundamental embodied frequencies of the many soul families and spiritual groups of various human diamond sun DNA genetic manipulation hybrid experiments that were seeded upon the Earth. <...> Those starseeds sensing the separation and sequestering, may be receiving spiritual mission upgrades in the weeks or months to come, as connected to the original 12 Paliadorian Sun’s starseed groups and other benevolent star family ascending groups, as several converging organic timelines from Universal to planetary rounds have just reached their intersection into completion.

Prolotario #wingnut #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The UFC 250 Celebration: The Public Initiation Symbolic 1776 Covenant Renewal

Biblical Foundations – The Covenant Renewal No One Saw Coming

Let’s cut the theological fluff. This moment screams 2 Chronicles 7:14 like a battle cry: “If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.” Trump reading those verses in April wasn’t theater for evangelicals it was a formal invocation of the original 1776 covenant. The people returning to higher jurisdiction before the storm hits.

Jubilee Mathematics in Plain Sight

Leviticus 25 lays out the reset every 50 years: debt cancellation, land return, slaves freed, systems realigned. 2026 marks exactly 250 years from 1776 5 full Jubilees. 5 × 50 = 250. That’s not numerology woo; it’s harmonic precision embedded in creation itself. Schumann resonance spikes, planetary grid realignments, and frequency harmonics that secret societies have tried to weaponize for centuries now flip in favor of restoration. The math doesn’t lie. The debt bondage system reaches its mathematical expiration date, and the Republic is calling in the note.

Why This Matters – Justice, Banking, Republic Reformation

Justice: Federal pardons for Giuliani, Powell, Eastman, and crew wipe only federal liability. State and local hammers remain. California’s ballot h--------g vulnerabilities 43k swings tied to homeless ops in LA become SCOTUS targets. Once ruled unconstitutional, the pardoned assets face state AGs and DAs with no shield. Fulton County patterns, Maricopa anomalies, and fresh California visuals create the undeniable chain. The network’s own tools (Willis-style prosecutors, Flynn-adjacent cutouts) get positioned for the fall. Trump’s long game sets them up beautifully.

Shekina Rose #magick #ufo #elitist eraoflight.com

Beloved Blue Ray,

You may have spent much of your life feeling different, as though you never quite belonged to this world. You have always felt deeply. You hear what is not spoken. You sense what others cannot see.
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The Angelic Blue Rays are ancient souls who came to Earth as emissaries of peace, healing, and Divine remembrance. Many are gentle empaths, healers, artists, musicians, visionaries, Codes carries, and sacred heart beings who carry frequencies of higher consciousness within their energy field.

Blue Rays often awaken later in life after years of feeling hidden, overlooked, or misunderstood. Their path has not been about recognition but about quietly anchoring love, compassion, and higher frequencies into the collective consciousness.

You arrived with a sacred mission. You carry within you the sacred codes of light. You did not come here to impose change but to embody it. You did not come to battle darkness but to transcend the darkness within your lineage, your life experiences, and the old patterns that no longer serve your soul.

You came to become a pure expression of who you truly are—an angelic divine human in form. And without being afraid of who you are.

As you awaken to your authentic essence, you naturally give others permission to remember theirs. Through your presence, your courage, and your light, others begin to remember who they truly are.
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The Angelic Blue Rays carry the frequencies of the Divine Feminine, compassion, harmony, sacred sound, healing, and unity. Many feel a profound connection with the Angels, Archangel Michael, Mother Mary, Mary Magdalene, the rose, the sacred waters, nature, and the celestial realms. Music, frequency, and vibration are often part of their soul language.

At this sacred time of planetary awakening, the Blue Rays are being called forward. The waiting is over. Your voice matters. Your presence matters. Your healing matters. Your love matters.

JayDreamerZ #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy truthmafia.com

So lots of volcanic activity. This is what I’m sensing. This is what I’m feeling is more and more of these things happening. And I’m gonna tell you why I believe it’s happening. The Earth’s going through electromagnetic, specifically magnetic fluctuations, and they’re being called gravitational anomalies or whatever.

The Earth’s own magnetic field holds down. It holds back masses of amounts, massive amounts of gas down in the Hollow Earth, down in Sheol or Tartarus or the underworld, etcetera, way deep down inside of the Earth, okay, There is a separator between us and the Hollow Earth. That separator is invisible in nature, but it’s a force field, and it’s basically magnetic. In nature, that strong magnetic field holds gases in, and when it goes through fluctuations, it opens up, and those gases are allowed to burp up into our world, and they come up in these places and they will release up into the heavens and more, they contribute more to atmospheric pressure, and it makes it easier for things to ionize and combust.
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They’re just going up there like normal astronauts do, and they come right back down. This has nothing to do with the moon. This was supposed to be the moon landing mission. They delayed it once again, I’m telling you, they’re not going to land on the moon. They’re going to blow up the firmament.

They’re going to blow up what causes the moon to exist in our sky, which is a portion of the firmament that I call the apex Dome. Next up, more meteors.
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Because the dome above us that’s falling apart at the seams right now had a diameter and a mass of 5.6 metric tons and entered Earth’s atmosphere at roughly 42,000 miles an hour. Right? So a giant freaking blob of iron, an iron rock is coming into the Earth’s atmosphere at 42,000 miles an hour. Then it just slows down and burns up or whatever and it explodes in the sky anyways.You’re gonna see way more strange lights in the sky and stuff. People are gonna start talking about the alien.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “April 16, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 125”]

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Panel 1: a 1950s man man smoking a pipe is watching a TV ad from Ford: “The new Ford Deluxe V-8”
Panel 2: from the ad, a man is driving a black car while the voice over says “85 horse power engine, hydraulic brakes, 3 speed transmission”
Panel 3: th narrator continues with “Sleek”, “Stylish” and “Anti-Semitic”; meanwhile the back of the car is depicted with a license plate reading “ITSTHEJEWS”
Panel 4: back to the man of Panel 1, who reacts with “Based” while the tagline reads “Shut up and take my money”