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Quote# 30270

I got saved at 27.Before that I was interested in anything occult, used a o.board to communicate with "those on the other side"(acually demons communicating).DON'T give them entrance to your life.I was facinated & terrified!God spoke to me & said to "renounce the occult".I did & was mightily blessed and rec'd the Baptism of the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in other tongues.The demons never came back after the wonderful Holy Spirit swept me clean!Praise God.

lovable_linda, ChristiaNet 30 Comments [10/21/2007 3:16:55 PM]
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Quote# 30264

I am glad that God is who He is and He is not one of us. Imagine God being a liberal demoncrat, he would take everyone to his heaven. That type of heaven would be hell itself. Imagine a heaven where even Hittler can enter there? What heaven could it be. What God would take Hittler to his heaven when he, Hittler don't want to be there? That goes for anyone, homosexual or not, you need to be born again. It has been said that there are two familiies in this world, the family of God and the family of Satan. We all are God's creation, but to belong to Him, Jesus says that we have to be born again, that is born of the spirit, becoming new creatures in Christ Jesus.


easandoval, AOL News 37 Comments [10/21/2007 3:10:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Noah Sage
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Quote# 30280

After the innital shock of it all [the rapture], those who were on the fence and realize they missed the boat will be devistated.
The rest of the world will be so evil they will most likely think that aliens removed the "idiots" so they can move forward with their quest on global warming and a utopian society.
Only too bad for them, the "idiots" are the ones left behind.


denny272, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [10/21/2007 10:30:59 AM]
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Quote# 30263

[In response to Rowling revealing Dumbledore to be gay]

God are these books HYPED to DEATH or WHAT!?!?!?!?

ANd for a chldren;s bbok, I think Gayness should be LEFT OUT.

Our society spends FAR TOO MUCH TIME CODDLING AND APPEASING GAYS.

WAKE UP DUMMIES. FAR MORE IMPORTANTLY..

STOP OVERPOPULATION!! DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS NOW!!!

CALL YOUR WEASEL KONGRESSMAN/SENATORZ AND DEMAND THE REAL BORDER FENCE BE BUILT NOW OR YOU WILL VOTE FOR ANYONE ELSE NEXT ELECTION!!!!

CALL YOUR SENATORZ TUES. 10/23 and DEMAND THEY VOTE FOR SEN. VITTER'S AMENDMENT TO WITHHOLD FEDERAL FUNDS FROM SANCTUARY CITIES!!!! DEMAND ANCHOR BABIES BE ENDED TOO!!!

TAKE BACK AMERICA REAL AMERICANS!!!!


peirez, AOL News 70 Comments [10/21/2007 10:28:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Noah Sage
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Quote# 30277

[In response to a video showing how to burn water]

It´s already 2007 now and scientists realize water can burn. What a great surprise!
Well, it`s up to them to be up-to-date now!
It`s already known for at least some 1400 years that water can burn!
If they just had taken a closer look to the book of The Almighty-One, The Holy Quran, they would have found it out before.
There it is the 52nd Sura that tells us about the "burning seas".

Arabalman, youtube comments 25 Comments [10/21/2007 10:27:55 AM]
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Quote# 30278

The Bible gives us 4000 years of history, starting from the beginning --- history gives us another 2000 years from there --- radiometric dating gives us 4.57 billion years of age.

Put the three together, and you have the doctrine of embedded age.

AV1611VET, Foru.ms 27 Comments [10/21/2007 7:05:38 AM]
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Quote# 30254

The Church has a proven history of using faith to triumph over science. When Christians switched to battling with the weapon of science, they began suffering one defeat after another. Evolutionists have good reason to crow about their victories in public schools and in institutes of higher learning. Over the years, they have mopped the floor up with creationists, having won virtually every major contest. With creation science having such a dismal record, I think it's time to look for a better strategy

Todd Strandberg, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [10/21/2007 3:52:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Sloan
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Quote# 30255

You Know What Im Sick Of. Im Sick Of Other People Calling Me Closed Minded Because I Choose Not To Support In Any Way Shape Or Form Something That Goes Against My Moral Belief Or Ethics. Thats One Reason America Has Become So Degenerate. If You Are Against Something Dont Affiliate With It! You Border Line Liberals Need To Just Understand That You Cannot Force Your Ideas On People. Without Thinking You Do This And In Essence Become What You Call Us... Closed Minded.

drl4america , Sean Hannity Discussion Boards 52 Comments [10/21/2007 3:34:29 AM]
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Quote# 30259

i don't appreciate this suddeness for dumbly to be gay. i guess killing grindelwald was a way of showing his love for him. idk. i will look at dumbly's dusty face and think: did he ever rape harry? did he take pics of harry and hide them in his 50 foot long beard? what if he shaved his whiskers off? would there be a tatoo of harry doing the samba? gay ppl. are taking over the world. but we will stand and fight.

dannyrob15, MuggleNet 52 Comments [10/21/2007 2:05:31 AM]
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Quote# 30258

Women send panties to Myanmar in protest
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BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) -- Women in several countries have begun sending their panties to Myanmar embassies in a culturally insulting gesture of protest against the recent brutal crackdown there, a campaign supporter said Friday.

"It's an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture," said Liz Hilton, who supports an activist group that launched the "Panties for Peace" drive earlier this week.

The group, Lanna Action for Burma, says the country's superstitious generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, also believe that contact with women's underwear saps them of power.

Burma's generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, APNews 31 Comments [10/21/2007 2:02:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Quote# 30256

I know what these people think. Yes, it is a conspiracy to undermine God's Word. You see, these independent studies are just that: independent of the truth of the Word of God. A clear agenda to discover some truth other than what we have been given already. There is no other truth, and no one has been able to disprove Creation.

Floating Axe, Foru.ms 27 Comments [10/20/2007 10:51:41 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 30251

Yes I am Judgemental and I was given permisson to go so by GOD. If you can read go to the Bible and Read 2 Timithy 2:15. Read the whole book and you just might LEARN somthing!!!! Unless your afraid of what God has to say on the subjects that you are harrassing Christians about.

SuzyQ, The Tennessean 35 Comments [10/20/2007 8:11:50 PM]
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Quote# 30249

[Upon JK Rowling's announcement that Albus Dumbledore is gay]

you said it roger. Call me a bigot but I think that was just silly for her to have to reveal that about albus. I mean she could have at least left it to the imagination. if you want to be gay whatever, thats your concern, but dont’ write someting like that in a childrens book. Thats like encouraging kids to be gay, which is wrong in my opinion.

lydia mason, The Leaky Cauldron 49 Comments [10/20/2007 7:47:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 30248

The Bible says the fountains of the great deep opened up, meaning large amounts of water stored within the earth. Pangea would have been the only possibility for a preflood environment in order for it to be considered "very good" by God. This would have easily made it no problem for any animals to have came to the ark. Animals generally sense danger (ala tsunami) they would have come to the ark on their own. The continents would have rapidly separated just as happens in any strong earthquake. This would have sent tidal waves over the top of the land mass very rapidly. The drift has been slowing, so this means it was faster in the past. Volcanoes would have popped up quickly (eg. Hawaii) shooting ash into the air blocking out the sun cooling the atmosphere to prob 175 below 0. but the ocean would have still been very warm from the drift and volcanoes. causing polar ice caps(ice age). Again, none of this is observed either. Just the evidence. my theory is no worse or better than your theory. except I have the Bible and you have assumptions.

xguy, Sherdog 30 Comments [10/20/2007 7:46:57 PM]
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Submitted By: fisto
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Quote# 30247

stop there....but you are assuming that the lightwave has to travel to us....why can it not be that my eyes travel to it?...



supersport, CARM 108 Comments [10/20/2007 1:41:39 PM]
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Quote# 30244

[Regarding gays in the Scouts organisation]

For many of our poorest, Scouting is the first introduction to concepts like honor... The first place where they identify with the word... And... They are introduced to the idea that there is something greater than self-gratification.
The militant gays and other leftists are not interested in starting their own "gay-accepting" young men's organization... Any more than they are in starting their own Churches.
They just want to infiltrate, degrade, dilute, and "tear down" the organizations that now exist.

Malott, Malott's blog 30 Comments [10/20/2007 11:42:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Jacob
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Quote# 30224

Jerry Springer the Opera is the show with the 'moral' of 'no right or wrong,' which has an infantile coprophiliac Jesus Christ in a nappy, Mary 'raped by God', Jesus conceived because 'the condom split', Almighty God crying on Jerry Springer's shoulder, the statement 'All women are whores' and the Ku Klux Klan doing a dance routine. Satan and Jesus Christ have a foul-mouthed slanging match, the wounds of Christ and the sacrament of Holy Communion are ridiculed, Eve fondles Christ's genitals, and the mincing Saviour of the World says he is 'a bit gay'….

Click on a button on the left to find out how to oppose Jerry Springer the Opera at your nearest venue. A Stop Springer campaign is already getting organised at most of the venues and you can email the contact given to add your support. A multi-faceted campaign of prayer backed up by action such as contacting theatre managers and local councillors, and witnessing at the theatres over Christmas and the New Year is already under way at around half of the venues. As the Lord God raises up more Pastors to lead at the remaining venues, evangelists to hand out our ready-made Anti-Springer, Pro-Jesus tracts at the theatres, and Christian soldiers to go with the Sword of the Spirit into this spiritual battle, all venues will be covered, God willing.

Stop Springer, Stop Springer 31 Comments [10/20/2007 11:03:46 AM]
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Quote# 30239

Here are two


Sure! Evolutionism is the only religion in the world which operates on BLIND faith. There is not one shred of evidence for it. Since science has disproven ever assertion ever put forth by any evo scientist, believing it is so unsupportable, so faith-based, that it is religious. Evolutionists worship nothing as something.

So you see, evolutionism is a religious fantasy. There is NO evidence for it at all. It is speculation and conjecture presented as factual with no evidence whatsoever. That makes it non-science. It is in fact the grandest lie ever perpetrated on the world, and it is dying off rather quickly. There will not be another 50 years of teaching it in the world. It's days are numbered now


NephilimFree , NephilimFree's youtube channel 44 Comments [10/20/2007 9:58:15 AM]
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Quote# 30242

[Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law a ban on "discriminatory bias" against homosexuals and others with alternative sexual lifestyles.]

What they need to call for is a total Exodus from California. All the christians should flee the state, let them have their reprobate ways.

4given , Rapture Ready 70 Comments [10/20/2007 9:57:23 AM]
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Quote# 30245

[In response to JK Rowling's announcement that Albus Dumbledore was gay]

this is a terrible shame. What seemed like a wholesome book, ruined. What was highly touted among biblical christians as "christian" is nothign more than mordern day garbage. Our 3 copies are headed for the trash.

keithbrown, Newsweek.com 49 Comments [10/20/2007 8:56:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 30221

Cheetah

Created on Day 6

Design
The cheetah has smaller teeth than the other large cats. It has large, powerful claws that help grab the ground at high speeds, and larger nasal passages that allow it to take in more air during and after running. These physical features began to be used to kill prey after man’s disobedience against God.



Kids Answers, Kidsanswers.org 46 Comments [10/20/2007 7:19:40 AM]
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Quote# 30215

Evolution says: At some point in the past there was a "big bang" Material just spewed forth, expanding outward, spiralling, spinning, collecting into blobs of suns, planets and other objects...by chance. And then, with enough time, chemicals formed on their own, 'something' gave it a spark, and Voila! there was life. Of course, without some other precisely-coordinated events, they never suggest how this newly formed "life" was able to sustain itself; nor do they suggest the -source- for the "spark". They don't know how the "material" came into existence, nor can they explain their theory of the "point singularity" from which it "banged". It is all imaginary!


Pastor Roger, ChristiansUnite  42 Comments [10/20/2007 7:13:43 AM]
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Quote# 30237

u must be gay because the only people i know who are evolutionists are gay. people who are gay usually come from a evolutionary background. f-you

Anon, No Answers In Genisis 59 Comments [10/20/2007 7:13:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Sloan
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Quote# 30230

[Re-Elizabeth: The Golden Age]

This movie is pure propaganda! I am of Spanish descent and been catholic all my life. I'm very proud of my ancestors who saved Christendom by kicking out the moors from Europe. This movie does nothing but vilify them and paint a cartonish picture of our Church. It is depicable the way we are portrayed like monsters! If you are a catholic i Implore you not to see this garbage, or at least do not pay to see but i warn if you watch you will get physically sick by all the propaganda! STAY AWAY!

Too bad you english never accepted salvation through Jesus Christ. Protestantism is a heretical faith!!! And Elizabeth was a despicable tyrant who do not deserve all this praise! Thank you


Salcedo-1989 , Imdb.com 37 Comments [10/20/2007 7:12:31 AM]
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Quote# 30219

[Thread title: How do you know when God is speaking to you]

For me it is almost like my own voice in my head, like when you are thinking to yourself, only I can tell the difference between my voice in my head or the holy spirits voice. His word says I know my sheep and they know me, they know my voice. Usually when I have been praying or talking to God then I will get a thought or almost like a conversation in my "spirit" or mind I guess. It's hard to explain when it is something that you just "know". But it is definately different than just thinking thoughts for yourself, sometimes it is very powerful and sometimes it is very subtle.

Watching & waiting, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [10/20/2007 7:11:37 AM]
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