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Quote# 31739

Catholics murdered anyone found owning a Bible. Catholics aren't Christians. Catholics are a pagan cult. Catholicism teaches a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell (Galatians 1).

Chris, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [11/29/2007 8:50:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 31731

[Answering a question about a woman who has an abusive husband, emphasis mine]
The Scripture makes it very clear how God feels about divorce, He hates it. It is an Old Testament passage, but God has not changed his mind. He still hates divorce. It is not His will, it wasn't so from the beginning, and it is not so today. There have been occasions, both in Scripture and in our ministry, where a man was so vile that God has killed him. A woman can come to God asking Him to deliver her from a man if he will not repent, but a woman should be sure she has obeyed God in her relationship to her husband, before she asks such a thing.

Debi Pearl, No Greater Joy 34 Comments [11/29/2007 8:25:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Hector
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Quote# 31740

The King James Bible was written well before the Catholic Church came into existence. The protestants base their faith on this Bible, which was written through the apostles by God.

ifcgurl68, Yahoo answers 86 Comments [11/29/2007 8:24:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 31730

...The paitings of Jesus with long hair wearing a dress is folly and blasphemy!! That is man's way of attempting to bring Jesus down to an effeminate level. But the bride of Jesus will not allow it! Jesus did NOT have long hair nor did He flaunt around in a dress!!! He was the epitomy of a strong male, full of POWER!!

mossboy4, Youtube 69 Comments [11/29/2007 8:22:31 PM]
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Quote# 31725

I just wanted to write a note to let you know what a blessing your book has been. Months ago my mind was made up to file for a divorce. I was sure that I could live with out my husband and that my girls would be better off with out him for a father. His marijuana use, pornography addiction, pathological lying, and non-support of us had me convinced of it. I was in the process of filing the divorce papers, a couple days before that, my mother gave me “Created to be His Help Meet” and I began reading it. I decided that being a "Christian" woman it was worth while to at least try the Bible's way. I've tried every other way, even followed pastor's advice, my parent's advice, etc., etc., etc, all with the same end result: file for divorce. After reading your book I realized for the first time that God's way is for me to love, respect, honor, and OBEY, no matter what. I now realize that my husband may never change, but that's not what’s important...God wants me to change. For the first time in my 3 years of marriage, I have peace. Right now he lives in another state, with the goal of buying a home and moving the rest of us in with him as soon as possible. All though I only get to talk to him by phone, my whole demeanor and attitude towards him has changed and we have finally stopped fighting. It's been amazing! I finally have a realistic idea of what God created me to be. Thanks for writing such a wonderful book and teaching us younger women. .

E. W., created to be his help meet Testimonies 42 Comments [11/29/2007 8:20:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Jake Steel
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Quote# 31735

When you chunk a bad marriage, you chunk your lifelong opportunity for God to have manifested his power and glory. A failing marriage is a challenge to God. [...]

If you or your children have been hit (other than the children being spanked) so as to leave discernable marks two hours later, and you genuinely fear that he will repeat his battering, you can take legal steps without divorcing your husband. In a moment when he is not angry, calmly inform him that the next time he physically assaults you or the kids, you are going to call the law and have him arrested. You must first resolve in your heart that you are willing to prosecute him and see him go to jail. I visit prisons every week. It is a great place to mull over the consequences of one’s deeds. And I have never met a prisoner that turned down a visit from anyone. Think about it, lady; it is a great time for writing love letters and sharing a three-minute romantic phone call once a week. Guys who get out of prison run straight home to their ladies and treat them wonderfully—for a while anyway.

Michael, No Greater Joy 28 Comments [11/29/2007 7:23:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 31727

Vestigial organs are the invention of evolutionists. My grandmother was lost her tailbone from an accident when she was 50 years old. For the next 40 years she had pain sitting for any length of time. I have all my teeth----------wisdom and all. It is very hard for me to bight off more than I can chew....... Goosebumps help to warm one up when one stands in a draft. GOD did not make any unuseful parts; however, HE has allowed man's body to cope when some parts (because of a sinful world) go bad. That was a blessing.


Little Nipper, foru.ms 34 Comments [11/29/2007 7:14:10 PM]
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Quote# 31736

But if your husband has sexually molested the children, you should approach him with it. If he is truly repentant (not just exposed) and is willing to seek counseling, you may feel comfortable giving him an opportunity to prove himself, as long as you know the children are safe. If there is any thought that they are not safe, or if he is not repentant and willing to seek help, then go to the law and have him arrested. Stick by him, but testify against him in court. Have him do about 10 to 20 years, and by the time he gets out, you will have raised the kids, and you can be waiting for him with open arms of forgiveness and restitution. Will this glorify God? Forever. You ask, "What if he doesn’t repent even then?" Then you will be rewarded in heaven equal to the martyrs, and God will have something to rub in the Devil’s face. God hates divorce—always, forever, regardless, without exception.

Michael, No Greater Joy 55 Comments [11/29/2007 5:09:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 31713

[How come it's against board rules to make fun of Xtianity..but ok to mock other religions???.]

Because other religions are false and are lies.To mock Christianity ( and its wrong to replace the name of Christ with a X !) is to mock the one true living God! Huge difference I would say

AllforHim, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [11/29/2007 5:59:18 AM]
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Quote# 31719

When you tune in to electronic pornography you have established a two-way link with the spiritual underworld. When you lie in bed at night and conjure up wicked images, the devils won’t stop with your mind; they will gleefully rush into the bedrooms of your children and assault their little souls and bodies. Evil thoughts will come to their minds – thoughts you have been thinking that are telegraphed to them by the devils. Your defenseless children will be taken captive, and you are the one that threw the gate open to the enemy.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 61 Comments [11/29/2007 5:58:54 AM]
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Quote# 31717

Do you think the Inquisitors were born again believers or just a religious cult?
You are under the assumption, as many are, that the Inquisitions were performed by God's true church, which is why some try to excuse it as 'not being so bad', but in actuality, a satanic counterfeit church mirroring true Christianity conducted the horrors of the Inquisition.

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [11/29/2007 5:57:38 AM]
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Submitted By: khaine
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Quote# 31718

Atheism is a religion. Atheists worship the very act of not worshipping anything or anyone.


wildkoala, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [11/29/2007 5:38:13 AM]
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Quote# 31714

[Thread title: We are not to judge others???????? Tolerance...the NEW veiled sin]

It is all a matter of who squeaks the loudest. The squeaky wheel gets the grease first. I agree, sin is sin is sin. I also know some who are homosexual, but, we havent talked about it. Just the other day, one of my friends' daughter introduced me to her girl friend. She says " this is my girlfriend (her name here)" Later on I talked to the step-dad and asked him about it, and he confirmed it. This girl has babysat my little girls before!!!!!!! I about wanted to gag [vomiting emoticon], but thought better of it and it was time to go anyway. I am pretty sure she knows my stance on these things, I cannot even imagine going up to someone I knew and introduce someone of the same sex as my partner. [vomiting emoticon]

We need more people to stand up and preach the Word of God without washing it down or throwing in a little world into it. uggghhhh


blessedinhim, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [11/29/2007 4:13:58 AM]
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Quote# 31716

[...]

There is also exposure in school. My daughter goes to a Christian school (Church of Christ) and she saw The Lion King in pre-K 4 (I wouldn't let her see it because I thought it was too violent and didn't know about the showing until my daughter told me later), and in 1st grade saw the Wizard of Oz (that movie freaked me out at age 10).

Her friend from next door (same age and has an older brother...her father is a preacher) told her last Christmas that there is no Santa Claus and my daughter asked my mother if it were true. My daughter is asking if Santa is real at SIX!!!

Anyway, my point is, it is near impossible to filter out everything that you want to filter out. There is always someone that is exposing them whether they acknowledge it or not. Yet another reason why I am excited about Jesus coming. To save her from all of this worldly things.


JenGC, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [11/29/2007 4:13:25 AM]
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Quote# 31709

Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 63 Comments [11/29/2007 4:11:57 AM]
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Quote# 31708

[Well, DNA contains coding and it's occurs naturally so I guess the proof [that codes do not occur naturally] has been toppled. That was pretty easy. Got any more?

Do we find DNA in Outer Space? Did we discover DNA on the Moon? Is DNA found in meteors? If not, it isn't a "natually occurring" phenomenon. It is quite unique to unique living things on this unique planet.

LittleNipper, Foru.ms 24 Comments [11/29/2007 4:09:54 AM]
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Quote# 31704

“ In your book “Created to be His Help Meet,” you touched on one topic in one chapter, and I wonder if you have any further writings on it. It is in regard to inappropriate friendships between married women. I’ve noticed that in some friendships with other wives, they seem to have higher expectations of me emotionally than I am able to meet, to the extent that there has been a “break-up” when I can’t or won’t go any further in emotional closeness. It is very strange. I see wives drawn and encouraged to commit emotional adultery with other women, usually because they have told each other that their husbands are not equipped to meet all of their emotional needs; so form these emotional attachments that are beyond normal friendship. It would seem that they are betraying the intimacy they should have with their husbands by this type of friendship. What are your thoughts on this? ”
~ A Reader

Debi answers:
This type of emotional relationship between women is a facet of homosexuality. It is UGLY, filthy, and an unclean abomination. Break all such relationships off now, and consider yourself fortunate to have escaped.”

Reader/Debi, Created to be his help meet 44 Comments [11/28/2007 8:37:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 31697

What's scary is that the natural disasters they won't be able to stop will cure their population problem, but they will still kill the ones they deem unfit to live.It seems to me though, that, all these religions that call themselves THE church, and have billions of members, and say they are against abortion, why is it happening even more frequently in this day and age than it has ever happened before. I know the whole abortion thing is satanic, because I like to think that God sends down needed angels down here, with these precious new-borns, to help us out, and the evil one knows it. But this is just my own opinion. I would hate to even be a fly on Throne-Rooms' wall when that lady tries to explain her decision to abort her baby, with that excuse, to THE ALMIGHTY!


Isaiah, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [11/28/2007 7:50:49 PM]
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Quote# 31696

Peace
Im not for sure either way on this dinosaur thing...although something tells me it's not on the up and up. Peope will go to great lengths to make money. I do believe they would actually make this shit up so they could ge paid. Yeah, I think somebody needs to find up what's relly going on in these museums.
Peace


Aqueous Moon, Wu Tang Corp 29 Comments [11/28/2007 7:50:43 PM]
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Quote# 31702

[on the riots in Paris]

The mistake was in having the cops patrolling those neighborhoods in the first place. Let 'em rob, rape, fight and kill each other. They're a bunch of savages. Let 'em be savages. Use the cops to keep them contained within a perimeter and that's all, instead of sending them in to control these freaks. The cops' lives are worth more than these savages are.

Anything that decreases that population is a good thing

Venus de Smilo, FreeConservatives 31 Comments [11/28/2007 7:08:43 PM]
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Quote# 31701

There are some tricksters in religions like Hindu which can do some things that would knock off his socks... and we Christians understand that demons can indeed do things that will try to convince people that they are indeed some kind of holy man or what ever.

My aunt and uncle were in India after the 2nd WW and saw real men walk on red hot coals. The feet did not feel pain, and the guy did not die.
That is not a slight of some sort. It is, as we would believe a work by demons who have that kind of power... to awe and trick people into those kinds of things.

I am Victory67, Unbelief.org 34 Comments [11/28/2007 7:06:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 31700

As I have always said.....there is NO such thing as a true atheist.

Label them what they really are. God haters.

CaiperLane, Prophecy Fellowship Forums 47 Comments [11/28/2007 5:54:25 PM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 31690

This life on Earth is but temporary. It is preparation for REAL life. Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive.

Logically, the most important thing in life is your personal relationship with our Creator!

He has given us a book, The Holy Bible. In it are many instructions and historically accurate stories.

Your SOUL (your essence … your karma … your inner being) will go back to God after this life.

Don’t make it your life’s pursuit to hide from God behind evolution (without even bothering to watch even one Kent Hovind video)

P.A., CSE blogs 46 Comments [11/28/2007 4:11:44 PM]
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Quote# 31689

“WOW! Created to be His Help Meet is by far the best book (outside of the Bible, of course) that I have ever read on being a wife and mother, and I sure have read a bunch of them! Thank you, thank you, thank you for taking the time to write this book. My husband wants to submit a top ten list - the top 10 indications you know your wife got the new Debi Pearl book.(wink). For example, you know your wife has read the book if she is wanting to make love twice in a day!!”


Kathleen, Created To Be His Helpmeet 47 Comments [11/28/2007 1:55:02 PM]
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Quote# 31698

[If all the people that preachpro-life would just take a child home with them and give them a home like they make it sound so easy! Life would be dandy and we would not have so many unwanted children in a foster home.]

This makes my blood BOIL. I would LOVE to take a child (or several children, for that matter) home and give them a good life and so would several thousand other couples who cannot have children. The problem is, there ARE NOT "so many unwanted children" in foster homes. The majority of them have been heartlessly aborted by selfish women who have been brainwashed into believing that it is their choice to kill their own child and that there are no consequences for doing so.

Your argument literally makes me sick to my stomach.


spbluebird, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [11/28/2007 1:49:58 PM]
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