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Quote# 30875

Evolution is a bunch of Satan's lies.

Everything came from the same cell.

This is not possible or women would be having other living things too.

Man came from apes. If this was true women would be having apes too.

How can anyone believe these lies when the proof is shown.

Evolution is Satan's lies or mothers would be having roaches, cows and apes or what ever.

Evolution is Satan's lies.

Customized Song Writer, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [11/6/2007 8:56:13 PM]
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Quote# 30880

Evolution was Vladimir Ilich Lenin’s problem. Lenin lead the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and took over Russia. He killed the Zar [sic] and his family in cold blood. There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 57 Comments [11/6/2007 7:11:33 PM]
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Quote# 30872

[Do you think it's fair to ban gay marriage? Do you think people are born gay?]

You are not banning anything. What you are doing is destroying a whole way of life all because 8 per cent of the world’s population are afflicted with a highly curable, highly treatable mental illness known as HOMOSEXUALISM; much the same as ALCOHOLISM . . . It can be cured if only the so-called diseased person turns to the right treatment centers. Political money-grabbing leeches are not the right people to turn to. Calling clean, pure, God-fearing Christians names like bigot, basher, and phobic and hi-jacking otherwise fine words from the Webster’s Dictionary is NOT the answer either. The world is not going to just change for any 8 per cent of anything! The 92 percent is always going to be showing respect for the institution of marriage; unless they, themselves all become worthless, gutless failures in society, also. This not politics! This is common-sense!

SAMD010, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [11/6/2007 7:07:32 PM]
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Quote# 30874

[Evolution is not a religion]

Wrong. Evolutionism is based entirely on blind, gullible, undiscerning faith that countless trillions of impossibilities resulted in all life on Earth from non-life. It's the religion for atheists.

[... and much of what is in the Bible probably is mythology, or at least, allegory.]

Spoken like a blind, gullible, undiscerning atheist.


DoctorDoom, FreeConservatives 45 Comments [11/6/2007 6:57:40 PM]
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Quote# 30879

If Evolution is true, there is no Creator, so laws come from mans opinion. That is called a democracy, which is a terrible form of government. Democracies always degenerate into dictatorships. In America, it is sad to say, has become a democracy.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 67 Comments [11/6/2007 6:51:22 PM]
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Quote# 30869

(What to teach children about homosexuality)
tell them what a nasty child you are and you are not fit for Islam nor Christianity. You only fit for hell fire. And if one of you see him wrong I'm going to punish you and tell your deeds in front of all of them and that will make them feel cheap. Keep them separate from lost founds because those will spoil our children.

Use same method for older children. See this girl over here. She wants her for her sweetheart. See this little boy over here. He wants him for his wife. See those boys over here they are not natural. They are savages. They want to be sweethearts with each other. These are the type Allah wants to burn up.


Elijah Muhammad, Muhammad Speaks 44 Comments [11/6/2007 6:18:45 PM]
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Quote# 30867

I am convinced that during the days of Jared there was an initial group of about two hundred angels who desended into the reigon around Mt Hermon and married human women. Then there was a trickle down of angels up until the flood. After that (the flood) there was a continual trickle down until approximately 1300-800 B.C. My assumption is that by then, those that couldn’t resist the allure of women were just about all here on the earth. I suspect that there are still possibly an occasional angel that falls in love and decides “it’s worth it”.

sonofjapeth, CSE Blogs 49 Comments [11/6/2007 4:48:03 PM]
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Quote# 30866

I am still convince that the Ark is on Mt Ararat because there are too many eye witness accounts of people seeing it for it not to be there.

the welders wife, CSE Blogs 44 Comments [11/6/2007 12:00:16 PM]
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Quote# 30863

[...] When one gets up on a high horse, something will come along to knock you off of it. It reminds me of the time my then 17 year old was taunting God. He was sitting at our kitchen table and we were having a discussion about God. We were teaching him about attitude and warning him that if he didn't straighten up that God would step in. He said "bring it on". We were wide eyed and said you have no idea what you are talking about. That night skiing he broke in arm so badly they had to ambulance him to the hospital for emergency surgery and put pins in his bones to hold it together. The next day he apologized to us and to God for his attitude and he is now married, 24 and just finished bible college and is a pastor. [...]


Kathe, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [11/6/2007 9:37:18 AM]
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Quote# 30857

THANKSGIVING

The pagans in Rome celebrated their thanksgiving in early October. The holiday was dedicated to the goddess of the harvest, Ceres, and the holiday was called Cerelia. The Catholic church took over the pagan holiday and it became well established in England, where some of the pagan customs and rituals for this day were observed long after the Roman Empire had disappeared. In England the "Harvest Home" has been observed continuously for centuries.

In our own hemisphere, among the Aztecs of Mexico, the harvest took on a grimmer aspect. Each year a young girl, a representation of Xilonen, The goddess of the new corn, was beheaded. The Pawnees also sacrificed a girl. In a more temperate mood, the Cherokees of the American Southeast danced the Green Corn Dance and began the new year at harvest's end.

No wonder Chief Massasoit and his ninety braves felt right at home with the Pilgrim Fathers on that day in 1621!! Obviously, the idea for this "first Thanksgiving" did not just "pop" into the mind of Governor Bradford as most people believe! On the contrary Thanksgiving, in the guise of the pagan harvest festivals, can be traced right back to ancient Babylon and the worship of Semiramis!

Max Mitchell, Nazarite.net 32 Comments [11/6/2007 6:26:34 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 30864

My mother was watching the Amazing Race last night and I was just there. They had a lesbian couple (get this) that were both ministers. It didn't say the religion but I told my that I wanted to puke every time they were on. They said "maybe we should pray" and I was thinking "ooohhhhh you are giving SUCH a bad picture of Christianity"


JenGC, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [11/6/2007 2:18:59 AM]
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Quote# 30861

[While discussing the news about an Egyptian man being executed in Saudia Arabia for practicing black magic]

He should know - Black Magic is one of the most evil things ever - and i am glad they got rid of him

dunya_or_akhira, Ummah.com forum 30 Comments [11/6/2007 12:19:47 AM]
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Quote# 30859

When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. "What do you mean?" the media challenged me. "You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe in the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?" My simple answer is, "Yes, they are."

Pat Robertson, Big Scary List of Pat Robertson Quotations 36 Comments [11/5/2007 11:57:29 PM]
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Quote# 30849

[FSTDT Darwin Award?]

A young mother has died after giving birth to twins, amid claims that she had refused a blood transfusion because of her faith. Jehovah's Witness Emma Gough, 22, from Telford, Shropshire, gave birth on 25 October.

The Royal Shrewsbury Hospital said an internal review into the case would take place.

Family friend Terry Lovejoy said: "They are going through an immense amount of turmoil and grief."

He added: "We follow the Bible and abstain from blood and I've got no reason to believe that Emma didn't share those views."


Emma Gough, BBC NEWS 52 Comments [11/5/2007 11:53:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Quote# 30853

[RE: a male poster who had an affair with a coworker and is struggling with discontinuing the affair]

Your wife will be very hurt and this is to be expected. God provided you a help meet. A good help meet will help you through this even though she is hurt.


Beth O, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [11/5/2007 11:45:46 PM]
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Quote# 30852

The fact is the book of Mormon has been changed over the years unlike our bible.

99svtgreensnake, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [11/5/2007 10:49:21 PM]
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Quote# 30851

When Jesus walked the earth when he was here, he saw Paganism all over. The Romans had the god "PAN" all over the place. Have you ever seen the god PAN? He's VILE!

I never saw those gods till I went to Greece. I went into a store in Athens to purchase a scarf, when my eyes fell on this small statue of PAN!!! I was in SHOCK!!!!!!!!!! My Jaw dropped to the floor!!!!!!! My husband began laughing at me.......of course he's more educated than I and knew about this.....but he was laughing at my response. lol.

I don't know how to say this to those who have never seen the god PAN.......but .........if you haven't seen that statue........and someday you do........... your JAW WILL DROP TO THE FLOOR TOO!

It's about fertility.........and I GUESS THEY WANTED TO BE REAL FERTILE.......if you get my meaning? I mean REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL FERTILE!

Anyway, I told the store manager that I was offended by that thing and because of that I wouldn't buy anything at her store. And then she laughed....because what works in USA does not work there! You can't threaten them with that stuff. That's been going on since the days of Jesus there and to this day, they are still selling those gods....believe it or not!

But Jesus said, be in the world but not of the world. Be NOT LIKE THEM. Be the Salt, be the Light of the world. So that's what we're supposed to do.

I am not sure if I was salt or light when my jaw dropped.......but .........oh well....I tried

Racheal59, Rapture Ready 93 Comments [11/5/2007 10:03:01 PM]
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Quote# 30847

[Commenting on an article about Jesus Camp]

What an unfair and biased hack job this article is. It's insulting great swaths of folks across America, and portrays things incorrectly. This film was edited to produce a hostile reaction to the camp, and towards Christianity in general. Check out the producers of this film. You Brits have thrown away Christianity the way you are throwing away your soverignty. Your churches are deserted, almost deserted, or being turned into Mosques. Maybe this writer has a hostility towards Christianity because he's from a different religion. Or an athiest. Or maybe he's gay and can't stand the condemnation. Whatever. Just don't believe this bunk. It's mostly because of Chrtistianity that Americans are the most generous folks in the world. Check out the stats.


Mitzi, Daily Telegraph 33 Comments [11/5/2007 10:02:25 PM]
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Submitted By: SimonC
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Quote# 30843

[A gay man states he would like to have children]

Terrible idea. If you want to be homosexual then you need to face facts: Two women or two men cannot procreate! Having sex with anyone just to have a baby to satisfy your own selfishness is disgusting. It should be illegal. Children need to grow up in a house with a mom and dad that are in a stable, loving marriage together.

motochic467, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [11/5/2007 9:32:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30848

Also, the Israelites did not rape any kids when they took their land. They killed kids, yes, but the peoples of the lands they took were involved in the vilest practices, and the kids were coming out of the womb virtual “Rosemarys Babies”, and “Damien Omens”. And please dont get on me because I’m using movie references. The description fits. And killing and war isnt neccesarily immoral.

pj2d01, Sam Harris forum 29 Comments [11/5/2007 9:31:38 PM]
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Quote# 30846

Catholics are not Christians. Catholics teach a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell.

The first Christians were all Jews that believed fundamentalist doctrine. Catholics didn't exist for 300 years after that.

Chris, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [11/5/2007 9:19:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30844

[How would you react to an atheist running for president?]

I wouldn't vote for him, DUH! Because I don't want my rights to freedom of religion taken away from me.

motochic467, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [11/5/2007 9:01:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30840

[After a poster questions whether he should tell his fundie father he's gay.]

Parents should never stop loving their children, but I'd kick your gay butt out of my house to. Good luck paying for college!

motorchic467, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [11/5/2007 9:00:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30821

(In response to the "Golden Compass" books)

Someone should complain that it is an insult. We don't need them to put up with this any more than a black person need to put up with a fantasy book with a secret message on hatred written by a KKK

Cd4u 2, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [11/5/2007 6:36:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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Quote# 30825

[Better known as Jake S from his Richard Dawkins forums days, he's changed one letter of his username, but hasn't changed anything else - he's still spamming boards with his I Ching and Atlantis woo ...]

It's an uneccessary theory, and the phenomena is proven to be possible without the theory evolutionists invented to explain it.

It also is not likely to ever be possible without damaging the cells and destroying them

As for why things would have different genomes? Likely their origin is from different dimensions and different vibrational levels of existence

Jake M, Jake M 18 Comments [11/5/2007 5:56:38 PM]
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