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Quote# 30837

[So, you're in favour of a Church State, are you?

Which Church?]

*The* Church. There is only one. All others are blasphemy.

[But there ARE many different churches in America, even if you think most of them are blasphemous. Which church should be invlolved in the government?]

No, there aren't. There is one church, and many imitators.

[Well, tell us which one it is, then. Lands sakes, man, there's 30,000 to choose from, and that's just restricting it to Christianity. I wouldn't want to join the wrong one by mistake. G'wan, tell us. Is it a secret? Are you the only one in it?]

The true faith is self-evident.

Jason, FSTDT boards 49 Comments [11/5/2007 5:28:39 PM]
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Quote# 30822

Clearly the democrats are more concerned with joking around than with the serious business of running our country. Which is why the power should remain in the hands of the responsible republicans.

There are many issues at hand that are no joking matter. The war against barbaric terrorists in Iraq, Afghanistan, and around the globe. The plots of the other two members of the axis of evil to kill Americans. The assault on the sanctity of marriage by homosexual deviants. The daily murder of innocent infants by their own mothers through an evil process called abortion, which should really be called infanticide. The crisis of marriage whereby couples ignore biblical law and are divorcing at an alarming rate.

It is sickening that there is even a debate to elect the democrats.


Sian, LA, CA , CNN Political Ticker 33 Comments [11/5/2007 2:56:45 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11
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Quote# 30824

(In response to the judgement against the Westboro Bapt. Church)

Actually, satan has pulled a pretty clever and devious scheme here. he uses the evil Phelps group to vilify the name of Christ amongst the lost and unbelievers and gives all believers a bad name. Then he uses that to cause a way to silence the church through legislation.

Final Trumpet, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [11/5/2007 2:56:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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Quote# 30816

There is no such thing as "fish" gene, or a "bird" chromosome, or a "primate" chromosome. There is no such thing as an "inverted", or an "inside out" chromosome. DNA and Genes simply are whole long strands, of many smaller parts which fit together acording to I Ching principles of Yin and Yang. They can fit together in the same way magnets can be attracted, and just how magnets can be repelled some genes cannot fit. That's all. You have superimposed, and force-fitted human and chimp chromosomes to match, and claimed that proves relation when it does not To say "primate" genes is dishonest. There is no genetic mechanism for evolution, or gene change. It can't happen

Jake M, IIDB 25 Comments [11/5/2007 2:52:58 PM]
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Quote# 30818

Therapy and Christianity are at odds with one-another. There are Christian therapists....but that is an oxymoron...they are two completely different views.

tracifish, hannity forum 27 Comments [11/5/2007 10:46:12 AM]
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Quote# 30817

Oh --- and no --- I'm not planning on answering MrGoodBytes' question. He's trying to draw me into a scientific discussion that I can't back with Scripture.

Besides --- I don't know the answer anyway --- it's not documented in the Bible.

AV1611VET, foru.ms 40 Comments [11/5/2007 10:30:54 AM]
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Quote# 30812

There is a fairly credible theory that the Roman Empire began to "degenerate" because its leaders were eating from plates and dishes (gold/silver) that were heavily laced with LEAD, as was their coinage, after the time of Christ. The reason lead was being added (metal adulteration) was because precious metal was in short supply. Scraping of such plates with utensils while cooking/serving/eating would guarantee consumption of lead by people like Nero and Caligula - -

It is interesting that so many products coming from China for the use by our children and grandchildren are laced with lead. The Chinese are NOT stupid people. On the contrary, they have deeply understood the use of metals for all kinds of things for 5-7,000 years. It was the Chinese who were often used in the old West to refine gold with the use of arsenic, for instance. Our dependence on trade goods from China may have given them an avenue to attack our younger generations. The Chinese are very patient people. To assume they would NEVER think of such a long range project would show just stupid we might really be -

greywolfghost, Military.com 38 Comments [11/4/2007 11:42:15 PM]
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Quote# 30805

[regarding homeopathy]

See double slit experiment. The person making the medicine and observing it influences it. Along with that, the shaking in between dilution introduces ether and extracts the spirit of the substance which was all known in alchemy 100's of years ago. Even recent scientific studies give credit to alchemical transmutations

beatsmyth, YouTube Comment Section 38 Comments [11/4/2007 10:36:07 PM]
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Submitted By: PNO
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Quote# 30807

[Under links to super soakers and olive oil on Amazon]

Take the Kingdom of God by Force..

Anointing by oil is very powerful and appears as Fire in the spirit realm. If you are looking to see what God can do.. get into action, and anoint your home, neighborhood and schools. Ask the Lord to bless the oil, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Then head down to some porno centers and spray them down, while asking God to curse the foul stem of its power in the name of Jesus. Praise God..


Anonymous, Count Down USA 39 Comments [11/4/2007 10:34:09 PM]
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Quote# 30801

Inventions we would have been better off without?

Trade unions, of course, one of the most evil movements to have inhabited the earth.

Will the world ever forgive us?

Theo, Daily Telegraph 31 Comments [11/4/2007 10:30:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Quote# 30798

Atheistic Design Deniers (ADD) are kind of like a tribe that finds cars in the jungle, but has never seen, and refuses to accept that cars are built in a factory. They might say that the "science demands" that we accept the "fact" that cars evolved from pigs. Only the weak-minded believe in a car company because they read it in a manual. Their ancestors wrote that manual to enslave our tribe to belief in the skygods! Are we that much more advanced?

tubewatch59, YouTube 49 Comments [11/4/2007 9:25:26 PM]
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Quote# 30803

I think we should destroy Ancient Babylon (Iraq) just in case Ahmadinejad is fighting to bring the Apocapalyse through a Holy war,

or.....

Destroy Ancient Babylon just in case Ahmadinejad is trying to rebuild the caliphate,(Iraq being the historical capital).

In other words, I'm cool with staying the course.

HelloooClareece , Free Republic 27 Comments [11/4/2007 9:24:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Quote# 30802

[Ummm...homosexuality is a political tool to achieve what, exactly?]

To destroy the moral fiber of this nation.

They are being used as a political tool to destroy the Judeo-Christian morals that this country was founded on, and replace these morals with Atheistic secular humanism, and the morals thereof.

Simple. Not rocket science.

SheildOfFaith, ForU.ms 42 Comments [11/4/2007 9:20:30 PM]
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Submitted By: WatersMoon110
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Quote# 30806

If a Christian sins he actualy gives the Devil a legal right to affect his life. For example unforgiveness in a women especially with another female has been known to make one more vulnerable to breast cancer. Sin and sickness are linked.

Watchwoman, BBC Religion 38 Comments [11/4/2007 9:13:02 PM]
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Quote# 30797

[[Response to; "Perfect Loving Omni God Vs Ordering Genocide and Murder

Why would an all-powerful, loving, and perfect Creator ask humans to commit genocide and murder so often? For one thing, can't he do his own dirty work?"]]

If God says to do it, then it is good to do. And as far as God doing His own work, ever heard of Noah and the flood? Have you ever read Revelations?

IronManMatt, Foru.ms 33 Comments [11/4/2007 8:47:04 PM]
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Quote# 30799

Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-'Arifi explains the proper way to beat your wife.

...if you beat her lightly with your hand, and so on, it is meant to convey: "Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore." If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly. He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child - slapping them right and left. Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this.

Muhammad Al-'Arifi, Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) 40 Comments [11/4/2007 8:38:14 PM]
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Quote# 30795

When you look at bacteria and see the evolution of bacteria, you also look at the embryo succession of HUMAN life,you SEE that GOD has use this as HIS way to bring human life to where it is at this point.

You and I do NOT know the will of GOD But we can be assured that HE knows better than your THEORIES. God does not fit within your scope but is much broader than you think He is. BESIDE THIS IS NOT AN ARTICLE OF FAITH! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL!

Snake, FSTDT Comments 36 Comments [11/4/2007 6:38:34 PM]
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Quote# 30796

[In reference to Philip Pullmans' Golden Compass]

How can you say that Pullman contemplates the divine. He has said in interviews in Australia that he can not possibly understand the words spiritual and spirituality. He is an athiest through and through and is not content with letting people have faith in their own beliefs but rather he wishes to stray the weak minded away from their roots and lead them into the dark and empty feelings of atheism (which if you do your research is just a version of Satanism but without the costumes)

jsr2222, IMDb 21 Comments [11/4/2007 6:35:35 PM]
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Quote# 30792

Rowenn: Obviously you haven't read the Bible or you wouldn't make such an ignorant statement. God has made His views on homosexuality very clear throughout the Bible. Here is just one verse:

1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

The Word is clear. Unrepentant (practicing) homosexuals who die in their sin, GO TO HELL. They can go to church, they can call themselves a Christian...but if they are practicing homosexuals when they die--they will spend eternity in Hell.

This passage lists a number of sins that offer the same consequences for unrepentance. An unrepentant thief goes straight to hell as well.

BUT, no other sin listed in that passage has a number of followers out to forcibly legalize their sin-calling sin a civil right.

When Jesus stopped the stoning of the adulteress, He told her to, "Go and sin no more." Repentance doesn't mean perfection, or a lack of struggle...The sin must stop! If a gay or lesbian isn't even attempting to stop the sin-They will burn: end of story.

Bottom line, Rowenn: Unrepentant gays and lesbians are gonna burn. This is not a translation issue--its the Word of God.
--If you don't like it, then maybe Christianity is not for you.

Mr Mann, FSTDT Comments 38 Comments [11/4/2007 6:25:43 PM]
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Quote# 30788

I think it's time I clarify some things.

First, Homosexuality is a sin. Just like adultery is a sin. Just like lying is a sin.

Second, we are all hardwired from birth to sin. The heart of man is inately evil. Sin is first-nature to all humans.

Third, just because I'm born a liar doesn't mean I (habitually) lie. I was born a thief, but I don't (habitually) steal. Likewise, I was born a homosexual, but I don't engage in homosexual relations.

Fourth, nowhere does God condemn homosexuality. He condemns those who practice sodomy. Nowhere does god condemn liars, but he condemns those who lie.

Fifth, what's the difference? Not much. If you lie, that makes you a liar. If you steal, that makes you a thief. If you practice sodomy, that makes you a sodomite.

As a sum up: Stealing is a sin. We're all born in sin. Therefore, we're all thieves. Sodomy is a sin. We're all born to sin. Therefore, we're all born sodomites.

The true difference is if one acts on their orientation. I've known many gay men and lesbians who have turned from their lifestyles and avoid the temptation to act on their urges.

We're not saying that homosexuals are evil, any more than all the rest of us are evil. But sodomy is a sin. We've been instructed by Christ to rebuke sinners, but not to judge them.

Two of my friends are bisexual. One is practicing, one is not. Which one is the sinner? All three of us.

Get it?

Christs_Warrior, thewaythetruth.com 35 Comments [11/4/2007 3:35:26 PM]
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Quote# 30784

[referring to a post where students were allowed excused absences for pagan holidays]

pagans might as well have holidays now cause hell aint no picnic

icebear, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [11/4/2007 2:37:22 PM]
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Quote# 30789

No not at all, unlike those who just accept what some one wrote in a science book to cover up their own religions agenda, most who have learned how to think for themselves look at the glaring holes in evolution, such as no explanation for how life Begin, no explanation for where all the matter originated that was in the "big bang" No explanation for the complete failure of the fossil record to show just one ( of the billions) of species evolving into the next species, we all know that the fossil record shows EVERY species coming into being intact. After looking at those many holes we reject the religious undertones of the naturalistic cult that those "brightest minds" you mention belong to. And chose to think for ourselves.

Darwin Lied, Yahoo Answers 32 Comments [11/4/2007 2:34:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30794

Cross-dressing is forbidden by God, and is not a source of fun or humor. It opens the door of the mind of a young person to ideas that they ought not be entertaining, even for a second.

S. Marie Raber, Sharper Iron Forums 44 Comments [11/4/2007 2:08:44 PM]
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Quote# 30781

God has to exist.

The universe either came from something, or nothing. no one believes it came from nothing.

Was that something personal or impersonal? If it were impersonal, how did we get persons?

dawson-39, IMDB 40 Comments [11/4/2007 10:55:09 AM]
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Quote# 30791

[Right...so, if all current types of terrestrial life on earth came from the ark, why didn't the more efficient placentals beat marsupials from Mt. Ararat to Australia and why did marsupials make it at all?]

Did it occur to anyone that cats hate water.And perhaps marsupials could have easily made the swim from Papua New Guinea to Austrailia.

cutegecko3, IIDB 34 Comments [11/4/2007 10:54:36 AM]
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