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Quote# 30777

Being a Christian I was quite curious as to how a perfume called "Angel" would smell like. I was mortified. It's so offensive that knowing people think they smell good with this on is quite angering. Strutting around proudlt while stinking up the place makes me want to kill them. Maybe they should just choke to death on it or I'd do it for them. I hope you get the idea of how bad it is.

Petite Lass, Perfume Emporium 35 Comments [11/4/2007 10:53:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Tdevil
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Quote# 30779

According to a witness, the Illuminati Programmers got a big laugh out of using Disneyland as a major Illuminati base for criminal activity. Under the disguise of entertaining the world, they carried out money laundering, child slavery laundering, and mind-control. They nick-named Disneyland “the little syndicate of mind-control.” When a child of 3 or 4 was kidnapped, they could torture the child and then put him on a ride such as a ferris wheel or carousel that a. created dissociation from the pain, while also b. going along with some fairy tale programming script. An abducted child while waiting to be picked up from one Illuminati non-parent caretaker by another, could be kept happy and distracted while waiting for the pickup. For years, Disneyland was an Illuminati center for many of their world-wide activities. Now Disney has created other sites around the world such as EuroDisneyland 20 miles east of Paris and Tokyo Disneyland. Tokyo Disneyland in 1991 had 16 million people attend. With such hugh crowds, it doesn’t take much imagination how the Illuminati have been able to do sneaky criminal activities right in front of people, and the public never sees it, in the middle of all the activity. EuroDisney has been a money losing affair, but the Saudis who benefit from its mind-control, gave Disney the money to keep it financially in business. Walt Disney Records is the largest children’s record label in the world. Disney through their movies, books, toys, records, etc. has made a tremendous impact on the children of the world. Their movie Return from Witches Mountain was one of the most powerful witchcraft promotions ever made. Ducktails, which has deliberate Monarch mind-control triggers written into the script, is also broadcast in Poland and the former USSR.

Fritz Springmeier, The 13 Illuminati Satanic Bloodlines 53 Comments [11/4/2007 8:38:41 AM]
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Quote# 30775

I had a best friend for three years who suffered from severe MPD and claimed to have many "past lives." Ocassionally she would speak in foreign languages (or what sounded like foreign languages) and even some sort of really creepy language she called "elvish." She would recount fanciful stories of her "past lives," her lost loves, traumatic deaths, old homes, families. She always had one sister, a father and no mother.

Do I believe that she was actually a reincarnated soul? No. I do believe that she was possessed by demons. If a child in the Bible can be possessed, why can't children today? You may call me a "whackadoo" or worse (I've heard it all before) but that seems to be the only logical explanation that applied to her case.

Christs_Warrior, thewaythetruth.com 60 Comments [11/4/2007 12:35:14 AM]
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Quote# 30772

<< Regarding an omnibenevolent God and hell >>

God could put conditions on His love and force people into Heaven, or conditionally love people and destroy them.

God's unconditional love extends even in allowing a person to suffer for all eternity.

SpiritualAntiseptic, Foru.ms 46 Comments [11/3/2007 2:59:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 30770

I heard somewhere that they have broken the atom down to a unit of sound and thought of how appropos that was since God Almighty spoke creation into existence.

BT, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [11/3/2007 11:07:34 AM]
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Quote# 30769

"First of all, the entire concept of NVC [Nonviolent Communication] is based on the idea that it is a part of human nature to desire compassionate communication with others. This goes against some of my fundamental beliefs as a Christian."

MJM, Amazon.com book review 45 Comments [11/3/2007 9:22:11 AM]
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Quote# 30762

[Non-findie poster shares her favorite passage from a religious tract she got while trick-or-treating.]

It's full of good stuff, but here's the best.
From a Q&A column

Q: I really like fantasy books, but I don't know if I should read them. (not really a question, but here we go. -c-)

A:There's a true story about a teenager who became very interested in romance novels. It started with just occasional reading, but soon that wasn't enough. Before long she was spending every spare minute reading romance novels. She was hooked. The more she read, the the more she began to live ina a fantasy world. Real life became boring, she lost interest in sports, and her grades began to drop. Her friends noticed the changes in her, but she wouldn't listen to them anymore. They all seemed so immature to her now.
Eventually this young woman dropped out of school and got married, looking for the dream husband she had read about in the novles. Unfortunatley, the marriage didn't last. Since then she as remarried and divorced two times. She never could find the man of her dreams. Why are we telling you this? (Indeed, why? -c-) Because this is an example of what reading fantasy books can do. Aside from being untrue, theyse books can "program" our brains to think that life is supposed to be a certain way. But it really isn't. Fantasy stories are only figment of somebody's imagination. The "somebody" who wrote them is probably not a Christian, and most of the story lines don't promote Christian values. Proverbs 14:7 has some good advice: "Stay way from a foolish amn, for you will not find knowledge on his lips." That applies to the people we associate with as well as what we read.

So all fiction is bad.

Unknown, Snopes.com 51 Comments [11/3/2007 9:18:13 AM]
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Quote# 30767

Fred Phelps is a leftist anti-homosexual behavior activist and liberal Democrat.

Conservapedia editors, Conservapedia 66 Comments [11/3/2007 8:00:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Doctor Whom
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Quote# 30761

Um, you did know about the Superbowl incident with Justin and Michael's sister, right? Maybe you shouldn't be such a big fan of Timberlake. What Michael did, he did behind closed doors. Timberlake, on the other hand, exposed a female breast on live Television!

Follower, Teens4Christ 60 Comments [11/3/2007 7:59:11 AM]
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Quote# 30768

If religion were destroyed the world wouldn't last very long. Christianity is supposed to be the salt and light of the world meaning we keep the pagans and atheists from killing everybody.

H-dog, Lapsus Calami 61 Comments [11/3/2007 7:50:47 AM]
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Quote# 30755

I wouldn't have a problem with scientists if they just stuck to doing science. Good can actually come from these people if they keep their mouth shut about God. Let them stare at stars and keep their theories to themselves.

Sadly, I don't think a scientist is going to read this post.

Follower, Teens4Christ 36 Comments [11/3/2007 4:44:21 AM]
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Quote# 30766

[Asking whether or not Fundies had claimed homosexuality was 'unnatural']

Saying something is unnatural is not the same as saying it doesn't occur in nature

MachZero, foru.ms 35 Comments [11/3/2007 4:43:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Trovore
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Quote# 30757

Dungeon and Dragons kill a baby, well it was actually the parents who killed the baby however they forgot about the baby because they were so busy playing D&D. The baby starved to death, yes, tears still overtake me at the that thought. The baby died of starvation, think of that, think of the languish cries of the baby, of the hunger pangs, and discomfort that this child, God's creation had to suffer.
Now I would like anyone to tell me that this is not devilish, who or what would make a mother forget to take care of her baby. How engrossed could they have been in their
fabled world that they not hear a child's scream of hunger. How could they be so beguiled by a game that a human life is sacrificed. I did say sacrificed, the child was the Sacrificial Lamb of D&D. The crazed parents in my view had sold their souls to the devil. A reporter said that they had food in the home and that they had taken the time to nourish themselves. The baby starved. Evil won over Good, the devil won and God instead gives us free will to choose right from wrong. That opted for all the pleasure , self indulgence and narcissism that the Devil showers on all who follow him. Dungeons and Dragons is an open door to the Lair of Satan himself one innocent baby can attest to that.

Sara Reda Vinci, www.helium.com 56 Comments [11/3/2007 4:24:18 AM]
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Quote# 30754

Calling Hitler a Christian. Hmm, let's see there's Pope John Paul II, Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Hitler.

Sometimes common sense is the best evidence of all.

DOC, JREF Forums 34 Comments [11/3/2007 4:23:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind
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Quote# 30759

In spite of their ferocious look, many people would probably argue the T-Rex was a vegetarian. The ferocious teeth would have been great for, you know, crushing stuffed pumpkins or something, you know. I don't know if it has ever been proven they were meat eaters. There is plenty of evidence from cracks in the enamel with chlorophyll stains in them indicating they were certainly eating plants.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 80 Comments [11/2/2007 11:38:45 PM]
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Quote# 30752

For example, if we have survival of the fittest, then there would only be one specie left. This would have to be a plant, because all animals eat plants, and so to have an animal left would mean at plant would have to be left, and that means two species. Furthermore, it would not only have to be one specie of plant left, but if it's truly survival of the species, only one individual plant.



Unknown, Conservapedia Debate 45 Comments [11/2/2007 11:11:28 PM]
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Quote# 30753

So you are saying that you believe Jewish Children should be taught that Hitler was a Christian. Shouldn't Jews be grateful that our born again Christian president is a ardent supporter of Israel.

DOC, JREF Forums 24 Comments [11/2/2007 11:10:54 PM]
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Quote# 30747

[Responding to a list of people who God has killed.]
This list would be simply ridiculous, if it wasn't so miserable that people turn away themselves from God because of such speculations.
First a lot of the numbers are mere speculation. Moreover why write down into God's list the numbers of people who fell in wars. If God gave some nation into hands of another, that means He determined the victory, but all the slaughtering was done by people themselves. In that way you could say that God 'killed' almost every victim of every war in the history.
But what is most important is that GOD DOES NOT 'KILL' ANYBODY, life is given by God, it's completely His property and He can take it back at any time and so shall He take mine and yours and everybody's if He wills to.

Arturs, Dwindling in Unbelief 21 Comments [11/2/2007 11:01:32 PM]
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Quote# 30748

Given all the gaps in fossil record and gaping holes in the dying theory of evolution, itself, I think it's pretty clear that scientists should start taking Creation Science a little more seriously.

If the government gave Creation Scientists as much money as they were giving to evolution scientists, the issue would be over and done with. Creation Scientists already have the answers, all they need is the funding to verify the Bible by doing the science. Further, I would add that evolution, if taught at all, should be taught as a religion.

Follower, Teens4Christ 32 Comments [11/2/2007 10:56:50 PM]
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Quote# 30751

CNN
ABC
CNN News
NBC
FOX NEWS
MSNBC
All the above channels are owned and/or run by Jews. Yes this is a proven fact. Jews have all the money in the world and are controlling the media thus making all Muslims out to be terrorists and acting like Jews are the only people suffering during the issue of Palestine and Israel. This is not a Christian nation either. I personally believe it is a Godless nation. This country hasn't been a Christian nation for 300 years. I'm not sure how Jews got to be so powerful. Maybe they bribed people into selling them their companies.

wolfmuslim, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [11/2/2007 10:33:46 PM]
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Quote# 30756

Yeah, I heard atheists dont even have morals. But I wouldnt want to talk to them in person because the ones Ive met have all been really nerdy and smart and in person I wouldnt have a chance to look up the answers on the internet! haha.

Are atheists allowed on this site? I kinda thought this was supposed to be a safe place for teens to talk. But theyre gonna let the devils followers come hang out with us??

Esther, teens4christ 31 Comments [11/2/2007 9:22:06 PM]
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Submitted By: dirt mcgirt
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Quote# 30750

[Why wouldn't you want your children to be computer savy?]

Because my husband doesn't want his kids being on the computer all day because they will forget their religious duties to God and his daughters won't know how to be good mothers and wives when they are older if they are on the computer.

wolfmuslim, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [11/2/2007 9:18:26 PM]
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Quote# 30746

This sounds like an atheist site, and I would be a little bit careful if I were you. Do you know that if you count everyone that has been killed for a religion, the religion "Atheism" is the one with most blood on it's hands? In 2001, atheist have been killing 31 689 000 christians. Then you have to count everyone else belonging to other religions, killed by atheists, and I think I can tell you that atheists have killed a lot more then you say God have done. Have you counted the people Jesus rose from the dead (in minus?)
And the numbers used here, is not exacly accurate, and just guessings.

Anonymous, Dwindling in Unbelief 58 Comments [11/2/2007 7:59:36 PM]
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Quote# 30739

[In response to: "Learn a bit more about evolution please. *link* You don't seem to have a very good grasp of it. If nothing else, it can help determine if your arguments are valid or not."]
I don't really care whether or not my argument is valid or not, I just want to get the point across that I am Christian, and I don't care what others say, I'm not changing my belief. Other than that, I'm just bored.

Urahara Kisuke ^_^, Naruto Forums 33 Comments [11/2/2007 7:45:01 PM]
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Quote# 30733

[Australian fundie politician wants his opponent to declare her sexuality, bases spurious argument on 'values' or some rubbish or other]

The Family First candidate in the far north Queensland seat of Leichhardt says voters have a right to know the sexual preference of all candidates contesting the federal election.

A report in today's Courier-Mail newspaper says Family First's Ben Jacobsen demanded that the Liberal candidate Charlie McKillop declare if she is gay.

Mr Jacobsen, who is against gay relationships, says he was not targeting Ms McKillop, but speaking generally about every candidate.

"Look I think this is a public office, this is a person that's going to represent Leichhardt in our House of Representatives," he said.

"I think the public have a right to know the values that you're going to pursue in Parliament."

Campaigning in Cairns today, federal Treasurer Peter Costello says Mr Jacobsen's comments are unfortunate and says he is attempting to seek political advantage by raising the issue of sexual preference.

"I think upon reflection, that candidate will want to apologise for those remarks," he said.

Ms McKillop refused to comment.

Nationals candidate Ian Crossland says a person's private life should remain private.

Earlier in the campaign Mr Crossland told the media the seat was no place for a woman, a pointed reference to Ms McKillop.

Ben Jacobsen, ABC News Online 35 Comments [11/2/2007 6:40:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Jacob
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