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Quote# 30741

The Smithsonian Institute [sic] has 33,000 sets of human remains in their basement right now as you are reading this. Many of them were taken while the people were still alive. They were so desperate to find missing links, so desperate to prove their theory that they murdered people to prove it.

(Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 4 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996.)

Kent Hovind, Quacky Quotes on Evolution 50 Comments [11/2/2007 6:01:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Laurel
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Quote# 30745

Peak oil is just another scam to keep the prices up. There is more than enough oil, enough in Alaska alone to last for over 200 years.

There lately has been much evidence that oil is self replenishing, it is not made from dead plants and animals buried in the flood. Think about it for a minute, the very same people who claim the oil is from buried foliage don't even believe there was a flood(or even the existence of God), how can you have it both ways?



larry, rapture ready 42 Comments [11/2/2007 5:59:48 PM]
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Quote# 30738

Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to, i can easily imagine myself being like "oh what a tight ass, what a fine body, i want to blah blah blah". But any logical guy can realize that the guy and the girl are meant for each other, and you dont have to be insecure over whether or not your gay because its caused by demons.

Shizzle, Foru.ms 58 Comments [11/2/2007 5:59:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Aaron
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Quote# 30743

People, with the knowledge, have the ability from the devil to have "out of body experiences". They can "visit" you in your home or wherever, without you knowing it unless they choose to make themselves visible to you. They also frequently "visit" or spy on you in the form of a black bird or some other animal. A witch personally told me they do this.

Whenever I see a black bird outside through the window, or just several times during the day, I say,

"Father, in the name of Jesus, I cut and burn all the ungodly silver cords." Silver cord is the term they use that connects their body to wherever their "visiting".

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 45 Comments [11/2/2007 5:58:57 PM]
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Quote# 30742

Nuke them all and be rid of the threat and nuke SE asia to as they all hate US anyway so WTF kill em all with one fell swoop .. God Bless Our Troops.

T_TGrowler, Military.com 35 Comments [11/2/2007 5:54:58 PM]
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Quote# 30734

[From Article 28 of the Covenant of the Islamic Resistance Movement, aka Hamas]

The Zionist invasion is a vicious invasion. It does not refrain from resorting to all methods, using all evil and contemptible ways to achieve its end. It relies greatly in its infiltration and espionage operations on the secret organizations it gave rise to, such as the Freemasons, The Rotary and Lions clubs, and other sabotage groups. All these organizations, whether secret or open, work in the interest of Zionism and according to its instructions. They aim at undermining societies, destroying values, corrupting consciences, deteriorating character and annihilating Islam. It is behind the drug trade and alcoholism in all its kinds so as to facilitate its control and expansion.

Hamas, Avalon Project at Yale Law School 16 Comments [11/2/2007 5:01:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 30730

[RE: Criss Angel]

When I have trouble in my spirit when watching this guy it's because the gift of discernment is running in overdrive!

[Another poster's] remark reminds me of things my parents used to say when I was a child and frightened. They were not comforting in the slightest. "Oh there's nothing to fear but fear itself." "Oh that's just trick photography." "You are imagining things." "You're just letting your imagination run wild." "Demons aren't real." Those phrases belittle people.

I have recently considered posting about Criss Angel because I've seen the commercials for Phenomenon and my discernment kicks into overdrive. I agree with [another poster]. There might be a way to explain his tricks and illusions, but how can it be proven that every trick Criss does is human illusion and trickery? He could use human illusion to win people over to the darker side of magic and sorcery?

I think that even though he might have some of his illusions based in this realm, I'm willing to bet that he has help from a more sinister realm. And I'm willing to bet that those in his inner circle have probably seen him do things that would curl our hair.


Rebecki, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [11/2/2007 5:00:43 PM]
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Quote# 30732

(on FSTDT)

What do you mean Jesus hasn't done anything in 2,000 years? During that time, he has saved BILLIONS. The past 2,000 years have been some of the most active year's in God's economy, as He has sent the Holy Spirit to convict billions of people their sin and lead them to repentence in Christ. According to the Bible, the reason that Jesus has tarried for all of this time is because he is withholding judgment. If Jesus returned today, he would be forced to condemn most of the people on this site to an eternity in the fires of hell. Jesus' "delay" simply gives you another day to choose to repent and trust him as Saviour.

Ernest, FSTDT Comments 28 Comments [11/2/2007 4:48:41 PM]
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Quote# 30690

The church had made a new sign to carry after the jury's decision, said his daughter, Margie Phelps.

"Our message is 'Thank God for 10.9 [million dollars],' " she said.

"By that mechanism [the award], the entire world will look over and see that America is doomed and that in doomed America there is no such thing as religious liberty."

The judgment would not change the message the group was carrying, said another of Phelps' daughters, church attorney Shirley Phelps-Roper.

"It's going nowhere," she said of the jury's decision. "This is a nothing. God is not going to stop killing your soldiers. He's not going to stop pouring his wrath out on this nation. America is doomed."

Church members were persecuted for their teachings and the court "mocked and scoffed at our religious beliefs," she said.

Margie Phelps and Shelley Phelps-Roper, CNN.COM 35 Comments [11/2/2007 4:33:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden
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Quote# 30735

(in the fabulous world of Noam Chimpsky, the WBC was created by Al Gore to discredit conservative Christians, and the Phelps are examples of the extreme left wing)

WBC is an invention of Al Gore and the Democrats. It was constructed as a strawman that behaves in the manner that they want all Christians to be portrayed. Not only are the Phelps' Democrats but they were extreme leftist fundraisers for the Democrat Party.

This verdict will barely put a dent in George Soros' pocketbook but you will see the leftist organizations such as the ACLU backing Phelps and they will find a Democrat judge to flush it. They will claim 1st Amendment but it will all about Democrats protecting Democrats.

Noam Chimpsky, Fark 23 Comments [11/2/2007 4:32:57 PM]
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Quote# 30695

[On Scientists]

Why should we want to know WHY they believe it? What if they have some good argument Im not smart enough to think up an argument against? It seems dangerous to listen to them.

Dont get me wrong I love this life and I think its a precious thing. Its the most precious gift God has given us. But who cares if science has made us live longer or made us more knowledgable. In the kingdom of heaven we will know all things and live forever. It seems like a total waste of time to focus on all the stuff we do in this world when we should be focusing on knowing God. Thats why we're here, not to know about history and learn math or know that the earth circles the sun. All that does is make the bible look wrong. Wouldnt we all be better off if we just accepted the answer to everything is that God did it so we can get back to living our lives for Him as He intended?

Esther , Teens4Christ 60 Comments [11/2/2007 11:08:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 30718

The theory of evolution teaches that living things are becoming more complex as time progresses. Because the chromosomes in living matter are one of the most complex bits of matter in the known universe, it would seem logical to assume that organisms with the least number of chromosomes were the first ones to evolve and those with the most chromosomes are the end result of millions of years of evolution experimenting to increase complexity in living organisms. From the chart, it is "obvious" that we all started off as penicillium with only 2 chromosomes, and that we slowly evolved into fruit flies. After many "millions of years" we turned into tomatoes (or house flies) and so on, until we reached the human stage with 46 chromosomes. One of our ancestors must have been one of the identical triplets—opossums, redwood trees, and kidney beans—with 22 chromosomes each.

If we are allowed to "continue evolving" we may someday be tobacco plants and maybe we may even become carp with 100, or maybe even the ultimate life form, a fern with 480 chromosomes! Don’t you believe it! God made this world and all life forms, as recorded in the Bible.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 46 Comments [11/2/2007 11:00:11 AM]
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Quote# 30725

you are totally wrong... there is no such thing as a bi sexual or even a homosexual... there is something wrong metally with you if you think men are attractive and women are too! you need to go to a therapist because the only reason you are LYING to us is for attention. I bet your not even a man! I wish I could say I will see you in heaven...but if your on this track... who knows. Did you know that God put a rainbow in the sky to represent that he will never flood the Earth the way he did w/ Noah. See, Rainbows don't represent gays, they represent no flooding.
See you at the mall.
Love ya to pieces
Yolanda Stutz

Yoliness, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [11/2/2007 10:58:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30698

Vietnam Memorial 25th Anniversary Parade National Mall This is for the Vietnam Memorial 25th Anniversary Parade. This is a major squall-and worship-the-dead-who-served-with-honor(Barf!) fest. These so-called veterans are nothing but fools, who were suckered into a bloody war just like today's soldiers in Iraq. This evil country couldn't win that war, and they can't win this one either, because God has become your NUMBER ONE ENEMY. You would neither obey, nor hearken to His Words, but instead, propped up your lusts and lies and served false gods and goddesses, like the flag, your pride, your army, your fags, etc. God has cursed you, and your defeat is imminent and fast approaching. Before the Lord Jesus Christ comes, you can be sure that this nation is going to lick the dust and kiss the concrete (i.e., be destroyed). Flee the Wrath to Come! Obey God! Or Hell awaits you! Amen.



Westboro' Baptist Church, God Hates Fags 42 Comments [11/2/2007 10:57:50 AM]
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Submitted By: SimonC
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Quote# 30731

One of my cousin's kids came home from high school one day pretty upset. The teacher had the kids go around the room talking about themselves to allow them to get to know each other better. One of the girls had introduced herself and said she was a witch. What upset my cousin's kid wasn't as much the witch intro as the way everyone else reacted. They were absolutely fine, including the teacher, with having a witch in the class. Tolerance doesn't mean what it used to.


frodo82801, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [11/2/2007 10:57:27 AM]
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Quote# 30687

Just stop having sex with everyone you meet because Jesus doesn't like it. Also you can't feel? the love of Jesus with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus.

tisaacso3625, Youtube 51 Comments [11/2/2007 10:52:51 AM]
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Quote# 30707

(in repsonse to the question Why can't the Moslems prove that Jewish Torah and Christian Bible today are Not Genuine anymore...?)

Because the KJV bible is Gods true word ....all others are false

jesussaves's, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [11/2/2007 10:52:18 AM]
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Quote# 30711

Could it be that people accept evolution because [....] They know that evolution is the only philosophy that can be used to justify their political agenda of:
i. Communism
ii. Racism
iii. Abortion
iv. Nazism
v. Socialism
vi. Gay rights
vii. Women's liberation
viii. Extreme environmentalism
ix. Euthanasia
x. Pornography
xi. Humanism
xii. New Age Movement

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 67 Comments [11/2/2007 8:41:23 AM]
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Quote# 30710

How Sad must Atheists be on Christmas. Watching all the Christians running around happy, giving gifts to their family members, singing religious carols... oh, and running around happy (didn't I mention the happy part [[giveup]] )

Atheism is an ideology of cynicism and depressed skepticism... does it get to you guys at all, watching people being optimistic and loving life [[smile]]


Oh, and for Atheists that do bring themselves to celebrate Christmas, how empty do you guys feel, just giving gifts without any meaning... completely disassociated with the spirit of the season.

I pity Atheists really [[no]]

RandomID82 ,  Philosophy and Religion 86 Comments [11/2/2007 8:40:21 AM]
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Quote# 30709

They were not Chrisitans. They were catholics that did the murders.

Catholics are not saved and are not Christians. Catholics believe a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell (Galatians 1).

Bible teachers that said the Vatican and the catholic cult are an antichrist: John Bunyan, John Huss, John Wycliffe, John Calvin, William Tyndale, John Knox, Thomas Bacon, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Samuel Cooper, John Cotton, and Jonathan Edwards



Chris, Yahoo! Answer 28 Comments [11/2/2007 8:40:11 AM]
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Quote# 30726

Today is: 17 Av 5767
That is 5,767 years since the first man, Adam, first walked the earth. Not everyone holds the non-theistic religious belief of the earth being millions of years old. With modern scientific evidence increasingly supporting the factuality of a young earth, Gods Word is becoming more relevant in todays world. Every year something is found that scientifically proves the validity and accuracy of His word. Archeology continues to find evidence that backs up events written about in the Bible. Yet the world has rejected God as well as those He has chosen to be His people. It isn't dificult to see how tenaciously the world clings to a failed belief system that requires its adherents to believe in the evolutionary time table of millions of years. Simple reverse psychology applies perfectly here. If Genesis had described evolution then we would all be learning the young earth theory in every public schools and colleges. The unatural hatred towards Israel and Christian America proves how the natural man has gone in every direction except towards his own Creator God.


Roopilots6, Conservapedia Debates 39 Comments [11/2/2007 8:38:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom
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Quote# 30716

Loving discipline through spanking brings a parent and child closer together. Because a spanking deals with the heart of a child and establishes godly fear and wisdom within a child, it is easy to understand why Satan would oppose it.

Roy Lessin, stoptherod.net 35 Comments [11/2/2007 8:37:33 AM]
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Quote# 30714

[On Pat Robertson’s claim of being able to leg-press 2000 lbs.]

ok, all of you making these assumptions obviously do not have strong faith in God what so ever. did not God give the judge Samson enough strength to tear down a stone pillard building with his bare hands when he was blind, beaten, and hindered with shackles? He was at an old age too, and had been working by grinding grain. If you don't believe this then you can read Judges 16:21-31 in the Bible. Now, Samson was not ever considered a "superhuman", yet i'm sure he could've leg pressed way more than 2,000! How is it not possible that God has given this same strength to another faith filled, believing Christian. ANYTHING is possible with God if you enough faith. The Bible says, with enough faith, you can move mountains. Pat Robertson has enough faith to be given enough strength to leg press 2,000. Besides, this whole thing happened 3YEARS AGO! This is old news, and the media had no new dirt to bring up on him, so they went searching his sight and found this small detail. Robertson certainly does not make this truth into a well known thing obviously, because he has kept it quiet for 3 years until the media decided to hunt it down. You have no basis to say "his ego is totally out of control to make such a claim." So i'm tired of you people who think you know everything to give this man a break and worry about the problems in your own lives that are much more important. If i had not been with him and seen it myself then i would have no basis myself to share this truth. But i was and so was his doctor, Dr. W, who has sworn through his profession that he would not lie. but regardless of this, please think about the powerful of God and His miracles before you completely disregard this truth!

ChristinaAnn, Wikipedia Article Discussion on Pat Robertson 29 Comments [11/2/2007 8:36:32 AM]
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Quote# 30727

The Number One Problem in the World: me

I am not a good person. I've never met a good person. I've met people who think they are good. But no one is good except God alone.

So, when I wake up in the morning, I feel such a burden to remind myself that I am so wicked that I deserve to burn in the hottest Hell forever and ever. I deserve God's intense wrathful anger all the days of my life. I deserve no good thing.

I don't deserve sunshine. I deserve suffering.
I don't deserve ice cream. I deserve isolation from the Creator.
I don't deserve a family. I deserve flames.
I don't deserve Christ. I deserve condemnation.
I don't deserve the body of Christ. I deserve beatings as a criminal.

Why are these truths so hard for people to grasp? Just think back through your life, fight the self-deception that doesn't want you to see just how bad things have been and are going and then compare your life to the life of Christ. If you do, you should become detested with your deeds, become sorrowful with your speech, and become terrified with your thoughts!

We are an evil race! Humans are the number one problem in the world. And I feel how much I contribute to the problem. I am selfish with my possessions. I am so harsh in my words. I am impatient like no other (I can't stand traffic--I need lots of help). I am so ungrateful, quick to complain, don't cry out in prayer very much, ignore God's word like it's a book on gardening, and I lie, steal, cheat and act like nothing is wrong. I am a sinner in need of a Savior.

Do you see yourself as worthless? You should. Until you come to know Christ, you remain a worm, you are dust, you are just a part of a drop in a bucket, you are a mist, you are so small. Yet when you give your life to Christ, Jesus gives you his identity and you become one with Him. He gives you His perfect righteousness, so that when He sees you He sees you as perfect in His eyes, as He works on making you perfect. He forgives you of all your sins and freely removes all guilt and sin and shame. And He gives you the future hope to see His face and rule with Him on the New Heavens and New Earth. Jesus changes everything.

Michael Ward, Michael Ward 96 Comments [11/2/2007 4:49:46 AM]
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Quote# 30713

My problem with evolution is that any mutation is a LOSS of genetic code. You cannot add genetic code during the course of a mutation. So how is it that after millions of years we somehow added all this genetic code via evolution to become humans rather than amoeba?

perasite, XDA-Developers.com 35 Comments [11/2/2007 4:17:58 AM]
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