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Quote# 30717

There is zero proof of black holes. Now, if someone wants to believe in them that's fine. There is some evidence that can be interpreted that way, and maybe they do exist, I'm not saying they don't. I'm just saying there is no proof of them. So if somebody says there are black holes, the reason they are saying that, and they probably don't even know it, they are trying to rescue the Big Bang Theory because the Big Bang Theory would say if the matter expanded or blew out from the Big Bang it should be evenly distributed. There are billions of miles of nothing, then clumps of matter called galaxies. The real purpose behind the black hole idea is to rescue the Big Bang - to explain why there is the nothings between the somethings.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 50 Comments [11/2/2007 1:45:51 AM]
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Quote# 30703

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Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons), Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves, Robes and detachable hoods, Gongs, drums and bells, Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses, Chalice, goblet, cruet, Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ), Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives, Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color, Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures, Mirror, Animal, mask, possibly papier mache, Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand, Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand, Flash powder, smoke bombs, Incense, Body paint, face paint, Metal crown with four candle holders, Ferns, palms, Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones), Coffin, Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten), Medallions with satanic symbols, Occult jewelry, Small animals in cages, Graph paper for fantasy games, Oddly shaped dice, Horror masks and costumes, Crystals, Small metal figurines of mythological nature, Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals, Nightmarish posters, Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters, Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars, Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars.

Gene and Earline Moody, Demonbuster 70 Comments [11/2/2007 1:41:17 AM]
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Quote# 30701

We ministered to a lovely Christian lady who, several years earlier, had surgery on one breast because of cancer. The spirit that was associated with the cancer was still present. We cast him out. Then, we challenged the demon of breast cancer in the other breast. He was there and we forced him out also. She was having no problems with the remaining breast, however, the infirmity spirit was there, apparently waiting to afflict it with cancer also.

Very happily, her husband assisted in the DELIVERANCE session. Praise the Lord for husbands who will minister DELIVERANCE to their wives and family.

When performing DELIVERANCE from breast cancer demons, be certain to cast spirits out of both breasts and speak healing to each of them."

Anonymous, Demonbuster 57 Comments [11/1/2007 11:57:00 PM]
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Quote# 30693



The second law of thermodynamics is frequently cited by Christians as a manifestation of the sin nature. God originally created everything in a perfect state; when Adam and Eve disobeyed and fell from grace, the structure of all things was transformed to a flawed state.

We are all born captives of a disintegration process. Since the fall, everything has been affixed with an expiration date. Some material items may have a longer shelf-life than others, but in the end they all fall victim to decay. The next time your water heater goes on the fritz, you can blame Adam for your aggravation.

"Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men"(Rom. 5:12).

Todd Strandberg, Rapture Ready  26 Comments [11/1/2007 11:55:17 PM]
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Quote# 30706

Mr. Rogers gave aid and comfort to homosexuals. He was a man who preached tolerance of all sorts of people in ways that directly contradicted the Bible. His syrupy teachings led millions astray. He was a wuss and he was an enabler of wusses.

Fred Phelps, post-gazette.com 66 Comments [11/1/2007 11:53:51 PM]
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Quote# 30691

Church founder Fred Phelps said the church would appeal the decision, adding it would "take about five minutes to reverse that thing."

"This will elevate me to something important," Phelps told reporters. "This was an act of futility."

Later, Phelps said the case was about "putting a preacher on trial for what he preaches."

"All it was, was a protestation by the government of the United States against the word of God. They don't want me preaching that God is punishing the country by killing their servicemen."


Fred Phelps, CNN.com 28 Comments [11/1/2007 11:51:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden
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Quote# 30697

If being gay is a choice then God is a murder with Sodom and Gomorrah.

Sin is a choice.

Being gay is a sin and God is not a murderer.

Christians are right!!!!!!

You cannot concern or alter a true Christian which I am.

I know the truth.

Customized Song Writer, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [11/1/2007 8:40:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30694

[What I was saying was that Einstein was not a believer in Christianity, so Christians should probably avoid using Einstein to support their religious beliefs. I'm pretty sure if I didn't say anything, Follower would try to claim Einstein for our team.]

Absolutely not. I know of Einstein's evil quotes, and as far as I'm concerned, he's a great example of a scientist. I don't want those kind of people on our side. The less "education", the better.


Follower, Teens4Christ 42 Comments [11/1/2007 8:37:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 30685

All the qualities of "lesbianism" are in you. You think that by denying God you will continue to live a lesbian life, free of God punishment and sins? No!! Endeavor to know God. God is your Father who gave you a soul, you were a direct creation of God, and before He sent you to earth he said "I love you, come back after the trial" But no you wish to go with Satan your teacher, you are even dress to assist his school, let it be done as you wish.

piesquare7777, YouTube.com 18 Comments [11/1/2007 8:37:24 PM]
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Quote# 30696

[In response to someone stating that being gay isn't a choice]

No you didn't corner me...it is not a choice- it is a spiritual attack- if you were in line with what the Bible says you would know this...you ARE NOT BORN THAT WAY!!

You can be delivered from it....and now that you feel mad with me, I'll tell you that IS the truth, it is a rebellious thing against GOD. That is why Homosexuals have the RAINBOW flag...why else why in the world would they take the PROMISE God gave us and WAVE in His face?? Rebellion.
At the time you felt homosexual, you were torn that it was wrong...maybe?? You thought what would people think?? Well what does God think, and what He says that is what matters!
You can be delivered from it...I promise.

Elaine J, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [11/1/2007 8:02:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 30686

I appreciate those who have made points regarding the difference between Darwinism and Social Darwinism.

While in theory there may be a difference, in reality they seem to always go together hand in hand. Wherever Darwinism shows up, Social Darwinism is sure to follow.

Darwin himself and his family were massively into "social Darwinism".......just watch the film in the original post.

As for those on this thread who question whether the New World Order exists:

I don't even know what to say. I find it hard to believe that anyone is still so ignorant.

Every single one of the "top tier" candidates for both parties is a member of an organization that is directly tied to the New World Order, and I would bet most of the atheists here can't even name that organization.

It is the same organization that every secretary of state since the 50s has belonged to. If you can't name the organization, then don't even think that you even know the first thing about what is really going on in the world.

MandM, http://foru.ms 24 Comments [11/1/2007 7:33:07 PM]
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Submitted By: TheGnome
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Quote# 30689

(On wy Wikis are evil)

Wikis can change daily, hourly, and even by the second, depending on who is viewing the wiki and what their real agenda is.

Is it an idea spawned by secular humanists who believe in the insane idea of toleration, which is not a Christian virtue but a plank of infernal Masonry gratefully accepted by Screwtape and his hordes.

Aria, Foru.ms 31 Comments [11/1/2007 3:55:24 PM]
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Quote# 30684

Yes. I personally believe that is the wife's main duty to give her husband children and if she doesn't want kids then she shouldn't get married or let her husband marry another woman who will give him children. There's no execuse for a woman not to give her husband children unless she is infertile.

wolfmuslim, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [11/1/2007 7:08:00 AM]
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Quote# 30683

Islam is the first monotheistic religion. It is the religion of all the prophets from Adam to Muhammad(PBUH*). Islam is the religion that God chose and perfected for mankind. It is not a man made religion like Christianity and Judaism.

wolfmuslim, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [11/1/2007 6:52:19 AM]
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Quote# 30681

(on the Big Bang)

A collision of that magnitude would be the biggest destructive force that has ever been suggested. Any organisms existing on any bodies in discussion would be wiped out. Furthermore, a collision of that size would not produce spherical masses, nor could less spherical masses be smoothed out over the years, as there is no friction in space.

justinhaddeland, SomethingAwful.com 44 Comments [11/1/2007 3:35:01 AM]
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Quote# 30679

Personally i think that [Criss Angel] has made some type of deal with the devil. Yes i know it sounds crazy, but it has been proven with other rock bands and other celebrities.

I saw him on TV one time walk from building to building 50 feet in the air with no ropes or anything..It looked like he was flying...very creepy.

He cant do any type of magic with the color blue or the number 7...it sure makes you think doesnt it?


Saved405, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/1/2007 12:05:30 AM]
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