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Quote# 32983

False Prophet technology?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

"Prince Charles will appear at conference as a hologram"

"His detractors may argue that his green principles do not stand up to close examination.
But now Prince Charles is set to confound his critics by addressing an energy conference - as a hologram. Determined to keep his environmental damage to a minimum, Charles will save the 15 tons of carbon that would have been generated by flying himself and his staff 7,000 miles to the World Future Energy Summit in Abu Dhabi. "

According to the article, Al Gore has done it too.

Maybe this is what John saw in Revelation...?:

Rev 13:14 Because of the signs he was given power to do on behalf of the first beast, he deceived the inhabitants of the earth. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived.
Rev 13:15He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.

HisdaughterJen, Christian Forums 47 Comments [12/30/2007 3:23:09 AM]
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Quote# 32989

[reacting to a news story on the evolution of cetaceans from land animals]

This is too funny. Just how much longer are we seriously to tolerate these "scientific" buffoons before we all start laughing hilariously? At some point all this become ludicrous, no? Consider the stupidity at which we have arrived. We can't accept that God created the deer and he created the whale. No, the deer appeared and then turned into a whale while staying a deer (yes I know I'm simplifying).

Mary K., www.amnation.com/vfr 39 Comments [12/30/2007 3:21:06 AM]
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Quote# 32970

Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of witches cursing drug shipments destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.

Autumleaf, Christianforums 51 Comments [12/30/2007 3:18:47 AM]
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Quote# 32988

[In a response to a thread 'There is no devil and there are no demons']

Indeed. These folks get a pardon every time they're wrong. Jeanne Dixon got the same favorable treatment. But if a peacher makes a mistake, WHOA, the media is on top of it with a microscope and it's on the 6 o clock news.

So they use psychics to find dead bodies. Of course, the demons KNOW where the dead bodies are. After all, they were there when it happened and probably were the main instigator fueling the act.

Sheeesh.

antitox, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [12/30/2007 3:08:24 AM]
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Quote# 32976

It depends how you define Atheism. My definition of Atheism is one who is foolish period. But for you it might be different.

Mystic7, Dreamviews 47 Comments [12/30/2007 1:50:18 AM]
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Quote# 32967

According to my definition Einstein was not atheist. A scientist maybe. But that isn't atheism. Atheism is not scientific. I'm not saying atheist are useless morons. But I am saying that no-body ever made history for very long being one. Because they just arn't that smart.

Sure you can gather together all the people who have being atheists. But I would argue that they didn't contribute anything that will allow them to be remembered for a very long time about anything that significant.

Mystic7, Dreamviews Forums 32 Comments [12/30/2007 1:44:50 AM]
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Quote# 32959

Liberal theologians who deny that Jesus Christ is God in human flesh, that He died on the cross and rose up physically from the dead; are evil in the sight of God.

They will have their part in the lake of fire which burns for all eternity. They are true sons of satan. Their father lucifer is very happy with them spreading their filth upon this nation and the rest of the world.

However, God, the Father of the righteous is going to send them to be with their father lucifer for all eternity in the everlasting burning lake of fire. Their screams will be ignored. They will be held in the utmost CONTEMPT by God while He is burning them alive forever.

Liberal theology is straight from the luciferian bowels of hell; and God will see to it that all that espouse it will be lit on fire for all eternity!!!

You have been warned!

Shield of Faith, Christian Forums 37 Comments [12/30/2007 12:50:27 AM]
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Quote# 32962

(discussing the integrity of Noah's Ark)

The cypress wood(and all pre-Flood wood) that Noah and his helpers used, was of much harder substance than wood we use in the 21st century.

breachman, BBC religion message boards (Christian) 45 Comments [12/30/2007 12:49:58 AM]
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Quote# 32975

At the risk of sounding massively politically incorrect................

I am fed up with this religion of peace. Let's take all the allied troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and nuke Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan.

So called peaceful Muslims are doing nothing to stand against the revolutionaries that are creating havoc in the world in the name of their religion.

It is time for Islam to be wiped of the map.

I pray God is listening.

Amen

Politically Incorrect, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [12/29/2007 10:31:27 PM]
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Quote# 32966

Atheists have to have the biggest imagination of all to avoid their own foolishness. Albert Einstein was not an athiest. He was more a mathematician. He didn't have time to preach atheism he was too busy seeking and making practical use of his knowledge.

this quote shows where his dedication is and it's not atheism
"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religion than it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."

Now to that absure website you linked too. Abraham Lincoln is not an athiest either, just because he doesn't like christian dogma of the bible doesn't mean he was atheist.

"Faith is the commitment of one's consciousness to beliefs for which one has no sensory evidence or rational proof. A mystic is a man who treats his feelings as tools of cognition. Faith is the equation of feeling with knowledge. "


Benjamin Franklin was not atheist either.

Marilyn Manson is not athiest. Neither is he a decent person anyway.

The rest of your list is rather redundant. Sorry but no-one is more useless than an athiest. Just looking back on history you can see that.

Mystic7, Dreamviews Forums 34 Comments [12/29/2007 8:26:37 PM]
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Quote# 32965

Atheism is the religion of little faith. Which is really easy. However this is why atheist never achieve much greatness. Generally a person with a dull imagination.

Mystic7, Dreamviews Forums 51 Comments [12/29/2007 8:21:01 PM]
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Quote# 32987

I experienced a "growl" as well walking out of Albertsons. A woman in her mid thirties turned her face towards me. From the nose down there was an interesting disfiguration of her face, like a growl. I grew very cold. Another much older woman was walking behind her. I thought it was perhaps her grandmother. She was rather spent but seemed to be watching the younger womans back. The grandmother had odd tatoos on her neck. In an instant I felt that they were involved in the occult and the gift had been passed down generations. In this case it had been passed from the grandmother to the granddaughter. I was really scared as I had never experienced anything like this. My heart beat so hard. I prayed for myself and their family. No harm came to me except a fast heartbeat and a feeling of being in a very cold location. I did not know why I experienced this. I have prayed for the family since then.

I experienced a few other "growls" over the next few weeks. Now, I am used to it and take the opportunity to pray for them.

I do not know what else to do. Any thoughts from others? Am I doing the right thing?

gal36, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [12/29/2007 7:52:33 PM]
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Quote# 32954

[A fundie's review of Bee Movie]

As pointed out above, there was one politically correct suggestion of homosexuality in the form of the queen bee being a male bee in "drag." Various homosexuality protagonists are trying to get teaching that the practice of homosexuality is normal, acceptable, natural, etc. into classes as young as kindergarten and preschool. Why not include "little kid" films in the campaign as well? [1Cor. 6:9-10] If you think these "Babylonians" will go away in our lifetime, think again. [Jer. 37:9 - 10] As long as we turn deaf ears to it and stick our heads in the sand about it, it will grow. And grow. And grow. But alas it will never go away completely -- until Jesus finally locks up Satan with a simple rotation of His Hand holding the keys to the gates of Hell.

Tom Carder, Capalert 33 Comments [12/29/2007 7:51:15 PM]
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Quote# 32953

The church must realise, that its great victories of the past were not wrought by sitting on ones hands consoling its self with spiritual platitudes about how GOD is gonna do something, or how he is in control...but by haveing the faith to realise that GOD calls us to be the solution to the tests He has presented us with, to act on our faith resolutely to advance it.

The church will only be taken seriously when it takes its self seriously.

I therefore offer this calling to all who have the heart to take it:

Deffend the honour of Christ, deffend the Brethren...

deffend them...FOR GOD, THE KINGDOM AND THE SAINTS...

CRUSADE, CRUSADE, CRUSADE...CRUSADE, CRUSADE, CRUSADE...CRUSADE, CRUSADE, CRUSADE....

Kas, Christian Forums 52 Comments [12/29/2007 4:07:43 PM]
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Quote# 32945

Members of rival Christian orders have traded blows at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem, with four people reported wounded in the fray.

Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic priests were sweeping up at the church following the Christmas rites of the Western churches earlier in the week.

Reports say some Orthodox faithful encroached on the Armenian section, prompting pitched battles with brooms.

Intense rivalries at the jointly-run church can set off vicious feuds.

The basilica, built over the grotto in the West Bank town that is the reputed birthplace of Jesus Christ is shared by Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox and Armenian religious authorities.

Greek Orthodox Church v Armenian Apostolic Church, BBC News 40 Comments [12/29/2007 12:48:25 PM]
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Quote# 32968

I am only working to remove those who blatanly defy the will of God... Sometimes people must die... to show others... maybe your family could die... maybe your children could die...

Cam Sheets, facebook 68 Comments [12/29/2007 12:20:40 PM]
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Quote# 32955

Its so hypocritical too. you atheists want church and state seperation but you still want your dogmatic and faith based "evolution" to be forced down the troats of our youth.

~ Hell awaits those who go against the LORD!!!!!!

Blood of our Savior, IIDB 38 Comments [12/29/2007 11:16:28 AM]
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Quote# 32923

[He has a lot more goodness in his first post.]

There is always an Atheist who is talking about why there could not be any mention of God in schools...Right? Then if an Atheist claims to not believe in any deity then Atheists have no religon. Then Atheism is not a religon and should be ignored by everyone else in the world. But if Atheism is a religon then it should be seperated from "State". It goes both ways. Atheist(no religon)=no efect...Atheist (religon)=seperation. No way out right? The truth is Atheism is a religon about no religon, which makes it a religon. A religon is a "belief" therefore if you "believe" that there is no deity then that is your religon. That does not always make sense because if I belived that beating people will take me to Heaven that would be my "belief" or religon. that would not make sense as well...right???Try to figure something out. Obviously I am Christian and in no way and Atheist. So go ahead and answer the question.
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If Atheism=no belief, no deity, no whatever...then what do you classify it as? Uh...an opinion? Then it is my opinion to be Christian. Why can I not pray in a public school in the U.S.of A. a supposedly free country...!?!? Because Atheist opinions have subjected my religious beliefs in the Government to exile. I cannot pray in court before a trial or pray for God's wisdom before taking an exam in a public school because Atheism does not allow this to take place. To be a true Atheist means that you cannot tolerate the religious beliefs of someone else. Then why impose your "opinions" on the rest of religious people. All you need is a working brain to have an opinion on anything. Since a vast majority of you people believe that there is no God, why force your opinions on us. "In God We Trust" cannot be put on any government currency. Because there "has" to be a separation of church and state. If I do not believe that birds fly and you do, why try to force my opinion on birds to you?

I am really the Man, Yahoo! Answers 40 Comments [12/29/2007 5:01:57 AM]
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Quote# 32918

The is as about as silly as it gets. As an unbeliever, you are not in a position to say what the God that created you is allowed to do and what he is not allowed to do. It may be deceptive if he told you to make invalid assumptions, make some measurements, and then claim you know the age of the universe, but he did not do that. Someone else did that, and your gullible enough to believe them, so don't fuss about God deceiving you.

The Bible states "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth". That's really all he needs to say for you to realize that you are deceiving yourself.

There are other scientific data points that indicate the earth is young, e.g. the earth's magnetic field, and the helium found in zircons, so while you have done a good job of deceiving yourself, please don't be offended if we don't join you your delusion.

92g, Evolutionfairytale forums 30 Comments [12/29/2007 4:59:15 AM]
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Quote# 32943

[The lack of evidence in support of the gods. That's basically why I don't believe.]
The lack of empirical evidence. Yet, that is not the only kind of evidence that exists.

You can't empirically measure wind, yet you know it exists.

omarrocks, ChristianForums 66 Comments [12/29/2007 3:28:57 AM]
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Quote# 32925

It is a form of rebellion. Go ahead and ask how many atheist come from a religious family...I would guess above 90% did. I do think that in today's young culture, it is viewed as being "cool" to be atheist, or at the very least...uncool to be religious. There is also the arrogance issue, kids are spoiled and are made to think they are the most "special" person in the world, they never lose(I've been to tee ball games where they don't keep score), and they are never wrong. This creates a very arrogant being, and they demand "proof" before they will have faith in anything...except science because they are taught from an early age that science is always right. So even though according to them they question EVERYTHING, they will quote studies and research without having the most basic understanding of logic/math/science.

Searcher, Yahoo! Answers 31 Comments [12/29/2007 12:39:15 AM]
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Quote# 32938

Everyone who knows God through His Son, Jesus Christ, knows that God has provided us His inerrant written word. He has protected His truth from the hand of the evil one who seeks to pervert it, who does that by convincing people of it and causes them to speak against it.

We don't buy it. Satan is very obvious about it, ecause most often he speaks to those who have never read it, but rather follow after those who hate God.

Floatingaxe, Christian Forums 17 Comments [12/28/2007 9:39:10 PM]
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Quote# 32922

Atheists are in a battle to make their religion the state religion, and they are doing it under the guise of "separation of church and state", which is a false phrase to begin with. It is NOT in the Constitution, nor was it ever INTENDED to be there.
Congress may NOT make any law that prohibits OUR freedom to practice OUR religion. that is what the First Amendment says. There doesn't seem to be any rider on that that defines WHERE we may practice it...so go ahead and pray, in public, in school, wherever you may be.
Your rights under the Constitution include Freedom of Speech...yes, Christians ARE free to speak openly about their religion...and they include the RIGHT to practice your religion WITHOUT interference from the government. (Did you get that? According to the First Amendment, the government has NO RIGHT to make ANY law prohibiting the FREE PRACTICE of your religion...so what the heck are they doing trying to pass such laws?? And why the heck are we sitting still and LETTING them get away with it? When did the church lose her courage?)
Those are your RIGHTS! What are your RESPONSIBILITIES before God?
After all, are we to obey God, or man??

Angeltress, Yahoo! Answers 35 Comments [12/28/2007 9:36:13 PM]
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Quote# 32933

[> Right. We spend a few years growing a tree and all the Christians can
> think of is killing the tree, dragging it inside, covering it with
> unsafe electrical wiring, and then throwing it away after about a
> month. If I had my way, I would correct such ecologically incorrect
> bad habits and make Christians plant trees instead of killing them. ]

You didn't grow the tree. Show me a Jew that is anywhere near a
Christmas tree farm and I will show you a Jew masquerading as a
Christian.

In any case, your interference with our rights is why you all ought to
be either deported back to Jewistan or sent up the smokestacks.


--Tim May

Tim May, Terra.com 55 Comments [12/28/2007 10:51:40 AM]
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Quote# 32936

The American people should be proud of their faith and their great zeal for our lord Jesus Christ! The God-forsaken continent known as Europe should model itself on the United States. (only 21,6% of the Europeans believe in creationism!!?? OUTRAGE!!!)


Consumerism is good for the third world.

ScarletCrusader, Christian Forums 63 Comments [12/28/2007 4:53:31 AM]
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