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Quote# 32881

I find it almost comical how unbelievers will blame a God they don't believe in, but they will not let evolution take the blame for amputees not being able to heal.

Defender of Christianity, Why Won't God Heal Amputees? 47 Comments [12/27/2007 7:48:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 32892

[More lying for Jesus]


DENVER April 1, 2000 - A new fossil has been found that may throw a huge wrench into the current evolutionary paradigm for the origin of elephants. Univ. of Colorado biology professor Scott L. Eugenie commented that "we might as well throw out the elephant with the bathwater, if we accept this fossil as what it appears to be".

The fossil was discovered in a lava bed in the southern part of the Congo, near the small village of Geheradhanda. It was in a layer suggesting it originated from the Cretaceous period some 50 million years ago. The main fossil appears to be that of a trunk, while other fragments found 50 yards away appear to be imprints of feathers! This new discovery is shaking the evolutionary community. Many scientists are jumping on the flying bandwagon, others are jumping into the sea and sticking with the aquatic hypothesis. Harvard paleontologist Stephen Gould is skeptical: "I still think the elephant can trace his great, great ancestor to a fish". Others disagree. Richard Dawkins of Cambridge was ecstatic "flying elephants seem very feasible to me. This fossil demonstrates clearly and irrevocably this apparent certainty". He went on to add "I knew we would find more transitional fossils, I can't wait to hear what the creationists have to say!". The fossil has been dubbed Elaphantavianicus Bigfairytalicus.

www.evolutionfairytale.com, www.evolutionfairytale.com 32 Comments [12/27/2007 7:46:42 AM]
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Quote# 32900

Because liberal thinking WORKS.
Who cares if abortion is inherently racist and is destroying the family as we know it? It WORKS!
Who cares if easy-access divorce and gay marriage destroy the sanctity of marriage and the importance of child-rearing? It WORKS!
Who cares if putting kids on "behavior mod" drugs makes them grow up to be destructive and borderline insane? It WORKS!
Who cares if legalizing marijuana would increase the influence of drug cartels in the U.S. and increase the number of car accidents due to DUI? It WORKS!

Of course none of these work. The only reason why liberals constantly push them is to see who they can sucker. Of course, in a world where the liberals govern the media and control our TVs and schools and other media outlets, it's pretty easy to create an idiot.

PilgrimJohn, DeviantArt 36 Comments [12/27/2007 3:05:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Nami

Quote# 32854

This is to praise God because He will lead me even if I'm resisting!! I'v felt the Lord leading me to spend less time on this board this last week.I cut back some, but I love being on here and could always seem to justify it (I'm praying for people etc ) Well two nights ago a thunderstorm fried my computer!! I still have my daughters computer to check the news and look for new prayer requests on here, but thats about it! I think thats awesome!! Hallelujah!! Even when I'm struggling to be obedient, He's there helping me!! He took the temptation out of my hands!! What an awesome God we serve!! He knows our hearts and will help us if we're struggling!! Thankyou my precious Lord!! You can do whatever you want to keep me on the path you have for me!!! I should have been upset about it, but God filled me with so much peace and joy, I was actually dancing!! I just knew it was a move of God!!! My husband thought I was nuts!! Guess he's getting used to that! Right thats my time quota up for now will catch up with you all soon!! To God be the glory forever!!

AllforHim, RaptureReady 48 Comments [12/27/2007 2:52:47 AM]
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Quote# 32872

The ACLU is the most unGodly Christian and God hating machine that this country has ever seen. The organization is a shadowy figure that assaults God fervently and daily. They are Anti-God fascists. Sin monger zealots. They are the unelected self declared judge and jury of Christianity. The verdict? Guilty. The sentence? Eviction. A man hunt.

The ACLU supports homosexual groups, opposes Christian school groups, tries to sue a historic cross off city land, sues prayer out of schools, opposes abstinence teachings for kids, sues Christmas displays out of city hall, defends polygamy, protects evolution teaching to our kids, opposes evolution alternative teachings, opposes the Minuteman group protecting our borders. Those are only a few examples of many. The ACLU's dream for our kids? Pregnant homosexual drug addicted atheist wards of the state. The ACLU's dream for themselves? Rich and in power.

The ACLU despises the Christian influence. They and other God hating secularists want to march the Christian influence in this country into the proverbial Nazi ovens. They want to spiritually ghettoize our children, culturally enslave us. Secularists are attempting to capture the Christian culture while replacing it with all forms of idolatry. Ruth Bader-Ginsburg occupies the highest level of our judicial system yet she attempted to subvert the law to satisfy her own political lusts during the Florida election recount in favor of an extremist Left politician.

Paul Culbertson, American Cultural Crisis 35 Comments [12/27/2007 2:14:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucan

Quote# 32863

Like God says, "You shall have no other gods before me". It's his planet, respect that. I sure as hell am not going to respect the beliefs of pagans who think it's:

1. Okay to sacrifice babies
2. Okay to sacrifce adults
3. Okay to tortue your enemies
4. Okay to worship imaginary gods

Sure as hell do not respect the belief to murder unborn babies, worship evil, tell everyone we came from a walking fish with toes from magical pool of mud from an imaginary big bang no one ever saw, the racist belief that Neanderthals were subhumans, the racist belief that blacks are inferior to whites, the belief that it's okay to slander God's Spirit, the sick belief of atheist communists that it's okay to torture and murder Christians for not believing atheist communist propaganda, and the belief that my Lord Jesus is not God's one and only perfect Son.

I have my own religion, and it's not "respect whatever the teenspot moderator tells you to because he feels it's right." Respect my religion please.

If you're a christian who loves christ feel free to friend me.

christslovesaves, www.teenspot.com 58 Comments [12/26/2007 8:38:57 PM]
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Quote# 32886

The government should be an extension of the church.

Aaron Brown, Facebook 64 Comments [12/26/2007 6:59:54 PM]
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Submitted By: melange

Quote# 32871

Why did the media hide the fact that the Columbine high school shooters were homosexual, didn't fit their crack-religion template?

Why did the media never mention the fact that the Columbine high school shooters believed in Darwin's theory of evolution and even wrote notes about it tying it in the their murderous plan?

Why is it never mentioned that Hitler was a vegetarian?

Ever notice that Hollywood rebels against God and worships a golden idol, the Emmy award doll, which is virtually the same thing that happened during Moses' time with the golden calf?

Isn't it strange that the people who called our Vietnam soldiers 'baby killers' are now the biggest advocates for abortion?

Paul Culbertson, American Cultural Crisis 51 Comments [12/26/2007 6:23:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Lucan

Quote# 32843

Believe it or not, but foul weather is caused by demons, which means we have authority over them in that area too. Time and time again, we have prayed against the weather, and it either stops in its tracks or heads the other way. It must be noted, however, that if God wants to allow your neighbors property to be damaged, the storm will come through, but your property will be safeguarded, IF you are right with the Lord.

Gene & Earline Moody, Demonbusters 64 Comments [12/26/2007 7:50:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael

Quote# 32840

[A woman fleed Utah to escape a court order to place her children in public school instead of homeschooling.]

Think of it like this, Satan wants to use his allies in the liberal establishment to draw our children away from Godly morals and Biblical teachings. How is the best way to do this?

Public education, of course.

First, they remove any mention of the LORD from schools. The made it illegal to even have a bible or mention Jesus in school in the 1960s when that Texas lady took God out of the classroom.

Second, they preach tolerance for all sorts of perversions. They tell our children that extreme gay sex, like "fisting," is natural and normal. They say that we have to give our money to socialist nations. They tell our children that we have to save the planet with "carbon tax." They suspend the children that don't pray at the altar of Darwin. They have immoral afterschool events where children drink alcohol and dance. They allow drug pushers into every classroom and do little to protect our children. They have lunatics runnding around and shooting people because they refuse to teach any morals.

How can we fight these threats to our American and Christian way of life?

Homeschool - and it scares the pants out of these people! No wonder they want to arrest people and put them in jail for teaching the Bible to our children - Jesus is ruining all their plans. Their wickness is obvious to everyone.

Freed_From_Sin, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [12/26/2007 3:38:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 32832

Who in his right mind would ever believe that the complicated homo sapien derived from a speck? That's getting the larger from the smaller.

When I was in school, we were taught that one of the fundamental postulates is that one cannot get the greater from the smaller.
Evolution is a theory, and an exceptionally wide-eyed foolish one at that. Nevertheless, it is a mere theory as much as tapioca pudding causes Milky Ways is a theory.

Grant Swank, Renew America 57 Comments [12/25/2007 7:38:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 32824

If there is an Israel truth, then there is an Israel lie. Moreover, the lie becomes apparent in light of the truth. If the truth is that the Anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Scandinavian, Celtic, and kindred people are the twelve tribes of Biblical Israel which have been dispersed abroad (James 1:1), then it is apparent that the people who today call themselves Jews--who clearly are not numbered among the Anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Scandinavian, Celtic, and kindred people--are not Israel.

Scriptures For America, scripturesforamerica.org 38 Comments [12/25/2007 7:17:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: cui bono

Quote# 32806

(About the present CIA waterboarding scandal)

If these techniques are as heinous as you say they are, why didn't you do something about it five years ago? On the contrary, it appears the opposite happened. Once again, the Democrats have been exposed as the lying, opportunistic shitweasels that they are. They're willing to do anything—even endanger national security—that'll help them get and maintain political power.

They bleat that "dissent is the highest form of patriotism." They need to STFU...they are the last people to tell anyone what is or isn't patriotic or good for the country. I for one am sick and tired of their disingenous sanctimony. That the Republicans lately have been nearly as incompetent as the Democrats have been treacherous is the only reason Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of that misbegotten bunch haven't yet ended up downrange of a firing squad.

ncc74656, Slashdot 29 Comments [12/25/2007 7:10:36 PM]
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Quote# 32839

The US was built by christians. Many people consider the US to be the greatest country in the world. Christian lands tend to have less violence than say, Muslim or Atheist/Socialist/Communist Lands. All school shootings have happened in secular public schools..Even Hitler had atheistic plans for his country(get rid of Judiasm and Christendom)

Renton405, Christian Forums 65 Comments [12/25/2007 6:34:32 AM]
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Quote# 32831

[scary shit]

The nonprofit Institute for Creation Research in Dallas wants to train future science teachers in Texas and elsewhere using an online curriculum. A state advisory group gave its approval Friday.......

And the course Web page for "Curriculum design in science" gives this scenario: "The school board has asked you to serve on a committee that is examining grades 6-12 science goals. ... Both evolutionist and creationist teachers serve on the curriculum committee. How will you convince them to include creation science as well as evolution in the new scope and sequence?"

Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board, Dallas News 74 Comments [12/25/2007 2:36:14 AM]
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Submitted By: cui bono

Quote# 32810

A large body of evidence for "intelligent design" exists. Even common sense suggests that natural and empirical laws are linked to an intelligent designer. Reasonable people can evaluate the concept and the evidence to back it up. But, the idea of intelligent design is so feared by scientists who cling with blind faith to the increasingly challenged theory of evolution that the mere mention of it in most public schools and universities is deeply ridiculed.

Anna Higgins, Marian Ward, Concerned Women for America 41 Comments [12/24/2007 10:22:44 PM]
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Submitted By: akg41470

Quote# 32813

"Christmas IS the day of Christ's birth.

I'll again refer you to every manger scene ever created where everyone was wearing wintry clothes."

"It's true, though. You never see Joseph in Bermuda Shorts or Mary in a two-piece."

Lippysplitter, IMDB: Philosophy and Religion 61 Comments [12/24/2007 6:42:55 PM]
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Quote# 32781

I'm sorry, I do sound like that don't I. All I'm saying is there are some things in the world we humans can't understand. There are something we can't justify. Who are we to say what's right and wrong? I won't say that lying isn't as bad murdering when God clearly says it is. And when He says it is I won't say 'but why, that doesn't make sense.' That's leaning on our own understanding.

Pro 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;

That's what I will do. When God says something is just or something is evil, I won't try to make sense of it. I'll just accept it, because I don't have the infinite knowledge, I don't see all things.

nextte23, Teenspot.com 34 Comments [12/24/2007 7:58:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Nikias

Quote# 32762

Hollywood angers Muslims by exporting homosexual worship and the slut-ization of young women. This is why the Arab world calls us the 'great satan'. Liberals are against freedom of speech. For views that don't line up with their own views. Liberals and the ACLU attack freedom of speech The Left are antinationalist's, or, they hate America. Why? Because they want to occupy the drivers seat.

You will never hear a Liberal say point blank "America is the greatest nation ever". They would be ashamed and shamed to say such a thing. They are apologetic for being American. It is so unfashionable for Liberals to compliment America. It doesn't jive with their motif, they cant admit that the nation currently run by Christians is the greatest nation on earth. That would blow apart their agenda like a flat tire at a hundred miles an hour.

hey worship idols and false Gods. They worship government programs as the solution instead of God or Christian churches. They worship drugs to ease all sorts of nervous spiritual conditions instead of relying on God. They use skin color for politics. They worship Mother Earth hysteria myths. They push for sexual liberation that imprisons our young kids who don't know any better. They promote dependency on the government thereby taking away dependency on God the creator of the universe. Liberals do not respect humans at all. They believe we came from animals. They cheer the killing of viable baby humans. They think we should have sex with each other in unnatural ways. They want to destroy the Christian foundation in America that is responsible for helping more people around the world than any other nation. When it comes to life and mankind, Liberals spit in God's face.

Paul, mother-jones.com 42 Comments [12/24/2007 5:31:52 AM]
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Quote# 32804

"Living things don't need to be designed? Whether they need to or not, do they not appear to be designed? When you look at a human hand, do you ever mistake it for something else? There is a distinct pattern there."

Wilson, Why Won't God Heal Amputees 36 Comments [12/24/2007 5:30:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Assyriankey

Quote# 32789

You people are so sick! I am 29, successful, and a virgin. It may be stressful, but I know I'll find a woman one day. The truth is, anyone who fornicates without being married, masturbates, or has sex with prostitutes may feel it is fun now, but will burn in hell forever. That's right, read the bible, the book that tells the truth about everything. You sick atheist cowards, disgusting gays, perverted prostitutes and prostitute chasers and slutty sleazy women will burn FOREVER for your sins. You will literally feel the pain of burning alive nonstop FOREVER. In a million years of constant burning with no sleep, you will not have even completed 1% of your punishment for your fornication, masturbation, prostitution, etc. So I hope you feel good now. Enjoy it, it won't last. You are evil and make a mockery of people like me. I've found 3 women who wanted to marry me but when they told me they weren't a virgin I told them to leave and never speak to me again. I save all my money for my future family, but I only like women close to my own age, at least 27, so I will wait for the right one. The only virgins I've met so far that age are obese, which is another sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for, so I said no thanks to that, but I've signed up with a service that promises to find me the right one. Even if I live to 90 with no sex, it's better than being tortured forever. I go to church every Sunday and will never forget the sermons. You people need to repent. It's too late for most of you but most of you don't even teach your children that sex, masturbation, prostitution and homosexuality carry a penalty worse than the death penalty, PERMANENT SUFFERING BY TORTURE! God does not appreciate your thanks and will punish you for what you did! God didn't make a hooker, the devil did. You will get what you deserve you sick fuck! Don't come to Texas or I'll shoot you in the head you disgusting piece of perverted shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random craigslist poster, s f bay area craigslist 122 Comments [12/24/2007 5:29:48 AM]
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Submitted By: sarah

Quote# 32754

Because females generally lack upper body strength, any attempts to rebel by raising the upper body are minimal. Nevertheless, if the wife attempts to use her free hand to protect herself or otherwise interfere, it can be pinned to her back or side with the hand that would otherwise wrap around her waist. If more control is required, it may be achieved by the husband leaning more of his torso weight on her back.
Pinning a rebellious wife's inside leg also prevents assuming a mulish *ironing board* position - with the legs extended - since it is almost impossible to do with one leg. As the spanking withers any rebellion, the woman's legs will naturally relax as her resistance fades and she accepts her fate.
If a wife absolutely refuses to cooperate in allowing the necessary area to be exposed, the sting of a firmly applied doubled man's belt or solid wood paddle (resembling the width and thickness of a man's hand and about twice as long) will sufficiently penetrate jeans, slacks, or skirt to get deliver the desired message if given sufficient time to sink in. An old-fashioned oval-shaped solid wood hairbrush might also prove adequate for the purpose.

none, Christian Domestic Discipline 95 Comments [12/24/2007 2:43:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 23

Quote# 32772

< Responding to the question "How do you know that Mary even made it into heaven?" >


Along with the knowledge that early christians artifacts were much sought at that time. yet there are none of mary.

Kolni, HDForums.com 25 Comments [12/24/2007 2:40:41 AM]
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Submitted By: BurntBush

Quote# 32779

Why are children aborted? The following are reasons given in percentages: 1% - victims of incest or rape, 1% - fetal abnormality, 4% - doctor said that health would worsen if pregnancy continued, 50% - didn't want to be single parent or have problems in current relationship, 60% - could not afford child, 75% - child would interfere with lives, 95% - reasons of convenience: not incest, rape, physical condition of unborn or threatened health of mother.

Gene and Earline Moody, Demonbuster 73 Comments [12/24/2007 2:40:16 AM]
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Quote# 32793

[From the Golden Compass thread]

Alot of kids in my school are reading this book. I told my friends not to go see it, but, they said, " Just because the athuors trying to Kill God in our minds, is not going to stop me from seeing the movie."

How sad...

NotesOnLife, RaptureReady 36 Comments [12/24/2007 2:16:27 AM]
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