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Quote# 22818

There's a difference in macro evolution and micro evolution. Now, don't quote me on this, but one happens and ones not proven; not sure which ones which. I think macro is the one that happens, and that's the one where an animal would grow a thicker coat of fur in a colder climate, or maybe it's legs would grow longer because it's food is higher up. This isn't an instantaneous thing either, it would take generations. And this is in simpleton terms, also.

Now, the other one, again, I think it's micro, is the one where they can't prove it, you know, the fish that turns into a horse type evolution, or the sludge to human thing. They haven't found those missing links. Drat!

My apologies if I've gotten this wrong or mixed up, whatever. I'm not a brainiac.

ronin, rapture ready 27 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22817

Generally speaking, those Muslims who don't want us dead (us being Americans and Christians) are the equivalent of our lukewarm Christians (those who don't read their holy book, etc.). The only few exceptions are those who are smart enough to read the Koran literally in some places and figuratively in others or to completely reinterpret the book altogether. There have been, in the past, peaceful well-learned Muslims. This is not to say, however, that Islam is a religion of peace, not now by any means.

Mindenite, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: anti-nonsense
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Quote# 22816

{thread title "Do you take the Word of God literally?"
Personally, I take it as God's Word and therefore it is literal. The only exceptions in my mind are the obvious parables. I am just curious how everyone here believes.

Also, to clarify. When I say that I believe it is to be taken literal, I also believe that there are things we do not have the ability to understand and won't until we are in His presence. As for the creation of the world, there are scientific theories that actually support the 6 day creation. However, it is taken with converting time traveling across the universe. All of this is above my peanut brain to fully comprehend, but none the less helps me in my belief.

bunnymom321, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: anti-nonsense
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Quote# 22815

I NEVER QUESTION GOD. He has made all things; He knows all things; He has a plan for my life. Of course I would LOVE to know what that plan is for my life, but that's what prayer is for. Prayer is available for us to ask God to show us His will for our lives. Maybe it's not the right time for me to know what His perfect plan is, but it will show itself in due time. I do not follow Him blindly.

Laurel Moon, Facebook 17 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: DANIEL
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Quote# 22804

(If he'd started with the molestation story, ended with the part about punishing men who feel up teenage boys, and simply left it at that, I would have left him alone--but the rest of his post earns him his place on this board. Congratulations, Joe--you are officially a moron. Wear your McDonald's hat proudly)

This is the first I have posted on FAGGOTS, but let me tell you how I feel about them and why:

When I was about 14 years old there were soda joints in the town I grew up in. I was in one of the booths with a friend when a well known faggot in his twenties came in and sat down next to me. He was quite a bit bigger than I am so there was no escape. He put his arm around me and moved closer. I told him to leave me alone a couple of times but started pawing me and told me to try it, I'd like it. Luckily, there was a pretty good sized fellow, sort of a motor cycle type, came over and told the faggot to get the Hell up and leave me alone. He got up and left. I don't think I ever did adequately thank the fellow who rescued me from the situation.

When I think about what faggots do, it disgusts me. Sure I give them the right to do their disgusting acts in the privacy of their own homes, but when they start hitting on young teenagers, it is time to put a stop to their actions. God or nature or whatever you believe created us as two sexes and those who have sexual feelings towards members of their own sex are unnatural (Queer.) When I served in the military they were banned and that's the wway it should have remained. Women shouldn't be allowed in combat roles either. I'll say this about faggots who molest teenage boys. No punishmnet is great enough. Faggots, stay away from me!

Joe Btfsplk, FSTDT Forums 14 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22803

[Alleged beating of elderly homosexual man proven false.]

Dr. Donald E. Wildmon, founder and chairman of the American Family Association (AFA), says he does not expect any retraction of accusations by homosexual activists -- but he does expect them to continue their push for "hate crimes" legislation, regardless of the facts. He recalls similar reaction to a highly publicized incident in October 1998.

"This really calls to mind the incident in Wyoming a few years ago [when] a young man named Matthew Shepherd supposedly ... was beaten because he was a homosexual," says Wildmon. "The truth later came out that the people who beat him to death did not even know he was a homosexual; they were robbing him."

An incident such as the Shepherd case, says the AFA founder, "gets big play early on" -- but despite later findings, "it's planted in the minds of people who don't hear the truth."

Law enforcement authorities in Detroit say they now consider the Anthos case closed. But at least one Detroit-area homosexual advocacy group, the Triangle Foundation, is hopeful the police will take into account the testimony of Anthos and continue to pursue the case, despite the physical evidence casting doubt on his claims.

Conservative and Christian leaders have argued for years that, if "hate crimes" legislation became law, it could become illegal for pastors to preach from the Bible regarding homosexuality.


Dr. Donald E. Wildmon, One News Now 10 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22799

I have little compassion for the poor. It doesn't mean I'm a bad Christian- it means I know what is going on the world.

stray bullet, Christian Forums 26 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22798

[...] A creationist scientist is bound by religious conviction to be honest with himself and others about the evidences of science. For a creationist scientist, lying about or intentionally misrepresenting evidence for or against evolution would be a serious sin. However, there is no such safeguard for evolutionist scientists. Without religious conviction, they are left with only intellectual conviction, which the world demonstrates is often weak when passions come into play.

[...] We have seen a number of haxes generated by non-believer evolutionists. There has not been to my knowledge a hoax generated by a creationist scientist.

IronOne, IIDB 17 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22795

This is the first I have posted on FAGGOTS, but let me tell you how I feel about them and why:

When I was about 14 years old there were soda joints in the town I grew up in. I was in one of the booths with a friend when a well known faggot in his twenties came in and sat down next to me. He was quite a bit bigger than I am so there was no escape. He put his arm around me and moved closer. I told him to leave me alone a couple of times but started pawing me and told me to try it, I'd like it. Luckily, there was a pretty good sized fellow, sort of a motor cycle type, came over and told the faggot to get the Hell up and leave me alone. He got up and left. I don't think I ever did adequately thank the fellow who rescued me from the situation.

When I think about what faggots do, it disgusts me. Sure I give them the right to do their disgusting acts in the privacy of their own homes, but when they start hitting on young teenagers, it is time to put a stop to their actions. God or nature or whatever you believe created us as two sexes and those who have sexual feelings towards members of their own sex are unnatural (Queer.) When I served in the military they were banned and that's the wway it should have remained. Women shouldn't be allowed in combat roles either. I'll say this about faggots who molest teenage boys. No punishmnet is great enough. Faggots, stay away from me!

Joe Btfsplk, FSTDT Forums 18 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnRaptor
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Quote# 22794

Sen. Inhofe Compares People Who Believe In Global Warming To ‘The Third Reich’
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) is the nation’s most prominent global warming denier. He famously declared that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.” Now, he’s taken the argument a step further. In an interview with Tulsa World, Inhofe compared people who believed global warming was a problem to Nazis:

James Inhofe (R-OK), think progress 36 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit
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Quote# 22792

I've heard rumors that both the Messianic candidate from Joseph and the Messianic candidate from King David are alive and running around Israel. They are not revealed to the masses yet, as they are not in positions to actually do the Messiah's work - yet.

But they are alive and well, and ready for work.

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I hear that they are only 25, so they have a lot to learn. When they are ready, I'm ready to see them in operation.

Harmonious, Hannity 8 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: pbagosy
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Quote# 22791

Brits are cowards, generally. They feel a lot of collective guilt for centuries of imperialism- brought by war against non-European countries like Iran.

America never fought other countries to create colonies and exploit people and resources- so we have no problem going to another country and attacking them. They blame themselves for the situation those nations are in.


stray bullet, Christian Forums 41 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22790

Let me be clear, here: I am not saying that Christian men should rebel against authority when, contrary to God’s Creation order, it is exercised by woman. If a female police officer pulls me over and tickets me, I’ll respect and submit to her, not because she has a gun and a radio, but because she has been placed over me by God, bearing the sword in His behalf.

Still, I will recognize that her authority is contrary to God’s creation order in the matter of sexuality, and it will grieve me causing me, like Lot, to gnash my teeth. And this is how every biblical Christian should view the exercise of authority by woman over man no matter where it occurs. As the Holy Spirit said, woman is not to teach or exercise authority over man because Adam was created first, and then Eve.

Tim Bayly, Bayly Blog 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22789

There is a double standard here on these boards and I cannot believe it. You guys cry “foul” when Christian parents send their OWN children to bible camps, but when other “indoctrinate” their children with atheistic ideas you say it is fine. You guys cry out, “let the children make up their own minds” when it come to homosexuality camps, and then turn right around and condemn parent when the take their kids to church. Here is the case in point.

[I was raised to believe, 'there's no such thing as god, that's a load of bull crap, there's no heaven and no hell and you die and that's it'. Cool. Got on with my merry little childhood. ...]

Then, there a thunderous applause from the atheists in approval. Where is the out cry that this is indoctrination? Where is the out cry to “let the kid make up his own mind”? There is none. Just applause and approval. Then later he writes this…..

[Fast forward to the present. I am now highly aware of and passionate about the effects of forcing religion on young children, teenagers, or in fact anyone who is not interested. ...]

But were his parent’s not forcing their atheist beliefs on this kid when they say there is no god? I remind you he state, “I was raised to believe” NOT after much reflection on the subject I have become and atheist! Where is the out cry? Silence from the atheist, because it reflects their own desires. Double standard!!!!

[I took home the catholic workbook, with no idea of what it was even about. My parents hit the roof! (This was in the 70's) I was pulled out of that scripture quick smart, and when everyone else went to scripture, I would go to the principal's office and read. I was already good at reading, and with this extra practice, I just got better. Win/win, I'd say. ...]

The father pulled the kid outta a class at the CATHOLIC school that HE sent him to? If I posted the same thing and said I pulled my kid outta science class out the public school that I sent him to during the time they were teaching evolution, there would be a huge uproar. You guys would say that I’m limiting my child’s education or I’m an extremist or something along those lines. But, when the shoe is on the other foot, well…..it is okay by the atheist.

joseph47parker, CARM 3 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22788

Well if you are not an atheist then you should agree that logical and analytical thinking dictate that there is a Supreme Intelligence governing the universe.

[Your original argument was a tautology. You claim that atheists don't think logically when they reject premise X, then you present their rejection of premise X as evidence for your claim that they lack logical thought.]

I accept God and Christianity because I utilized logical and analytical thinking to ascertain that God and Christianity are totally logical to believe in.

George Yurich, CARM 25 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22786

"That's why so many young kids grow up to be liberals. They get to eat junk food, watch TV, go out with their friends, and listen to music when they should be working and learning about the real world. They are all spoiled little brats.

Once my child reaches the age of 12 I'm putting him to work, and if he doesn't, I will belt him. Slapping your child is proven to be an effective form of asserting your authority, and respecting authority is something that every child needs to learn at the earliest age possible, before he or she even walks.

Unfortunately in today's unGodly times, children can be seen skateboarding, shopping, playing video games, going out to movies, and talking with members of the opposite sex. It's disgusting. The moment a child is able to talk, he or she MUST be taught to recite three things:

1) Grace
2) The Pledge
3) God Bless America

That is all."

ConservativeWarrior, IMDB 69 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22785

We assume that humanism will take the path of social and mental hygiene and discourage sentimental and unreal hopes and wishful thinking." In this statement humanists show how little they know of the nature of men. These are the real results of fifty years of humanism in school and church: more mentally ill than ever, more substance abuse than ever, more social unrest than ever. The young people we have worked with are overloaded with unreal hopes and wishful thinking. We have suicide at a rate never even imagined in years gone by. As a young person until age 25, I never knew one person who had killed himself. I knew only one or two who used alcohol and none that used drugs. We are largely a group of ungrateful people and this is especially true in the church.

Stan, Demonbusters 7 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 22784

[Most of the atheists (and agnostics too) that I've met at the university level have been highly intelligent, thoughtful and well-studied people. In fact, when discussing theological and other issues, I greatly prefer their company over like-minded believers, who can usually only spout off what somebody else has told them w/ little original thought or study.]

So you're non-denominational but in a university? And you "greatly prefer" to hang out with atheists and agnostics because they're such originalists. If you don't mind me asking, then why are you posting here? I've still never met one that had ever read, much less understood, the Bible. The internet's crawling with those types.

Geno, Teens-4-Christ 22 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22782

[There are over 8000 gods that humans have created to believe in, your odds aren't that great.]

Sorry to hear about your flimsy belief in 8000 gods. My Bible only mentions 1 God; so you've confirmed my belief that I'm Heavenbound!!! O Yeah ~ Praise The Lord!!!

kiddlebuzz, Courttv.com Message Boards 28 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22781

If we could prove everything written in the Bible; then we wouldn't need God, now would we? For by Faith alone in Jesus Christ can we enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I can't help but feel sorry for misguided misfits like you who will never be counted in the Book of Life to enter Heaven. We sure will miss you!!!

kiddlebuzz, Courttv.com Message Boards 8 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22780

[Atheists and Fstdt.]

(Atheists have started many of the threads in the religion forum.)

And what I find so interesting is that the majority of them are to bash religion. Finding and posting sites to show stupid quotes and what buffoons Christians are, searching the internet to find the most extreme weirdos claiming the name "Christian" to post and show "what Christians are", posting links to show how assanine a belief is, making sure to bring to light another horrible thing a Christian has done and on and on and on. And then we have this one that starts out with an insult about the "nonsense people believe". Yet, I don't see many topics started by Christians to claim they have the only way, or to show stupidity on the part of atheists, or how atheists are taking away yet another right. And yet, Christians are the "hateful, intolerant" ones. Odd.

As for this post - Christians are hatemongers and bigots. How many do you know that hate blacks? LOL. I know lots of NON Christians that do, but that doesn't fit, lol. We visit here so we can laugh at you, ha ha ha! And then a big 'ole "shame on you!" at the end for emphasis. So much for honest and intelligent discussion. Isn't it "ironical"?

Patriot, Courttv.com Message Boards 12 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22779

If gays would quit making statements like " I'm gay and you have to employ me ; be nice to me ; acknowledge me "... perphaps people would accept them as good , evil , or wierd just like the rest of us ...

any one who walks up and says ...
I'm gay and desire to construction work
an athiest who wants to work in a church
I'm a junkie and wish to work at a drug store
or I am a pedophile and want to do day care
or a rapist who seeks to work in an abuse center ..
is an idiot and should be treated as such ...

plmarquette, Christian Forums 34 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22778

I think the Dawkinites actually are pretty close to Christians who believe in original sin, since they feel that we are all born essentially selfish.

skytalk, Courttv.com Message Boards 16 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22774

Christianity does not run things with the world and never has. Looking only at the 20th century atheistic communism has been responsible for for the most deaths ever.

Amishist, The Resistance Manifesto 24 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22773

These people killed others because they felt that they were a higher life form having evolved in a much superior manner than the ones that they were oppressing. And since they abandoned all moral absolutes as most Evilutionst do, it is a natural course of events. I believe you call it "survival of the fittest". These tyrants believed that they were eliminating a lesser element of the gene pool and thus serving a higher purpose of mankind and of it's ultimate survival. That is where evolution ultimately leads. Man justifies his baser urges for he deduces that it is only part of an engrained desire for survival by eliminating a lesser life form. Evolution, ultimately leads to anarchy and subjection of the strong over what is preceived as the weak. Ironic isn't it. You think that you are evolving but in actuality you are de-evolving morally. All leading to self destruction. That's why we need a saviour.

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 15 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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