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Quote# 22854

Today's liberal can only be matched to one time in world history. That would be the French Revolution. Matter of fact this is where the concept of the left came from. I think you know how fouled up these people were.

Speaking of stopping Hitler, as I sure you are well aware, Hitler and FDR went into power only four months apart. How many lives would have been save had Hitler been taken out in 1933 or 1934? Instead we fought a war over oil in the Pacific in 1941 with a weakened arm forces that had been allowed to decay. If history is allowed to repeat itself, we will see the same thing happen again.

You can rewrite history all you want to. If you think America or the colonies were liberal during the American Revolution you need to check your facts a bit. England was far more liberal than the colonies were at that time.

What prevented nuclear amageddon was the fact that both powers had nuclear weapons. Had the world been armed with conventional weapons, Europe and possibly the entire world might be under the Soviet Union now. (This would have made a lot of leftist happy, we certainly saw an example of this in South East Asia). There has been recent nuclear lately activity in both Iran and North Korea. Even though North Korea has actually tested a weapon and Iran is working on one, we have heard nothing from Green Peace. This explains the references to Green Peace and watermelons, green on the outside and red or yellow on the inside.

The way world history has worked is it swings back between being conservative and liberal. Conservatives makes the world stable enough so liberals can exist in it, as soon as the liberals take over, we go back into chaos and confusion. Then things fall apart again.

yoyoofloco, IMDb 13 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22855

I have pictures to back up my facts and eyewitness accounts as to what I said.. We in the South, eye witnessed many things that happened that were covered up by the liberal media. The liberal media would not show much of what went on-- on many of these civil rights marches across the south because it would have upset their agenda. Why do you think the wiretaps and bugged recordings by Robert Kennedy of Martin Luther King have been classified or destroyed so the general public can not hear these recordings? I agree with you that the North is FULL of hypocritical white liberals. They want to cover up the historical facts about the North's complicity in slavery. The fact that a slave cost, sometimes a $1000 or more is well documented. I will admit there were slave owners who flogged their slaves, there are people everywhere who misuse things that they own. However, those that did, were hurting themselves, spiritually and financially because a beaten slave's value was greatly diminished. I am a Confederate descendant and I will tell you, I believe slavery was one of the greatest mistakes ever made by the North, which made huge sums importing slaves and the South that bought them. I admit much of the South's economy was based on slavery. However, most Southerners did not own slaves and fought the war between the states as much for states rights as anything. The original thirteen colonies believed in a loose coalition of colonies and believed each colony had to right secede. Many southerners were very independent by nature and were indignant at the thought of someone invading their territory with an army.

pcorder, IMDb 16 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22857

We must be careful of what we see and read, this is satan's playground currently and he has control of the media. We must turn away from these corporate-sponsored media outlets and instead research diligently to try and find the truth. It's not easy to find the truth these days as the days are dark and filled with evil but we must go down into the rabbit hole to find the rabbit.

Anonymous, Rapture Alert 10 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22861

Regarding the chocolate sculpture of Christ:

"one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."

William Donahue, CNN 28 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Thursday
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Quote# 22751

You don't seem to understand this Evolution offeneds some people. It should be ok for them to teach Intellegent Design. People shouldn't have to go with one thing just because it science.

TheMessenger, QJ.NET Forums 57 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: FreePlay
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Quote# 22753

"Men should be covered and not wearing skin-tight clothes. Though women are typically not stimulated by sight, as men are, our world has so perverted sensuality that now women are looking a men's form, and lusting after them."

Bro. Randy, T-4-C 49 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: The Sarah Fish
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Quote# 22754

When the King of Heaven throws you a party, you notice.
With skipping angels and fun filled children,
Who throw streamers and balloons throughout the parade.
Fantastic floats highlight moments of your life.
Animals of all sorts assemble past you,
Colors burst forth from fireworks that go on and on for a long time.
Dignitaries give a speech or two about how God used you
( speeches that don't go on and on)
Then the King holds a grand Ball and feast in celebration of you.
Gloriously arrayed ladies dance with elegant men.
It's your own family, your friends and some whom you never met before,
But somehow recognize.
A table as long as Texas is wide
Is heavly laden with your favorite dishes and exotic desserts
with millions of friends of all ages, races, backgrounds and generations in time,
Seated all around you, besides you.

Only can heaven celebrate every single one of us,
Without any of it being diluted or worn thin.
This Party is for you, me, everyone there,
Simply for our name being written in the Lamb's Book of Life,
And it's about Him too.

When God ornemented the heavens with gemstones and lights
He didn't use a rickety old ladder,
When God filled the oceans and seas
He didn't rely on a tiny eyedropper.
His party for us will not be cheap, small or understated,
But as extravagant as is His grace.

Coffehubby, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 22756

[in response to rhetorical question addressing sexual orientation and choice]

Why? Because they have liberals to protect them, just as the liberals protect terrorists and a lot of other guilty people (guilty is not implying to homosexuals).

Amasian, Forum Styles (requires account access to view said post) 17 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Danny
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Quote# 22757

[I'm having mixed feelings on this. If someone murders another person as a criminal act is it against the Christian worldview to take their life in return. Isn't that in return Vengeance?]

Throughout Scriptures, we clearly see that God wants to judge the murderer and He wants us to send them on to their judgement.

As for the taking of a murderer's life, Gen 9:6 gives us a clear command which has not been retracted: "Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather
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Quote# 22758

Well I'll tell you what I personally think, I don't really subscribe the implication of God or a designer, just an intelligent cause...this intelligent cause is the soul-mind. The DNA directly correlates to the soul-mind....the DNA changes are based chiefly on this energy....this is how evolution happened...I've been experimenting with this thought-energy for a while so I bet if I had a microscope and some equipment I could really prove it...but biology is not my major I'm not really that interested in biology as much as other things

VitalOne, Internet Infidels 30 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22759

To this day I feel sorry for my father. To my dad [my mother] always barks, "Do this, get that, go to the store and get this, wash the dishes." If I was married to her, I would have shot her, or shot myself. One of the two.

My dad believes in the bible to [sic]. When I point out scriptures like this to her, she gets really Eve on me. She acts like she is Napoleon Bonaparte, and sees the light. We are equal, she says. Yeah, equal until you divorce his ass. Take the house, and 65% of his income in alimony until you die. To me that is not very equal.

[Quotes Eph. 5:22 about wives submitting to husbands.]

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 28 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Quote# 22760

[Emphasis original]
(One culture killing out another culture is bad. The Native Americans had no choice in the matter.

A culture "killing itself" because it "contracepts" is not so bad.)

No Sarah, Now listen carefully. a culture "killing itself out" becuase it "contracepts" is a really stupid and dumb reason to "Kill" itself out. Because it is avoidable. By Simply slamming the door in Planned Parenthood's face really really hard! and taking all contraceptives off the market will go along way in saving all Nations of All races. Something that I happen to believe in doing.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 24 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 22762

[re: Simcha Jacobovici's Tomb of Jesus]

If I read correctly, these tombs were discovered back in 1980. Satan is just merely recirculating old news and pass it off as new news for the younger generation as well as the rest of the generations that doubts the Word of God.

newseed, Jesus Christ Forums 15 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22763

[Detailing why a disease called "Gotacural", the subject of a prophecy in 1979, is really AIDS.]

I claim that the GOTACURAL disease is AIDS. Did you know that in 1982 when I first got hold of the prophecies, I was looking for a disease called GOTACURAL? AIDS was not named AIDS then. But there was a great concern because of its mystery, its rapid spread and its being lethal. About later that year, the disease was named AIDS.

In 1984, I haven’t still encountered a disease known as GOTACURAL. This was when I began to suspect that GOTACURAL may be AIDS. My first clue was GOT in the name GOTACURAL which is synonymous to “acquired.” AIDS, as we know it now, is a disease that is acquired, hence, the name. AIDS is the acronym of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

After GOT, is ACUR. I came to the conclusion that this must mean “without cure,” just like asymmetrical meaning without symmetry, or amoral meaning without moral. The prefix A in a word means “not” or “without.”

The last part in the name GOTACURAL is AL. AL is a suffix meaning “relating to” or “characterized by” like in directional, fictional, hormonal, organizational, spectral, tidal. Therefore, GOTACURAL is a disease characterized by being acquired and without cure. Doesn’t AIDS perfectly fit this description of the name GOTACURAL? It does. And it is spot on!

In 1986, I asked the spirit if the disease He named GOTACURAL in 1979 is AIDS. He answered in the affirmative. I asked if there will be any cure. He replied in the negative. So, no matter how much research will be put into finding a cure for AIDS, I am sorry to say that a cure will never be found.

Best regards,
Aristeo Canlas Fernando, Peace Crusader and Echo

Peace Crusader, JREF Forums 39 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22765

A New York gallery has angered a US Catholic group with its decision to exhibit a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ.

The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled "My Sweet Lord", depicts Jesus Christ naked on the cross.

Catholic League head Bill Donohue called it "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever".

Bill Donohue, BBC News 84 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Grey Wolf
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Quote# 22766

That's what Satanists are trained to do. There are people who have enough influence in this list that when people see there name as the last person that listed a post, they would immediately be drawn to look at that post. By always making another post, it is a way of covering up the "influencer", and thus subjugating their influence. All Satanist will do this an all posts on all forums. It is one of the key "dead givaway's" that a Satanist is active. They always want the last word on any subject.

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 30 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22767

Actually, I wrote an excellent blog on why natural disasters are occuring.

They are occuring because God loves us. He loves us enough to say, if you want to reject me, I won't do a thing. But you're not going to like the consequences.

Through out the book of judges, we see that kind of judgement God gave to Israel. He didn't send armies to enslave them when they idol worshipped, he just lifted his protection from them, and then the armies would come in.

Same thing environmentally. If we are choosing mammon (materialism) over God, than what do you expect, especially that thrist for mammon is putting so much green house gases into the atmosphere.

So God isn't 'passing' judgement on us, we're passing judgement onto ourselves for not seeking God and seeking mammon instead.

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22773

These people killed others because they felt that they were a higher life form having evolved in a much superior manner than the ones that they were oppressing. And since they abandoned all moral absolutes as most Evilutionst do, it is a natural course of events. I believe you call it "survival of the fittest". These tyrants believed that they were eliminating a lesser element of the gene pool and thus serving a higher purpose of mankind and of it's ultimate survival. That is where evolution ultimately leads. Man justifies his baser urges for he deduces that it is only part of an engrained desire for survival by eliminating a lesser life form. Evolution, ultimately leads to anarchy and subjection of the strong over what is preceived as the weak. Ironic isn't it. You think that you are evolving but in actuality you are de-evolving morally. All leading to self destruction. That's why we need a saviour.

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 15 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22774

Christianity does not run things with the world and never has. Looking only at the 20th century atheistic communism has been responsible for for the most deaths ever.

Amishist, The Resistance Manifesto 24 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22778

I think the Dawkinites actually are pretty close to Christians who believe in original sin, since they feel that we are all born essentially selfish.

skytalk, Courttv.com Message Boards 17 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22779

If gays would quit making statements like " I'm gay and you have to employ me ; be nice to me ; acknowledge me "... perphaps people would accept them as good , evil , or wierd just like the rest of us ...

any one who walks up and says ...
I'm gay and desire to construction work
an athiest who wants to work in a church
I'm a junkie and wish to work at a drug store
or I am a pedophile and want to do day care
or a rapist who seeks to work in an abuse center ..
is an idiot and should be treated as such ...

plmarquette, Christian Forums 34 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22780

[Atheists and Fstdt.]

(Atheists have started many of the threads in the religion forum.)

And what I find so interesting is that the majority of them are to bash religion. Finding and posting sites to show stupid quotes and what buffoons Christians are, searching the internet to find the most extreme weirdos claiming the name "Christian" to post and show "what Christians are", posting links to show how assanine a belief is, making sure to bring to light another horrible thing a Christian has done and on and on and on. And then we have this one that starts out with an insult about the "nonsense people believe". Yet, I don't see many topics started by Christians to claim they have the only way, or to show stupidity on the part of atheists, or how atheists are taking away yet another right. And yet, Christians are the "hateful, intolerant" ones. Odd.

As for this post - Christians are hatemongers and bigots. How many do you know that hate blacks? LOL. I know lots of NON Christians that do, but that doesn't fit, lol. We visit here so we can laugh at you, ha ha ha! And then a big 'ole "shame on you!" at the end for emphasis. So much for honest and intelligent discussion. Isn't it "ironical"?

Patriot, Courttv.com Message Boards 12 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22781

If we could prove everything written in the Bible; then we wouldn't need God, now would we? For by Faith alone in Jesus Christ can we enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I can't help but feel sorry for misguided misfits like you who will never be counted in the Book of Life to enter Heaven. We sure will miss you!!!

kiddlebuzz, Courttv.com Message Boards 8 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22782

[There are over 8000 gods that humans have created to believe in, your odds aren't that great.]

Sorry to hear about your flimsy belief in 8000 gods. My Bible only mentions 1 God; so you've confirmed my belief that I'm Heavenbound!!! O Yeah ~ Praise The Lord!!!

kiddlebuzz, Courttv.com Message Boards 28 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22784

[Most of the atheists (and agnostics too) that I've met at the university level have been highly intelligent, thoughtful and well-studied people. In fact, when discussing theological and other issues, I greatly prefer their company over like-minded believers, who can usually only spout off what somebody else has told them w/ little original thought or study.]

So you're non-denominational but in a university? And you "greatly prefer" to hang out with atheists and agnostics because they're such originalists. If you don't mind me asking, then why are you posting here? I've still never met one that had ever read, much less understood, the Bible. The internet's crawling with those types.

Geno, Teens-4-Christ 22 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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