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Quote# 22012

Really, cause God loves everyone, so what god are you talking about?

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We have freedom of religion, not freedom from religion!

Get your sword, put on your armor, pick up your cross, raise the banner, shout your Battle Cry, an follow Jesus. Go to battlecry.com to join!

Songwriter20, Deviantart 33 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22011

Evolution is a THEORY.
Big Bang is a THEORY.
Creationism was a THEORY before we invented radio-telescopes to measure the date of our universe.

Paddy, Google Video comments 27 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind
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Quote# 22010

i dont like atheists.. they are like devil worshippers in a way..

which is soo not cool.

jacqueline, Yahoo!Answers 46 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 22008

Atheist deny the existence of God because to admit that he exist ...... WHICH ENDEED HE DOES AND HE DOES NOT NEED THEM TO BELIEVE IN HIM TO EXSIST......Then they will have to accept that they are headed to hell and are neither in control of their lives nor are they their own God...another words they won't be able to do whatever they want to anymore because there is a price to pay for all their sins....its a simple case of self denial to continue to do what they want to...

Just My Opinion, Yahoo! Answers 31 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 22006

I was called by God to homeschool. I fee sick to my stomach just thinking about sending them into that horrible enviorment. You go to public school and hear the "bad" stuff you just get used to it. It's like being seared by a hot iron. After awhile it becomes the "norm". Every single day my children learn about Jesus and theology. Can't get any better than that!!

toadfoot, CARM 44 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22005

[why are christians so quick to give over the public school system to satan?]

It's already his...

always was. There are two kingdoms at war with each other. Please...know your enemy. Satan is the prince of this world's systems. This world is not our home. The church is of the Kingdom of God. So much of our troubles are due to being decieved...underestimating the influence and his 'haunts' within the world. Be wise.

Secondly....education is about discipleship. Who do you want discipling your children?

Thirdly...they are children...at the most vulnerable, innocent times of their lives. They need protecting!

Another thing about the Enemy of our souls...he also loves our children! He seeks to destroy their innocence, their beauty, their souls. Satan is a baby killer, a child-molester, a murderer of the innocent. Don't ever forget that! He roams around, seeking those he may devour. Parents are their children's 'guardians'. So...guard them. It's your job.

Mrsflib, CARM 25 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22004

Already the protests both for and against it have begun, but state Sen. Fred Smith, R-Johnston, said that there's one thing people need to keep in mind when discussing the Defense of Marriage bill introduced last month in the Senate.

"Those people who want to say this bill is against gay people, that is not a correct statement," Smith said. "We can talk about a lot of other relationships (it affects). We can talk about a man and two women, a man and five women, a man and a child or a man and a dog.

"That bill says nothing but that marriage is between one man and one woman."



Fred Smith, NC Senator, Goldsboro News-Argus 20 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: amyg113
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Quote# 22003

atheists astoud me. They have violated every law of logic i can think of in an attempt to undermine and destroy the basic concept of God. But the most amainzing this that they would even deny the basic deftion of God that has been around since before the middle ages; that God is necessary and eteranl.
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Most of them don't even know what necessary means but there they plugging away, "God can't be necessary, whatever that is." Most of them think it means "there can't be a world unless "a god" created it. So they don't even understand the basic concept of necessry/contingency you try to expalni it to them and just argue with it as though "you are not trying to expalin anything I know everything I know God can't exist cause I don't like him."

they voilaet the law of non contradiction

violate the law of excluded middle

Occam's razor which they don't understand (totally stupid to think this Presit came up with an argument againt God and they dont' even know what Occams razor says, they think it means "take the simplest idea.")

It's a complete destruction of civilization. Atheism has killed knowelde and destroyed the basis of learnign and litteracy.

B.H.Streeter, CARM 54 Comments [3/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22002

If a sodomite does not like being referred to as queer, then they should repent of their blasphemey, obey God and lead a normal (not queer) life.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 48 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22001

[Why should homosexuality be a sin?]

1. This is not up for a vote. We do not get to vote on what is and isn't sin.

2. It is a sin because God said so.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 43 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 22000

Oh ya cutting your testicles in half and choping your penis off is a very natural thing and beloved by nature, I have nothing against these people but they should seek help, your comment about comparison is really stupid and illogical, the fact is eventually child pornography will be legal and your medical insurance will cover your sex change, i'd like to see the day when your father tells you he wants to be a woman and sleeps with guys and you catch them doing their thing, think before you speak and be mature about the situation and think with logic or another example one of your friends or relatives has some tapes of a 5 year old boy doing unimaginable things, what are going to tell him 'oh I saw hapiness and tv that said it's not your fault you can't control it, i understand you, your normal and i still love you , by the way can you babysit my 6 year old son tonight' , the fact is you are not surrounded by this reality so it does not bother you, you just make a pass and take it as something you stand for but never seen it or experienced it and for all of you people that say that it was life experience of sexual abuse that caused this your comment is a small margin right, most pedophiles have not been abused as a child and are people that are married and had a perfect life, you can call it a sick fetish(more of a sexual adventure) to be more detailed most sexually abused childred fear the fact of pedophilia when they get older , they distance themselves from children because their too scared they might become the predator that has haunted them.

deligeez, IMDB.com 26 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic
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Quote# 21998

(supersport, high school dropout, and biology and medical expert, explains why horizontal gene transfer is the nail in the coffin for evolution)

[This only applies to single celled organisms that can freely move their genes. If this happened in humans we'd never become sick. Our genes would change fast enough to stop everything from the common cold to cancer.

What do you mean by "suppressed"? I learned this in grade 9 biology.]

You are not only wrong, you are missing the point:

antibiotic resistance -- the so-called "proof" for your theory -- is proof of nothing but fairytales. Listen....let me spell it out real easy for you: bacteria do not develop resistance by way of random mutations or natural selection -- they do it by way of physiological, purposeful response. This is a contradiction to your theory. Not only that but this is a perfect example of lamarckian inheritance on the level of the genome. The genome is flexible and changeable just like the phenotype is.

Sorry....try again.

supersport, CARM 21 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21996

[Obviously the fundamental forces do not exist.]

We have mentioned ten reasons why matter could not be made by a supposed Big Bang. But now we will discuss what would happen IF it actually had.

THE OUTWARD RUSHING PARTICLES

1 - There is no way to unite the particles. As the particles rush outward from the central explosion, they would keep getting farther and farther apart from one another.

2 - Outer space is frictionless, and there would be no way to slow the particles. The Big Bang is postulated on a totally empty space, devoid of all matter, in which a single explosion fills it with outward-flowing matter. There would be no way those particles could ever slow.

3 - The particles would maintain the same vector (speed and direction) forever. Assuming the particles were moving outward through totally empty space, there is no way they could change direction. They could not get together and begin circling one another.

4 - There is no way to slow the particles. They are traveling at supersonic speed, and every kilometer would separate them farther from one other.

5 - There is no way to change the direction of even one particle. They would keep racing on forever, never slowing, never changing direction. There is no way to get the particles to form into atoms or cluster into gaseous clouds. Angular momentum [turning motion] would be needed, and the laws of physics could not produce it.

6 - How could their atomic structures originate? Atoms, even hydrogen and helium, have complex structures. There is no way that outward shooting particles, continually separating farther from each other as they travel, could arrange themselves into atomic structures.

Evolution Facts, Inc., Evolution Handboook 31 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Veinor
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Quote# 21995

Sin is a disease, and Homosexuality is sin, so therefor, Homosexuality is a disease. Makes sense to me.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 35 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 21994

[They might also suppose cavemen lived along with dinosaurs and that the garden of eden was in fact the moon when she was just a few inches from earth...]

In actuality, dinosaurs have lived with man throughout time. They simply used a now archaic term for them: dragon. In the Congo there have been reports of what seems to be a pterodactyl. Theories should be changed to fit the facts, not vice versa.

Evolution is an archaic religion, surviving only in the minds of those who cannot bring themselves to face reality. The only reason people choose to believe it is because that would mean it has a creator, and therefore, rules.

It is not my fault that your metaphysical research program of Evolutionism goes against a great number of scientific laws (the Two Laws of Thermodynamics, the Law Conservation of Angular Momentum, the Inverse Square Law AKA Gravitational Constant, among others too numerous to list.)

It can be stated as a fact that nothing found in science has ever supported the religion of Evolutionism.

68.115.191.187 17:52, 22, Wikipedia Discussion Page "Earth" 24 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21993

The age of the earth is so thoroughly theoretical; discussion of such things can only be meaningful to those with a hidden agenda.

Alphaquad, Wikipedia discussion page "Earth" 21 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21987

the atheist fascination with retards. Some retarded people are from mistakes in the DNA information. Spring and atheist like her like to use this as ‘proof’ of evolution. So the theory goes a bunch of mutated retarded frogs turned into people. It is also interesting that Hitler had made death camps for retarded people and were some of the first death camps that he had made.

Apple Seed, The Fighting Fundamental Forums 19 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21986

I always love talking with some atheist or agnostic who thinks that it "bothers" me when the gospel is rejected... the attitude that they have somehow hurt me or caused me some emotional pain is too funny. I could really care less if they blaspheme their way to the gates of perdition, I like it when the fools act the fool... I enjoy a good laugh and one at their expense is even better.

If I was a drinking man, it wouldn't bother me at all to raise a glass in honor of their rejection of truth... I am one of those folks that plan on sitting in the front row all decked out in full party regalia when the damned are cast into the lake of fire... I laugh now, I'll really be laughing then, in fact I plan on making a copy of the highlights. Some of that stuff is bound to be side splitting funny, I can't wait.

The look on ya'lls faces when you get judged on every sin that you've ever committed...ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't wait to hear some of the idiotic excuses... when God uses the fool proof method whereby you actually indict yourself is sure to produce some looks of astonishment, bewilderment, and my favorite...the flat out blank stare where your eyes just blink several times...ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you guys are gonna give me centuries of enjoyment. Thanks, guys.

Invictus, The Fighting Fundamental Forums 63 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21984

By darwin's theory, why HAVEN't we evovled laserbeam penises?

Evolving shit out of nowhere seems to be the running theme of darwin's theory.

kidnet, LUElinks 55 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21980

[If an atheist was ever voted as president of the United States, what's the worst that could happen? Could he or she really do a worse job than President Bush?]

Well, it depends, if they were logically consistent they would out do Hitler, as if there is no God, Nietzsche is right. Fortunately most atheists are not logically consistent and do not have the intestinal fortitude to become the realization of a Nietzschian world view. Thus if said leader curbed evil I really wouldn't care. They would be doing what those who govern ought to do as they are given the authority to do so by the God they do not believe in.

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it is quite reasonable to have an expectation that [an atheist] would at least be familiar with the champion of one's own worldview. But I guess that is really an expectation that should not be held for the herd.

tutal, http://community.livejournal.com/christianity/ 28 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21978

[apparently good for 'demon busting']

Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

This one is GREAT. Not evolution, or whatever the latest fad belief is in the 'science' community. GOD created! GOD made this whole place, and in 7 days! And He could have done it in 7 seconds! But God is very cool and awesome, and 7 days is perfect! :-)

shawnZshihan, Christian Forums 39 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ambrielle
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Quote# 21977

(Responding to a Muslim cleric's call for prayer to alleviate Australian drought)

While some sheikh may suggest that Australia's record dry spell is because we haven't all surrendered to Allah, let the truth be told: Jesus Christ is Lord! Only Jesus' sacrifice for sins pays for us to enjoy life here and in eternity.
No manmade religion, philosophy or idea will earn man peace with God. No prayers or religious observances could ever hope to bring us into right relationship with such a holy, loving God. Only by saying sorry for our blunders, and turning from them to faith in Jesus Christ, creates the God type of righteousness inside. Other good deeds may follow but no good deeds could ever earn us heaven or a tick from "the bloke upstairs". They will certainly not bring us rain!

Christians should continue to pray for rain and for a harvest of souls. Only then will Australians be able to say they are truly happy because they are the people whose God is the Lord!

David Bernard, The Age 22 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 21976

A LEADING Muslim cleric has blamed the devastating drought, climate change and pollution on Australians' lack of faith in Allah.

Radical sheik Mohammed Omran told followers at his Brunswick mosque that out-of-control secular scientific values had caused environmental disaster.

"The fear of Allah is not there. So we have now a polluted earth, a polluted water, a wasteland," he told a meeting this year.

"What are the people now crying for? The prophet told you hundreds of years ago, 'Look after the water'."

Mohammed Omran, news.com.au 32 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 21970

[How to keep those pesky devils away at night]

My pastor suggested that I ask for an angel to be sent to guard me while I slept. It really helped tremendously. My roommate could tell me where the angel was standing by the way the cats behaved every night. [They're terrified of angels and demons.] Just to prove to ourselves that we weren't both crazy, I would ask for the angel to stand in a different spot every night. In the morning, she could tell me exactly where it was.

BelindaP, Christian Forums 37 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 21969

I have actually had demons grab my Bible from me and tear Romans 8 and the book of Psalms out of my Bible.

mortsmune, Christian Forums 68 Comments [3/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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