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Quote# 21716

A woman should have her ovaries ripped out without anestiesia if she wants an abortion so bad, try a coathanger? Those women deserve to be exiled, its not right no matter what you say on abortion. Ignorant little girl

crip, Myspace 34 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21717

taking an innocent life has always been wrong in the eyes of God. Note the emphasis on Innocent Life. For years now the Pro-choice community has attempted to use the bible to justify their desire and supposed right to slaughter their unborn children. They will always be wrong. no matter how often you attempt to gloss over the abortion issue abortion will always be the taking of an innocent life. You can't make killing an innocent child sound Patriotic, or american, or heroic or beautiful. Nor can you convince the pro-life world that abortion is a right guaranteed to all women. Killing is killing not matter how many times you gloss it over. Spending hours upon hours scouring the bible looking for loopholes will not convince any pro-life or God that abortion is not the killing of an innocent human being. Whether that human being be a newly concieved fetus or a 8 month 29 day old baby born a few days early it has a God given right to live. A right given to he or she by God and like or not only God can take away that right. He is the author of life. I know it is not what you pro-choice people want to hear. You don't want to hear that God has control over your lives, bodies and souls. Get over it. Behave and embrace all life and we will all be better because of it.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 42 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 21718

If evolution were true, Jesus would have had no reason to come back to life. He would have done his bit serving his species or his genes, whichever flippant ad hoc distinction you want to make and He would have stayed dead. Only by staying dead could He have aided the evolutionary cycle by feeding future generations.

Did Jesus stay dead? No. Why? Jesus wasn't designed to stay dead, he was designed to be alive - praise be to the name of God!

We have an eternal destiny that evolution would have us forget. That eternal destiny is something you cannot avoid because you are designed in a way that you have to deal with it. Only Creationism can account for things like Jesus coming to life!

Gottservant, Christian Forums 40 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21721

The atheist view of the world. I am an atheist. I don't believe in GOD or a GOD (except for myself). If there is no GOD I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it. If there is no GOD them my morals are relative. I can fornicate and it's ok, I can be homosexual and it's ok. I can kill little babies and say it's my body I can do what I want with it. I can believe in some nut named Darwin who thinks everything came from nothing. Science is my only GOD (aside from myself that is). I am an atheist and this life is all there is. Live it like there is no tomorrow. This is all you have so do whatever makes you feel good as long as you can rest peacefully each night.

The atheist is a liar, a pawn of Satan. The TRUTH "will" be revealed.

Nothing But The Truth, Chillicothe Gazette forums 24 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21722

I was praying to Jesus,and this particular day,I was able to spend "quality" time alone with Him in prayer because the rest of my family had gone away for most of the day. I was going through an awful lot and was so thankful that I was able to spend time with Jesus without all the noise and commotion going on in the house,anyways,as I was praying,I felt a touch,a gentle but firm touch on the side of my head(I was kneeling down with my head resting on it's side on my Bible) and my first reaction was to quickly open my eyes and look to see who it was, and of course nobody was there(there wasn't anyone in the house except for me & Jesus),and immediately,I realized that it must have been Jesus,and so I continued praying and felt His comforting and powerful presence so strong.

His Child, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21723

[Continuing the thread about feeling something touch you during prayer]

I feel really weird sharing this but...lately, whenever I seem to pray, my CAT seems to 'meow' and rub on my leg. Yes, this is a friendly cat normally but it seems every time I start to pray, my cat does this. This could be
1)God telling me he's listening.
2)Satan distracting me
3)I AM LOSING MY MIND.

ready2leave, Rapture Ready 73 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Evil Doer
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Quote# 21725

[In response to this story: <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0301103112.htm" target="_blank">about the Earth's crust missing in the Atlantic</a>.]

A.Rachel: Made me think of this: "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, on the seventeenth day of the second month—on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth ..." (Gen 7:11)

BlessHisName: I think that it's hell opening up. The Mahdi has to leave hell before hi can come up out of the well, doesn't he?

Gamer4Christ: Here is something to think about. Do you think that missing piece is the moon?

Multiple, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5
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Quote# 21726

People of the West of the Pope, are all inherently worshipping the devil, they have no consciousness of Allah, Exalted is He! and rely on the Pope to continue with this order of injustices and suffering in the world and lies and hatred of the truth. If I was to grip one person in the world for the suffering and injustices in the world, I get the Pope.

It is only the devil worshippers who want to continue for the world to suffer, to keep people away from truth and to continue worshipping the devil in their lives.

How have I found the people in the West, and left them dumbfounded with label devil worshippers. By looking through history and interpreting it, to show them the fallacy of the Trinity and how it effects the believers in Trinitarian, in that it makes them devil worshippers.

I shall not reveal to you my reason other than the one that means, if they were in the Jesus ' place and his situation they would have worshipped the devil. Isn’t that the reason that these people are all saying the devil can grant power on earth, so let us worship the devil.

The devil says 'look at him, look at him now' - points to Jesus on the cross
And they say, 'we hear you, we obey you, we worship you"
But when they see Jesus as they presumed raised from the dead, they say,'Jesus u r Lord, we worship u'-

Then they are confronted with the Jewish scriptures and decide God is one of three, and hold firm to their idea that Jesus is a god, which is all because they are all devil worshipping until Jesus comes back, then they are left dumbfounded, and make Jesus the worshipped but by doing so they are worshipping the devil, if they do that. For there is no god, except Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger.

kashif786, C4forums 17 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21728

For instance, how am I to take you atheists seriously when you post something like this after I ask for PROOF, yes, that's right, MPC, proof and what does SPIN give me? An unsubstantiated statement such as this:

"There was no universal flood 5000 years ago. Archaeology has frequently proved this claim inaccurate."

How do you expect me to take you Atheists seriously? If this were a court of law and a man was on trial because someone just said he murdered someone and in court the accusor was asked: ''What proof do you have that my client killed so and so?" And the accusor said: Well I heard it from someone who was told it from someone who was told it from someone.

And the judge said: Well that's all we need for proof! Hang him high!

I'm sure you atheists would say that's O.K. especially if it were you who were wrongly accused!

Tony N, Internet Infidels 44 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21730

If athiesm is true you may worship nothing but if christianity is true you are a creature worshipper. Your response "I don't worship anything" actually proves that you are not in line with what the Creator says about you. Which means you are definitely not honouring God in your statement, "I don't worship anything". We all do according to christianity. There is no in between there are either Creator worshippers or creature worshippers so if Christianity is the gospel truth then your statement that "I don't worship anything" would be an evidence to a christian that you in fact are a creature worshipper. Now to an athiest it is evidence that he/she is in line with athiesm for athiesm doesn't at all take Romans 1 into account or that he/she is a creature and should do all things to His glory of his/her Creator whether that be eating or drinking. That is fine. But to just say "I don't worship anything" and some how we christians are going to abandon the thus saith the LORD in Romans 1 on your say so. I just don't think we are prepared to take your say so into account at this point. We are Creator worshippers by His grace in Christ not athiest worshippers!!!!

Timotheus, CARM 18 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21731

the atheist feels they do not serve anything,yet they strongly
appear to not only serve but to strongly support radical liberal
views,or at least a great deal of them do.
For some reason Aliester Crowly tend to come up among many
of them,and I thought he was somewhat a satanist,or something
close along those lines?
If atheist's are such free-thinkers as they say,why must they all
appear to accept the idea of evolution.
Why is TOE so important to them?

slappingfox, CARM 24 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21733

[The pill has been a god-send. Not to get too TMI, but my periods were never THAT bad before I went on the pill (at 19). Then one month I stopped taking it because I went abroad and figured I wouldn't need it. Well, my period came back with a vengance!!]

Now if that don't prove how the pill traps you than I don't know what does. Wow! Did you ever stop to think that it was the pill's fault that your period came back with such a vengance? Did you ever stop to think that it was the pills fault that your periods are now more painful? Did you ever stop to think that it was the pills fault that you are now afraid to go off of it again? UMMMMMMMMM I'm thinking no. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PLANNED PARENTHOOD! THE PROVIDER OF PAIN AND SUFFERING. Now let's all be good little girls and turn a blind eye to it and embrace our womanhood that has been destroyed in the name of the almighty dollar!

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 38 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 21737

LINDEN, Calif. -- A Stockton, Calif.-area businessman is peddling blessed bottled water.

The half-liter bottles of Holy Drinking Water are being distributed by Wayne Enterprises. They only carry the blessings of Catholic and Anglican priests, but company President Brian Germann plans to expand to other faiths.

He said he thought of the concept last year and has sold about 3,000 bottles since January at a Linden market and on the Internet.


He claimed the idea came to him on June 6, 2006, believed by some to be an ill-fated day because of the three sixes in 6/6/06, a Christian symbol of evil.

The bottles of plain purified water carry a label that warns sinners who drink the water that they may experience burning, intense heat, sweating and skin irritations.

NBC News, nbc6.net 45 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21738

[Regarding immigrants and their children being treated inhumanely at a former Texas prison for committing no crimes. Includes two posts]

Burning Atlanta - Simple solution: Don't Come without permission, you jerks."Subpar schooling?" Subpar to what? The cesspool you left?

Here's how to handle it:"Gee, we're really sorry if you don't approve of the accomidations. Here's you're free ticket to fly you back to whatever dump you came from."


Double Standard - We got what you mean Burning Atlanta, and I agree. Substandard...ahahhah....you broke the law, what do you want a Four Seasons. Go home to your country, let them educate you. The ACLU is a horrible and dangerous group who are anti-American.

Burning Atlants & Double Standard, Topix Forums 9 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: llDayo
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Quote# 21739

[How can sin change animals? They don't even have souls?]

Sure they do but that isn't why they were affected...(they have souls but not spirits)...the weather, and natural disasters don't have souls but were affected too. Of course I realize you aren't a believer...but pretend for a minute...if you were God and created a perfect world for the first people would you honestly put them on a planet that could kill them with hurricanes, tornados, famine, disease and deadly animals and call it 'good'? Probably not. The word 'good' is listed seven times in the first chapter of Genesis. Everything God created He deemed 'good' and good in His terms usually means perfect (would have to show you other scriptures, etc, on that but its late and I need sleep)...

When they sin it wasn't just them affected by sin...everything was. Just watch the news minus man's inhumanity to man and notice just the stories on famines, droughts, natural disasters...how many died a few days ago in those tornados? How many injuried...

moonglow, bibleforums 11 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21740

Hillary Clinton takes pride in the fact the pro-homosexual Human Rights Campaign shares her initials! She boasts of how she worked with the homosexual community in undermining traditional marriage as defined in the Word of God! She crows about bringing an end to the military's 'don't ask, don't tell' policy concerning homosexuals serving in the military. She vows to get tougher HATE CRIMES legislation in place to the roars of the crowd, which you better believe is an over-the-top indicator that Hillary Clinton is an enemy of God and the born-again, Bible-believing Christian!

Michael G. Mickey, Rapture Alert 35 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21742

What can I say. Hillary Rotten Clinton seems to be the epitome of all that is evil. When the nation falls, maybe it's her fault.

I believe that God can use anybody to bring a nation down.


Robin, Rapture Alert 15 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21748

Atheism is the assumption that there is no god…hence a belief….without rational or scientific evidence… hence a religion

["Starbuddy, so you’re saying that religion is believing something without rational or scientific evidence?"]

No, not at all…I am saying that atheism is a belief without scientific or rational evidence.

Starbuddy, help.com 21 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 21751

i think atheism is a religion ! coz its a belief …thus a religion.


tasmia, help.com 44 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 21752

(Kerwin weighs in on the latest Anne Coulter gaffe)

Technically the term we are speaking of is not necessary slander of a homosexual since according to some interpretation of what God states homosexuals will burn in hell fire. You could blame he for a type of bigotry since so will adulterers, those having sex outside of wedlocks, thiefs, liars, etc.

The term we are speaking of could also refure to the practice of executing homosexuals by burning them at the stake but I know capital punishment was also reserved for adulterers, thiefs, and a number of other individuals we choose not to execute now.

Countries that have a strict justice system do seem to keep crimes like homosexuality, theft, etc. in better control than we do.

Kerwin, Minuteman Message Board 13 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21754

Being a atheist is like treading water, your not really going anywhere and if you stop moving your gonna drift into terrible unkown depths of despair!


Dosva, help.com 31 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 21755

*assuming here "intelligence" in species is something that can be measured, in some way

Think of the distribution of "intelligence" after billions of years of evolution. If you graphed it for every species excluding humans, sure some species would be smarter than others (e.g. circus animals smarter than my cat who's not the brightest), but not that much variation really.

Now add human beings, and you'd see a huge spike in your graph. It is reasonably to ask how evolution over billions of years could have produced one "species" that stands out so much. The only species to make its way to the moon. This species also has not even been challenged by another species for control of the earth (though the dinosaurs might have been a struggle).

Explain this one away evolutionists- doubt you can.

scarlets79, CARM 27 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21758

This post is not intended for any one in particular, but I just had to post in order to express my deep dismay at the vast ignorance there is out there regarding the Bible. First of all don't forget it is the Word of God and inspired by the Holy Spirit. There for I will never listen to someone who attempts to "prove" how the Bible is "eroneous" or "contradictory". These are people who are lost yet in there sins and are going no where but to hell of their own free will. I pray that God in his lovingkindeness will have mercy on them before it is to late. And while you all are trying to find a justification for your sins within your supposed " inconsitencys" of the Bible let me reminde you that on the Great Jugdment Day there will be NO excuse before the Almighty God who will not have mercy on that day but will tell them "Depart from me, you workers of iniquity!" I ask you, Do you want to be a part of that crowd? No? Then take the Bible up, Read it from the fist to the last page and believe every word as a three year old would believe his parents. Don't text and context it. Don't run it through the filters of theology and philosophy; you won't have much left.Don't run it through your common sense, it will explain it's self. Dont demand God to prove it; in due time he will. Read it. Believe it. Feed upon it. Take it unto yourself for it is life. The Word of God is the ONLY way to heaven for the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us.

A.C, Amazon forums 25 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21759

The Lord destroyed two entire cities for this sin (Sodomy). In fact, the destruction is so great that even today, with all of our science, there is no trace of those cities! If God created you as a lesbian, then He was a hypocrite when he destroyed these cities. Do you believe God to be a hypocrite? Of course not. God cannot sin.


Bro. Randy, T4C 55 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21761

Judgement Day

It will be without doubt the most shocking day ever, for there are billions who will stand before the throne thinking themselves to be saved, only to be cast into the lake of fire as quickly as they were raised from the dead. It will be a day of great joy for some, but a day of terrible despair for the majority of mankind.

For the lost on that day, there is no hope. It's over! Even after a million-billion years has passed by, the suffering in the lake of fire has only begun!!!

Few Christians, dare I say, very few Christians were saved because they felt God's love. Sinners are saved because they are convicted and ashamed of their sins, and because hell scares the living daylights out of them. Let's be honest, folks!

So why exactly is it that Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, and other "mega church" pastors utterly REFUSE to preach on this subject?

Can anyone say 'Purpose Driven Apostasy'?

B®ent, Christian Forums 19 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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