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Quote# 22767

Actually, I wrote an excellent blog on why natural disasters are occuring.

They are occuring because God loves us. He loves us enough to say, if you want to reject me, I won't do a thing. But you're not going to like the consequences.

Through out the book of judges, we see that kind of judgement God gave to Israel. He didn't send armies to enslave them when they idol worshipped, he just lifted his protection from them, and then the armies would come in.

Same thing environmentally. If we are choosing mammon (materialism) over God, than what do you expect, especially that thrist for mammon is putting so much green house gases into the atmosphere.

So God isn't 'passing' judgement on us, we're passing judgement onto ourselves for not seeking God and seeking mammon instead.

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22766

That's what Satanists are trained to do. There are people who have enough influence in this list that when people see there name as the last person that listed a post, they would immediately be drawn to look at that post. By always making another post, it is a way of covering up the "influencer", and thus subjugating their influence. All Satanist will do this an all posts on all forums. It is one of the key "dead givaway's" that a Satanist is active. They always want the last word on any subject.

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 30 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22765

A New York gallery has angered a US Catholic group with its decision to exhibit a milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ.

The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled "My Sweet Lord", depicts Jesus Christ naked on the cross.

Catholic League head Bill Donohue called it "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever".

Bill Donohue, BBC News 84 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Grey Wolf
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Quote# 22763

[Detailing why a disease called "Gotacural", the subject of a prophecy in 1979, is really AIDS.]

I claim that the GOTACURAL disease is AIDS. Did you know that in 1982 when I first got hold of the prophecies, I was looking for a disease called GOTACURAL? AIDS was not named AIDS then. But there was a great concern because of its mystery, its rapid spread and its being lethal. About later that year, the disease was named AIDS.

In 1984, I haven’t still encountered a disease known as GOTACURAL. This was when I began to suspect that GOTACURAL may be AIDS. My first clue was GOT in the name GOTACURAL which is synonymous to “acquired.” AIDS, as we know it now, is a disease that is acquired, hence, the name. AIDS is the acronym of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

After GOT, is ACUR. I came to the conclusion that this must mean “without cure,” just like asymmetrical meaning without symmetry, or amoral meaning without moral. The prefix A in a word means “not” or “without.”

The last part in the name GOTACURAL is AL. AL is a suffix meaning “relating to” or “characterized by” like in directional, fictional, hormonal, organizational, spectral, tidal. Therefore, GOTACURAL is a disease characterized by being acquired and without cure. Doesn’t AIDS perfectly fit this description of the name GOTACURAL? It does. And it is spot on!

In 1986, I asked the spirit if the disease He named GOTACURAL in 1979 is AIDS. He answered in the affirmative. I asked if there will be any cure. He replied in the negative. So, no matter how much research will be put into finding a cure for AIDS, I am sorry to say that a cure will never be found.

Best regards,
Aristeo Canlas Fernando, Peace Crusader and Echo

Peace Crusader, JREF Forums 36 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22762

[re: Simcha Jacobovici's Tomb of Jesus]

If I read correctly, these tombs were discovered back in 1980. Satan is just merely recirculating old news and pass it off as new news for the younger generation as well as the rest of the generations that doubts the Word of God.

newseed, Jesus Christ Forums 14 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22760

[Emphasis original]
(One culture killing out another culture is bad. The Native Americans had no choice in the matter.

A culture "killing itself" because it "contracepts" is not so bad.)

No Sarah, Now listen carefully. a culture "killing itself out" becuase it "contracepts" is a really stupid and dumb reason to "Kill" itself out. Because it is avoidable. By Simply slamming the door in Planned Parenthood's face really really hard! and taking all contraceptives off the market will go along way in saving all Nations of All races. Something that I happen to believe in doing.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 24 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 22759

To this day I feel sorry for my father. To my dad [my mother] always barks, "Do this, get that, go to the store and get this, wash the dishes." If I was married to her, I would have shot her, or shot myself. One of the two.

My dad believes in the bible to [sic]. When I point out scriptures like this to her, she gets really Eve on me. She acts like she is Napoleon Bonaparte, and sees the light. We are equal, she says. Yeah, equal until you divorce his ass. Take the house, and 65% of his income in alimony until you die. To me that is not very equal.

[Quotes Eph. 5:22 about wives submitting to husbands.]

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 27 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Quote# 22758

Well I'll tell you what I personally think, I don't really subscribe the implication of God or a designer, just an intelligent cause...this intelligent cause is the soul-mind. The DNA directly correlates to the soul-mind....the DNA changes are based chiefly on this energy....this is how evolution happened...I've been experimenting with this thought-energy for a while so I bet if I had a microscope and some equipment I could really prove it...but biology is not my major I'm not really that interested in biology as much as other things

VitalOne, Internet Infidels 30 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22757

[I'm having mixed feelings on this. If someone murders another person as a criminal act is it against the Christian worldview to take their life in return. Isn't that in return Vengeance?]

Throughout Scriptures, we clearly see that God wants to judge the murderer and He wants us to send them on to their judgement.

As for the taking of a murderer's life, Gen 9:6 gives us a clear command which has not been retracted: "Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather
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Quote# 22756

[in response to rhetorical question addressing sexual orientation and choice]

Why? Because they have liberals to protect them, just as the liberals protect terrorists and a lot of other guilty people (guilty is not implying to homosexuals).

Amasian, Forum Styles (requires account access to view said post) 17 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Danny
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Quote# 22754

When the King of Heaven throws you a party, you notice.
With skipping angels and fun filled children,
Who throw streamers and balloons throughout the parade.
Fantastic floats highlight moments of your life.
Animals of all sorts assemble past you,
Colors burst forth from fireworks that go on and on for a long time.
Dignitaries give a speech or two about how God used you
( speeches that don't go on and on)
Then the King holds a grand Ball and feast in celebration of you.
Gloriously arrayed ladies dance with elegant men.
It's your own family, your friends and some whom you never met before,
But somehow recognize.
A table as long as Texas is wide
Is heavly laden with your favorite dishes and exotic desserts
with millions of friends of all ages, races, backgrounds and generations in time,
Seated all around you, besides you.

Only can heaven celebrate every single one of us,
Without any of it being diluted or worn thin.
This Party is for you, me, everyone there,
Simply for our name being written in the Lamb's Book of Life,
And it's about Him too.

When God ornemented the heavens with gemstones and lights
He didn't use a rickety old ladder,
When God filled the oceans and seas
He didn't rely on a tiny eyedropper.
His party for us will not be cheap, small or understated,
But as extravagant as is His grace.

Coffehubby, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 22753

"Men should be covered and not wearing skin-tight clothes. Though women are typically not stimulated by sight, as men are, our world has so perverted sensuality that now women are looking a men's form, and lusting after them."

Bro. Randy, T-4-C 49 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: The Sarah Fish
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Quote# 22751

You don't seem to understand this Evolution offeneds some people. It should be ok for them to teach Intellegent Design. People shouldn't have to go with one thing just because it science.

TheMessenger, QJ.NET Forums 57 Comments [3/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: FreePlay
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Quote# 22746

If we truly valued freedom we would have never let women vote. I am sure women's right to vote came about by fraud, just as the Federal Reserve System and the income tax came to their present form by deceit.


Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 12 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22745

[RE: the 2006 election] Well folks. The Constitution is slowly being burned by the yes men in charge of the government. Bush is no better, but at least it wasn't him officially killing free speech!

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 7 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22744

Reasons for my war on feminism:

1. Harlot mother gets knocked up at 19, adopts me out
2. Adopted mother, exaggeration central, and a light to medium insane feminist. Gathers my father against me, and continues to boss me around. If commands are not met, which was always when my father wasn't there, I got my ass beat. I never got my ass beat when my mother and father were there, she couldn't exaggerate any believable stories.
3. Finally find a woman, all she wanted was a baby, not so much me. She threatened to leave numerous times, fleece me for child support, and told me I would never see my son <= Final Straw


Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 32 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22743

It is not hard to upset women. Feminism has the superhighway for just that, to make women so mad they will kill their own baby in their very own womb. Or leave their husbands and become lesbians. Lesbians are very STD infested, second only to gay wad men, and the average lebso relationship rarely lasts past 3 years, only 20% do. The rest of the time they are swapping spit, and blaming men they never knew, for things they never did to women.

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 17 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22741

Yes, I know what you mean. There is so much going on and our own government is trying to do away with free speech as hard and as fast as they can go while our children are over seas supposedly fighting for other's freedoms.

It is a constant battle just to keep your head above the water with so many cases pending trying to keep our freedoms. The Democrats & ACLU are spearheading many such cases against the people of this country. Why did people vote them in? Did they not know they were shooting themselves in the foot by doing so?

Jesus Groupie, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 22740

Serial killers, government tyrants, academic liberals, Catholic priests, politicians, Mormon Church higher-ups, Jewish rabbis, environmental extremists, communists, religious heretics, mass murderers, occultists, spies, and the Illuminati share something hideous and grotesque in common. Almost all are homo-sexual.

Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, Homosexuality is a sin 80 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Pamela Diaz
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Quote# 22739

despite trillions of life forms on the earth, you have yet to observe one species transform into another. You guys have alot of explaining to do. You honestly believe dirt, grass, trees, and herb yielding plants, all happened by accident and void of design?


Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 39 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22737

[RE: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/ b...imeline_pdf.pdf]

Let me translate the article for you:
I don't want there to be a God. I don't want to be responsible to a God. I don't want to think that maybe I'm not the highest thing in the Universe. But more than anything, I don't want you to think that their is a God who is smarter than we scientists because in our little world, WE ARE GOD.

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 11 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22735

So when all of these men gather together to vote on the best ways to support the theory of evolution. Tell them there is able evidence that goes against the official story line. Ask for a re vote so they might included some bible based scientists. Science shouldn't be able to vote out of existence solid evidence that smashes their theory, their time line and quakes the very foundation of their ideologue at the same time.

Patriarch Verlch, Patriarch Verlch: The Biggest Anti-Feminist Known to Man! 209 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22734

[Certain uncouth immature people of course are only able to focus on the sexual aspect of being gay; their attempt to dehumanize gays and lesbians and justify their feelings of bitterness, hatred and irrational fear. In time they may see the light and join the rest of us in reality. Until such time they need to be utterly demoralized and defeated.]

Heh heh. Now as I understand it the Catechism of Buttloving states that "the only differences between a same-sex and opposite sex couple is superficial" according to Reverend Buttjoy. If that is true, then the implication mere matters of physical parts: chiefly the body. So if that is the case then there is not a whole lot to focus on besides the sexual part. I do not believe it is true, of course, but even if that were the case the differences are still huge.


KarateCowboy, www.christianforums.com 20 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Trovore
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Quote# 22732

[Sounds like what you're saying is that Protestants aren't "real" Christians; and that the true domain of Christianity is found in the Roman Catholic Church?

A whole bunch of Orthodox, Anglican, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Methodist, Seventh Day Adventist, etc. Christians are going to strongly disagree with you.

One more thing: the word "Protestant" should be capitalized. Not to capitalize the "P" in Protestant is a strong insult towards Protestants.]

protestant protestant protestant CATHOLIC.

BAFRIEND, Christian Forums 24 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 22731

That psychedelic plants and mushrooms is passive evidence of an Omniscient creator. (only a higher being or an higher mind would create psychedelic mushrooms) apart from ToE.

Visionary7, Internet Infidels 35 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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