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Quote# 22681

18 year old crashes minivan into utility pole and dies. The 18 year was drinking and driving and had taken his mother's minivan without her permission.
Choices he made.
1. Took minivan without mother's permission.=theft.
2. Drinking and driving He knew that drinking and driving was wrong= reckless behavior.
Utility pole was damaged= power outage ???? unclear
Police notified his mother of the accident and death.Thankfully no one else was involved.
Now this woman will have to bury her son and hopfully the damage to the minivan can be repaired

This 18 year old made choices to disobey GOD's Will.One theft of a car;and choiceing to drink while driving.
These were his last acts of conscience behavior.
When a person makes a deliberate choice to disobey GOD and dies,in the act of disobedience,they go straight to hell.

boscorelli, Courttv.com Message Boards 30 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 22682

Women are immoral for the most part. They each need a good man to show them restraint and morality in this life. Unfortunately we live in a world dominated by trashy slimeberal media that promotes hip hop, rap, and other foul, un-Godly, un-American garbage.

But yes, everyone realizes that conservative women are really really hot. Not that I would know though, as I have taken a vow of celibacy, as should you.

To see some truly sexy women you must go to an anti-abortion rally.

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-14/anti-abortion-activists.jpg

Oh Lord, please take these lurid feelings from my heart.

ConservativeWarrior, IMDB 37 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 22683

The sad thing is that the majority of the press and the Hollywood types assume that anyone who is Christian is also a cATHOLIC. With that assumption, it is fair to call Christianity a cult.


Bro. Randy, Teens 4 Christ 39 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22684

And, in all other things, obey your husband. And do what he tells you to do. For he is your God ordained boss (and slavemaster)! Yes, the Man is to be King of his own Clan (Family) and the Noble Lord of his own Castle (home)!

ZDK Ministry of Family, Female Subjection 31 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22685

God is Jesus,Jesus is God-If buddha was someone special he would have mentioned the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.

He fails and is a false prophet thats going to lead loads of ignorant souls with him to hell.

Can you imagine getting rid of an evil spirit(demon) in the name of buddha?
Healing a sick person in the name of buddha?
Doing spiritual warfare in buddha's name?

Nope.... it just won't happen!

freedomwarrior, The Resistance Manifesto 35 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22689

"I just believe there are places for men and places for women in society b/c the sexes are not equal."

[Everyone is created equal retard. This is America. Now go back to Iran.]

"Do men and women have the same body types?? no they don't."

[So what you are saying is women aren't equal because they aren't the same body type. I hate to ask this but do you love freedom? Since you seem to hate others who express their freedom.]

"For thousands of years women stayed home and things were fine. Women are too weak, too mean and too PMSey to handle power. Look at your Hillary, that old witch wrote the book on menopause and PMS."

proudrepublican81, IMDB 43 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 22690

In many cases, pornography has been attributed to becoming something of a stepping stone. Some have began by looking at the lingerie section of mail order catalogs, then progressed to images of full nudity, then to sex acts, and so on. Eventually, what may have begun as simple curiosity becomes desire. Then, that desire can no longer be satisfied through the images. In some of these cases, the pornography has led men to commit sexual crimes. Most of those who have committed rape will admit that the seed to their desire to commit their crimes was pornography.

Bro Randy, T4C 29 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22691

Moothers can look at a girl and see through the polite attitude and pretty face down to the heart of the girl. They can tell you if you have fallen for the wrong type of girl, or confirm that the girl you are interested in is a good choice. Fathers can also help their daughters in the same kind of way. They understand what is in the heart and mind of the young men, and how the intentions for the innocent young girl are not so innocent. In addition to this, your parents can also give you a way of escape from someone who may not be right for you. Since their authority is final, if they say you should not see someone, the discussions is settled.

Bro Randy, T4C 37 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22692

Any physical contact between a dating couple that is an expression of affection is sexual in nature and causes feelings of desire that cannot be legitimately fulfilled outside of marriage. Because a desire that cannot be legitimately fulfilled outside of marriage (lust) is created, that contact is a sin. This means that a kiss between a dating couple, outside of marriage, is a sin.

Bro Randy, T4C 47 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22693

I'm very keen to read ever-negative email sent to Rapture Ready. Reading all the letters that disagree with the site helps me better understand why people have trouble with the end-time message. I use this information to help me refine the advice we offer to the public.

At the heart of many emails is content I identify as the "Sucker's Bet." These people view us "Doomsday Christians" as wasting our lives by endlessly waiting for a Lord who is never coming. They base their view on the idea that Jesus hasn't come in 2000 years, so this complete lack of activity should prove that He is not coming at all.

Some of these people bet they will have the satisfaction of watching me squander my life on a meaningless quest. But I'm not sure where they see the payoff. If I outlive them, there is no payoff. The only wager I see is their hope that Jesus doesn't come back and bring their carefree existence to a premature end.

[...]

When I respond to people, I reply to the real issue they are secretly addressing. People normally write me because they are bothered by events that confirm Bible prophecy. I point out to them that prophetic fulfillment is the real reason they're mad at me, and I warn them by saying, "If my luck with the end-time signs doesn’t run out soon, yours will.

Todd Strandberg, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22694

There are many who disagree with the position we have chosen. There are even those in the conservative, fundamental Baptist circles we travel in who mock us. People also mocked Christ as He hung on the cross. If we are able to convince you, and you alone, to wait to begin dating until you are ready to be married, we have accomplished our goal and the mocking will be worthwhile.

Bro Randy, T4C 29 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22695

Satan uses music as a very powerful influence in our lives. If you study some of the music of pagan tribes, you will see that it is the music itself that causes the tribesmen to enter into trance-like states. Some have described certain types of contemporary music as hypnotic as well. There is no doubt that most popular or contemporary music is designed to bring about carnal desires. Knowing this, you should flee from these types of music.

Bro Randy, T4C 36 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 22697

I have also been battling this blasphemy challenge. I wrote emails to youtube asking them to pull down these video postings. I have contacted AFA and several other Christian organizations to rally support against this. I also sent emails to all of their advertisers to make them aware of what is being allowed to be performed through youtube, Here is an example of a letter that I sent to the advertisers:

To advertising partner of YouTube:

I have noticed that you are advertising on YouTube. Did you know that YouTube is allowing the blasphemy challenge to be a part of their website. http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

As an advertiser on YouTube, I wanted to make you aware of this activity and to warn you of any adverse responses to your advertising with them.

Eric Lee, Rapture Alert 29 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 22698

IT DOES'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. PRAY FOR GOD'S MERCY! PUT NO ONE BETWEEN YOU AND GOD. NO ONE IS WORTHY OF WORSHIP BUT GOD ALONE! NO SAINT, NO GOVERNMENT, NO DEVIL, AND NO SIN. ALL HE ASKS IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN HIM AND SUPPORT HIS ARMY. IF YOU WANT MORE KNOWLEDGE READ THE BIBLE BOOK OF REVELATION! HIS PATIENCE IS RUNNING SHORT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


???, Congress.org 22 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: upallnite
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Quote# 22699

[Letter to Representative Gene Taylor (D-MS 4th)]

Please vote against H.R. 1592, the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2007. As I understand this bill it limits the rights of Christians to speak truth according to the Word of God regarding homosexuality and related perversions. I will not tolerate my rights being limited.

Gulfport , MS, congress.org 24 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: upallnite
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Quote# 22700

All America is trying to do is get everyoen to accept gay marriages, gay rights, and gay sex. We made a city for you gays, San Francisco. Everyone is getting fed up with dealing with these gays walking around acting like they are better cause they have sex with the same sex.

Mike Hoffner, Topix.net 17 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22701

The REAL burden of proof is on God (not us), and He has proven Himself in many ways, that is why we believe. Design is one way He has proven Himself. I mean, think about this: Your stomach contains some acids that are strong enough to burn through metal...yet you STILL have a stomach. It is because God DESIGNED it that way. He designed your stomach lining to secret mucus that neutralizes these acids at the lining to protect it...evolution didn't do this, design did this. And this is just ONE of the BILLIONS of proofs that God exists.

siddigrl, Christians Are Us 32 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Lazarus Long
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Quote# 22702

The gays need to be the ones in jail. Being a gay should be illegal these kids where piss drunk and the gays tried beating their ass and where gonna try to knock them out and take advantage of these poor kids. Put the gays in the jail they will be with their own kind.

USA, Topix.net 22 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 22703

ATTENTION ATHEISTS OF THE WORLD!!! THERE IS PROOF THAT JESUS DID EXIST! YOU DUMBASSES! IT'S A HISTORICAL FACT! SINCE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD(S) THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BELIEVE IN SCIENTISTS THAT ARE ATHEISTS AND SAID THAT JESUS DID EXIST!! ALL IM TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT ATHEISTS DONT MAKE ANY SENSE AND THAT ATHEIST ARE JUST PEOPLE WHO JUST DONT WANT TO FACE THE FACTS!! AND, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD THEN STOP COMING INTO THE CHRISTIAN SUB CATEGORY!! IT IS NOT IN YOUR PLACE TO TALK TO US AND SAYING THAT JESUS OR GOD DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE IT'S OUR CATEGORY NOT YOURS;it's what WE actually BELIEVE IN!! SO STOP THE MADNESS AND STOP COMING INTO CHRISTAN DISCUSS FORUMS!! UNLESS YOU ARE A TRUE CHRISTIANS AND IM SURE THAT U ARE NOT A TRUE CHRISTIANS!!!

blank, Ringsurf.com 50 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 22704

I've read many of the rape victims in the world are multiple time victims. Is there something that singles them out? More than that is there a point where you have to stop pitying the victim (while still blaming the perpetuator) case in point if a black man storrms a KKK meeting screaming Black Power I can't pity him when he gets beat down. So what are other logical opinions?

SeanRenaud, Soulcast 37 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 22705

[letter sent to Representative Frank D. Lucas (R-OK 3rd)]

I was INFURIATED when I could not find "IN GOD WE TRUST" ON THE COIN. Who decides what goes on the new money??? I believe everyone in Congress should have a say!! This is just one more way our rights are being taken away! Maybe no one else has seen the new dollars yet. What can we do?? This is as important as the war in Iraq as it is about taking away our religion!! When are we going to stand up and resist these kinds of things?

Kingfisher , OK, congress.org 48 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: upallnite
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Quote# 22706

[Joe, you are mistaken in your apparent belief that if someone disagrees with you, they are necessarily (or even likely) to be stupid or ignorant, or to have not thought through their beliefs.]

OK John, let's take one educated liberal idiot and use her as an example. Does she know how much the national debt is? Does she have any idea how much it will cost the taxpayers to provide health insurance for the over 40 million people who don't have it that she is crusading for? Does she have a plan to cut other government services or expenses to pay for it? HELL NO!!! I'm talking about Hillary Clinton, of course, and she, like the vast majority of liberals, doesn't give a damn how much it is going to cost the taxpayers to fund their little crusades for what they view as the greater good. She is a short sighted idiot who has no idea how to finance all of the "It takes a Village" crusades that she wants to load on the taxpayers backs. Their damned do gooder crusades are the major reason that we have an unbearable debt. It is time to get rid of the liberals and start electing fiscal conservatives so that, maybe, in thirty or forty years we can get the debt under control. The real trouble with "Liberals" is that they have been taught the do gooder philosophy from the time they first started being brainwashed in kinder garten. That is why liberals outnumber fiscal conservatives by a wide margin in this country and that is why in the near future, maybe as little as five years, this country is doomed to economic chaos. When I went to school they didn't brainwash children into the do gooder philosophy. If you do find a younger person who is a fiscal conservative, he/she either didn't attend the public schools or is an extremely intelligent person who saw through the brain washing.

Joe Btfsplk, FSTDT Forum 12 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 22708

The direction of our view-backward or forward-determines our
behavior. If , as the evolution religion teaches, they only look
backward to an ape-like ancestor, they will behave like apes. This is
more than apparent by watching and reading the daily news for such
behavior is paramount today. [...]

Evolution religion cannot provide answers to these important
questions. The only information that this religion can provide is
that you are an unimportant animal who has journeyed from a slime
pool to a meaningless existence in an naked ape body that will die and
recycle to slime again. From the goo to you by way of the zoo is the
only mantra that is allowable to this sad and miserable religion.

Apobetics, alt.talk.creationism 24 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 22709

[there is no theological justification for the wearing of the veil]


You are a devil.
Your answer is in Chapter Noor.
You will rot in HELL, HELL, HELL, HELL HELL HELL, HELL
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Promoter of nudity, your FLESH WILL EATEN BY SAQQAR , WA MA ADRAKKA MA
SAQQAR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND
OVER AND OVER AND OVER
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Al-Minbar, alt.religion.islam 156 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 29
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Quote# 22710

1.


a. Tax men to build more rape shelters encouraging men to be resentful,
b. Cause women to think all romance not explicitly initiated by them
is rape, thus ruining their mental health when a man asks her out,
c. Ensure only the really attractive men get laid through mad, unrealistic
policies, thus alienating men, and breeding a new generation of
rapists,
d. increase the number of resent rapes, ie where men rape women to
teach them a lesson, for wearing next to nothing, then blowing
them out in front of their mates in front of a better looking man.


or ....


2.
a. Don't tax men to build more rape shelters, prevent rape by having
men walk women home, and make sure women know they owe something
for it.
b. Encourage men to ensure they walk women home, by improving chivalry,
c. Demonstrate to women that it is only a small amount of friction,
really, the repayment they are making for their escort.
d. decrease the number of resent rapes, by making women act responsibly
to men, (who have feelings too,) act consistently, and rewarding
chivalry with a shag.


Women get less action now than they did in the sixties. Is it
surprising why?


Ian, alt.feminism 50 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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