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Quote# 22730

[Once again...]

The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne dirty bomb or nuclear bomb during the month of 2007Nisan

TrueBibleCode, TrueBibleCode.com 45 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22729

[Do aborted babies go to heaven?]

No they go to hell and haut their KILLERS for the rest of the murderers life!!!!11 its true its my religion Orthodox Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greek American people, NationStates Forum 22 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 22727

if God didn't exist, there would be no emotion!! Do you think your love for an individual is just a chemical exchange in your brain? Come on!!

Jarad Christianif God didn't exist, there would be no emotion!! Do you think your love for an individual is just a chemical exchange in your brain? Come on!!, Facebook 36 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Fili
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Quote# 22726

In the passage from Acts, there are all kinds of animals. Clearly it is not a sin to eat meat.

The question, however, is whether it is a sin to not eat meat. I believe it is. We need to eat a balanced, healthy diet and part of that balance is meat. Meat contains vitamins and minerals that we need to survive.

Besides, in my own observations, I have yet to see a vegetarian who actually looks like they are healthy and happy.

Bro. Randy, T4C 47 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 22724

You will have a 4th nervous breakdown. You were blessed to have those first three, saving yourself for God, how unfortunate that you will be not so blessed when it is caused by living the gay lifestyle.

BAFRIEND, Christian Forums 28 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 22723

shutup

the bible is not made up
shu up


wish the apocalypse

carolgirl881015, IMDB Message Boards 32 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Greg Lively
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Quote# 22722

One more "nay" here.

ALL abortions should be illegal. ALL. That's A -L- L, all. No if's, ands, or buts about it. No exceptions.

I'm sure there are people who were born deformed or whatever who already have or will do good things for someone or society one day. You don't need an IQ 0f 180 to do good. Or, 10 fingers and 10 toes either. Catch my drift here? And rape or incest, come on. It's not the child's fault. We could hear my son's heartbeat at 8 weeks. That is well within the guideline of legal abortion I believe.



BillyMack, huntingnet.com 23 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22720

[Evil Bible: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!]

Have you done a study about how purple our faces turn? You keep making these unfounded, blanket accusations! Firstly, Allah is a demon god who expects YOU to die for HIM (while Yeshua is a God Who died for YOU!) and Islam is a religion started by a murdering, thieving, epileptic pedophile called Mohammed. Messianic Judaism began when God/YHWH came to earth in the form of a SINLESS man called Yeshua (which means "Salvation") who taught us about the things of God and then offered Himself as a Divine Sacrifice in order to afford wayward humans a place in heaven.

The Egyptian babies you speak of were not "slaughtered"; they simply died. YHWH ordered the death of all male firstborn in Egypt because of PHAROAH'S refusal to let God's Chosen People (the Jews) leave Egypt and their Egyptian bondage. If you'll remember, God gave Pharoah NINE OTHER CHANCES before hard-headed Pharoah finally got the picture that GOD was in charge! NINE CHANCES! Ask yourself this: If someone was holding your family captive, abusing them in various ways, and making them perform slave labor - how many chances would YOU give before finally "zapping" the perpetrator?

Carmen, The Refiner's Fire 47 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: (H9) - EvilBible
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Quote# 22718

[Evil Bible: Handicapped people must not approach the altar. Leviticus 21:16-23]

As we keep saying: GOD (YHWH) is God and He can do whatever He wants; what He does is ALWAYS perfect; and He always has His reasons for doing the things He does. Since God is holy and perfect, He cannot be around imperfection. He cannot be around sin of any kind (that's why NONE of us gets to go to heaven without the Sin Sacrifice of Yeshua who atoned for our sin!)

We simply cannot comprehend God with our limited human mindsets. But, from the beginning He told us that He requires perfection in His Presence. He plainly told us that the offerings we present MUST be WITHOUT blemish. Therefore, it stands to reason that people with any kind of defect cannot approach the altar. It's an act of amazing grace that ANY man is allowed near His altar at all, because we are sin-filled by nature (thanks to Adam and Eve!)

Carmen, The Refiner's Fire 44 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: (H9) - EvilBible
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Quote# 22717

[Do you people even know what an atheist is? An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in God, simple as that!]

Most atheists are people who not only don't believe in God; they are people who don't like being told what to do, period. They view God as someone who is trying to infringe on their "right" to do whatever they wish - and they figure that, if they dimply "don't believe" that makes their belief true.

Carmen, The Refiner's Fire 32 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: (H9) - EvilBible
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Quote# 22716

(DID YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS EVERYTHING WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG?????

noooooo

did you tell them when you first had sex? i doubt it.)

Every parent has a duty and a right to know what is going on in their minor child's life when their health is concerned. The reason the pro-choice community is so upset is because Planned Parenthood has told them and you to dance to their tune. Dance boy dance! And don't forget to donate to your local planned parenthood chapter.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 15 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 22714

I am not saying that every woman that is raped was dressed immodestly. I was answering the scenario that lemuel gave to me. He said that she tempted him, and then said no. I think that in today's world that everywhere a man looks there are women dressed immodestly, and that causes the struggle to begin within each man. Many times it consumes his thoughts, and he can think of little else. Some men can control themselves, and some can't. You never know what man can or can not handle the constant onslaught of nakedness. The man who rapes will most likely be looking for an opportunity to present itself no matter how she is dressed. And for those who say that rape is not about lust but about power, then why rape? Why not just beat them? Yes the rapist should be held responsible and punished, but I think that every woman that dresses immodestly, every centerfold, or playboy bunny, every stripper lap dancer, or porno queen should share some of the responsibility for what they have driven the rapists to.

Mrs. Kellie, T4C 11 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22713

Like I have said in previous posts, I would never say Amen in church. I think there is a BIG difference in a woman quietly saying Amen, and then a woman shouting (just as loudly as a man) Amen. Yes, I believe in praising God, but in the cases that I have seen and heard, the women were "out-shouting" the men, and it was getting out of hand. My pastor gave some great points on women having a meek and quiet spirit. Not only did she stick-out, but she got the point across that she was the leader in the family. She was becoming a distraction to everyone by her loud and hearty Amen.
I am not opposed to a women quietly saying Amen, or I agree.

As far as men shouting "Amen", I am not opposed to at all. My church is very exciting, and I think it's great when the men are shouting. My dad happens to be one of those!

Bluegrass Girl, T4C 45 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22711

Let's start off with this. Prove to me that there is no God. Please do that for me. I don't care if you don't have to do it, I know that already. But my point is, although you may not have to do it, it still proves that you can't. Therefor, you are not an Atheist. Infact, atheist don't exist, sorry. It doesn't matter how hard you want to be one, or how mangled you try and re-define Atheism, it doesn't work. You are all Agnostic, there, that ought to tide you all over for awhile. Please, spare me ad hominems and fallicy arguments. And please try and stay away from straw men, and see if you can come up with an intellegent answer. ad hominems include, attacking my spelling, attacking my religion, attacking me personally. All of these things which prove nothing but your inferiority mentally. I know the Bible says that you are fools, but let's TRY and do something besides prove the Bible right. Infact, every one of you proves the Bible right everytime you post a response to me. Getting the picture? You can't squash my faith. Everything you do PROVES to me the Bible is accuarte. You guys got to get a different approach, otherwise, Christianity isn't going away any time soon. Why it is that 10% of the population thinks they should run the place is beyond me. Not only that, but you guys are like little bugs, kinda like flees. You run around, and don't do much of anything except cause problems. Have fun, lol.

BigChrisfilm, FSTDT Forum 47 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22710

1.


a. Tax men to build more rape shelters encouraging men to be resentful,
b. Cause women to think all romance not explicitly initiated by them
is rape, thus ruining their mental health when a man asks her out,
c. Ensure only the really attractive men get laid through mad, unrealistic
policies, thus alienating men, and breeding a new generation of
rapists,
d. increase the number of resent rapes, ie where men rape women to
teach them a lesson, for wearing next to nothing, then blowing
them out in front of their mates in front of a better looking man.


or ....


2.
a. Don't tax men to build more rape shelters, prevent rape by having
men walk women home, and make sure women know they owe something
for it.
b. Encourage men to ensure they walk women home, by improving chivalry,
c. Demonstrate to women that it is only a small amount of friction,
really, the repayment they are making for their escort.
d. decrease the number of resent rapes, by making women act responsibly
to men, (who have feelings too,) act consistently, and rewarding
chivalry with a shag.


Women get less action now than they did in the sixties. Is it
surprising why?


Ian, alt.feminism 50 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22709

[there is no theological justification for the wearing of the veil]


You are a devil.
Your answer is in Chapter Noor.
You will rot in HELL, HELL, HELL, HELL HELL HELL, HELL
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Promoter of nudity, your FLESH WILL EATEN BY SAQQAR , WA MA ADRAKKA MA
SAQQAR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND
OVER AND OVER AND OVER
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!

Al-Minbar, alt.religion.islam 155 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22708

The direction of our view-backward or forward-determines our
behavior. If , as the evolution religion teaches, they only look
backward to an ape-like ancestor, they will behave like apes. This is
more than apparent by watching and reading the daily news for such
behavior is paramount today. [...]

Evolution religion cannot provide answers to these important
questions. The only information that this religion can provide is
that you are an unimportant animal who has journeyed from a slime
pool to a meaningless existence in an naked ape body that will die and
recycle to slime again. From the goo to you by way of the zoo is the
only mantra that is allowable to this sad and miserable religion.

Apobetics, alt.talk.creationism 24 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22706

[Joe, you are mistaken in your apparent belief that if someone disagrees with you, they are necessarily (or even likely) to be stupid or ignorant, or to have not thought through their beliefs.]

OK John, let's take one educated liberal idiot and use her as an example. Does she know how much the national debt is? Does she have any idea how much it will cost the taxpayers to provide health insurance for the over 40 million people who don't have it that she is crusading for? Does she have a plan to cut other government services or expenses to pay for it? HELL NO!!! I'm talking about Hillary Clinton, of course, and she, like the vast majority of liberals, doesn't give a damn how much it is going to cost the taxpayers to fund their little crusades for what they view as the greater good. She is a short sighted idiot who has no idea how to finance all of the "It takes a Village" crusades that she wants to load on the taxpayers backs. Their damned do gooder crusades are the major reason that we have an unbearable debt. It is time to get rid of the liberals and start electing fiscal conservatives so that, maybe, in thirty or forty years we can get the debt under control. The real trouble with "Liberals" is that they have been taught the do gooder philosophy from the time they first started being brainwashed in kinder garten. That is why liberals outnumber fiscal conservatives by a wide margin in this country and that is why in the near future, maybe as little as five years, this country is doomed to economic chaos. When I went to school they didn't brainwash children into the do gooder philosophy. If you do find a younger person who is a fiscal conservative, he/she either didn't attend the public schools or is an extremely intelligent person who saw through the brain washing.

Joe Btfsplk, FSTDT Forum 12 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 22705

[letter sent to Representative Frank D. Lucas (R-OK 3rd)]

I was INFURIATED when I could not find "IN GOD WE TRUST" ON THE COIN. Who decides what goes on the new money??? I believe everyone in Congress should have a say!! This is just one more way our rights are being taken away! Maybe no one else has seen the new dollars yet. What can we do?? This is as important as the war in Iraq as it is about taking away our religion!! When are we going to stand up and resist these kinds of things?

Kingfisher , OK, congress.org 48 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: upallnite
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Quote# 22704

I've read many of the rape victims in the world are multiple time victims. Is there something that singles them out? More than that is there a point where you have to stop pitying the victim (while still blaming the perpetuator) case in point if a black man storrms a KKK meeting screaming Black Power I can't pity him when he gets beat down. So what are other logical opinions?

SeanRenaud, Soulcast 37 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22703

ATTENTION ATHEISTS OF THE WORLD!!! THERE IS PROOF THAT JESUS DID EXIST! YOU DUMBASSES! IT'S A HISTORICAL FACT! SINCE YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD(S) THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BELIEVE IN SCIENTISTS THAT ARE ATHEISTS AND SAID THAT JESUS DID EXIST!! ALL IM TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT ATHEISTS DONT MAKE ANY SENSE AND THAT ATHEIST ARE JUST PEOPLE WHO JUST DONT WANT TO FACE THE FACTS!! AND, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD THEN STOP COMING INTO THE CHRISTIAN SUB CATEGORY!! IT IS NOT IN YOUR PLACE TO TALK TO US AND SAYING THAT JESUS OR GOD DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE IT'S OUR CATEGORY NOT YOURS;it's what WE actually BELIEVE IN!! SO STOP THE MADNESS AND STOP COMING INTO CHRISTAN DISCUSS FORUMS!! UNLESS YOU ARE A TRUE CHRISTIANS AND IM SURE THAT U ARE NOT A TRUE CHRISTIANS!!!

blank, Ringsurf.com 49 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 22702

The gays need to be the ones in jail. Being a gay should be illegal these kids where piss drunk and the gays tried beating their ass and where gonna try to knock them out and take advantage of these poor kids. Put the gays in the jail they will be with their own kind.

USA, Topix.net 22 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22701

The REAL burden of proof is on God (not us), and He has proven Himself in many ways, that is why we believe. Design is one way He has proven Himself. I mean, think about this: Your stomach contains some acids that are strong enough to burn through metal...yet you STILL have a stomach. It is because God DESIGNED it that way. He designed your stomach lining to secret mucus that neutralizes these acids at the lining to protect it...evolution didn't do this, design did this. And this is just ONE of the BILLIONS of proofs that God exists.

siddigrl, Christians Are Us 32 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Lazarus Long
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Quote# 22700

All America is trying to do is get everyoen to accept gay marriages, gay rights, and gay sex. We made a city for you gays, San Francisco. Everyone is getting fed up with dealing with these gays walking around acting like they are better cause they have sex with the same sex.

Mike Hoffner, Topix.net 17 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 22699

[Letter to Representative Gene Taylor (D-MS 4th)]

Please vote against H.R. 1592, the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2007. As I understand this bill it limits the rights of Christians to speak truth according to the Word of God regarding homosexuality and related perversions. I will not tolerate my rights being limited.

Gulfport , MS, congress.org 24 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: upallnite
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