Quote# 25250

[Reasons why Kent Hovind thinks he was sent to prison, except the obvious one of course]

God may have sent me to prison:
*To reach people here that need the gospel (Acts 8:26, Phillipians 4:22).
*To be salt and light (Matthew 5:13-14).
*To prepare me for greater future use in the creation science ministry.
*To help prepare someone else for future use (Genesis 50:20).
*To give me a taste of the coming New World Order to enhance my preaching.
*To help motivate others to Christian service.
*To better understand the multitude of people in jail. Since over two million Americans are currently incarcerated (the highest per capita in the world!) God may have wanted to open my eyes to the great injustices being done and to let me, like Ezekiel, see the plight of these people in order that I might more effectively minister to them.
*To be an advocate of returning to more Biblical forms of punishment. When the judge ordered punishment in the Bible, the judge himself had to witness the punishment. Few judges today ever actually see the consequences of the sentences that they hand down to the offender and his family. Maybe all judges should be required to visit both the ones that they incarcerate and his family several times each year?
*To understand the trial of faith that comes from taking a stand for righteous issues as Daniel did concerning eating meats.
*To understand the consequences of taking a stand on issues that were right, but could cause a weaker brother to stumble.

Above all, God is still in charge. I willingly submit to this chapter of my life in order that I may become a more profitable servant for HIS glory.

Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 52 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 25253

"Now, here is my thought. If GOD is all mighty, all powerful and all knowing, then why would he create evolutionto use millions of painful and slow years to get humans,his favorite race? If he is all powerful, he does not need chance and millions of years to create. They believe in GOD, but apperently not in his ultimate power"

kulenok, Christian Forums 51 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip

Quote# 25257

An Important Fact to Ponder--


ephraimanesti, Christian Forums 75 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 25260

You know, I am really getting sick of those who are queer (as in strange, different, perverse, etc.) and in the minority stealing various symbols and words and perverting their meaning and use for their sick purpose.

Imasaved1 (aka Bro. Randy), Teens-4-Christ 33 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Marylandbear

Quote# 25261

All the offence things is very well, but make sure people ARE actually offended, because where i come from, then rainbows are cheerful. In fact my favorite skirt is rainbow - and i HOPE it causes no offence, but then everything will cause some offence, and as Jesus said, we will be persecuted so the world will tell us it is offended by us.

Anyone who really knows you will know that you arent sympathising with homosexuals, and they are who really matter most. And God knows too.

Besides, gays have no right to use God's rainbow as their 'symbol'

Hope this made some kinda sense...


Yixzy, Teens-4-Christ 41 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Marylandbear

Quote# 25262

To me, it's plain and simple. Atheists are stupid. Let alone the evidence that proves the Christian God. I'm talking about proving there is a God, and it's been done many times, by the best of scientists, a lot smarter than any Atheist with a doctorate.

They just want to make a name for themselves by doing what Muslims doing. Making bold statements.

JoshuaCrick, Christian Forums 39 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25264

Athiests are so unintelligent. The bible is clear proof of God's existence.

kitty_sexy, Gaia Online 47 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25265

There is no such thing as Evolution !

There is Development !

There is no such thing as Random in this world !
Not even a single thing in it is random !
Such principle doesnt exist !!!
Let alone the mutation of genes !

Every time i push a glass it will fall and break !
Not even a single time will it go up start flying and turn in to an elephant !

Don't mistake Couse and Reaction with Random !
There is nothing Random !

There is however CHOICE !

TheLivingWater, Christian Forums 57 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 25267

Actually I don't know much about the theory of evolution but i'm sure it's bogus. Come on people, can you really trust a guy like charles darwin?? Take a look at this pic and you'll see what i mean.


My 2 cents on the subject.

antidote90,  The Soapbox 56 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25269

The Jews persecuted Jesus 2,000 years ago. It may not be a stretch to say some still feel the same about Him today.

[Christians have persecuted Jews for the last 2,000 years (give or take). It may not be a stretch to say that some still feel the same way about them.]

Not one single disciple of Christ persecutes Jews.

flores_in_texas and Joeybear, Hannity 50 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 25270

What is it with young earth scientists that gets everyone riled up so? What are people afraid of? It's just science like I thought people liked and put their faith in. If it is wrong then it will be corrected like people say all science corrects itself. The people that did the reasearch are real scientists, with real degrees. Why make it a person attack? The evidence speaks for itself.

Thank You Troops, hannity 38 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 25271

Jesus Christ is the only one who has made any impact on history---ever.

FloatingAxe, Christian Forums 79 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25274

And if you've ever seen a rock concert, most of the time they go around with their hands in a special way. The Thumb, middle finger, and ring finger put together in the middle of your palm and your index and pinky are pointing up. This is an un-spiritual sign. The Index and pinky represent Satan's horns (which he doesn't have BTW) and the other 3 are God's trinity. The ones representing Satan's horns are above The other three saying that Satan rules over God, or is more powerful. If you would like a pic of a rock performer doing this I would be glad to link a pic in my profile.

God's Child, CBH 29 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25225

If there really is no God, why do atheists work so hard to prove that something doesn't exist, if it doesn't exist?

Does anyone work that hard to prove Santa or the Easter Bunny really don't exist?

Will atheists make Christians lose their faith and change their minds about God? Obviously not.

So why not save your breath, and instead of sticking your atheistic beliefs down Christian throats, why not go fishing? It's so much more relaxing.

Chuckabutty, ABC News Discussions 40 Comments [5/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25234

Here I sit again, ready to dispel the evolving myths of evolution. Just recently I remember reading an article in a scientific journal explaining how when you breed a Tiger with Lion, you get a "Liger". A mix between the two giant cats. Interestingly enough, these "Ligers" are sterile, which demonstrates that you cannot mix two species of animal and get another species. It doesn't happen.
If you breed Lions for thousands of generations, the results will always be a lion. If you breed tigers for thousands of generations, the results will always be a tiger. The moment you mix the two species together, you get a sterile animal. Another nail in the coffin for evolution.

But this is just of course one of the many flaws regarding Evolution, common sense indicates that complex organs such as the eye, wings, cannot evolve by chance. But not according to evolution which wants us to believe everything is by chance. By chance. This is akin to suggesting that a tornado ripping through a junkyard will cause the flying debris will assemble themselves into working jet airliner. Silly, isnt it? Not only is it silly, it's flat out impossible. Anyone can look at a Jet Airliner and come to the conclusion that it had a creator. Someone created the parts, and assembled it. It did not happen by chance.

But even ignoring the above, one merely has to look at what evolution really says to arrive at the conclusion that it's just bogus. Evolution is best defined(according to biologists) as the "change in allele frequency over given populations". Anyone with even minimal knowledge about biology and genetics should immediately recognize that that definition has not been directly observed. They'll suggest that evolution is correct because well, you can breed traits into animals, such as a better milk producing cow, or hairless cats. Seeing that their theory was in trouble, they needed to explain this, so they called it "microevolution". So they claim we can observe microevolution, but not macroevolution(a more larger step). Well, any attempts to recreate macroevolution have failed. If you'll recall my story of the Liger(bred between a tiger and a lion), as it is simply sterile. Where does this leave us? Well, it means evolution simply doesn't occur. At least according to their own definition.

And yet, even beyond these overwhelming mounds of evidence, we see people fighting for the right to teach it. Fighting for the right to say its fact, when it's simply hogwash! I predict it will only be a few years until we finally rid our school cirriculum of evolution. Replace the theory with something more plausible, intelligent design.

jeff & eddie, FileFront Gaming Forums 52 Comments [5/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25179

I'd rather have the beastiality lovers have marriage rights than the gays. Provided of course the animal is of the opposite sex. Much less disgusting in my opinion.

M.C, Freeconservatives 88 Comments [5/13/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25180

PROOF evolution is NOT true?
Did you know that the genome of an onion is larger than the genome of a human?

If the "theory" (and yes, it is just a THEORY) of evolution is true, then you know that since every creature on earth shares a common ancestor that means that the genome of humans should be almost as long as that of an onion.

But it isn't. It doesn't even come close.

If you believe in the "theory" of evolution, then you believe we came from apes and because of this we inherited most of their DNA. Those apes evolved from other animals. The apes inherited their DNA from other animals. Those animals inherited their DNA from reptiles who inherited their DNA from fish, who inherited their DNA from smaller organisms.

The point that I'm trying to make is that if evolution is true, how come our genomes are so short?

Any moron should be able to see that Christianity is the one true religion and that the "theory" of evolution is totally false.

Do you agree?

Jerry S, Yahoo!Answers - Religion & Spirituality 51 Comments [5/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tirya

Quote# 25184

I Believe Pres. Bush Is God's Man For The Times To Use Him As He See's Fit.i Also Agree Its The Endtimes Hearts Are Waxing Cold Familys Are Being Torn Apaart By Every Sin Imaginable The Sign Of The Times Are Dinfinetly Here Like Never Before

OCSANDLOVER, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [5/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25209

[a series on "atheistic logical fallacies on YouTube"]
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB96KOwnDoo&mode=related&search=">Part One</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE9w7UGvPaY&mode=user&search=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE9w7UGvPaY&mode=user&search=">Part Two</a>

philos71, YouTube 21 Comments [5/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25145

(MANCHESTER, NH) -- A Christian based group known as the Christian’s Liberation Movement has concluded that George W. Bush is a fake Christian and worships Satan. The group is demanding his impeachment not only for his crimes against humanity but for lying to the American people about his worship of Satan. It is highly doubtful that George W. Bush would have been elected President two times had the American people known about his secretive worship of Satan. Although this claim might seem difficult to believe, when one looks at the secret societies that George W. Bush has been involved with it becomes clear that George W. Bush is anything but a good Christian man.

"There is no question that George W. Bush worships Satan," proclaims Lee Rogers spokesman for the group.

"George W. Bush and any other member of the administration that secretly worships Satan should be removed from office immediately. It is one thing if Bush openly announced that he worshiped Satan and was elected, but the fact that Bush poses as a Christian and secretly worships Satan is deeply offensive to the moral values of Christians," Rogers continues.

Evidence of George W. Bush’s worship of Satan is clear when one considers the secret societies that he is affiliated with. These include Skull and Bones as well as the Bohemian Club. Both organizations are confirmed to be heavily involved with Satan worship...

Why would a Christian man be associated with an organization that has members who secretly engage in homosexual acts, satanic rituals and other bizarre behavior?

Christian's Liberation Movement, roguegovernment.com 43 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25146

[Regarding his conviction for tax fraud]

Many lawyers and paralegal have looked over our case and said that it will be overturned. They tell me that all I need is patience. Well, I do want patience — I just want it right now! The Lord and I are discussing this often.

Jailbird Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 34 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 25157

[after being presented with the fact that genes majorly control one's traits]

wrong... this is so far from fact you don't obviously don't know biology..

supersport, CARM Disussion Forums 29 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Salvador

Quote# 25158

[Replying to a poster who had converted from Hinduism to Christianity saying that he has read several of the Hindu scriptures]

You are simply lying, that you have studied Several Hindu Scriptures. If you have done so, you would never be a Christian.

sefroth77, Christian Forums 32 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25174

Evolution is a US phenomena, outside these borders(and maybe a few fascist "european countries"), it's a non-issue.

jeff & eddie, GamingForums 64 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Øyvind

Quote# 25115

Indeed, another secular author, Nicholas Kristof, puts it this way: gMoreover, for all the slaughters in the name of religion over the centuries, there is another side of the ledger. Every time I travel in the poorest parts of Africa, I see missionary hospitals that are the only source of assistance to desperate people. God may not help amputees sprout new limbs, but churches do galvanize their members to support soup kitchens, homeless shelters and clinics that otherwise would not exist. Religious constituencies have pushed for more action on AIDS, malaria, sex trafficking and Darfurfs genocide, and believers often give large proportions of their incomes to charities that are a lifeline to the neediest.h

I am not aware of any hospitals or charitable works set up by atheists. And never mind that many noted philosophers have pointed out that it was the Christian emphasis on reason that gave rise to modern science.

The work of Christ reconciling mankind to himself is the source. If you cut off the redemptive work of Christ on the cross, you cut off the very basis for love, forgiveness, peace and reonciliation. If you deny the supernatural, in other words, as Singer wants to do, you will simply not achieve the peace on earth bit.

But for billions of human beings, non-material things like truth, beauty, justice, love, and even God are very meaningful realities, which the narrow world of atheism will never fully enjoy nor understand.

Bill Muehlenberg, Bill Muehlenbergfs Blog 18 Comments [5/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen