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Quote# 25122

As a YEC, I do not know where to put the ice-age....is it possible to have an ice-age...but not a world-wide ice-age?

I'm voting "yes" for localized ice-ages. If enough people vote "yes"....then, that's how it happened, right?

What is the proof that we ever had an ice-age, anyway? I'm trying to figure this out because it keeps bothering me.

tracifish, hannity 30 Comments [5/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25088

Yes amen. It'll cause ya pain, and you'll want to repent when you do those things.
I used to listen to country and even some of that Gaither mess (sorry but when I found out ole Gloria was a penny-cost-al preacher girl that did it for me) and tankfully when I got saved God tore me up over that. Chunked all them cd's and tapes...burnt em...stomped em...GLORY I feel like shouting all over again!
Sad thing is, if it's one of those old songs I knew before I was saved that I hear in the grocery store...I'll start humming. I hate that I didn't use my voice for God's glory then. I'll spend the rest of my time singing only the songs that HE should hear.
I got a cure for the "singing old worldy songs" problem though. Just burst into a verse of "Nothing But the Blood" or something like that....hehe it also clears the lines at the checkout too!

IFBaptistgirl, T4C 15 Comments [5/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25095

Anonymisty's Coworker: What's that site that debunks urban myths?
Anonymisty: Snopes.com
Coworker: No, that's not right.
Anonymisty: *pulls up the site and shows her*
Coworker: Well, it should be Scopes.
Anonymisty: Why?
Coworker: Because of the Scopes trial. The monkey trial, remember? They proved evolution was just a made-up story.

Anonymisty's coworker, LiveJournal 33 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver
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Quote# 25092

1. Why haven't alligators evolved thumbs?

2. "Random mutation" so if my Ranch style house gets hit by an asteroid, there's a good chance that it will be mutated into an English Tudor, right?

Evolution is like listening to a wall describe a fresh coat of paint.

Crusader Frank, hannity 51 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25091

Darwin convinced other scientists of evolution by saying that the body was made of one cell, and now we know the body is made of trillions of cells.

So now some try to explain that away by sahing the TRILLIONS of cells came from one cell.

Sun, hannity 48 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25089

Atheism (the denial of God) is a modern human belief. Artifacts in ancient burial sites reveal that humans have always believed in a life after death and a Creator God. Humans have a natural belief in God. Brainwashing by books, schools and the major media is required to make a human atheistic.

Kent Rieske, Bible Life Ministries 45 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ned Flanders
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Quote# 25087

So, a young father is watching his little daughter sitting in the garden.

Then, he notices that she is staring intently at one spot, and goes to see what she is watching. There are 2 spiders, mating.

She asks "What are they doing, daddy?"

"They are making little spiders." He says.

"What kind of spider is the one on top, daddy?"

"It's a daddy longlegs." honey.

"And the one on the bottom is a mommy longlegs?"

"No. It's a daddy longlegs, too."

She watches for another moment, thinking.

Then, she jumps up and stomps the spiders into oblivion, and says...."They may get away with that in California and Massachusetts, but they sure as hell don't get away with it here in Texas!"

wizr, Free Republic 66 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Praetyre
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Quote# 25085

I understand why a man would be attracted to another man and why a woman would be attracted to another woman. It is the same reason why an adult would be attracted to a child. The reason is because it's messed up and perverted. Some people get off on doing or thinking about perverted things.

Believe it!, Naruto Forums 36 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25084

(This coming from someone that forces gays to marry someone they don't love and by doing so, lie to everyone they know. How compassionate!)

More name calling (and false name calling at that). I said that I support preserving marriage between a man and a woman only but, as I explained, that does NOT mandate any behavior on their part. You are trying to distort what I said.

On a side note: I think we have gotten off the original topic so to try to get back on track, I don't think that Bush is following the Jacobian way. I think he's going his own route. It is important to remember that Bush has often disregarded conservative principles. He has enlarged government, not secured our borders, gotten us into a war that the American people in general (myself included) are leery of and managed the budget in an unconservative manner. With that said there are things that I like about him but for the most part I don't think that he's doing too good of a job. I still stand for and support conservative principles, however, and I still believe that the Republicans (generally speaking) are better than the Democrats.

Sam I Am, Naruto Forums 12 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25083

Even if a girl/woman is raped... that is no reason to kill her baby. The baby is innocent and one of God's children. Only God creates life. Woe to those who kill God's children. God will not reward them for killing His children.

ofthehighest, Youtube-Comments 32 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: RoseThorns
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Quote# 25081

[POE]
[An excerpt from this article, describing an expedition to find a living apatosaurus.]

This Summer (2002), I was blessed to be able to take part in some very important fieldwork which I would like to share with my readers. In order to further support the theory of man/dinosaur contemporaneity, I and a group of fellow creation scientists mounted an expedition to the jungles of Africa to track down and bring back photographic evidence of a living dinosaur, thus proving that these Behemoths had indeed survived the Flood as scriptural analysis clearly indicates.

[With amazing photographic evidence! </sarcasm>]

Dr. Richard Paley, OBJECTIVE: Creation Education 29 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25059

[If the Bible said the sky was green, would you accept that or would or assume somehow your interpretation of the Bible was wrong?]

I would wake up every day and thank God for His beautiful green sky.

You are attempting to naturalize a supernatural God. The Bible says the wisdom of man is foolisness to God. I assume God knows far better what color the sky is than fallible, imperfect men do.


WhisperingGrace, BibleForums.org 46 Comments [5/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25104

God calls MEN to His service. The lady is called by God to be his wife. Her calling is to follow him wherever the Lord leads him.

Any girl who says she is called as a missionary....to a specific contry.....definintely limits herself to husband possiblilities.

Personally, I do not believe a woman should go to the mission field unmarried. The whole work of a missionary is to preach the gospel and she cannot do that.


Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 36 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Roxas
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Quote# 25094

Remember New Orleans and their scheduled city-wide Sodomite-pride festival? Remember how it ended? That city of debauchery is still trying to clean up from Katrina

Bro. Randy, Teens 4 Christ 56 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25053

What you can show using physics, forces this universe to continue to exist, as long as you're using general relativity, and quantum mechanics, you are forced to conclude that God exists.

God exists. God is a cosmological singularity. I am not being blasphemous, I'm just following in the ancient tradition in saying science puts the tenents of religion up to the experimental test and we find that God exists.

Frank J. Tipler, Professor of mathematical physics at Tulane University, New Orleans, You Tube 43 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 25043

To one degree or another we are all subject to our own vain imagination only by reading a steady diet of scripture continually are we able to apply self correction.

RWSchilz, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25042

Our Savior obviously didn't want people flying or floating whenever they felt like it so He invented gravity. Bees also have an important role in his creation and He doesn't necessarily want people messing with them so He gave them stingers. Therefore if someone decides to break the physical law of gravity he could either break a leg or die. On the other hand, if someone sees a bees' nest and decides he doesn't like it and starts to swing at it with a base ball bat, it probably won't be too long before he will get a teeny glimpse of hell fire all over his body...but he'll probably survive in most cases.

Steve369, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25040

[Regarding whether or not people should try to save endangered species.]

I don't know ... I just know that animals go EXTINCT

ALL THE TIME.

When God wants them home in heaven that is where they will be no matter what we do.


felixthecat, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25021

I want to know what could possibly be harmful about slavery in the first place. Slavery is not bad it is the abuse of that power (or any power) that is bad. Alcohol is not bad, guns are not bad, but people are.


david_x, Christian Forums 52 Comments [5/8/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25066

no...jazz is not mentioned in the Bible.

But fellowshipping with darkness is...

Mama Judy, T4c 54 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25057

["Yeah, but there is no leaven in (Shine Jesus Shine and Open Our Eyes Lord)"- OpenOurEyesLord.]

While the songs may be doctrinally sound, and maybe even musically sound, they are guilty by association...in my opinion. These songs are used as bait songs by cxm artists to lure you in. This is a proven technique. Artists release a single, and people like the song and go buy the cd, expecting the rest of the cd to be similar.

There is enough good, solid, Christian music that can be sung/ listened to, why walk the line? Why possibly give the devil a foot in the door? The overwhelming majority of singers/groups that sing these songs are in the cxm genera, and if these songs are sung in church, it may be a stumbling block to younger/weaker members. They may like the songs and go out and try to find it for themselves, thinking that it along with the other songs on the cd must be okay because they heard that song at church.

Yes I think that Galations 5:9 does apply here.

Mrs. Debbie, T4C 41 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25052

From: Randy Ross (*****@teens-4-christ.org)
Subject: ABUSE / game-reveloution.com

The link below points to a page on the forums at Game Revelation. This particular page points to a plan to invade and spam several forums including ours (Teens-4-Christ).

After several communications with the FBI Charlotte, NC office, I have learned that this behavior is a violation of Federal Law. I am sure that, since you do not want to be the target of FBI Action on my behalf, you will take the appropriate action as soon as possible.

http://www.game-revolution.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5342&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40

Regards,
Randy Ross

Bro Randy, GameRevolution.com 41 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25051

["I have trouble supporting people who have girly-man hair styles." "What is a "girly-man" hairstyle?"]

A "girly-man" hairstyle is a guy with long hair, which the Bible says is wrong.

katyanne, Teens4christ 74 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25044

[Regarding a new law in Iran to give the death penalty to pornographers]

It's funny how much higher standards Muslim countries have about certain things. Like porn, modesty, and homosexuality. I heard from a missionary in Afghanistan that the villagers were appalled by the rebellion the Americans produced in the youth when one of their young boys wore a baseball cap backwards.

RunToWin (le sigh), T4C 34 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25016

All of the rock, etc., has the basic drum beat that is used by the Satan-worshipping tribes of Africa. If you were to study it out you would realize it. Did you know that "rock and roll" got its beginnings from the black African culture? THAT is how the beat was introduced into our current ungodly music - "Christian" rock included.

When Moses and Aaron were on Mt. Sinaii they heard what sounded like war in the camp. Turned out it was "music" - a "music" that typified idol worship - something that was totally against the music they knew as godly. When they came down and saw what was going on they were appalled to see the people dancing sensually in all manner of undress. Where did the people learn of this music? In Egypt when they were in captivity! Hmmm....and where exactly is Egypt?? Wonder of wonders - Africa.

(Just for those of you who will try to condemn me for being racist.........some of my best friends have been black. I have nothing against them. Unfortunately the majority of their race has made a bad name for the ones who take care of their families and work hard.)

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 143 Comments [5/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gamerchick
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