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Quote# 25791

4.) scientists believe that we evolved from rocks!! now don't try 2 tell me otherwise because if not, then where do monkies come from? i've already heard this debate. scientists believe that they came from various sea creatures, but where did they come from as well as the water? "well, it rained on the earth for billions of years" (is that not correct according 2 evolution's theory?) great now what about the fish? "well it rained on the rocks 4 so long that they became liquified and...." oops. it makes no sense!!
5.) proven fact (scientist have also proven it): LIFE CAN NOT COME FROM NON-LIFE!! in other words: u can't get life from something that is not alive. and last i checked rocks r not alive!!

it just keeps going!!...

crazy4starwars006, Star Wars Forums 32 Comments [5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gibberingfool
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Quote# 25790

3.) if we evolved...why don't we eveolve today? IN PUBLIC...why (if u still believe in the sasquach) must we do it in private, away form scientist that can record it? and don't tell me "because we are perfectly adapt and no longer need 2 evolve" because, if we came from monkey's, why don't they evolve since thier not perfectly adapt? scientist have been watching and waiting 2 c if thier lab animals will evolve rite b4 thier eyes 4 centuries and what have they got? NOTHING!! did they/ we just all the sudden decide 2 stop evolving the moment man was able 2 record it? it's stupid.

will it ever end!!...

crazy4starwars006, Star Wars Forums 50 Comments [5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gibberingfool
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Quote# 25818

[What do you mean by: DNA doesn't go back that far? ]

I mean it doesn't go back 50 million years which is when I thought evolution was supposed to happen

Wayne230, Hanity forums 25 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 25816

Atheism existed since ancient times....it comes from ignorance unlike other religions like Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism, etc...

VitalOone, IIDB 26 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sykotik489
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Quote# 25815

Actually when my daddy was pastoring we were called the Corley Cult Church only because we went out every sat spreading the gospel!!!! PTL!!!!!!!! yea in all who live godly, SHALL suffer persecution!!! If Jesus, who was perfect suffered persecution, what makes us ne better NOT to suffer!! Plus if Christ did, then it should be A PRIVILEGE TO SUFFER!!!!!!!!


Ashley Brianne, www.teens-4-christ.org 35 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stjarni
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Quote# 25814

[title: The Mark of the Beast Satellite Hookup]

The implant will go under your skin and somehow will be able to influence your brain waves, causing emotional changes, making you less human and not desire to take the mark out. It will also be linked to satellites so they will know where you are at all times.

Initially, it will be voluntary and economically desirable, but later it will be forced on people.

A Christian will never take it, for God keeps a record of all who chose to take it. The Bible is explicit about not taking it, so if you are a Christian, you would never take it willingly. No exceptions.

When Christ returns and shuts down the connection between the satellites and the implants, it will kill the person, and this is God's judgment on the unsaved who took the mark of the beast.

Anyone else who is not saved and was not killed in world war 3 - the Great Tribulation - will be transferred livingly into the millennial kingdom, but in order to be saved will still need to believe in Jesus who will be ruling from the temple in Jerusalem.

Some think instead of the mark of the beast happening this way, it will be a genetic modification that irreparably alters DNA. Perhaps it is a combination of both so that the implant does something to the DNA in all the cells of your body. I don't know. All I am certain about is that is an implant, it changes your personality and if you don't take it, you might get extremely hungry, because you won't be able to buy or sell without it.

Ultimately your free-will is so damaged, you don't make any free-choices anymore. From then on, your will is controlled by Satan and forever you will be with him.


Churchwork, Biblocality 70 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Laurel
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Quote# 25813

The most troublesome UFO sightings — those that may result in people claiming they have been abducted or taken aboard UFOs for mind experiments — often leave skeptics, atheists, rationalists and others struggling for believable answers. Yet Christians suspect they are almost certainly the work of Satan or his demons.

The Bible says Satan comes disguised as “an angel of light” (2 Corinthians 11:14), and he comes with all sorts of counterfeit miracles (2 Thessalonians 2:9). These types of UFO encounters often occur in areas with a lot of interest in the occult, or where there are churches of Satan, or they happen to people who have an interest in occult things.

N/A, Creation Tips 21 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25812

I also do not care for chris angel. I am a backslid christian however I know what to believe and what not to and by no means possible is he real I believe he had to sell his soul to satan to levitate 20 plus feet in the air or get crushed by a asphault roller or go through a wood chipper and survive. No normal human could do any of these things unless you had super powers and God does not give supernatural powers only satan could give false powers to those who believe in him. Chris should change his name to something other that chris angel for sure,

Lisa, FSTDT Comments 33 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25811

I am sorry sir i make you angry but these people make me mad today they say muhammad PBUH is the peadofiles

i am angry also and i ask imam he say Aisha had the puberty at 5 years old, girls in those days looked older and had puberty young

please dont say

my imam at the mosque also say muhammad had the sex with Aisha to unite the tribes together after this peace happened

nothing is wrong with this, that is why i am flagg the abusive video about muhammad SAW

these people are using the freedom of the speach to make the fun of me

MuhammadFaysalNawa, YouTube 39 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Joe
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Quote# 25809

Atheists have to deny all of history if they deny that Adam was a real person. They have to make up people's ancestors, which they've done by claiming that they are monkeys. That's the degree of irrationality that atheists have to descendend to deny God. No wonder they're angry and bitter.

Carico, FSTDT Forums 23 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jerubbaal
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Quote# 25808

[Ahh! So if two gay men could get married you'd have no problem then?]

If they married two gay women, no I have no problem with that.

Gay men marrying each other, however, would not be biblical, and biblically speaking God made marriage between male and female.

Ever wondered why God didn't make just one sex? He could have made it that way but He did not.

MercyBurst, Christian Forums 34 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 25807

Romans 8:24, "But hope that is seen is no hope at all. Who hopes for what he already has?"

So since atheists only understand what they can see, they not only have no hope, but they are ignorant of the greatest part of life, that which is unseen. No wonder they're angry at Christians.

Carico, FSTDT Forums 21 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25805

Well, I am from England, and since the topics about AMERICAN schools, then I cant answer.
But, you cant get rid of me that easy!

In my school, we once had people from the Gideon Society hand out Bibles to the whole school (thats a lotta Bibles), but the pupils all started mocking them, tearing them up etc. I went to a teacher and asked him to ask everyone to respect them, and his actual words were 'Dude, its just a book, what does it matter?' I took deep breaths and said 'Actually, its not just a book, its God's book.' Right then i realised that wouldn't make any difference so i added 'If this was the Koran people was tearing up you wouldnt be so happy would you?' He rolled his eyes 'Thats different. If people were mocking the Koran then they would be racsist, and we do not tolerate racsism in any form' Thats when I lost my rag; 'HELLO! LOOK AT THIS SCHOOL! LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING! IF THATS NOT RACSISM THEN WHAT ON EARTH IS????' And then I ran off and locked myself in the toilets.

Lol, thats kinda a story on how Bibles are looked at in my area.
But Leicester is very multi cultural and i think i am probably the only proper Christian in the school. (excluding my brother)



Yixzy, Teens-4-Christ 53 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Daniel Vasquez
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Quote# 25804

I am not saying that every decision is made emotionally but ALL women make emotional-based decisions. Why? Because that is the way God made us.

Men and women lead differently...because God made us that way. Our leadership abilities are meant to be used in running a household, rearing children and teaching children and other ladies. We use both sides of the brain causing us to be better able to handle multi-tasking - which is required of a wife, mom, and teacher. Men are more analytical. They use only the one side of the brain causing them to focus on the task as hand. They are stronger and made to lead the family, churches, corporations and countries.

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 47 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25801

[Randy's response to a poster saying the US isn't a Christian Nation]

FACT: The original settlers who came to America were Bible-believers looking to escape the religious persecution of the Catholic church and the Church of England
FACT: The majority of the men who created the government of this nation were men who worshiped God.
FACT: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE is a myth that occurs nowhere in the Constitution of the United States. The first amendment of the Constitution has been misinterpreted by atheists who want to dissolve any form of Christian worship in the United States. The First Amendment says, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." Among other things, this amendment says that the congress cannot make a law stating that everyone must be a Baptist. This amendment also says that the congress cannot make a law which restricts free exercise of religion. In other words, they cannot make a law which says it is illegal for you to witness to someone at school. This amendment does not say that a government may not, for example, post the ten commandments on public property or endorse a prayer at the beginning of a meeting of some kind. In fact, both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court all start their sessions with an opening prayer.
FACT: Both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court all start their sessions with an opening prayer.
FACT: The most common pieces of material printed by our Government (currency) contains the phrase "In God We Trust"
FACT: Even today, in the face of overwhelming media bias which would lead us to believe otherwise, and the corresponding revision of history more than 80% of the population of the United States professes to be Christian (I personally do not believe this number to represent the number of people in the US who are saved).
FACT: Since the creation of the Judicial system (excluding recent actions of the ACLU), anyone who testified in a court of law had to swear an oath before God to tell the truth with their hand on the Bible.
FACT: The Word of God is used in conjunction with some oath whenever a public official is sworn into office.

I could continue, but anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that this is a CHRISTIAN NATION!


Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 45 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Daniel Vasquez
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Quote# 25799

Oh Lord, hear the cries of the mothers on this thread for their children. Hear, and answer us Oh Lord. Open the eyes of our children's hearts, convict, reprove and admonish them. Show them Oh Lord how transient is our life on earth. How gutwrenching it is to hear and see those words, "I don't believe" ...... like a knife through the heart. Grant, oh Lord, the gift of repentence to our wayward children. Oh Lord, while they are away from you, may their agony be great, and may that agony point them in the direction of home.


Hope, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25798

[I'll tell you some of the questions that were asked in an actual sex-ed class;

"can I get pregnant from kissing?"

"can oral sex lead to AIDs?"

"if I have sex on my period, I can't get pregnant, right?"

"I heard the only way to get pregnant is to swallow semen, because that's how it gets to your tummy. Am I right?"

"I can't get pregnant if it's my first time, right?"

How does learning about how humans reproduce violate their childhoods?]

It's a violation, period. I know my children will be taught much better and not at school.

[Someone has to tell these kids that inserting A into B = C. If you're not going to do it, who the frell is?]

If they are told that they can get pregnant their first time then it's their fault. Anyone with a brain knows you can get pregnant the first time.

That's why children don't need to know about sex, they need to be taught to abstain. If they chose to have sex before their bodies and minds are ready, it's their fault.

Sex isn't brain surgery, if someone can't figure out where there genitals go then they don't need to have sex, and sterilization would be a good idea.

raven55, Livejournal 54 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25797

I see nothing wrong with science when it does not contradict the Bible, but when it does, then I do have a problem and know that there is an error somewhere, whether by error or as to deceive. The Bible is old...but it is still true and infallible, science is not.

Biblenuggetlady, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 25796

In response to:

[The half-man, half-monkey business was several million years ago. Before civilisation.]


that makes no sense!! if they did evolve...where are they today!?

crazy4starwars006, Star Wars Forums 26 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gibberingfool
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Quote# 25795

In response to:

[No evolutionist is trying to argue that a monkey suddenly became a human after walking out from behind a tree or in the blink of an eye.]


i didn't say so. i said that there is no way monkeys change to humans. if so, then we would have millions of half man half monkey people walking around

crazy4starwars006, Star Wars Forums 19 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: gibberingfool
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Quote# 25794

In response to:

[We were never monkeys.]


i don't know what it is u believe in because most all evolutionist believe so.


crazy4starwars006, Star Wars Forums 20 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25789

[um...how many atheists can you name in the US government?]


Everyone in the demacrat party.

South Lizasauria, NationStates Forum 30 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 25788

1) You don't know what God is like. Read the Bible so you can see God can hate and be merciless when it's for the True Good of mankind. It's only this new age jumbo magical mumbo crap that teaches (WITHOUT ANY SUPPORTING EVIDENCE!) that God can do nothing but love.
2) I'm doing exactly what every True Christian should do: Spread the word of Lord, period.

RaaGA-ArsGA, imdb 18 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25787

Homosexuality is a mortal sin, I advise you to head to the closest church for the cure. Or are you also a socially degenerated evolutionist athiest who thinks "it's ok"? I bet you're a democrat, too.

RaaGA-ArsGA, imdb 26 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25786

[The Movie 300]

You would think an event like the battle was mentioned in The True Holy Bible. It wasn't so most likely it's a FALSE STORY created by those Pagan Satanists (known to have lied about their obviously fake devil gods) who inhabited that land back then.

RaaGA-ArsGA, imdb 26 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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