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Quote# 25788

1) You don't know what God is like. Read the Bible so you can see God can hate and be merciless when it's for the True Good of mankind. It's only this new age jumbo magical mumbo crap that teaches (WITHOUT ANY SUPPORTING EVIDENCE!) that God can do nothing but love.
2) I'm doing exactly what every True Christian should do: Spread the word of Lord, period.

RaaGA-ArsGA, imdb 18 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25789

[um...how many atheists can you name in the US government?]


Everyone in the demacrat party.

South Lizasauria, NationStates Forum 30 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 25811

I am sorry sir i make you angry but these people make me mad today they say muhammad PBUH is the peadofiles

i am angry also and i ask imam he say Aisha had the puberty at 5 years old, girls in those days looked older and had puberty young

please dont say

my imam at the mosque also say muhammad had the sex with Aisha to unite the tribes together after this peace happened

nothing is wrong with this, that is why i am flagg the abusive video about muhammad SAW

these people are using the freedom of the speach to make the fun of me

MuhammadFaysalNawa, YouTube 40 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Joe
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Quote# 25812

I also do not care for chris angel. I am a backslid christian however I know what to believe and what not to and by no means possible is he real I believe he had to sell his soul to satan to levitate 20 plus feet in the air or get crushed by a asphault roller or go through a wood chipper and survive. No normal human could do any of these things unless you had super powers and God does not give supernatural powers only satan could give false powers to those who believe in him. Chris should change his name to something other that chris angel for sure,

Lisa, FSTDT Comments 33 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25813

The most troublesome UFO sightings — those that may result in people claiming they have been abducted or taken aboard UFOs for mind experiments — often leave skeptics, atheists, rationalists and others struggling for believable answers. Yet Christians suspect they are almost certainly the work of Satan or his demons.

The Bible says Satan comes disguised as “an angel of light” (2 Corinthians 11:14), and he comes with all sorts of counterfeit miracles (2 Thessalonians 2:9). These types of UFO encounters often occur in areas with a lot of interest in the occult, or where there are churches of Satan, or they happen to people who have an interest in occult things.

N/A, Creation Tips 21 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25814

[title: The Mark of the Beast Satellite Hookup]

The implant will go under your skin and somehow will be able to influence your brain waves, causing emotional changes, making you less human and not desire to take the mark out. It will also be linked to satellites so they will know where you are at all times.

Initially, it will be voluntary and economically desirable, but later it will be forced on people.

A Christian will never take it, for God keeps a record of all who chose to take it. The Bible is explicit about not taking it, so if you are a Christian, you would never take it willingly. No exceptions.

When Christ returns and shuts down the connection between the satellites and the implants, it will kill the person, and this is God's judgment on the unsaved who took the mark of the beast.

Anyone else who is not saved and was not killed in world war 3 - the Great Tribulation - will be transferred livingly into the millennial kingdom, but in order to be saved will still need to believe in Jesus who will be ruling from the temple in Jerusalem.

Some think instead of the mark of the beast happening this way, it will be a genetic modification that irreparably alters DNA. Perhaps it is a combination of both so that the implant does something to the DNA in all the cells of your body. I don't know. All I am certain about is that is an implant, it changes your personality and if you don't take it, you might get extremely hungry, because you won't be able to buy or sell without it.

Ultimately your free-will is so damaged, you don't make any free-choices anymore. From then on, your will is controlled by Satan and forever you will be with him.


Churchwork, Biblocality 70 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Laurel
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Quote# 25815

Actually when my daddy was pastoring we were called the Corley Cult Church only because we went out every sat spreading the gospel!!!! PTL!!!!!!!! yea in all who live godly, SHALL suffer persecution!!! If Jesus, who was perfect suffered persecution, what makes us ne better NOT to suffer!! Plus if Christ did, then it should be A PRIVILEGE TO SUFFER!!!!!!!!


Ashley Brianne, www.teens-4-christ.org 35 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stjarni
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Quote# 25816

Atheism existed since ancient times....it comes from ignorance unlike other religions like Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism, etc...

VitalOone, IIDB 26 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sykotik489
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Quote# 25818

[What do you mean by: DNA doesn't go back that far? ]

I mean it doesn't go back 50 million years which is when I thought evolution was supposed to happen

Wayne230, Hanity forums 25 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 25754

(For the record, have you read Hume's The Natural History of Religion?

Also, baconbits, since you seem to be a proponent of treating creationism as an equally viable scientific theory, can you please formulate it using scientific terms? As in, what happened, how, and when? Because the vague notion of "All life has been created by an intelligent designer." isn't going to cut it.
As it stands now, there's nothing to debate here.)

You're asking me to summerize creationists tenets when evolution doesn't even have to do the same. In a nut shell creationism means that an intellgent designer created organisms for the pacific niche they now fill. I'm not going to specify any further than that when speaking for all creationists because I can't.

There are many variations of creationism just as there are many variations of evolution. There are evolutionists who believe God created the first cell because they know how implausible it is for a cell to simply have formed by itself. There are others who believe that an animal cell was formed first, while some believe the plant cell was first. Some postulate that dinosaurs were the precursor to birds while others believe differently. There are some who believe in puncuated equilibrium, some believe humans evolved from an aquatic ape, and etc. There is no summation of evolution other than the fact that it is the theory that species gradually changed to become the creatures that inhabit the earth now.

So don't expect me to do what evolutionists themselves don't have to do. You look at me and through you bias assume I'm ignorant and impose additional verification on my views that you don't on your own. If you really want to debate this than pose a logical challenge and not a flailing accusation.

baconbits, Naruto Forums 16 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25761

Well as I was saying there is some resemblance to the scientific process in that for some scientific assertion to be deemed correct it has to be universally valid rather than totally subjective. The proof of much of this can be found in the very language we use. The concept of evil is universally understood and the causes are as well. However the Bible has it all written down in a precise way and looking at it from the other perspective I can't find anything that is really at odds with this.

I mean there is some quite obscure stuff in it, one thing that comes to mind is that apparently it is forsaken to reproduce images of living things such as people, animals etc. Now you may ask what on earth is it on about, but apparently an image is a reflection of that thing in that it is its inverse, so a living thing that is something of God's creation is deemed as all good and its image is the inverse, i.e. it is emanating evil. Now this is really weird until you look a bit closer and notice how Satanists use mirrors to conjure up evil spirits and then just take a look at Hollywood and how images are so false and inhuman in many ways. It's a subtle thing but a good example of how a book of great wisdom can help you. If everything in it were so obvious then it would never have been necessary to write it in the first place.

Baron von Lotsov, C4 Forums 21 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25763

i live in a very atheist area and people use drugs loads

but the few christians i know take nothing

Henry, Myspace 28 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25764

Athiest are unhappy people. They kill themselves all the time. They deny the shit, but deep inside they know its true. Any person that has the balls to say they flat out don't believe in God is not only unhappy but stupid too. God is something that cannot be disproven(religion is, but not God) or entirely proven. Thats why its called belief. If everybody could see God there would be no athiest. In my opinion atheism is just another pointless shithead religion. They're worse than religious freaks. I'll give you an example...
Write a post mentioning how science proves God and watch all the athiest jump on the topic like flies on shit.

Mika'il and Holly, Myspace 38 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25765

News flash..........
If your aunts a drug addict, shes not a practicing christian. You are not happier than religious people who truly believe and practice what they believe in. There are 2 different types of religious people, believers and the devout or practicing religious people. You're comparing you to a drug addict thats believes in the christian faith, of course you're more happier than a drug addict.
The fact that you said you are perfectly fine proves my point. No one is perfectly fine no matter what they believe in, everyone has issues. Atheist lie to themselves so good they should be pimps.

Mika'il and Holly, Myspace 20 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25766

Well, if you dont ever get married then a capital YES, you are not supposed to have sex. As you see, premarital sex is taking its toll on the world greatly. Its unfotunate that people dont follow the rules laid out by God.

Shaun Frederick, Myspace 14 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25767

The cathoic church is obviously not the true denomonation if this child rape is happaning all over the place. You never hear of Christian pastors doing this to children. Just another proof that there is a right way.

Shaun Frederick, Myspace 33 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25768

(How is premarital sex taking its toll on the world?)

Divorce, unhappy children, aids, herpes, and any other STD you can imagine. Good enough answer?

Shaun Frederick, Myspace 28 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25769

People that dont have sex before marriage and stay faithfull I bet get an std about one in every one million people. I am confidant this very very rarely happens. Its people like (no offence) you that try to tinker with the rules that get this stuff while trying to follow them.

Divorce happens more rampant because we think the grass could be greener on the other side of the fence and we are very spoiled, ungodly people now, more than 30 years ago. Not a fact but that is why.

Children are unhappy because of several reasons. Dumb drunk people hooking up and having unwanted children. They end up not getting loved and are therefore unhappy. Parents cheating, and destroying the family because of lack of love once again. If you take love out of sex it just destroys people. You will see if you and your boyfriend continue on your path.

Shaun Frederick, Myspace 25 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25771

The Bible does endorse slavery, but it is a different slavery that we know. The slavery the Bible endorses is debt based. If Bob is in debt to Steve, Bob works as Steve's servant until the debt is paid off or until seven years has passed. In this form of slavery, you are not property, you are not born into slavery, you are not physically abused, and you are given shelter and food. It is radically different than the slavery that the Americas experienced. As far as stoning disobedient children, there is no actual record of it ever being enforced. It seems to be more of a law to make children not want to disobey out of fear, but was never actually meant to be enforced. The Bible never says to hate homosexuals. It only says it is wrong, but please show me the Bible verse that says to hate them. The Bible seems to say the exact opposite of that.

Also in atheism, what kind of moral justification do you have to be able to call anyone bad? There is none. So an atheist couldn't even objectively say that God is evil because there really is no objective evil in atheism.

I would say that the Bible is inspired by God without flaw. Evidence of this would be that fact that there is fulfillment of prophecy from the Bible.

Trevor, Myspace 20 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25772

But how do you justify right and wrong in atheism?

(Right and wrong? Well thats easy. We feel pain and suffering. We consider these to be bad. We feel a sense of connectivity to others. We internalize their pain. By extension of this we can see that their suffering is wrong. In this way we discover the basis of morality. This is all the result of our biological condition. Our social nature. Literally speaking we are impelled towards goodness because we internalize what happens to others. We learn to treat others as we wish to be treated ourselves due to our human nature.)

So is rape wrong in atheism?

just wondering

Trevor, Myspace 54 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25773

Most abortions are from 9 to 12 weeks and according to recent studies from fetogolgiststhey do feel pain. Regardless, they are killing an innocent human being. Does that mean nothing do you? Aren't you glad weren't rip apart in the womb and thown away like disposable garbage.

Nancy, CARM 51 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25762

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7953120016941996867

Al Neal, Google Video 9 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25682

An open letter to Richard Dawkins. You are a man with brilliant intellectual achievements and a very daring and brave man as well. To write a book refuting the existence of an Intelligent Designer indicates you must have an incredible belief in the alternative. While my knowledge of history is limited, my personal experience and my acquaintance with a vast number of people from many countries, language groups and heritage, clearly indicate you have been deceived. God is.

Graeme Furlong, Unbelief.org 29 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25755

My personal opinion -

God did not create woman to be in a leadership position unless it is only over ladies. Our country is in bad enough shape. It would be certain death for the country if a female was elected - no matter who she was. It would be government based on emotion and how she felt. Eeek!

Speaking as a lady, I would NOT want my president to be one of me!

Mrs. Debbie, T4C 57 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25756

I'M NOT GIVING HAND OUTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS GOOD,BECAUSE A GREAT LEADER DON'T ALWAYS GO WITH THE POPULAR THING AT THE TIME. HOW CAN YOU HAVE A SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, IF I'M A GOD FEARING MAN THEN GOD WILL LEAD ME TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR THIS COUNTRY. IT'S TIME FOR US REAL AMERICANS TO STOMP YOU LIBERL PANTY WASTES OUT OF THE WAY. HERES ANOTHER ONE LAWYERS I WILL STOP THESE PEOPLE FROM TAKE MILLIONS FROM COMPANYS. IF YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID AND TRY TO SUE SOMEONE FOR MILLIONS, YOU GET YOUR A** KICKED.
[...]
ABORTION: IF YOUR TO STUPID TO PREVENT HAVING A BABY,THATS NOT THE BABYS FAULT,NO ABORTION,IF YOU CAN'T OR DON'T WANT THE BABY THEN GIVE IT UP FOR ADOPTION,THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE KIDS BUT CAN'T.
[...]
CHILD ABUSE: IF YOUR KID IS ACTING A FOOL IN PUBLIC WHOOP HIS OR HER TAIL, STOP BEING AFRAID TO WHIP YOUR KIDS FOR THE FACT YOU MIGHT END UP IN COURT FOR CHILD ABUSE.

[Read the whole thing.]

bad2bone, U4President 45 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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