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Quote# 25756

I'M NOT GIVING HAND OUTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY VIEWS GOOD,BECAUSE A GREAT LEADER DON'T ALWAYS GO WITH THE POPULAR THING AT THE TIME. HOW CAN YOU HAVE A SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, IF I'M A GOD FEARING MAN THEN GOD WILL LEAD ME TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR THIS COUNTRY. IT'S TIME FOR US REAL AMERICANS TO STOMP YOU LIBERL PANTY WASTES OUT OF THE WAY. HERES ANOTHER ONE LAWYERS I WILL STOP THESE PEOPLE FROM TAKE MILLIONS FROM COMPANYS. IF YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID AND TRY TO SUE SOMEONE FOR MILLIONS, YOU GET YOUR A** KICKED.
[...]
ABORTION: IF YOUR TO STUPID TO PREVENT HAVING A BABY,THATS NOT THE BABYS FAULT,NO ABORTION,IF YOU CAN'T OR DON'T WANT THE BABY THEN GIVE IT UP FOR ADOPTION,THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE KIDS BUT CAN'T.
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CHILD ABUSE: IF YOUR KID IS ACTING A FOOL IN PUBLIC WHOOP HIS OR HER TAIL, STOP BEING AFRAID TO WHIP YOUR KIDS FOR THE FACT YOU MIGHT END UP IN COURT FOR CHILD ABUSE.

[Read the whole thing.]

bad2bone, U4President 45 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25755

My personal opinion -

God did not create woman to be in a leadership position unless it is only over ladies. Our country is in bad enough shape. It would be certain death for the country if a female was elected - no matter who she was. It would be government based on emotion and how she felt. Eeek!

Speaking as a lady, I would NOT want my president to be one of me!

Mrs. Debbie, T4C 57 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25752

NEVER think i'm shut off from the world - i just choose to ignore most of it!

catlover12, CBH 24 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 25750

[Or that a human was ever a seman and an egg ... neither of which look anymore human then a lobster.]

Have you seen a lobser? I look nothing like a lobster. As far as I know I wasn't an egg. I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

wayne230, hannity 94 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25748

Upon this day in 1521, the Great Reformer Luther was declared a heretic by the Judeo-Babylonian Papacy for refusing to relent to their idolatry, Jewish pomp, the homosexual rape of young Aryan boys and girls by perverted Jewish and Jewish-influenced priests and nuns, false religion and the typically Jewish theft of our ancestor's hard-earned money. That is all the Papacy stood for and it is indeed a damn shame that Aryans are still trapped under its influence. Nevertheless for Luther's sacrifice we may enjoy our freedom today.

Pheowulf, Pheowulf 41 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 25747

Dear baliset [may24]

I thought it would have been more important for you to apologise and repent for your sin of miss-informing people about an appeal being summarily dismissed when it was not.

therefore “go to hell” in Jesus Righteous Holy name

all love and kindness.

Philllip-George (c) 1974

Australian: Phillip-George (c)1974, CSE blogs 19 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25746

[re: Hovind's imprisonment]

I’m trying to figure out how to organize something. Right now, I’m calling everyone I know. I started emailing the white house when I found out. I contacted them yesturday and I plan on contacting them every day! I contacted the Voice of the Martyrs, no response yet. I don’t know if they will say anything because this is a political issue and there are those who would like to say that he’s done something morally wrong. The Devil knows scripture and it doesn’t suprise me that he’s using it to his advantage. This is a spiritural battle. We are all in trouble if our president doesn’t veto the “hate crimes” act. We may all end up like Dr. Hovind, if we have the guts to stand like he has. If we don’t shake something up, we’ll all be even more persecuted than we already are.

(emphasis added)

gravy1, CSE blogs 21 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25745

You know why he’s REALLY in prison. It has nothing to do with taxes! ... This is not a political free feral. As Christians we are at war with all those who want us silenced.

My family finally found out the status of Dr. Hovind. He’s in solitary confinement and the government is trying to put him in prison overseas. There is only one reason for this, THEY WANT HIM DEAD! I’m done being quiet, I’m ready to stand with him and the God he serves!!!!!!!!

gravy1, CSE blogs 34 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25744

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

Jerry Falwell, from a column in SF Gate 25 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25743

The EARTH MOTHER is wounded by our indifference. We kill animals and plants to satisfy our selfish appetites. Eat only raw plants and animals that have died a natural death. Learn to breathe properly, avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.

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Ms. Clinton, a true Goddess-minded leader, may soon be the most exoterically powerful person on earth. She is in touch with her higher self

GreenRespect, YouTube 67 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25741

In my geology classes at Ohio State I learned two apparently contradictory "facts". First, that the entire earth was at one time covered with water. Secondly, that this was caused by a lot of local floods, but certainly not a world-wide flood. This begs the question, "Why not one great flood?"

Pastor Mark Barbee, Fairfield Christian Church 24 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25740

The only people who are discreding science are the evolutionists. Evil is what we call the worldview that accomines evolution. Evil is what we call a theory that is based on atheism.


wayne230, hannity 20 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25738

Once i was in my room at night and it was about 2 AM and all the lights were off and then i heard breathing next to me and it would not stop. Then i felt something blowing on my ear. And that went on for about 2 hours. And i turned on some Christian and i prayed and it went away.


Nanochip22, CBH 32 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 25737

About the kissing issue... I don't think I will till I'm engaged or at least planning on getting engaged. I think it is so sad how many girls throw their life away. Plus, it starts with kissing, and often they do more and more... until....


4-Given, CBH 42 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 25736

[sex is a perfectly natural, healthy thing, and it doesn't turn you into a whore.]

It is natural and healthy, when you are married not with different partners. And, if premarital sex doesn't make you a whore what does? :/
Does it make you a saint? hehehaha. :)
Also, she said:
"sex can always be special, even AFTER your first time"
The first time is ALWAYS the best and most memorable.

Raven55, Livejournal 44 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25735

[Because some of us don't read the Bible literally?

Because some of us don't believe in a literal, six-day creation; or that a literal Adam and Eve just magically "appeared"?

Or that we don't believe that a 480-foot ziggurat fell somewhere in Mesopotamia and that's supposed the reason for the all the languages in the world?

Or we don't believe that water covered the earth to an altitude of 29,070 feet?

Did it ever occur to fundies that if there was enough moisture content in the atmosphere to condense to produce FIVE MILES of water, that the pressure of that atmospheric water would have crushed every living thing even before the Flood ever started?

Did it ever occur to fundies that if water rose to a depth of 29,070 feet, the top two and a half miles would have been solid ice and would never have melted?

You know what I think is sad? Fundies who leave their common sense, their ability to reason, their ability to distinguish between literal fact and metaphor on the the hat rack by the door and assume that since something is in the Bible, it has to be 100 percent, absolutely, infallibly, inerrantly, literally true -- and who insist that everybody MUST believe just as they do or those people are "not Christian".

Sad, sad, SAD.]

Yes it is sad that you try and put God things in the same place as man things.

I assume you believe that Christ was born of a virgin, but yet God couldn't do those other things?

I will again assume that you believe God raised Christ from the dead, but you can't believe He could have make man from dirt?

The Bible tells us that it hadn't rain on the earth before the flood. It says that a mist came up from the earth to water it, so that would mean the atmosphere was different then. So were those finding about the solid ice done from what we know now with the earth as it is after the flood or before?

At one time science thought the earth was flat, but as the Lord showed us more and more we now know it isn't. Science can't make dirt, but yet you think that the God that did couldn't have made Adam from it?

If a person by common sense can't believe those things than how can they believe that when they die they will be with the Lord? You know in a place that science doesn't know about, because the Lord hasn't shown us yet. You believe the Bible, I guess, that when the Lord returns that the dead in Christ will rise first and then those that remain will meet Him in the air? Or do you?

If it is to hard to believe God could do those other things how do you know He can do the once I mentioned? Do you believe that Jesus healed thousands of people when He was here? I will assume your answer is yes, so I will ask if He can make a man that was born blind see again by spitting in some dirt and rubbing it on his eyes then why couldn't He have taken dirt and made Adam?

I have common sense and I use it. I don't have a box for God tho. To believe that He can raise you from the dead, but couldn't have made you from the dirt, well common sense tells me by faith that He can do both those things and many more. The Bible tells us that Gods ways are not our ways, but yet we take what God has allowed man to know so far and try to answer God things with them. Sorry just doesn't make any kind of sense to me to do that.

Oh and by the way, why do you always make such statements like if you are conservative and fundamentalists you don't believe a person is a Christian if they don't do, say or believe this or that? As I said in another post you need to stop painting with such a broad brush, because all you're doing is showing you don't know as much as you would like people to believe you do.

The things you mentioned have nothing to do with salvation, so frankly, altho I find it strange that you can't believe God did what we are told He did if you at least believe the parts of the Bible that tell about what a person must do to be saved...................well thats all that really matters.

I am one of your conservative, fundamentalist, etc. etc., so maybe some here need to get the facts, as I was told to do by another poster, before assuming or stating things as facts that aren't. Just a thought.

savedandhappy1, Christian Forums 16 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 25734

Your also not a virgin anymore if you break your hymen with a sex toy, or if someone breaks it with their finger, etc.

[what if you are a man and you have masterubated?]

I didn't say anything about masturbation.

I'm talking about sex toys and girls letting someone who isn't their husband touch them inappropriately.

raven55, Livejournal 46 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25733

Well, first, there is a lot more in the way of poor character here than just a physical touch.

Second, if there is romantic touching outside of marriage, then they are fornicating, so they are all guilty!

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 32 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25732

David, welcome and thanks for jumping in!

I have a position here that is not liked very well at all. I believe that the girls, when they dress immodestly, set a trap for men. When that trap is sprung, the girl becomes somewhat responsible for the man's thoughts as though she had participated in the act of adultery.

Ladies, this is why it is so incredibly important that you dress modestly and do not call attention to your body! Your purity, your ABSOLUTE purity is a treasure you must save for your husband.

RR

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 58 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25731

{commenting on what he would do if he was in charge of Israel)

And if I were incharge there the question of palestinians would've been settled a long time by harsh military action, they tickle these people, when they should be wiping them out for all the blood shed they've caused.



undercoversierraconfederate, Yahoo Messenger 34 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25730

Book of Genesis. You too easily dismiss this book. You should give it a try. One thing's for sure it wasn't written by wandering tribesmen in the desert. It could be the true history of earth, if you gave it a chance. I have some mathematical data on the Hebrew it was written in which demonstrates it was not possible for any human being to think it up. In fact all the computing power in the world would be needed to come up with what is written in it, and that might not be enough.


Ian McNaught, Creationism and Pseudoscience (Creationists' E-Mail Messages section) 33 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Laurel
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Quote# 25729

WOW!


In speaking with a Christian today...SOMETHING was pointed out to me concerning Radical islam and those who practice killing in the name of their god. Apparently, this was prophesied by Jesus himself and COULD very well be a sign of the End times.


I WAS quoted this verse:

These things have I spoken unto you, that ye should not be offended.
Jhn 16:2 They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.
Jhn 16:3 And these things will they do unto you, because they have not known the Father, nor me.
Jhn 16:4 But these things have I told you, that when the time shall come, ye may remember that I told you of them. And these things I said not unto you at the beginning, because I was with you.


These words were spoken over 2,000 years ago when no Liberals existed to twist them and turn them into lies. Now, *IF one believes in a god they MUST take this seriously, because AS of now the U.S.> has *1* in *5* Muslims who feel suicide bombings are justified in the name of religion. AND perhaps it is time for liberals to SERIOUSLY examine their wretched souls.

purr-chase, The eBay Town Square 13 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25728

The End of the World as We Know It

What with abortion as the birth control of choice and the low birth rates for white or european women, our world population is taking an incredible turn. In the near future, france, germany, and england will see the largest percentage of their population will be middle-eastern, asian, and carribean.

The U.S. is currently going through a browning as our hispanic population swells and our caucasian population shrinks.

The last bastions for the caucasion race is canada and scandinavia, but even those locations are not immune.

This will change many features of our current social constructs, particularly the economic, religious, and political.

Hang on, things are about to get really different.

What do you think about the pending changes this difference in growth rates will bring about?

EL KABONG, Myspace 57 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25724

(Referring to this museum - http://www.scienceagainstevolution.org/v6i3f.htm)

Tell me, where is the convincing case for Evolution?

And I quote:
"So, instead of the expected human family tree, there is a hole in a wall where a child can place his or her head and look at a mirror. The mirror shows the child at a birthday party with all his or her ape ancestors. Then the child is told that gIt was a great party, but only a few survived.h

PATHETIC!

F1Ace, CARM 7 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 25721

Interestingly, evolutionary atheists find it difficult to deal with the fact that an EVENT either occurred or did not occur. For example, Jesus walking on water. It either 1) occurred 2) did not occur

If it did not occur, then gospel writers either 1) lied 2) hallucinated
However a difficulty with 2) is that mass hallucinations not possible. So this leaves you with option 1) i.e. gospel writers lied.

The other option is that the walking on water did occur. I believe this.

There is no scope for evolution from nothing here. Clear logical reasoning shows these as the possibilities.

In another thread, one guy denied Jesus ever existed. That is a convenient way out. But that still implies gospel writers lied.And historical evidence destroys the claim Jesus never existed- I wonder what other historical figures that poster denies, and why?

scarlets79, CARM 26 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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