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Prolotario #wingnut #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The UFC 250 Celebration: The Public Initiation Symbolic 1776 Covenant Renewal

Biblical Foundations – The Covenant Renewal No One Saw Coming

Let’s cut the theological fluff. This moment screams 2 Chronicles 7:14 like a battle cry: “If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.” Trump reading those verses in April wasn’t theater for evangelicals it was a formal invocation of the original 1776 covenant. The people returning to higher jurisdiction before the storm hits.

Jubilee Mathematics in Plain Sight

Leviticus 25 lays out the reset every 50 years: debt cancellation, land return, slaves freed, systems realigned. 2026 marks exactly 250 years from 1776 5 full Jubilees. 5 × 50 = 250. That’s not numerology woo; it’s harmonic precision embedded in creation itself. Schumann resonance spikes, planetary grid realignments, and frequency harmonics that secret societies have tried to weaponize for centuries now flip in favor of restoration. The math doesn’t lie. The debt bondage system reaches its mathematical expiration date, and the Republic is calling in the note.

Why This Matters – Justice, Banking, Republic Reformation

Justice: Federal pardons for Giuliani, Powell, Eastman, and crew wipe only federal liability. State and local hammers remain. California’s ballot h--------g vulnerabilities 43k swings tied to homeless ops in LA become SCOTUS targets. Once ruled unconstitutional, the pardoned assets face state AGs and DAs with no shield. Fulton County patterns, Maricopa anomalies, and fresh California visuals create the undeniable chain. The network’s own tools (Willis-style prosecutors, Flynn-adjacent cutouts) get positioned for the fall. Trump’s long game sets them up beautifully.

Shekina Rose #magick #ufo #elitist eraoflight.com

Beloved Blue Ray,

You may have spent much of your life feeling different, as though you never quite belonged to this world. You have always felt deeply. You hear what is not spoken. You sense what others cannot see.
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The Angelic Blue Rays are ancient souls who came to Earth as emissaries of peace, healing, and Divine remembrance. Many are gentle empaths, healers, artists, musicians, visionaries, Codes carries, and sacred heart beings who carry frequencies of higher consciousness within their energy field.

Blue Rays often awaken later in life after years of feeling hidden, overlooked, or misunderstood. Their path has not been about recognition but about quietly anchoring love, compassion, and higher frequencies into the collective consciousness.

You arrived with a sacred mission. You carry within you the sacred codes of light. You did not come here to impose change but to embody it. You did not come to battle darkness but to transcend the darkness within your lineage, your life experiences, and the old patterns that no longer serve your soul.

You came to become a pure expression of who you truly are—an angelic divine human in form. And without being afraid of who you are.

As you awaken to your authentic essence, you naturally give others permission to remember theirs. Through your presence, your courage, and your light, others begin to remember who they truly are.
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The Angelic Blue Rays carry the frequencies of the Divine Feminine, compassion, harmony, sacred sound, healing, and unity. Many feel a profound connection with the Angels, Archangel Michael, Mother Mary, Mary Magdalene, the rose, the sacred waters, nature, and the celestial realms. Music, frequency, and vibration are often part of their soul language.

At this sacred time of planetary awakening, the Blue Rays are being called forward. The waiting is over. Your voice matters. Your presence matters. Your healing matters. Your love matters.

JayDreamerZ #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy truthmafia.com

So lots of volcanic activity. This is what I’m sensing. This is what I’m feeling is more and more of these things happening. And I’m gonna tell you why I believe it’s happening. The Earth’s going through electromagnetic, specifically magnetic fluctuations, and they’re being called gravitational anomalies or whatever.

The Earth’s own magnetic field holds down. It holds back masses of amounts, massive amounts of gas down in the Hollow Earth, down in Sheol or Tartarus or the underworld, etcetera, way deep down inside of the Earth, okay, There is a separator between us and the Hollow Earth. That separator is invisible in nature, but it’s a force field, and it’s basically magnetic. In nature, that strong magnetic field holds gases in, and when it goes through fluctuations, it opens up, and those gases are allowed to burp up into our world, and they come up in these places and they will release up into the heavens and more, they contribute more to atmospheric pressure, and it makes it easier for things to ionize and combust.
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They’re just going up there like normal astronauts do, and they come right back down. This has nothing to do with the moon. This was supposed to be the moon landing mission. They delayed it once again, I’m telling you, they’re not going to land on the moon. They’re going to blow up the firmament.

They’re going to blow up what causes the moon to exist in our sky, which is a portion of the firmament that I call the apex Dome. Next up, more meteors.
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Because the dome above us that’s falling apart at the seams right now had a diameter and a mass of 5.6 metric tons and entered Earth’s atmosphere at roughly 42,000 miles an hour. Right? So a giant freaking blob of iron, an iron rock is coming into the Earth’s atmosphere at 42,000 miles an hour. Then it just slows down and burns up or whatever and it explodes in the sky anyways.You’re gonna see way more strange lights in the sky and stuff. People are gonna start talking about the alien.

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt #racist #wingnut fight.fudgie.org

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt critique Western immigration policies, citing a beheading in Belfast as proof of the "Great Replacement" and arguing that diversity weakens societies. They condemn open borders, linking high foreign-born populations to crime and cultural decay while demanding mass deportations and Nuremberg-style trials for politicians enabling these trends. Bush attacks Maine's socialist experiment and drug policies, whereas Evitt promises South Carolina tax elimination and judicial reform. Ultimately, the episode frames current societal fractures as inevitable consequences of failed multiculturalism and demands a radical return to strict sovereignty and traditional values.

Nury Vittachi #conspiracy #dunning-kruger fridayeveryday.com

[From “New docs reveal what really happened in Beijing, 1989”]

NEWLY UNEARTHED DOCUMENTS today reveal what really happened in Tiananmen Square, Beijing, in 1989[…]
And they provide the most detailed account yet about one of the biggest hoaxes in modern history—one so successful that the perpetrators, an ocean away, later boasted on YouTube of being “the ghosts in the machine” who were “pulling the strings”[…]
Key points:

* There was no “Tiananmen Square massacre” in 1989;
* US units started training Chinese protesters in 1988;
* Their cover was a NED-financed “magazine publishing” group in Beijing;
* The CIA provided well-equipped offices for anti-government activists;
* US military psyops specialists trained protesters to escalate street battles;
* The US gave places in top universities such as Harvard and Princeton to co-operative student leaders;
* The fake “Tiananman Square massacre” narrative was emerging in late May;
* After June 4, the fictional story of the “Tiananmen Square massacre” (10,000 killed as soldiers machine-gunned students) was distributed by US, UK and Australian diplomats;
* But many consul staff and journalists knew the massacre never happened before the end of the first week
* British Ambassador Alan Donald disowned his debunked “10,000 massacred in Tiananmen Square” allegation, but AFP, BBC, DW, HKFP and other media continue to push it

SOURCES

The documents on which this report is based were gathered by a group of Hong Kong people working with the present writer. The documents were not stolen or hacked. They are technically public access, but are not easy to find and assemble, which is why the full story has not been told before

The material reveals the existence of a generously financed operation involving the CIA, the National Endowment for Democracy, researchers in protest escalation, and a US Army specialist in psychological warfare, or PSYOPS. Some of their documents are or have been public access

Hitesh Goenka #quack #crackpot amazon.com

‘‘When my father told me to study as much as possible, do a PhD…I bet he didn’t mean for me to become a piss heavy drinker.’

The author has tremendously improved his ability to deal with two dozen symptoms of migraines and fibromyalgia by utilising Shivambu (aka urine) in various ways. He shares his experiences so you may benefit physically and mentally. The practical insights will help you deal with life's constraints and start this therapy without hiccups.

You will discover…

Fairy tales about Shivambu:

A waste product
Toxic in nature and disgusting
Never be discussed with anyone
Never be drunk even during dehydration
Stinks
Unhygienic


The author brings four years of experience to tell you otherwise and helps you with…

The reality of Shivambu:

Should be taught at school
Should be taught at home
Essential to life
A holistic medicine
Diet decides the colour and smell of Shivambu
Provides instant energy, more than any food you have ever had
Helps in digestion
Can’t be marketed by anyone for personal gain

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho lgbtqnation.com

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld yesterday defended maggots being fed to detainees at the Delaney Hall Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention facility in Newark, New Jersey. A majority of the detainees there have not been convicted of any crimes but are being held as part of a “civil” legal process

During an installment of the Fox News discussion program The Five, Gutfeld noted that Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) recently visited the facility and said that food portions given to detainees were small. Co-host Jessica Tarlov then noted that Nadler also said the portions often contained maggots

“Yeah, but it’s in small portions,” Gutfeld said, later adding, “Maggots or not, the food is dietitian approved,” and “Who cares if there are maggots?”[…]
Other commenters noted that a dietitian is a credentialed healthcare professional who determines that meals meet specific health, nutritional, or medical standards, and that such professionals rarely witness all meals being served at a facility in-person; they often just look over a menu of planned ingredients to assess it. Also, no dietitian would ever approve a meal with maggots on it since the fly larvae often feed on rotting or improperly stored meat, which is unsafe for human consumption

Americans Are Back #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon americansareback.com


There are three statuses that have always coexisted on American soil.
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The birthright status
American State National

The freeborn birthright status. Free, sovereign, and independent. Operating on the land and soil jurisdiction. Claims constitutional guarantees and protections as the Secured Party Creditor of this country. Nationals are not obligors of U.S. Bonds, U.S. Bills, or U.S. Notes i.e. debt and instead exerts exemptions.

The first foreign status
U.S. Citizen / British Territorial Citizen

A voluntary foreign status for those loyal to the British Crown. The status most Americans have been enrolled into at birth — without disclosure, without consent. U.S. Citizens are the actual obligors of debt; as citizens they have an obligation to pay that debt.

The second foreign status
Citizen of the United States / Municipal Citizen

A second foreign status under the Municipal Government in Washington DC, operating under Roman Civil Law. Most Americans carry both foreign statuses simultaneously.
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The Constitution for the united States of America — note the exact name, which differs from what most Americans were taught — is a document of dual nature. It is both a trust document and the articles of incorporation of a unique inheritance. Learning it as a trust changes how everything else is read. The Preamble fulfills the requirements necessary to establish a trust. It identifies the Grantors, the Statement of Purpose, the Grantees, the Statement of Intent, the Written Indenture, and the name of the entity being created. The founders followed the common law of England — stretching back a thousand years — in structuring this document so that it would have the force of ageless law. The founders' intent was to secure and pass on the sovereignty of the people to the people of future generations of Americans, in perpetuity. That sovereignty — the standing of the people as the source of governmental authority rather than its subjects — is what state national status reclaims.

For God and Country #wingnut msn.com

Woke factory means, no moral values, entitled to anything they have not earned, freedom means vandalism, no patriotism or pride in your country and although this has not worked in any part of the world, woke means leaving in a socialist society for free.

PITT Parents #transphobia pittparents.com

Frickin’ get me off this roller coaster’s big highs and lows.
I’m almost getting whiplash every time it stops and goes.
Every time her mood gets better, mine will quickly follow.
Every time she says dumb crap, my soul in pain will wallow.

“That guy is so dang hot, I think I’d like to marry him…
I believe that prancing ponies will be the next big thing.”
My mental health recuperates right there on the spot,
and hope shoots through my weary veins like COVID-19 shots.

But then she says she hates her body, and she hates her hair.
She chops her lovely locks off like my heart’s not even there.
She tries to rewrite history to fit her twisted script.
I feel that, as a parent, I am very ill-equipped.

But then she pulls a U-turn, and she turns ‘round on a dime,
and she reminds her mommy that she’s forever mine.
She kisses me and whispers that she loves her dad and me.
I hold her close and tell her that she will always be

our baby girl who dances, who loves Pinkie Pie and peach.
I remind her that her childhood dreams aren’t yet out of reach.
I say we’ll always love her, and we surely always will.
But get me off this dumb contraption and its cursed hills!

Susana Garrido #homophobia twitter.com

males are naturally unappealing, for that most straight women are asexual and base their "attraction" in personality and other non-sexual related things. the only people that "appreciate the natural male form" are traumatized and groomed gay men who were sexually abused as boys

Tatsuya Ishida #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “April 16, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 125”]

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Panel 1: a 1950s man man smoking a pipe is watching a TV ad from Ford: “The new Ford Deluxe V-8”
Panel 2: from the ad, a man is driving a black car while the voice over says “85 horse power engine, hydraulic brakes, 3 speed transmission”
Panel 3: th narrator continues with “Sleek”, “Stylish” and “Anti-Semitic”; meanwhile the back of the car is depicted with a license plate reading “ITSTHEJEWS”
Panel 4: back to the man of Panel 1, who reacts with “Based” while the tagline reads “Shut up and take my money”

Anna Paige/Jeremy Bartlett #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy thecosmicswitchboard.com

Anna Paige returns to The Cosmic Switchboard. She had previously appeared as Anna P. Anna goes into detail about recent articles she’s written about Hosted People, Trauma as a means to create organic portals in trauma victims, Interdimensional attachments and dark entities. Anna has had many paranormal experiences and was married to two different guys who were hosted by malevolent entities. Anna explains how her personal history of abuse, mediumship and a lifelong fascination with the paranormal led her to write a series of articles on reptilian and demonic hosting. She connects the host concept across Christian possession, shamanic attachment, UFO research on Dracos and Tillions, and modern psychology of trauma, showing how consciousness can be hijacked and why abusive personalities often become vessels for darker entities.
In Part 2, Anna and James do a deep dive the paranormal, spiritual interference in relationships and in everyday life and much more. Anna describes the lived experience of hosted abusers, from blackened eyes to violent eruptions, and expands the discussion to societal scales – food‑industry rituals, vaccine additives, 5G frequencies and genetic manipulation that she believes amplify entity attraction. She warns of a growing cultural collapse, the lack of a mass awakening, and the urgent need for unified awareness to counter what she sees as an accelerating, entity‑driven crisis.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy zetatalk.com

The alien presence has been denied from the start, due to the elite wanting the status quo to continue. In short, they wanted the public to view them as powerful, so that any presence such as the UFOs seen in the skies could not win in a confrontation. The CIA in particular led this campaign, encouraging Hollywood and support groups to present the view that an invasion would be tried, but would fail as the movies Independence Day and War of the Worlds portrayed.
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The Alien Presence has also been a force for good, in that we the Zetas have worked with the US Junta to prevent terrorism. Our caveat has been that the public should be allowed to be given access to ZetaTalk, thus the placement of ZetaTalk by Wiki. Repressing public interest in ZetaTalk has been in a battle with those wanting truth and honesty to prevail. President Trump wants the truth out, seeing a partnership between good hearted aliens and humans as the outcome, while the financial system fears this loss of control and wants continuing suppression.

The coverup is running a losing battle due to the Council of Worlds interest in Disclosure. The Council also wants the public to be made aware of the pending Nibiru Passage. In that ZetaTalk has been intrinsically linked to Nibitu from the start in 1995, increased visibility of Nibiru can only bring attention to ZetaTalk, which has an almost perfect accuracy track record. Thus as Nibiru is given greater visibility by the Council, this translates to greater interest in ZetaTalk as a message from benign aliens.
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Large debris in the tail of Nibiru will waft the Earth during this year of the Passage and can do more than create bolides. If they do not burn up in Earth’s atmosphere they can survive to land on Earth or whatever large object such as the Moon or Mars they are flung against, creating craters and high tides. When the debris contains enough Petrol to be set afire when encountering oxygen, the debris can explode, as the Boston boom shows.

distressed parent #transphobia #conspiracy pittparents.com

[Replying to the parent of a deceased transgender son]

And how utterly awful for your sons to eulogize your daughter with the incorrect pronouns. The "trans" horror preys on the family in insidious gut-wrenching ways. It's prompted me to consider the possibility of an outside evil force. Or maybe, humans just can be stupid and terrible. My bitterness is another aspect of what the "trans" horror does to people.

The Real Ismael Perez #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

In a world filled with shifting geopolitical landscapes and whispers of clandestine activities, a recent discussion hosted by The Real Ismael Perez has brought two provocative, albeit unconventional, themes to the forefront: the hidden ancestral roots of world leaders and the race by global elites to prepare for a cataclysmic cosmic event.
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Perhaps the most startling claim presented is the assertion of a secret bloodline link between former First Lady Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. According to the intelligence briefings cited, both figures are believed to share a common paternal Romanov lineage—a bloodline widely considered “extinct” following the Bolshevik Revolution.

The narrative suggests that this connection is not merely a historical curiosity but a cornerstone of a massive geopolitical operation. The goal? To dissolve traditional imperial structures in favor of federated superstate regions. Proponents of this theory argue that a North American Federation and a Russian Federation are being positioned as the primary pillars of a restructured, globalized reality.

While geopolitical maneuvers occupy the headlines, the discussion pivots to a more existential threat that has the ultra-wealthy scrambling: the “Solar Flash.”

Unlike the common solar flares reported by space agencies, this event is described as a massive, multidimensional energy wave. According to the transcript, this isn’t just a weather event—it is a consciousness-altering phenomenon. The warning is clear: for those who believe that a deep-earth bunker is the ultimate survival strategy, there is a rude awakening ahead. The energy wave is said to penetrate the Earth’s very crystalline and electromagnetic structures, effectively neutralizing traditional technological infrastructure.
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So, what should we do to prepare for a shift of this magnitude? The narrative shifts from fear-based survivalism to a focus on spiritual detox and consciousness expansion.

William Henry #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot amazon.com

Since 1996, William Henry has been courageously establishing and documenting his revolutionary connection between the original Christianity, stargates and the ascension of humanity into beings of light. His goal has been to recover the authentic teaching of Jesus about how we can transform ourselves into beings of pure light (and love), open a stargate and beam ourselves home.

The Secret of Sion represents the culmination of William’s unique search in Gnostic literature and sacred art that maps the path, called the Way of Light, that leads to the gate of heaven. His quest led him ‘through the worm hole’ where he peered into the promised land of Sion, a place at the center of our galaxy that is inhabited by ascended humans.


The Secret of Sion reveals:

* Jesus is an avatar of a race or tribe of advanced and wise humans, called Perfect Light Humans, who dwell at the center of our galaxy and travel via wormhole to and from this cosmic center.

* Jesus will return the same way he left…via stargate.

* Members of the race of Perfect Light Humans have remained on earth for thousands of years. They are the most ancient of aliens.

* The Magi are representatives of the Perfect Light Humans.

* Encoded within ascension art is a Stargate technology called ‘the Kit’. It includes the Star Crown (of Rose Thorns), a mysterious anointing oil and a robe of light called the Beaming Garment.

* The Kit is periodically reassembled in preparation for the return of the Avatars of Sion.

* Sion is rising and with it a new, new world order.

* The connection between the Mayan image of the serpent rope from the center of the galaxy and Christian Last Judgement art that shows a serpent linking earth and the Throne of God.

The old ways, the old days are over. Humanity is crossing a threshold and emerging into the light of Sion. It’s time to put our fear behind us and embrace the Way of Light. It’s time to reveal The Secret of Sion.

Pete Hegseth and J D Vance #crackpot #psycho #racist bbc.com

US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticised European nations over migration for allowing what he described as an "invasion" on their shores, during a D-Day anniversary speech in France.

Hegseth was speaking in Normandy 82 years after allied forces stormed French beaches to liberate Nazi-occupied north-western Europe in 1944.

"Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies," Hegseth said. "Beaches in Spain, in Italy, in Greece and Bulgaria. Boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion?"

Migration has become a major political issue across Europe, with parties supporting hardline immigration policies surging in the polls.

Hegseth's comments mark a further criticism of European migration policy by senior members of the Trump administration.

On Friday, US Vice-President JD Vance blamed the death of the 18-year-old British student Henry Nowak, who was fatally stabbed last year in Southampton by Vickrum Digwa, on the "mass invasion of migrants" and said the "only response" was "righteous anger".

Downing Street responded by criticising "people trying to interfere in our democracy," adding that the Nowak family had "said they do not want his death to be used to create further division".

The Crown Prosecution Service has confirmed that Digwa was born British.

John Horvat II #fundie #magick #conspiracy returntoorder.org

One is struck by the great diversity of topics in Pope Leo XIV’s first encyclical, Magnifica humanitas. Mention of human dignity, dehumanization, just war theory, social justice and transhumanism are significant yet abstract subjects.

They are very theoretical and do not address how AI affects the lives of Catholics.
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The daily struggle to overcome the devil, the flesh and the world does not figure into this document, which takes an anthropological and naturalistic approach that most faithful find hard to understand.

For real Catholics who still believe in the devil, it is time to look at some very concrete and practical questions about AI left unanswered in the encyclical.
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Perhaps it is better just to state the problem outright: Does the influence of AI threaten the salvation of souls? Can AI serve as a medium for temptation and perdition? Catholics need to know whether there can be something beyond the interplay of electronic impulses within AI.
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The devil can make use of matter to influence people. He cannot create matter, but he can manipulate, move or attach himself to it. Thus, he can produce sounds and light, and project images. He can affect nervous systems and cause sicknesses. He can manipulate what people see or perceive. This impact on matter is why Ouija boards, for example, facilitate dabbling in the occult.
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If it is admitted that the devil can manipulate existing matter, then some kind of demonic intervention is possible in chatbot conversations, the projection of images or the manipulation of perceptions. The systems can communicate temptations.

Indeed, if the devil caused noises like those that kept the Curé of Ars awake at night, transmitted via sound waves, why not electronic impulses via fiber-optic cables?
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Catholics in the real world who still believe in the devil are left to their own devices. The devil dares not be mentioned, since alerting people to his nefarious influence is so contrary to the spirit of these wicked times.

Russel Brand #quack #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Russell Brand and Jonathan Otto dissect alleged pharmaceutical deception regarding COVID-19 vaccines, claiming manipulated VAERS data hid risks like cardiac death while linking shots to seven major cancers. They pivot to unproven alternatives, with Otto promoting urine therapy containing 100 million stem cells for prostate cancer remission and red light therapy at 630 nanometers for lymphoma. Despite Brand's skepticism about the practices' validity and taste, the segment concludes by offering promotional codes for devices, suggesting a shift toward alternative medicine driven by distrust in dominant medical systems.

Smash JT #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #transphobia twitter.com

This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans.
They know what they’re doing.

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit.

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My point being made is ignored in the Community Note.
@elonmusk this is not what community notes are for.

Wokies mad people noticed how the game industry was co-opted and are now insidiously pushing their agenda everywhere they can.

This is bisexual lighting.

Compare the two:

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Carl’s Bakery & Coffee Shop #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie valleynewslive.com

A Minnesota business is launching a monthlong “nuclear family” celebration in June — a move organizers say is meant to highlight what they view as a traditional model of family life, and one that comes as communities across the country mark LGBTQ+ Pride Month

In a social media post, Carl’s Bakery & Coffee Shop in Granite Falls said the promotion is a response to what it describes as “perilous and tumultuous times” in the United States, citing economic concerns, distrust in institutions, a declining national birthrate, and what it sees as a breakdown in relationships between generations

“Rather than fixating on these woes, we would like to focus our attention on what we believe both nature’s law and nature’s God reveal as the primary building block for any great society: the nuclear family,” the statement said

The bakery said it’s joining “in solidarity” with supporters in Tennessee and plans to highlight what it describes as a traditional family structure[…]
The bakery plans to introduce weekly specials throughout the month of their “nuclear family” campaign

KatistheSea3/Q The Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

All eyes are on the fraudulent California Elections taking place right now.

L.A. Mayoral candidate, Spencer Pratt, posted “Patience.”

Anons know this is all a “show” & the “bad guys” have ALREADY been caught, but this is for the people who aren’t yet AWAKE to all the corruption & fraud in California or everywhere else for that matter!!

6-5-26 Q The Storm Rider @ Patreon UPDATE:

“Trump/Pentagon are running ops in Africa, the Congo & a bunch of African countries are running coups.. Militaries flipping & working behind the scenes with the U.S. MIL, getting weapons & new tech connected to satellites from Musk’s X & USSF & they’re doing counter-intelligence.. Trump is putting out comms he’s getting ready to go after Cuba..

“LTC TULSI GABBARD.. before she leaves DNI will EXPOSE a lot of CA CORRUPTION.. THIS NEW ELECTION FRAUD GOING ON NOW.. TX AFTER THAT.. Trump/US Military want Tulsi to leave clean so later, as Roger Stone, Trump’s close friend, verified, THEY WANT TULSI TO BE POTUS.. MIL Tribunals already going in CA, HI..

“SUSIE WILES is leaving, her job is done. Like Pam Bondi, Kash Patel & even Tulsi Gabbard, they all contacted people around the world who wanted to flip, leave their countries & come to the U.S. safely & now they’re being protected..

Brother Nathanael #racist #fundie #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy realjewnews.com

The Protocols Fit Today!

“It fits what’s happening today,” said Henry Ford Sr.

He was talking about “The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.”

And he saw it unfolding right before his very eyes.

As Jewish kids we were forbidden to read it.

But kids find ways to break what’s forbidden just to find out why.

The book with so many layers of intrigue was too much for me as a kid.

But today, like Henry Ford, “it fits.”

What crystalizes in my mind about the Protocols, are the stages of world domination that World Jewry is pursuing.

Stage 1

Control Of Money

Private Jewish banks in Germany, France, England, Sweden, Switzerland, and last, America with the Federal Reserve—The FED—have set up Central Banks which counterfeit money…legally.
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Stage 2

Control Of Politicians

This stage has a double module, ‘media’ and ‘campaign coffer.’
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Stage 3

Destruction Of The Church

This is a three-pronged attack.

First attack the mores of The Church by subverting honorable marriage and instead promote sexual perversion.

Rachel Levine is the visual meme, the Jewish power gleans.

That it’s okay to distort one’s sexual identity and physical attributes.

Second, attack the youth through the schools, especially to hate their race, the White Race, which historically has opposed Jewish dominance.

Third, infiltrate The Church with evangelical Israel lovers—an anti-Christ state—and with partisans of homosexuality.

Pull the stages together:

Control Of Money,
Control of Politicians,
Control Of The Church,
and you got a recipe for World Domination.

The demographics are there.

World Jewry runs a tight trading, economic, religious, jurisprudence, and academic network globally.

It’s not too late to put the brakes on Jewish World Domination.

I think the noticing has already begun.

Speaker Mike Johnson #fundie #forced-birth twitter.com

(in response to an influencer deciding to have an abortion because of Down’s Syndrome)

In 29 days, we will celebrate the 250th birthday of our exceptional nation, which became the greatest of all because we were the first to declare the self-evident truth that all people are created equal by God.

Not “born equal.” We are “CREATED equal.”

Because God made us all in His image, it means EVERY SINGLE PERSON has inestimable DIGNITY and VALUE—and our value is not related in any way to the color of our skin, what zip code we live in, what our talents are, our health condition, or any other factor. Our value is inherent, because it is given to us by our loving Heavenly Father.

When a culture devolves to the point of depravity where “influencers” can go online and so casually dismiss the deliberate murder of their own precious child, the survival of that culture itself is at risk.

God have mercy on our nation as we pray and work for an end to this evil, for hearts and minds to change, and for a renewed understanding of the self-evident truths and the sanctity of all human life.

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you.” (Jeremiah 1:5)

Barry Scott Zellen #wingnut #crackpot #mammon americanthinker.com


When President Donald J. Trump first spoke about acquiring Greenland years ago, the media laughed. They couldn't see the big picture. Just as the critics of 1867 mocked "Seward’s Folly" before Alaska proved to be a geopolitical masterstroke, the establishment failed to understand Trump's profound Sewardian vision. They didn't comprehend the vast, untapped wealth under the ice or the incredible strategic value of that geography. Today, the world sees that Trump was entirely right. But we aren't looking to buy islands anymore. We are looking to make deals that unleash freedom and secure the American hemisphere.
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This deep-seated, manufactured dependency blocks Greenland from fully healing and independently stepping onto the world stage. Meanwhile, American technology and defense companies are ready to invest billions of dollars to responsibly extract Greenland’s massive deposits of critical minerals and rare earth elements. These are the exact materials we need to build our future, power our military, and eliminate our supply chain dependence on China.
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Under such a deal, Greenland will gain total domestic independence. Greenlanders will keep their culture, their land, their flag, and their distinct identity. In return, the United States military will provide an ironclad security guarantee, installing an advanced aerospace missile shield—Golden Dome—to protect our shared northern skies from hostile powers, boldly following a path of innovative Arctic megaprojects.
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This isn't about empire building; it’s about empire breaking. We are offering Greenlanders a seat at the table, as partners, fulfilling our bold vision for continental security. Our allies in Europe and our neighbors in Canada have nothing to fear from a free Nuuk. A secure, self-funded, independent Greenland will act as a permanent anchor of peace and stability in the global North.

It's a smart deal, a beautiful deal, and a necessary deal for our national and hemispheric security.

Christian Fundmentalist parents #fundie #crackpot #psycho salon.com

Authoritarianism, creates a rigid power hierarchy and demands unquestioning obedience. In major theistic religions, this hierarchy has a god or gods at the top, represented by powerful church leaders who have power over male believers, who in turn have power over females and children. Isolation or separatism,is promoted as a means of maintaining spiritual purity. Evangelical Christians warn against being “unequally yoked” with nonbelievers in marriages and even friendships. New converts often are encouraged to pull away from extended family members and old friends, except when there may be opportunities to convert them. Fearof sin, hell, a looming “end-times” apocalypse, or amoral heathens binds people to the group, which then provides the only safe escape from the horrifying dangers on the outside. In Bible-believing Christianity, psychological mind-control mechanisms are coupled with beliefs from the Iron Age, including the belief that women and children are possessions of men, that children who are not hit become spoiled, that each of us is born “utterly depraved”, and that a supernatural being demands unquestioning obedience.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #ufo #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

Unicorns griffins mermaids fairies and giants were all a part of the former world
The so called volcanic mounds of Cappadocia in Turkey was a gnome village
Southern South America was the Regione de Giganti – the region of the giants
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It was an electrically intensified world
Sea creatures grew to tremendous size and attacked ocean faring vessels
Great walls were built to keep very large animals and huge insects out

Animals such as birds and lizards got really big and are today portrayed as dinosaurs
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There were 12 recorded supernovas
Stars are reflections of light and do not explode so they were something else
Heavenly chariots were depicted as fighting each other

Wonderful serpents were seen in the sky
Which were undulating plasma filaments

The Septemtrio is displayed on various old maps in the Arctic Circle
It is a row of 7 plasma volcanoes

These are the 7 hills in the Book of Revelation
And the 7 trumpets
The 7 thunders that sound off
The 7 bowls of wrath
The 7 plagues
The 7 seals
And the 7 churches of Asia
Asia was the former name of this area of the Arctic

The Septemtrio are lodestone mountains in the Arctic above Greenland
The main one – the Polus Magnetis is centered on the north pole
Which branches up into the Tartar – the Tree of Trees
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Underground bio labs were established
Wild boars were implanted with human DNA and became pigs
That is why pigs have high IQs
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As Gaia regenerates and increases its charge
Humans are changing
Two glands are developing in the throat
And another pineal gland in the back of the head

Mitochondria in our cells are flashing
And we are becoming more luminous

Data Centers are more than just for surveillance
They will act as holding cells for our souls

As souls try and depart this realm
They are captured by electromagnetic devices

Once ones consciousness is firmly held
It is connected to the Cloud Server
Then transferred to a synthetic silicon body

This last ditch effort of theirs is to make us autoton robots
Receiving its signal from the AI powered grid

James Dobson #wingnut #homophobia #fundie drjamesdobson.org

Talarico is adamant that he is a Christian—he is a Presbyterian seminarian. But he is not alone in his attempt to hijack the Gospel of Jesus Christ for a Marxist, anti-life, anti-family agenda.

Democrat Governor Andy Beshear of Kentucky has managed to confuse voters and get elected governor by using the same approach. He cited the Golden Rule and the parable of the Good Samaritan to justify vetoing legislation protecting children from mutilating transgender surgeries. He told The View, “My faith teaches me that all children are children of God, and I didn’t want people picking on those kids.”3

When some churches started flying LGBTQ flags outside the sanctuary, they said, “Our God is a God of love.” That’s true. But we cannot ignore what God says about marriage and sexual immorality.

678hump #enbyphobia #transphobia youtube.com

I agree with the speech policing by private companies has ruined discourse like text msgs ruined spelling. I miss Jim but I heard he was unalived by a group of mentally ill individuals referred to as THEY/THEM and now some haggard beast named Stephanie replaced the man in the black suit. I just don't like this channel berating us all about acceptance when tolerance is all that is required of society. I would resub to this channel if the weird activism was separated from the gaming and business news/opinion and consumer advocacy. Cry about me being a bigot if you must. It won't help. Imperfect allies are necessary, however. Stephanie killed this channel, stop blaming Google for that one... It is WILD that I agree with the main point of this video but completely disagree with a lot of the major opinions of the creator and believe the person to be a bit mental. Selling a rainbow flag bag that says "GAYS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT" may be a bit of the acceptance problem. Damn this channel is gnarly in the worst way now.🤯

Anon #sexist #psycho lolcow.farm

Most of the problems we have in society is because we have a massive male surplus nowadays, which is highly unnatural. In a healthy more natural setting there are 5-10 women for every man. The bulk of low value men are supposed to be culled off before their 25th birthday through wars, fights, accidents, suicide, injuries that turn fatal etc. I don't know why we try to preserve moid lives by offering them modern medicine, draft dodging opportunities or suicide prevention, society would objectively be far better if most men were culled. Low value men offer nothing to society and are a massive financial and societal burden as well as a sexual and safety burden to women and girls. They are literal leeches.

Mike Braun and Rev. Micah Beckwith #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie thepinknews.com

Mike Braun issued the new proclamation on 1 June – the first day of LGBTQ+ Pride Month, no less – declaring that the month will celebrate the “nuclear family”

“As a father of four and grandfather of seven, I have seen firsthand the impact that loving, committed families can have across multiple generations,” he wrote in an X post with the proclamation attached

“As we approach America’s 250th anniversary, this proclamation recognises the important role families play in shaping the future of our state and our country. Indiana will continue supporting policies that strengthen families and help the next generation thrive”

The document itself says the nuclear family is “consisting of one husband, one wife, and any biological, adopted or fostered children, is God’s design for the family structure and has been the foundation of society since the creation of the world”[…]
Micah Beckwith, a pastor and the lieutenant governor of Indiana, went one step further by sharing an illustrated version of the proclamation on social media, with the title: “Take back the rainbow!”

Ben Shapiro #wingnut mediamatters.org

OK. Meanwhile, speaking of threats significantly closer to home, at least at this moment, New York — Zohran Mamdani, Brad Lander, the pick by Zohran Mamdani for DSA in Congress, a person named Chevalier, and Valdez, all of these people are far lefties, aired an ad in an NBA finals game last night, game one of the NBA finals.
This is where we are right now, and this is why New York must lose. I know. I have a lot of fans and friends who are Knicks fans. But for the good of the United States, New York must lose. Because otherwise, you're going have these people celebrating. Here the ad.
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So, they put a political ad in the middle of the Knicks game — because it's so New York if you're in favor of of socialism.
So for the sake of America, the Knicks must lose.

Alexander Turok #racist datasecretslox.com

Imagine the following immigration policy, crafted by taking commonly cited objections to immigration at face value. It would include.

1. Open borders for white people, defined as anyone with 7/8ths or greater European ancestry, provable by genealogical records or a DNA test. (I imagine the latter would be commonly used in Latin America.) Justification: obvious.

2. Open borders for middle-Eastern Christians. Justification: they won’t sympathize with the Muslim world or other non-whites.

3. Open borders for Japanese and Koreans. Justification: proven ability to build wealthy, high-trust societies.

4. Open borders for Taiwanese and Hong Kongers who descend from those on the island before 1997. Justification: will be more likely than not to oppose America’s geopolitical enemy.

5. Open borders for non-black women willing to marry and have children with non-Leftist white American men. Justification: such women and their children are unlikely to be anti-white.

6. Immigration quotas for groups like Cubans, whose American co-nationals show a record of pro-capitalist, anti-ethnic bloc voting. Justification: allows people who will probably be good voters into the country, while allowing the flow to be cut off if the new immigrants turn out different from the old immigrants.

7. Immigration quotas for those unlikely to join any existing ethnic bloc-voting constituency or sympathize with geopolitical enemies (Sri Lankan Buddhists, Indonesian and Indian Christians, Yezidis, Indigenous Siberians, etc) Justification: weakens the existing ethnic blocs in the United States.

8. Immigration quotas for atheists in the Muslim world, with atheists of such origin be charged with selecting who will receive the spots and discovering fakers. Justification: while some fakers would slip through, most would be genuinely opposed to Islam and this would drain the Islamic world of human capital.

While you could protest that this agenda would not be politically popular and risks getting struck down as unconstitutional, it need not win any elections.

omw_68 #sexist themotte.org

Ultimately, the feminist concept of "objectification" is based on the idea that male desires are illegitimate or unimportant. From the feminist perspective, men are just supposed to serve women without asking for or expecting anything in return. Without having their own independent and legitimate desires.

In other words, the concept of "objectification" is itself rather objectifying.

In any event, "objectification" is like any other feminist concept in that it doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The actual core principles of feminism are (1) more goodies (money, power, status, etc.) for women; and (2) punishment and humiliation for men. Of course, feminists don't like to admit to themselves or others that there's is an ideology of naked selfishness and hate. So they come up with concepts like "objectification" to act as philosophical fig leaves.

Tony Perkins #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia washingtonstand.com

There’s something different about this June. There are fewer rainbows. No, I’m not talking about the sign of God’s covenant that appears in the sky after a storm. I’m talking about the rainbow flag that has become the symbol of Pride Month.
For years, June brought a predictable wave of corporate logos, advertising campaigns, themed merchandise, and public celebrations. Parents learned to pay closer attention to commercials in family programming, sports fans grew accustomed to Pride-themed uniforms and promotions, and many city streets became venues for often indecent displays at Pride parades.
This year is noticeably different. The symbols are not gone, but they are far less prominent. It’s premature to say Pride has fallen, but it is fair to say the appeal of Pride Month has faded.
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Here is why I believe this is more than a passing fad: corporate leaders and elected officials are responding to the people. For several years, parents refused to back down. They attended school board and city council meetings, despite being called domestic terrorists. They opposed policies involving boys in girls’ sports and mixed-sex bathrooms and locker rooms, and in many cases ran for office themselves. Across the country, they won seats, changed policies, and reshaped local government.
There are fewer rainbows this June. That alone does not mean the cultural debate is over. But it does suggest that millions of Americans who refused to surrender their convictions are beginning to see the impact of their perseverance. Parents and patriots are prevailing not through outrage, but through persistence.

Leo Lyon Zagami #crackpot #magick #ufo #wingnut amazon.com


A world-renowned authority on the occult side of the Vatican and the real Illuminati, Zagami is exposing for the first time, with the help of confidential documents and qualified sources, the secret plan of the elite for the establishment of a New Golden Age, built with the help of an alien AI aka Cyber Satan to enslave mankind and turn the elite into gods by 2030, before the inevitable divine retribution.

This extraordinary journey, divided into seven imaginary steps, will lead you bit by bit, like no one has done before, into the untold secrets of this increasingly dystopian reality the author branded: “New World Disorder.”

The author goes on to unveil in this book the Illuminati’s involvement with Transhumanism, their quest for immortality, the Codex Alimentarius, insect witchcraft, the shocking reality of cultured meat, and most of all, what Freemasonry and the Illuminati have been teaching in secret about Jesus, and the Gnostic heresies that will produce the Quantum Prince of Darkness that will enslave humanity.