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Quote# 33780

if ToE is taught as science I see no reason astrology couldn't as well.

supersport, CARM 43 Comments [1/18/2008 6:57:23 PM]
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Quote# 33773

Every single act of an unbeliever is intensely wicked, even those things we would call "charitable" or "noble."

Alex Sineath, Facebook 46 Comments [1/18/2008 6:41:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Higgs Boson
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Quote# 33757

[Abortion is evil...in your opinion.

And before you say it, you're not entitled to speak for God. You're entitled to speak for you. Nobody else.]

Sorry. Wrong again.

Read the Bible (hint, Mt. 28). I speak for GOD. Abortion is murder!

Stop the murder, or the hammer of GOD will drop on this nation.

ShieldOFaith, foru.ms 43 Comments [1/18/2008 6:34:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Moordryd
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Quote# 33766

My five year old had a dream 7 nights ago and she woke up screaming. I ran into her room and she said that this thing she calls the "mystery", jumped on her chest and it's eyes glowed and she could feel his nails digging in her neck and it was choking her. She said that she couldn't breathe and at first, couldn't even call my name. This seems very demonic. She cannot even sleep in her room.

My daughter only has these severely demonic dreams when my husband is in our office below her room playing the most popular online game in the world (he works for the company). He won't stop playing it in our house. I do not believe he is a true believer and this game delves into divination, sorcery, shamans, pagan stuff, etc.

Are we to pray directly to Christ to rebuke. I think that is what MacArthur says.

Please let me know too. My daughter is so scared. I used to pray in every room in our house. Is that ok?

Jewels, RaptureReady 75 Comments [1/18/2008 5:54:33 PM]
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Quote# 33768

Stalin wouldn't have committed those atrocities though if he was a pious Muslim or Christian, for example, because both of these religions state that murder is wrong.

hussein, Utopia Temple Forums 45 Comments [1/18/2008 12:31:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Apeiron
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Quote# 33706

In response to: Are you implying that death is unnatural?


I am indeed implying that death is unnatural. If you read the whole Bible, it starts out with no death, is plunged into death, and in Revelation (and throughout the NT and OT) describe no death again.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/images/v24/i1/p19_noDeath.jpg

Considering how it's such an exellent device for change, how do you reconcile the fact that most people fear death? Shouldn't anticipation of death have "evolved" if evolution is fact? Perhaps only "Takers" fear death and not "Leavers"? It would be an interesting survey; I don't have that data. I don't fear death, and I'd venture to say most "born-again" Christians do not either.

Buho, Quinn Forums 45 Comments [1/18/2008 2:44:34 AM]
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Quote# 33718

[...]
Stop begging your wife for forgiveness. Be a godly leader and tell your wife to forgive you and to submit to your godly leadership. If she says this is too hard, tell her welcome to the living the true Christian life is often a difficult battle club.
[...]

truthisfreedom, Every Man's Battle 64 Comments [1/18/2008 1:14:59 AM]
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Quote# 33700

In Genesis description there is no rain and everything is spring fed.

The surface of the ground is watered by dew.

The salty oceans are cause by rain and erosion dissolving salts from the soil which eventually contaminate the oceans.

At the time of the flood there was only fresh water.
Actually the time of the flood can be approximated by projecting how long it would take to bring a fresh water ocean to the current salt contamination level.

duordi, christianforums.com 35 Comments [1/18/2008 1:08:32 AM]
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Submitted By: blayz
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Quote# 33711

Cloning - how many people are aware that their DNA can be taken from them unknowingly and used to clone a twin of themselves? It's being done. A piece of hair taken from you while you are sleeping, or perhaps a blood sample from a hospital if you have had blood taken for any reason. Or even from an infant PKU test that is required before your mother can even take you home after your born (if you live in America). If you have ever been in a hospital they most likely have a sample of your DNA. And by having a sample of your DNA they can clone you. They can make an exact replica of you, a twin. Only this twin isn't created with a human soul but is used as a body for a demon to inhabit and possess and use for itself. And you wouldn't even know this clone exists.

Sherry Shriner, sherryshriner.com 91 Comments [1/17/2008 11:08:04 PM]
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Quote# 33671

Just like those who were members of the KKK who were in positions of law enforcement and who worked in the criminal justice system protected other KKK members who were brought before the criminal justice system for committing crimes against blacks, so too, homosexuals who are in those same positions protect their own when they are brought before the criminal justice system for having committed crimes against children and etc..

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 42 Comments [1/17/2008 4:09:23 PM]
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Quote# 33682

What's common between Ex-Christian atheists and pregnant men?

Easy. They don't exist.

Eric S. Pizarro, Facebook: 100,000,000 Christians Worship God! 74 Comments [1/17/2008 3:57:14 PM]
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Quote# 33678

There is no way on God's green earth that he made a mastake by making man like man, so you can't be born gay

Chris91, Witness of God Ministries 59 Comments [1/17/2008 2:47:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Taylor
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Quote# 33685

The biggest problem I have with Evolution is that it requires death long before Adam ate the fruit. How could God call that "good", let alone "very good"? Since death did not enter the world until the fall it isn't possible for this to be. Unless you rearrange and majorly reinterrperit the first Chapters of Genesis. Also, there is no way that "science" can give us all of the answers. If it could then there would be no need for faith. We would be able to get all of our answers by ourselves. I believe that God keeps many things a secret from us because (a) we can't understand, and (b) it is a part of his mystery whis is a part of his glory

Alaskadrifter, Christianity Board 45 Comments [1/17/2008 2:44:38 PM]
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Quote# 33663

I have reasoning that God exists. Think of it this way; say you wanted to prove there was no gold in China. To prove this you would have to search all of China for gold. On the other hand, if you wanted to prove there WAS gold in China you would only have to find one piece of gold in China and it would be true. In the same way, this is true with God. To be athiest and prove it, you must search the entire universe for God, but to be Christian, you need only one piece of evidence. This makes it more probable that God exists, then that he doesn't exist.

Non Christian scientists admit that there is a gap of time in our world, where they believe the earth stopped circling the sun for a certain amount of time. They figured this out by mathematical equations and other things I can't understand. Anyway, it is in the Bible that time stopped when the Israelites prayed to God, so that he would stop time, so that they could continue the battle they were in, and not have to stop when night fell and be slaughtered the next day. I believe God answered that prayer. In the book of Exodus (Second in the Bible), there are some things that are predicted to happen, because of Ishmael being born. It is predicted that the middle east will never find peace. Just read a newspaper and that one is answered.

Tanner Rose, Gamemaker Games 61 Comments [1/17/2008 2:28:40 PM]
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Quote# 33681

You can't [disprove the theory of evolution]. And it's not fair. If we have to disprove their science using science, then they should disprove our Bible using the Bible.

And their has been no person in history who has disproven the Bible. Those who have tried have all become Christians.

GuardianAngel44, Gaia Online 61 Comments [1/17/2008 5:32:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Natalie
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Quote# 33689

There is a boycott on the new one dollar coin because "In God we Trust" is missing from it. Do not accept it as change. Ask for a paper one dollar bill instead. If we all boycott this coin, we can force it out of circulation. We need to keep God in public life and this country must not forget God. Pass this around to your family and friends and email contacts.

Martin Carr, Battlecry 79 Comments [1/17/2008 3:40:11 AM]
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Quote# 33735

First, please publish also the original, it is much funnier in finnish + someone maybe able to give you guys better translation!

Situation: discussion on on-line forum this is pseudonym "elämä opettaa" and his answer to argument that said there is not a single evidence of God on the whole planet Earth and here is the quote:

"(In finnish) Mihin sinä sitten uskot, kun et usko mihinkään? Minun täytyy ensin tietää, mitä tarkoitat sanalla Jumala. Se ainakin on varmaa, että me käsitetään ihan eri asiaa sanalla ja silloin ei asia edisty.

Minulle on epäselvä ateistin jumala, miten se sen määrittelee, kun sillä ei ole Jumalaa?"

"(In English) What do You believe in, since You don´t believe in God? I must first know, what do You mean by a word God? One thing is for sure, we mean different things by it and therefore we can not make any progress in this subject.

It is not clear to me what is an atheist´s God, how does an atheist define his God since he has no God?"

It is very hard to beat that kind of logical thinking, don´t You agree?

pseudonym "elämä opettaa" (It´s an old finnish saying and it means something like "life will teach you a lesson" or "you´ll learn when you grow up", Finnish newspaper, Ilta-Sanomat on-line forum 38 Comments [1/17/2008 3:24:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Anonymous Finn
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Quote# 33662

Many years ago, my husband woke me up one night, gasping for breath and choking. HE WAS WIDE AWAKE. He kept saying, "get it off, get it off, it's choking me." We had, by that time, become haltingly proficient in "binding" demons because of the necessity foisted on us over the past year through various circumstances. Again, Praise Jesus, I was aware enough to immediately call on His name and watch Jesus (not Him, but the release) stop the attack.

Camfew, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [1/17/2008 3:04:18 AM]
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Quote# 33642

Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it.

Ben Jamin A Foote (Lansing / East Lansing, MI), Facebook 196 Comments [1/16/2008 2:41:33 PM]
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Quote# 33651

Marriage entitles sexual relations biblically. If the WIFE resists there could be PHYSICAL ABUSE CHARGES (yesterday), but not RAPE biblically because her body is NOT her own after marriage, but the husbands.

That's like saying you just STOLE something from a store that you legally had paid for in full.

Logic to the contrary is also proof that America has been feminized, sad, but true. Repent ye double minded.

Mr.Harvey, http://forums.crosswalk.com/ 136 Comments [1/16/2008 2:35:07 PM]
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Submitted By: mothworm
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Quote# 33633

[Carl Sagan died after three bone marrow transplants failed to restore his body’s ability to make blood sufficient to sustain life on earth].

Campus Preacher noted: God even had mercy on poor old Carl Pagan. He gave him bone cancer and time to think about it. It obviously didn’t work. Therefore we must conclude, that geniuses like Carl Pagan and others can (Richard Dawkins probably will) and do and did go to Hell.

Is Evolution v. Creation an issue in Hell?

On that subject. It looks like to me God also had mercy on Steven Hawking. God allowed/gave him ALS when he was 21 to get his attention. It didn’t work. Looks like Hawking will go to to Hell too.

Campus Preacher, CSE Blogs 139 Comments [1/16/2008 2:26:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Lucan
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Quote# 33620

Hey, me and my girlfriend have been trying much harder to witness to all of our friends and family. We both find it easier to witness to athiests, catholics, mormons, and some others similar to those, but we have the hardest time with some of her muslim friends. Her friends live in Sweden, and she mostly talks to them through instant messenger. She has been trying to just show them how a lot of the stuff in the Bible matches up with whats going on today, she's also talked about salvation through Jesus Christ, but she just keeps getting all kinds of rejections from them, saying were brain-washed, (when we know they in fact are)

Soljah4Christ, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [1/16/2008 12:41:13 PM]
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Quote# 33631

[I could be mistaken, but I don't think that any Muslim countries, even those with sharia laws, require one to be a Muslim, nor to pray at all, let alone a specified number of times per day.]

Man are you ever blind.. That comment is a personal insult to all who have died because of sharia laws.. Reading the bible is punishable by execution alone..

Christians are nearly extinct because of them. They are moving out of the middle east(which by the way is originally their land). So not only do christians have persecution from the Jews in Israel, but they have it from the Muslims from the other side..

Seriously, don't bring up something you know absolutly nothing about..

Renton405, Christian Forums 46 Comments [1/16/2008 11:47:33 AM]
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Quote# 33609

Hahahaha! save the Earth, no need to do that, God's going to burn it all up and create a new one anyways...

GQ Chris, Christian Forums 59 Comments [1/16/2008 12:22:31 AM]
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Quote# 33612

Humans did not evolve from monkeys, apes or any other creature. You know why?

Because there's a thing on the right side of your brain called the frontal lobe. That part of your brain registers time, intelligences,
and whats happening between you and other things, such as you know a persons
name, or you know the sun is going to
come up tomorrow, you know what death is.
It gives you an understanding of who you are and what other things are. It helps you to reason things out, weather good or bad and so on goes the list. No other creature on earth has a frontal lobe. You could point a gun at any creature and it doesn't know it could kill them, Only humans do.

Fred M. Hunter, Yahoo Answers 72 Comments [1/15/2008 11:23:48 PM]
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