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Quote# 33460

Obama is the Anti-Christ
He is uniting people behind a false image of hope. He is an expert orator who says he will solve problems but he doesn't tell us how.

He is a Judas Goat that speaks against the war in Iraq and Iran yet recommends the invasion of Pakistan.

He will run with Hilary the Great Whore upon his back as his partner.

He will speak peace, but their will be no peace.

The people on the ships will sit on the ocean and witness the middle-east burn.

A great earth-quake will strike Jerusalem destroying the Dome of the Rock. Israel will try to rebuild the Temple. Syria, Jordan, Saudi-Arabia and Kuwait and the other countries of the Middle-east will attack Israel.

All Armeggedon will break loose.

I suggest the following motto for Obama.

A vote for Obama will be a vote for the Second Coming of Christ!

jael, CARM.ORG - Christian Discussion Forums 79 Comments [1/10/2008 11:30:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Gavin
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Quote# 33442

Both Islamic and Hindu religionists have been known to kill Christians (another reason the anticreatnioist like to use these world views) just for what they believe. So why would they debate them? They also believe that both Christians and Jews were bred from animals. One would have to presume that the idea formed from Darwinian evolutionary thinking

Creation wiki, Anticreation debate tactics 45 Comments [1/10/2008 8:51:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Garabato
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Quote# 33437

Back July of 2000 a brother in church accosted me, I was wearing a nice black dress which my beloved had purchased for me. I needed a girdle to get into it, silt to the knees, skin tight, hose, heels, hair to up there and makeup... see it was in church, this brother grabbed me, kissed me after saying oh baby come here. I didn't talk with him again, I was mortified to cause a brother to stumble. I got rid of all of my shee shee dresses then and there and haven't looked back since. I now wear clothing which doesn't accentuate my shape but makes it very obvious that I'm a lady and not a man. The best thing about all of this has been that it led me to learning about submission which I am still learning regularly.

[Emphasis mine]

Wendy McDonnell, Wendy's Modest Dress 96 Comments [1/10/2008 3:13:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucan
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Quote# 33436

Even if we have to prove their is a God, you have to prove to me that their was evolution. and I don't mean Dawins "theory of evolution" ether.


Did you know that every time the earth rotates around the sun it gets one inch closer to the sun?

That would mean that a million years ago the earth was farther from the sun than Pluto is now.


You think anything could survive in that?

Fenix_120, total war forums 169 Comments [1/9/2008 11:21:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Wautd
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Quote# 33420

The greatest strides that the United States made in the past were during the terms of Presidents who did not accept evolution.

LittleNipper, Foru.ms 46 Comments [1/9/2008 6:51:42 PM]
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Quote# 33426

[Advice to the daughter of a woman with breast cancer]

HOVIND: One thing is for sure, if you do nothing it will probably get worse. But it is surprising, if you do nothing with cancer your life expectancy is somewhere between 6 and 10 years. If you take chemo your life expectancy is between 1 and 2 years.

WOMAN: They want her to take radiation. And that is my greatest fear. I believe the FDA about as much as I believe in evolution.

HOVIND: There you go. [...] I think the last thing I would do would be to take the medical profession's approach.

WOMAN: Well, that's what I'm saying too.

Truth Radio 27 June 2006 @ 54:40 (Tape 2)

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 81 Comments [1/9/2008 5:46:55 PM]
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Submitted By: GoFast
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Quote# 33424

Science has found that the Earth is older than the sun.

The Bible stated the Earth was older than the sun before science proved it.

I win.

[After his posting sources and his sources being debunked, with material already accounting for the following reasoning:]

Your sources are wrong. You also leave out the fact that the current age is an underestimate, since scientists believe the Earth is actually much older than that because it recycles its own mass. So I still win.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 58 Comments [1/9/2008 3:41:36 PM]
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Quote# 33415

They say we came from little organisms in the sea, but where did the organisms and the sea come from...? They leave that part out... lol It's so much easier to trust in God and what He says!

OnMyKnees, Teens-4-Christ 54 Comments [1/9/2008 3:40:01 PM]
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Quote# 33353

(in a post trying to define "kind")

What you see now is God's [fallen] taxa. The "kinds" all went back to the Periodic Table.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 58 Comments [1/9/2008 8:51:27 AM]
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Quote# 33354

Do you know what medical students are exposed to as they are learning about medicine? In one college course, students were required to "examine" other stripped down students! This is abominable. Is it worth it to go through that kind of education and ignore God's Word? Looking on nakedness is a shameful and intolerable thing. And most employment for doctors and nurses requires looking on other people's nakedness (bathing patients, giving shots, operating, examining, etc.) What will we do as people who have been bought at the very high price of the blood of God? What will be most important to us? Our careers... or our integrity as priests of God?

Jesus lovers in Indianapolis, Modest Dress (part 4) 176 Comments [1/9/2008 8:15:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Magni
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Quote# 33352

Actually, Huckabee's belief in creationism is one of the reasons that I'll be voting for him, despite the fact that I despise the Republican party with quite the passion. Whether or not evolution is a religion, the fact is that it is treated as such by many atheist scientists and non-scientists alike, who venerate it as some icon of atheism.

Sure, he doesn't have that great of an economic policy. And his plan for Iraq is horrendous. But I figured I'd vote for him for no other reason than to break down an altar to Richard Dawkins. And besides that, why would I listen to "the scientists" position on political issues. What do they know about politics anyway?

arunma, Christian Forums 46 Comments [1/9/2008 1:50:25 AM]
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Quote# 33334

In Eve’s repository of eggs, were all the colors of skin, hair types, eye colors, etc., that are represented in our world today.

Campus Preacher, CSE blogs 67 Comments [1/9/2008 12:30:59 AM]
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Quote# 33320

[Reviewing the 2007 film, Transformers]

I was only able to watch the first 20 minutes of this garbage before I had to turn off the movie. Presumably it's made for kids, but I think any parent who let's their kid watch this poison is guilty of child abuse. This movie is all about cultural subversion, about the continued destruction of this formerly white Christian nation; the action is only the vehicle for the movie's true purpose. This movie will bombard your child with inappropriate and unnecessary sexual innuendo, anti-Christian jokes (a snide, 'what would Jesus say?' remark by the Jewish actor "LaBeouf"), and other garbage. I'm sure the script writers were choking on their bagels with laughter as they wrote this crap. Not only should you not waste your time and money on this movie, you should be ashamed that you financially supported your own humiliation.

Joe Healthy, Amazon.com 76 Comments [1/8/2008 4:53:11 PM]
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Quote# 33315

The musical "Beauty and the Beast" made by atheist homosexual heathens at Walt Disney is designed to subtly create tolerance in the foolish american society for BESTIALITY !

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 82 Comments [1/8/2008 2:02:05 AM]
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Quote# 33308

It is people like you Miss King who are destroying America (which is exactly what your husband did) by promoting wickedness! According to the above statement, Coretta Scott King is calling God a "bigot"! How dare Coretta King accuse Bible-believing, Christ-honoring Christians of "dehumanizing" such a godless bunch as homosexuals. I have news for you Coretta, Romans 1:26-32 condemns homosexuals. In fact, God says they deserve to die (Romans 1:32). God says that homosexuality is "against nature" (Romans 1:26). God even calls them, "haters of God" (Romans 1:30). It is abundantly clear that neither Martin Luther King Jr., nor his wife, had any concern for the Word of God.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior.com 76 Comments [1/8/2008 2:01:34 AM]
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Quote# 33312

I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 86 Comments [1/8/2008 12:45:02 AM]
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Quote# 33283

Wait a minute... nothing against women, but one of my things against Hillary is that she is a woman and I would never vote to have a woman President. Never. It doesn't matter where she stands or what she believes. Just like there should not be women pastors of churches. God gave men and women each roles. It is the same thing in the family unit where the husband should be the head of the household (spiritual too). It is the way God set it up, as in the Bible, and it is the same with who leads this country.

evjr, Rapture-Ready 64 Comments [1/7/2008 4:18:34 PM]
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Quote# 33254

According to the Bible, the earth has been in existence longer than the sun. I believe God did it that way on purpose, as it effectively pwns science and sun worshippers.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 82 Comments [1/6/2008 10:51:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 33223

If men are sitting back letting their wives make those decisions because it is her body, than shame on him again. It is a fool who does not lead his family in every aspect of their lives (lead does not mean dominate and dictate).

TroyLambert, SharperIron forums 47 Comments [1/6/2008 4:47:32 AM]
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Quote# 33222

To limit one's family size for economic reasons is to demonstrate a lack of trust in the sovereign God of the universe to provide an heritage for you and to meet your family's needs.

Paul Barber, SharperIron forums 75 Comments [1/6/2008 3:39:23 AM]
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Quote# 33228

My name is Matt McNeese. In March 2002 I was arrested for "the largest identity theft case in U.S. history". I spent 4 months incarcerated while spending time in a county jail, federal prison hospital and a detention center in Brooklyn, New York.

Through an incredible turn of events God spared me from the 45 years of prison time I was facing. He gave me 3 years probation instead.

My testimony shows how a Christian turned his back on God completely and the consequences that followed. However, God sat me down in a jail cell and gave me another chance.

mmcneese, Bibleforums 56 Comments [1/5/2008 4:47:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 33225

this Video is Racist, all the comments in that vid are wrong, the fundimanalist in the world who kill inocent arn't muslims, THire called WAHABIS,I am as a muslim I have no hate against christians nor against the jews, I actully have mor non-mslim frinds.

(Later on the same page.)
The Jews never had land, Hitler should of finished them all like Saddam when he killed all the Jews in Iraq in 1970's.

rafid163, YouTube 35 Comments [1/5/2008 4:45:46 PM]
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Quote# 33213

[Would you vote for an atheist?]

Why would I want someone who doesn't believe in God leading this country? Someone that is letting God lead his or her life is going to make better decisions than someone that isn't letting God guide his or her life. All we need is a president that will take away religious freedoms and persecute those that believe in God. Is that what you all want? If you don't believe in God then that's your choice, but an athiest will certainly not make a good president due to the fact that this person will make decisions based on public pressures and feelings. They won't know how to discern a situation and ask God to help them make the best decision. That's the difference between an athiest and someone who believes and follows God.

cukoo, GameSpot Forums 54 Comments [1/5/2008 4:05:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Adrian
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Quote# 33199

[This whole page of comments is full of ID nuggets of darndedness.]

If you ask me, it takes a lot more faith to believe in evolution than creation. The Bible isn't a science textbook, but when it touches on matters of science it is remarkably accurate. Isaiah 40:22 says "There is one who is dwelling above the circle of the earth,"... this was written a long time before "enlightened" man thought the world was flat. People want to believe in evolution, so they aren't accountable to anyone.

Davina, ABC News - Science and Society 49 Comments [1/5/2008 5:37:18 AM]
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Quote# 33174

The son is having its polar reversal the same year, 2012, weird that both are doing it at the same time?? I read an article once that said that this could the the heavens being scrolled back in revelation?? If thats true, we are really close! Hallelujah, praise the LORD!!

morninglories, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [1/4/2008 3:19:26 AM]
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