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Quote# 50392

Evolutionists are insane. They want respect, yet they say they are a glorified ape. Why should I respect you? You’re an ape! Also, humans were created only a few days after animals, not millions of years. Adam and Eve saw dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were probably not able to breed after the ice age, or something, because of the sudden climate change. I also personally don’t believe in global warming, we have went through an ice age, and it really just ended. It died down over the years, but it never stopped until recently. Now we are going through a “fire” age, and yes, it is gonna be hotter, but we have adapted before, and history repeats itself. I believe in evolution among species, but not species-to-species evolution.

[it gets even better in the rest of the thread]

doesitevenmatter, Kongregate forums 46 Comments [10/21/2008 10:44:18 PM]
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Submitted By: norumaru
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Quote# 50314

(Talking about why a relative is voting for Obama-Irony ahoy!)

Find out what it was that sucked him over to the dark side. A lot of times, it's the change and hope.

Ask him what he expects to change if Obama is elected and then patiently and kindly dismantle all of it.

It's seriously like a cult. I've talked to some of them with whom you can't get through with a crowbar.

Frodo82801, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [10/21/2008 10:25:50 PM]
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Quote# 50500

It isn't about butt sex, its about the nature of marriage itself. If people would stop using the pill the difference would be obvious. If marital law required a reason and carried justice in the event of a divorce, there would be no need to define marriage.

Marriage is societies way of attempting to get people to stay together for the benefit of their children. That is why gay folks are unfit for the system, because they can't have their own children... They get children from dramatic and desperate situations rather than through the conjugal embrace. It is preferable and good for society if the number and proportion of children born into these stable situations is maximized. It always has been.

fated, Christian Forums 49 Comments [10/21/2008 9:22:06 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 50342

[Originally Posted by wanderingone
Do you mean why are "believers" anti choice and non believers pro choice?

Because surely you don't believe prochoice people are "pro" abortion?

What kind of "believer" do you mean? Hare Krishnas? Jews, Catholics? Lutherans? Pentecostals? Scientologists? Pagans?

I'm a Christian, I am pro-choice.]

I will now officially call into question anyone's salvation who also alleges to be pro-abortion.

Holy Roller, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/21/2008 9:19:54 PM]
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Quote# 50158

Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept? Some evolutionists still teach that white people evolved from "negros" who evolved from apes -- meaning "white people are more evolved!"

The Truth For Youth, The Truth For Youth " The Truth About Evolution: Somebody's Making A Monkey Out Of You" 42 Comments [10/21/2008 8:44:01 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50278

Just to give you an example: There's a prehistoric fish called a Coelacanth (pronounced "See-La-Canth") that scientists say lived millions of years ago, and yet Fishermen have caught live ones in the ocean!! So what happened there? didn't these fish "evolve"? lol

Paradigm, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [10/21/2008 8:43:21 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50145

The “evolution” of bacteria within it’s preset limits as intelligently designed by God is not equivalent to life “evolving” from nothing. The idea of DNA codes writing themselves by pure chance and improving more often than destabalizing is absurd. The contemporary theory of punctuated equilibrium holds that natural catastrophes combined with random mutations naturally select the mutations taht would improve a species. If this were true, natural selection today would lead to a general increase of variation rather than extinction. There is one way to test if punctuated equilibrium works: nuke the planet. This will both provide a catastrophe, as well as a mechanism for random mutation.

schildan, Unreasonable Faith - The creationist medical dilemma 19 Comments [10/21/2008 8:38:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Kurrus
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Quote# 50225

WASHINGTON, Oct. 14 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays (PFOX) is suing the Washington DC Office of Human Rights for failing to protect former homosexuals under its sexual orientation anti-discrimination law. "The ex-gay community is the most bullied and maligned group in America, yet they are not protected by sexual orientation non-discrimination laws," said Regina Griggs, PFOX executive director.

PFOX, Yahoo! News 38 Comments [10/21/2008 8:37:48 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 50205

There is nothing redeemable in this podcast. It's a propaganda mouthpiece for Satan and his followers. The content is a lock step repetition of the same humanist lies that have plagued the United States since the invention of the "separation of Church and State" fiction.

Despite their lock step service to Satan and the intellectual dishonesty of claiming to be skeptical while accepting the same beliefs as the rest of their peer group, I can't help but feel sorry for these people. This is because of one episode where they interviewed an atheist musician who had written a song about his dog's death. This song was an attempt by someone with no belief in an afterlife to deal with the death of his pet. The shoddy, hopeless, empty shell of "consolation" he came up with was so "moving" to other atheists that one of them had this song, about the death of a DOG, played at his mother's funeral.

What was the best the atheists could come up with to console them on the death of a loved one?

"The deceased won't have to miss me."

Despite everything these people are doing to drag souls to Hell, I can't help but pity such lost, hopeless, pathetic creatures.

Alexander Cornswalled, Cornswalled Blog - Review of Skeptics Guide to the Universe Podcast 27 Comments [10/21/2008 8:09:54 PM]
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Quote# 50239

(On Pat Robertson's 1337th prediction on nuclear armageddon)


FGsltw2009 (16 hours ago)
One day Pat may get it right and when he does, that little arrogant smirk you have will be history.


amandacosner (1 week ago)
some people think pat is nuts, but i think he is on to something. i mean that would be the perfect time to attack us. during the election time when our country is at a turning point. The bible predicts things. weather you believe or not, everyone has an opinion. and this is just mine. have a great day!

Multiple, Youtube 33 Comments [10/21/2008 8:07:39 PM]
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Quote# 50100

[From her "True Woman Manifesto", which she hopes gets 100,000 signatures.]

Men and women are both created in the image of God and are equal in value and dignity, but they have distinct roles and functions in the home and in the church.

We are called as women to affirm and encourage men as they seek to express godly masculinity, and to honor and support God-ordained male leadership in the home and in the church.

Marriage, as created by God, is a sacred, binding, lifelong covenant between one man and one woman.

When we respond humbly to male leadership in our homes and churches, we demonstrate a noble submission to authority that reflects Christ's submission to God His Father.

Selfish insistence on personal rights is contrary to the spirit of Christ who humbled Himself, took on the form of a servant, and laid down His life for us.

Human life is precious to God and is to be valued and protected, from the point of conception until rightful death.

Nancy Leigh DeMoss, True Woman Manifesto website 44 Comments [10/21/2008 7:24:35 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 50459

The biblical Israelites were/are White European people. The 10 northern tribes of the House? of Jacob Israel left and went into Europe!

The Lion of the House of Judah (Jesus) is described as having blonde hair, period, end of discussion!

John 8:44 makes it clear, Jews are of their father Satan! It goes all the way back to Genesis 3:15! Jesus could NEVER be of that disgusting group of people because they are of SATAN!

JOHN 8:44 go read it!

OhioGuy19, youtube 35 Comments [10/21/2008 7:21:35 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50394

I honestly belive the devil is going nuts right now because web sites like RR are spreading the TRUTH! Sites like this board and all people posting in it are now being called nuts cases and many other horrible things. I think this is the beginning of the evil task of trying to wear out the truth sayers.

Dodi, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [10/21/2008 7:20:37 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50176

(Jesus FREAK strikes again ! )

What are the two consequences of the view that humans are only highly-evolved animals?

Answer : 1. You WILL go to hell.

2. You WILL not go to heaven.

3.You WILL deserve every moment in hell.

4. I WILL be sure to watch every evolutionist down there from up there. GOD will grant me the knowledge of who is who. =)

Jesus FREAK, Yahoo Answers 127 Comments [10/21/2008 6:33:54 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50132

The antichrist is supposed to come as a political leader, from beliefs. After Rome comes back to power, (This happened through the European Union) and the antichrist will come, seeming to have all the answers. Very educated, also. And the leader comes to help in a crisis time, when people need help, and the economy is bad.

Vote McCain '08.

He's not going to enslave the world if you don't believe in God/Jesus.

Noitceffa, GameFAQs 35 Comments [10/21/2008 6:31:38 PM]
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Submitted By: fcgroningen
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Quote# 50161

[From a discussion about immigration laws.]


My "ancestors" came here LEGALLY AND HAD A RIGHT TO BE HERE you ignorant hatful douche. And I proved his hateful insane "rabble" answer WRONG like yours right now.

But I just can't wait for the day when all of your "kind" are sent back to the "countrys" where YOU came from along with these so called "people". So America can thrive and NEVER BE RAPED AGAIN.

That is all.

Wenn Sie dies lesen ... dann wissen Sie, Hitler war cool.

Fear is BIG Business, imdb.com 41 Comments [10/21/2008 6:30:10 PM]
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Quote# 50045

Atheists, do you ever wonder why God hasn't destroyed the earth yet?

It's because of Jesus. In the OT, if what is going on today was going on back then on such a wide scale, I'm sure God would have destroyed this earth by now. But He doesn't, because Jesus want's to save everyone.

So why don't you give props to Jesus?

Lion Of Judah, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [10/21/2008 5:32:27 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50261

Jesus was a pretty tough guy. If he was born in 21st century Britain, instead of 1st century Palestine, people would soon wake up to the fact Jesus is not a guy who is easily messed with. He would be be a damn tough kid at school, and would take cheek from no one. He would not be the bed-wetting sissy the liberals make him out to be: he would be into manly things like sports and hunting and fixing up old cars. He was, if I need to remind anyone, a carpenter in his day, which is a pretty hardy profession. Today, he'd probably be a miner or construction worker. They'd probably send him to prison nowadays instead of crucifying him - but he'd be 'top dog' inside and no-one would dare mess with him or his disciples. That is the Jesus of the Bible, and it's the Jesus that the liberals don't want anyone to know about.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 75 Comments [10/21/2008 4:38:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Barry
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Quote# 50051

I feel like I am almost obsessed with this....I need prayer to get rid of this, but...
the first time I heard of Mr. Obama was on this web site, long before anyone was talking about him.

Now, I try to discuss him and people, those I consider good friends, look at me like I am nuts. Their response is "how could he not be a legal citizen, the republicans would be all over that" or "he is no muslim" ...

I think i need tin foil...i am paranoid??????

[Answer: YES!]

sparky, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [10/21/2008 4:12:48 PM]
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Submitted By: JR
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Quote# 50174

Why is divorce more common among Evangelical Christians than among Atheists?

Answer : because marriage is a christian union. Many athiests just shack up therfore they dont have to divorce when they split. you cant blame christianity as a whole christians are jusyt people. I bet most serial killers are athiests, does that mean it is the fault of the athiests? that is not evidence it is simply your spin! ok correction marriage is generally a religous union. not necessarilly christian

violet, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [10/21/2008 3:13:44 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50234

Should we (Public Schools) put prayer to god back in schools like we had in the 40 and 50s?

Perry : We absolutely should. We should get this nation back into the ways of the Lord.

I would like to see prayer mandatory. If someone doesn't want to do it, they don't have to. They just don't get the same privileges.

Perry, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [10/21/2008 12:42:12 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50411

QUESTION: Believing that the King James Bible is the perfect Word of God is contrary to the stand that my "Alma Mater" takes. What should I do?

ANSWER: You should be loyal to God, Who SHOULD be a little higher on your "loyalty list" than your college.

EXPLANATION: First, let's get it straight. You do not have an "Alma Mater." The term "Alma Mater" results from the combination of the Hebrew word for "virgin" (almah) and the Greek word for "mother" (meter). Thus when you speak of your "Alma Mater" you refer to your "Virgin Mother," a terminology which we fairly say can only be used by Jesus Christ.

[Note by the submitter: That's absolute bullshit! "Alma Mater" is a puerly Latin term and translates to "nourishing mother."
"Dr." Gipp is either an idiot or lying. Maybe both.


Dr. Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D., chick.com 28 Comments [10/21/2008 12:12:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 50240

Why would we need to come up with any new evidence when there is already so much evidence that Atheists ignore? Atheism is based on either spite for God, or "scientists", but not science, and definitely not on solid reason. People are so easily swayed by what the guy on TV says that they rarely look into the evidence themselves. Have you ever figured out how complex a cell is in the most simple form. A cell is much more compicated than a PC. It is next to impossible for a cell to have come from soup by natural selection. Have you ever asked yourself a very simple question? Do accidents breed destruction, or complex life forms? Anyone with half a brain could tell you that accidents breed destruction. Yet people still believe that there is no God simply because anyone who questions macro-evolution is hushed and jeered as if it's a political arena, and not a science arena. This is because modern "science" has turned into politics. If you want evidence, just look around at the complexities of life. It is just too complex to say that natural selection did it, especially if you want to call it science.

natkra09, Yahoo Answers 32 Comments [10/21/2008 12:11:54 PM]
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Quote# 50419

Would you have a problem with your teenage kids being friends with Atheists?

Answer : Yes, atheists aren't that smart and I would not want my child to be influenced by people who lack intelligence and logic.

Alidost, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [10/21/2008 11:06:48 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50085

Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America, logic, and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance. I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.

realar, Youtube Comments 40 Comments [10/21/2008 4:37:20 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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