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Quote# 50215

Everytime a scientist is interviewed on TV he is white. Even a few weeks ago, when the zany CERN experiment was being broadcast, every single person in that room was white. Why is this? Why are there so few dark-skinned scientists?

The answer is, of course, that around 95% of establishment figures (ie, academics employed in the university sectors) subscribe to the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is racist to the core, since it states that teaching that different races of people evolved all over the world and progressed at different rates. Therefore some groups of people are more closely related to monkeys than others. Now, scientists very conveniently forget about this strand of Darwin's theory, and would never dream of being OPENLY racist. However, deep inside their psyche lurks a racist streak. When they read a paper authored by someone with an African name, or when they see a rare black face at one of these fancy conferences, their subconcious beliefs in Darwinism will be triggered, and they will subconciously exclude that person.

Garvan, The Guarvanian 53 Comments [10/21/2008 3:47:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Phedipeddes
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Quote# 50423

There is more proof that Jesus was on the earth and is and did all the things he said than there is proof that Shakespeare was a real person and that he penned anything at all.

00blade, www.fireblades.org 45 Comments [10/21/2008 3:46:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert Cummings
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Quote# 50179

I decided since we are still a christian nation God will answer our prayers in this matter and I speak it out McCain will be the next POTUS.

christschild, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [10/20/2008 10:40:43 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 50230

With shaggy hair and beard, and mumbling incoherently, Sher Mohammed, 40, lies curled up under the shade of a tree to which he has been chained for a month.

This is the standard "treatment" for mentally ill people who have been coming to the Mia Ali sanctuary in eastern Afghanistan for 300 years.

"Here, we don't give medication or advice, there is no other treatment than belief in God," says Mia Mohammad Naeem, one of the guardians of the shrine in Samar Khel village, 10 kilometres (six miles) from the city of Jalalabad.

"It's a spiritual treatment with the Koran and diet," he says.

At the Mia Ali sanctuary the patients, presumed to be possessed by jinns (demons), are chained by the wrist to a tree or in a concrete room, under shelter or in the open, for 40 days.

They are fed only bread and water and get no change of clothing.

In a shack close by, Ghulam Haider, 45, crouches on the ground, tirelessly writing in Arabic the different names of God and verses of the Koran on pieces of paper.

"Some of these taweez (amulets) will be poured in a glass of water and then drunk. Others will be burned or used as a necklace. Every single word of the holy Koran is healing," he says.

Mia Mohammad Naeem, France24 47 Comments [10/20/2008 10:38:45 PM]
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Quote# 50156

(From: "Is abortion justifiable in cases of rape or incest?")

Some pro-choice advocates claim that the pro-lifer lacks compassion, since the pro-lifer's position on rape and incest forces a woman to carry her baby against her will. Nothing could be further from the truth. It is the rapist who has already forced this woman to carry a child, not the pro-lifer.

Christian "Answers", "Christian" Answers 45 Comments [10/20/2008 10:29:16 PM]
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Submitted By: storymoron
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Quote# 50211

Fortunately, the drug resistant strain is limited to the gay population, where homosexuals are 13 times more likely to be infected than heterosexuals.

Anyone else think this sounds familiar?

A previously undocumented disease, untreatable by today's medical practices, is spreading like wildfire among the nation's gay population. With AIDS, the disease spread to heterosexuals through married men who were cheating on their wives and injected drug use. Will this disease cross over to heterosexuals as easily, or will the precautions taken to reduce the spread of AIDS slow the progress of this disease?

It seems that only the chaste and monogamous are safe. Parents, warn your children of the dangers of sex outside the safety of marriage. Pastors, warn your congregations.

We're on the cusp of another epidemic, another microscopic killer slaughtering the innocent because of the sins of Homosexuals. Let's nip this one in the bud.

Alexander Cornswalled, The next AIDs MRSA) 47 Comments [10/20/2008 8:35:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 50106

[Letter to the editor, Hartford Courant, in Hartford, CT.]

Two days in a row we have this front-page splash on the passage of gay marriage and all the elation and celebration. Do not forget, however, that this will not have a happy ending.

God is the creator of happy endings and he will have the last word, not the judges or politicians. When he acts, and that day is coming very quickly, it will make 9/11 and the economic crisis look like a walk in the park.

We, as a nation, have turned away from him and trampled on his commandments for too long.

Helen Ryan, Hartford Courant letter to the editor, 10/14/08 38 Comments [10/20/2008 7:26:42 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 50178

[dicussing muslims]

They are like an ink drop on a clean white shirt. One drop just bleeds across the fabric. Like the churches in Revelation, the U.S. has compromised their first love and allowed the false religions and their followers to be part of our melting pot. We're past the point of any changes until Jesus returns.

LUVSLLAMAS, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [10/20/2008 7:20:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 50146

Isn’t it immoral (and illegal) to republish another person’s artwork? Oh, yeah. Who needs morality when there is no god? Whew… Time to to go ‘borrow’ the neighbor’s car while he’s not looking…

CSalt, Unreasonable Faith - The creationist medical dilemma 38 Comments [10/20/2008 7:19:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Kurrus
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Quote# 50224

I personally believe that there will be Buddhists, Hindus and other types of religions in Heaven, as long as these people put Jesus first in their lives.

taalyn_1, Y! answers 47 Comments [10/20/2008 7:18:48 PM]
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Quote# 50120

Question for you atheists?

.. Why are you atheits? Simple enough questions yes?
I mean seriously how do you think that the Earth was made?
From Volcano's?
How did the Earth appear?
Don't you think that God made the earth is more easier. Because he just appeared no one knows why its pretty much impossible for us humans right now.
And he made the earth.
That's way easier to understand other then volcano's like appearing suddenly then monkey's then those monkey's turn into people. Pretty confusing for most atheists think yes? Am I right?

Sammy A, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [10/20/2008 7:18:05 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 50217

Atheists are so dumb, they will believe in all sorts of superstious crap rather than accept the evidence that life could not possibly originate out of a random mix of chemicals, regardless of what you add to it, lightnings, amino acids and whatnot. Yet, they are the first to accuse believers of being superstitious. hahahaha... Sure.
Read the article at edge.org and learn something intelligent for a change, you morons.

Palintology, Wired Blog 34 Comments [10/20/2008 7:17:57 PM]
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Quote# 50170

Hey, don't hide from trick or treaters. Preach Jesus to them. As a matter of fact, In the past, I used to discourage trick-or-treaters by turning off all the lights, but this year I think I'm going to hand out tracts if anyone comes to the door, and tell them about Jesus and about how they should repent because Halloween is of the devil.

Wade Smith, Christian Forums 67 Comments [10/20/2008 7:09:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 50122

No other man has sparked so much emotion out of me than B. Hussein. I am tired and want it all to be over with. So tired of the stomach cramps, lump in my throat, chest tightening, chest palpitations, anxiety, depression, severe headaches, nausea, crying, fatigue, insomnia, waking up constantly and even dreaming about Barack Hussein Obama and the future of America! I think I have constantly mourned and worried over this man and our country more than anything else ever. Why? I feel if he becomes our next president it will be all over for the America that we know and love because their is something very dark---deeply hidden and sinister about B. Hussein Obama---and with a mindset like his...where he will take us nobody knows.

><>KarateMom<><, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [10/20/2008 6:19:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: DaMentalFunism
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Quote# 50241

I am not advocating domestic violence; but a husband who tracks his wife's time, whereabouts, and associations is NOT being abusive--he is RULING over his wife as God expects him to.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 74 Comments [10/20/2008 6:04:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Kaori
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Quote# 50531

"Do you realize that you live in a country where an atheist can not even hope to run for the presidency?"

It should stay that way forever too. Atheists know God exists, then turn around and deny Him, pretending not to believe in Him, then force-feed the children of the world evolutionism in kindergarten, as if it were science! Atheism should be a crime. It's criminal to brainwhash children.

NephilimFree, YouTube 59 Comments [10/20/2008 5:49:33 PM]
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Quote# 50148

Why do pro-choice folks call the other side, "anti-choice"?
We're not anti-choice. We are pro-life. Now if we use your reasoning, doesn't that make you, pro-death?

My IQ is 23 JPA Member since:, Yahoo Answers 59 Comments [10/20/2008 5:10:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 50107

[After having been shown images of Hitler going to church and being blessed by the Pope]

There ya go man. The one and only time Hitler tried to sway these people to his side.

So you are honestly sitting there and telling me that Hitler murdering 10 Million Jews went to church every week and practiced a faith? Get real! This is part of his relic crusade, which he used to get Christians on his side! Are you serious? You actually believe this?

SUBMAN1, Subsim 33 Comments [10/20/2008 5:04:10 PM]
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Quote# 50117

I am posting so that i may get a response on your science, history, geography, etc., that "supposedly proves" the Bible is wrong. Where can we find such facts, or is this just another lie promoted by those that believe in the fairy tale of evolution?
I will enclose my comment I posted last night as it does happen to have scientific and historical evidence, whereas your message ironically contains none.
Evolutionists like to assume those that believe in a creator are ignorant and dumb. Theory of evolution provides no answers, just more questions. Interesting to note that i could take my science books from my school days and expose many things that have been revised because of the errors in their "scientific beliefs". This would mean that these things ARE lies. Just because someone doesn't know they lied when they taught it doesn't mean they didn't lie. I don't know about the rest of the world, but I for one, tend to be a little sceptical after I know that I have been lied to. I don't just then ignorantly accept the next lie, because it makes they're fairytale sound better.
Here is the comment I posted>
After reading some of this debate, I have come to the conclusion that many 5 yo's have more knowledge than these professed evolutionists. They will proclaim it took hundreds of millions of years for one thing to change into another, yet they provide no proof. My 5 year old can show you a caterpillar that transforms in three days into a butterfly, a maggot into a fly in one, a tadpole, etc..... How's that for scientific proof. The evidence is right before you're very eyes, always has been. It takes days, not millions or even billions of years. Yet this is exactly what they were CREATED to do. Why don't you evolutionists go believe some more of your fairy-tales that provide not one single bit of evidence to support them? My faith is in God, yours is in your "scientists" that have lied and still continue to lie to you. You wanted proof, there it is, DAYS NOT MILLIONS OF YEARS. This is pretty elementary. Matter of fact this is true science, because this is backed with fact not some fairytale. Most of you forget that your poster-child scientist (Einstein) believed in God. Go figure, huh? He stated, "God does not play dice with the universe". Where does your "random chance" come into play here? Where does your chance come into play in the cocoon of the butterfly? It doesn't, every time it remains the same!

mdblf, "Newsvine" comments 32 Comments [10/20/2008 5:03:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Epic Wolf
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Quote# 50043

Atheists, why don't you fear God if He sent lions after those that didn't fear him?
2 Kings 17:25
And so it was at the beginning of their dwelling there, that they feared not the LORD: therefore the LORD sent lions among them, which slew some of them.

Lion Of Judah, Yahoo Answers 67 Comments [10/20/2008 4:54:27 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 49938

[About that doll that supposedly sounds like it's saying, "Islam is the light"]

How did we get to this point?
2 ways that I can think of, and I'm sure you know, too.
One by kicking God out of our schools and our government, and by the ones of us who believe in God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob allowing others who do not believe in Him to do the removal of God in our schools and government.
And another way we got to this point is because our government has been so lax in our immigration laws and we have allowed just anyone inside our borders who do not believe in the same God that most of us do who live here, and they have are are in the process of taking over this country. They are going to dominate this country. We know that they have said that is their goal....for America to become a Muslim or Islamic country.
And now they're doing part of it thru children's toys. That is just despicable.
They should have labeled those dolls as being Islamic oriented so the ones who did not want a doll that says islam is the light would not buy it.
That's sneaky and underhanded and Fisher Rice should be called on the carpet for it.
I have a good mind to email them myself and compalin about it, but I'm hoping that those who bought the dolls will do it.
I didn't buy the doll as I have no small grandchildren to buy such a toy for.

TeachMe, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [10/20/2008 4:51:00 PM]
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Quote# 50142

[When asked if the Bible was superior to the US Constitution]

This country was formed on a belief in God, so basically the constitution supports Gods laws. There is four references to God in the Constitution.

Tommy H, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [10/20/2008 4:29:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Hub
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Quote# 50035

Why does it seem that the only book science tries to refute is the bible?

Not the vedas not any other book on this earth from thousands of years ago. It only tries to refute the bible, why is this?

Additional Details
well, science it trying to discover the origin of things, and the bible already had dibs on that.

Lion Of Judah, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [10/20/2008 4:26:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50193

[In regards to a million-year-old Camel bone uncovered in Syria]

"I was under the impression that camels were "monkeys" a million years ago???"

pistache, RaptureForums 79 Comments [10/20/2008 4:14:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Blackrend
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Quote# 50159

[From a discussion about Hindu temples.]

What you know about Jesus Christ you dumbed down pagan krishna lover??? Jesus said repent of your sin and believe on him NOT KRISHNA your demon god from hell... Jesus Christ is going to cut your krishna demon into a million little pieces, when he returns, and that will be a glorious OHHH glorious day then... WHERE WILL YOUR mantras and chants and incense and face painting be then??? wow ALL GONE!!!

jesuitinfiltrator, YouTube 37 Comments [10/20/2008 2:51:08 PM]
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