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Quote# 50184

When will the first atheist televangelist appear?

Answer : What will he do; dress in a monkey suit and give hour long sermons on evolution, the meaninglessness of life, the relativity of truth, and pass out buttons of the word hope with a red slash through it? Will there also be free Prozac with the refreshments for those listening to his "I hate people of faith" speeches?

Would he then in the same tradition of the religious he so despises, amass great wealth from these televised charades?

Some of this has already begun. There's a name for it also; the American Education System.

F' Sho, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [10/20/2008 2:25:14 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 49915

He [GOD] intervenes on a daily basis to prevent earthquakes and floods. He heals the sick, and comforts the lonely. He motivates the suicidal and gives them a reason to rejoice. All these things are ungoing.

"ok, so can you provide some examples (3 will do) of Him "smiting" a person or persons in the last 2000 years...?"

I could do, but the post would probably be removed as it would be deemed by the politically correct liberal brigade as 'insensitive' or 'libellous'. You can be sure that there are many such people, however, who are struck down dead on the spot or inflicted with a horrible illness for mocking the Lord or testing his patience. I will perhaps put a list on my blog soon, http://garvanellison.blogspot.com/

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbreligion/F2213235 43 Comments [10/20/2008 6:36:27 AM]
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Submitted By: yellowcat
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Quote# 50089

I should expect as much from an Atheist. The poor things have no imagination at all.

King Bradley, Superdickery 48 Comments [10/20/2008 6:22:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic
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Quote# 50171

Help! How do I convince my Conservative-Christian dad that there is nothing wrong with gay marriage?

Answer :Homosexuality is not a God given right. It is a sinful lifestyle and should not be treated as an acceptable choice. The American Psyhiatric Association are the ones who began to give it legitimacy. But who are they. Are they gay people? Who are they accountable to? There is no historical support for homosexuality. It is a destructive lifestyle. It is already breaking down the unity of our country. Quit defending it and listen to your father's advice. he loves you. The gays don't. They want to rape children and have sex with animals. They cannot provide the leadership this nation provides.

JesusIsTheAnswer, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [10/20/2008 5:21:51 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50216

(In reference to the flood/Noah's Ark)

Where the water came from is easy. It rained. Duh! As to where the water went, have you heard of the frozen polar ice caps? Where did THAT water come from? Could it possibly be the water from the flood? Just a possibility.

Rey, ANTI-Gay Marriage (Facebook) 43 Comments [10/20/2008 3:08:12 AM]
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Quote# 50097

(about Obama shutting down Raptard Ready)

Unless there is an overriding reason to go after us, he is going to try and neutralize us one small group at a time, quietly. The intent will be to keep the targets as small and isolated as possible so as not to have enough people screaming for the nation to pay any attention to. Just a steady gagging of ever increasing numbers. It won't take but a few years to effectively shut us down and it won't be until the end that he will have to go after the larger groups but by then their method of mobilizing resistance on a national scale will be long gone.

JMHO

Caver, RR 67 Comments [10/20/2008 2:15:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Redneck Bimbo Governor
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Quote# 50115

Shirono "Ah yes, and you know that the Bible gives you that right because the Bible says it does. How very....circular."

That is not a genuine circular argument.
It is a presuppositional argument.
Ultimately all things boil down to begging the question.
Why is logic true? Because it is.

Atlantians, Christianforums.com 20 Comments [10/20/2008 2:11:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Meredith
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Quote# 50064

[After giving 50,000 to support Prop. 8 in California]

The Pattersons, who have been married 14 years, say there were thinking about their children's future when they decided to tap into their savings to contribute.

Patterson Family, Sacramento Politics 51 Comments [10/20/2008 2:11:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 49983

I do not care about lacking "common sense"

Truth reavealed in the Bible (Aka Biblical Sense) trumps "common" sense anyday.
Things in the Bible > things that are common .

vsthreadmaker12, GameFAQS (Current Events) 28 Comments [10/20/2008 2:11:09 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50037

Atheists, isn't the sheer number of people saying angels told them things proof of the bible?

Did not Paul say EVEN if an angel from heaven tells you something he didn't say, don't believe it?

So with the sheer number of people the last 1900 years saying theyve seen angels tell them things that don't match up with Paul, isn't that proof of the prophectic abilities of Paul as given to him by the Lord?

Lion Of Judah, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [10/20/2008 2:10:59 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50180

[I can't actually tell whether this guy's for real or not... I have a horrible feeling he is.]

I think atheists should be removed from society until they accept Jesus. Same goes for Pagans and everyone else who doesn't follow Christ.

The founding fathers of my country (The USA) would have supported this wholeheartedly.

Worship God Or You Die, Yahoo! Answers (bottom of page) 41 Comments [10/20/2008 2:10:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Starscream
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Quote# 50019

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Bible writers knew that water consisted of H2O; and if they found a Periodic Table of the Elements in a cave somewhere, that wouldn't surprise me one bit.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 51 Comments [10/20/2008 2:10:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 50079

why would u not believe in God??? this is ONE NATION UNDER GOD now deal with it u dumb shitted scientists that can't prove shit for their life

yankhotshot333, Youtube Comments 35 Comments [10/20/2008 2:09:46 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50364

"[T]he Bible covers hundreds of topics, yet it does not contradict itself. It remains united in its theme."

Spotlight Ministries, Not Applicable 36 Comments [10/20/2008 12:18:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Rebecca
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Quote# 50321

CHRISTianity.

At the end of American President Palin's 1st term in 2012,

Christian American traditional values will no longer be whispered in secret at the White House and in Washington,D.C. (They will be shouted "Loud & Proud" from rooftops all across our Christian American Nation!)

There will no longer be any room for any forms of democracy, pluralism, or tolerance, of people who differ from us, in our country.

The religious and political liberty of the enemies of God in this country will finally be denied.

Restoration of our Christian nation and traditional American values will be complete. (Just 4 more years!)

America, along with the rest of the world, will be governed by conservative Christians and a conservative Christian interpretation of biblical law.

Convicted criminals will be outsourced to foreign countries for incarceration. (Just like American jobs!)

And that's not all!

The Protocols of the Elders will finally be completed by our American Evangelical Church/Republican National Party alliance and.....

Then The Prince will arrive, and he will make all political / religious parties, and elections both unnecessary and irrelevant!

And I can't wait!

(this) "Country First!" (the rest later!)

"Support our troops, keep America free, VOTE McCAIN-PALIN!"

"Drill, Baby Drill!"

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time
with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

- Beloved American Founding Father, Freemason, Nephilim -

Illuminati, & 3rd President Thomas Jefferson

“In politics, nothing happens ‘by accident.’ If it happened,
you can bet it was ‘planned’ that way.”

-American President Franklin D. Roosevelt

It amazes me to find intelligent people, Atheists, who
fight against something which they do not believe exists.

--Mohandas Gandhi

CHRISTian V, Yahoo! trolls 75 Comments [10/20/2008 12:05:29 AM]
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Submitted By: onein6billion
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Quote# 50395

My 8 year old neice said the most interesting thing today after dinner. I had just finnished telling everyone about a funny dream i had where B.O. started buying advertizing space in dreams and my neice wanted to talk about a dream she just had. She started explaining how Jesus came back and picked her up and took her flying. i knew that she had some kind of rapture dream and asked when she had it and she replied "last night!"

i didnt realize it at the time but there are a number of stories like these going around. It would be great if it happed today. if it does then i wish i left up all my rapture info and my MP3 messages on repeat like i have done in the past....

That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away. i cant think of anything that would make me say to jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute"
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n808, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [10/19/2008 11:07:49 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 50053

Ruyigi, Burundi - Richard Ciza was alerted by neighbours last week that a posse was looking for him. He ran and hid for two days in the forest of eastern Burundi.

The 19-year-old is an albino and knows exactly the kind of death he would have suffered if the marauding horde had caught up with him.

"Some neighbours came to warn me that a group of killers was after me and so I ran like the wind, completely terrified," said Ciza who lives in Ruyigi province.

In recent weeks, Ruyigi has seen a gruesome string of murders and mutilations of albinos, whose body parts are sold to witch doctors.

"People say that the body parts taken from albinos are sold in Tanzania. They put them on gold mines and that brings the gold to the surface, then you just need to collect it," said Ciza, fear evident in his pale blue eyes.

"Some fishermen also use the parts to bait large fish they think have gold in their bellies."...

Police have established that the limbs, organs and blood of the albinos were smuggled into neighbouring Tanzania and sold to local sorcerers who use them to concoct lucky charms.

Northern Tanzania has been plagued by grisly incidents involving witchcraft. The phenomenon has reached such proportions that the country's president has had to launch a special protection programme.

Demand is such in Tanzania that albinos across the region now feel threatened.

Albinos in Ruyigi province, where witchcraft is deeply entrenched, are more at risk than others.

The Greedy and Superstitious, iol 30 Comments [10/19/2008 11:07:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 50092

all the little children so broken up because their big god science has been dashed. O don't worry, super math man Hans will save you.

a bunch of moronic little demoniac whose brains got ****ed in their asses.

you are a bunch of demonic little pieces of ****.


you think science will save you from the wrath of God. you despize anyone who isn't funcked like you are. you have no hope and know you have no hope so you despize anyone who does.

You peices of **** do do not matter. You aer fools you are stupid. you can't think. It doesn't hurt my life one whit what you say or thing. you idiots. you will burn in hell if there's a hell or case to exist because you are too stupid to believe the obvious.

either way non of you will achieve a thing, you die in futility like you live in futility. I will enjoy the source of all love and comfort foreve and I will myself silly everytime I think what fools you are.

Metacrock, CARM 55 Comments [10/19/2008 11:05:46 PM]
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Submitted By: catbarf
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Quote# 50029

It is all a guessing game of course, but if 30,000,000 people disappear, and Palin will be one of those taken, based on what I have seen and heard from her actions and words, then the election will have to be delayed for weeks. The economy will take a nose dive. Many people will also be killed on highways, in airplanes, etc. who were unsaved and in the wrong place at the wrong time..... This all will vary depending on what time it is in North America when Jesus comes for us.

ReadyForDeparture, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [10/19/2008 11:05:01 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 50118

God does heal amputees there are just not many in america because of all the religion(thinking you are a christian and getting comfortable with just knowing about God and not knowing God!)
it happenes all the time in foreign countries! look up stories about it!
my dad has been to africa and daily hundrands of amputees were getting the limbs back! they would grow out right in front of you! why? becuase they are hungry for the real God and not just one who will give them a get into heaven free card(which will never happen!)

so ya he does heal them! the church in america needs to wake up!
if not we are trouble! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...
Jesus save us! :)
hope that helps! :)

Leah M, Y!A 51 Comments [10/19/2008 11:04:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Nausea1988
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Quote# 50350

[truncated for your convenience]

Every time that you: acted selfishly, hated others, were jealous of others, were prejudiced against others, harbored sexual desire towards anyone that you were not married to, disobeyed your parents or guardians, spent more time focused on material things than on God, spoke God’s Name without respect, neglected to spend one out of every seven days in unbroken prayer, praise, thanksgiving and Bible Study to God, murdered people physically or inwardly through your dislike for and slander of them, looked with sexual desire at people whom you weren’t married to (a male husband with a female wife), kissed, fondled, had sex with anyone that you were not married to, took anything or anyone that did not belong to you, lied or intended to deceive anyone, desired anything or anyone that did not belong to you, masturbated, looked at pornography, engaged in homosexual or lesbian sex, had sex with animals, raped anyone, molested children, lived for pleasure, desired, worked, prayed, for monetary wealth, spent more time working for money than studying the Bible and praying, participated in Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Bahaism, Shintoism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s Witness, Satanism, Wicca, paganism, witchcraft, Rosicrucianism, Judaism, New Age, animism, shamanism, magic, Klu Klux Klan, Black Panthers, nationalism, patriotism, or any belief system besides the Bible belief in Jesus Christ as the only Lord, God and Savior of mankind, drank alcohol, smoked cigarettes, cigars, cigarillos, pipes, used marijuana, cocaine, crack, crank, heroin, meta-amphetamine, or any other drug, spent more time playing or watching sports, watching TV, movies, videos, DVDs, becoming physically fit, attempting to lose weight, listening to music, working on a business, working on a ministry, attending a building called a church, doing school work, sleeping, eating, cooking, cleaning, working, walking, talking on the phone, working on the computer, surfing the internet, spending time with family, or anything else, than loving, obeying, praying to, studying the Bible about, telling others about , the Lord Jesus Christ, you have sinned against God, broken His Laws, and will be cast into the Lake of Fire as punishment for your selfish and rebellious choice to live to please yourself, instead of living to Biblically love, obey, and please Christ, and serve your fellow human beings.

Michael Venyah, Soul-Winners Ministry 78 Comments [10/19/2008 11:01:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Ashley
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Quote# 50244

Defend God's infallible Word not the ways of the world, liberalism, false translations, false theologies, Mysticism, or deceptive cults. We believe in only one true gospel of saving grace through faith in Jesus Christ alone in His shed blood for our atonement, Old Testament looked forward to God's provision of the sacrifice, New Testament looks back to God's provision of the sacrifice. Do not promote two gospels, hyper Dispensationalist, Arminianism, Calvinism, or the ideologies of religious legalism. Do not play 'devil's advocate' for the sake of argument.

QueenBee, Christian Political Views Forum rules 25 Comments [10/19/2008 10:51:02 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 50138

So if there are hundreds of Pagan gods, why couldn't any of them stop the inquistion or crusades?
And why do they let tornados happen and earthquakes and mudslides. There's hundreds of them, so they all can't be busy right?

Lion of Judah, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [10/19/2008 10:18:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 50401

Should we rename feminists the Eveists? Always ready to rebel, very Jezebelly, against the order on earth that God has set up. The Eveists are attacking the male, attacking his family, stripping him of his children, and then working to destroy marriage.

[Later in the same article]

There is nothing good from a movement that turns our women into serial killers, makes men run from marriage, turns our women into unpaid hookers, causes our men to fornicate with other unchaste women. We are destroying our nation, and its time to put the Marxist Now Heiffers, in check, and say thanks, but no thanks.

Verlch (A relation of Bob perhaps ?), Patriarch Verlch 56 Comments [10/19/2008 9:05:34 PM]
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Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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Quote# 50018

If you think that America was founded on secular premises your an idiot. Pick up an American history book.

brady4491, YouTube 49 Comments [10/19/2008 9:02:49 PM]
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