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Quote# 50816

Exterminate them all.

Seriously. I've had it with them. I cannot think of a bigger impediment to a reasonable, healthy, conscious and conscientious world than religious retards. Hunt them down and kill them in their homes.

Charles, The Raytractors 85 Comments [10/30/2008 10:36:04 PM]
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Quote# 50956

I have a 12 yr old and 9 yr old who only recently have had this whole gay agenda introduced to them. Several months ago a new family moved in 2 doors down, and they have 4 kids. At first they were so well behaved and well mannered, but that quickly erroded and I began to see a wholeugly side to them. The mother, was honestly the first person in my entire life that told me, she did NOT want her kids exposed to God, or Christ and church, because her own experinces in the catholic church growing up in a factrured family in a foriegn country..and when her own family hadn't been there for her, her gay friends had become her family, and her oldest son, whose in the 10th grade(again) was a self proclaimed bi sexual...
Her oldest daughter goes to a baptist church, and she is really a sweet child, but her mom says she only lets her go because shs in the chior!
My kids were expected to accept this way of thinking, in order to be friends with these kids...I began to realize the only way to stop the cycle of my kids hanging out with these kids was to move(not just for this reason, but it played a big part)

Ancient Julez, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [10/30/2008 9:47:41 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 51240

{Elizabeth Dole's new political ad. The woman is in a very tight race for her Senate reelection, and she is getting a bit desperate.}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lf2vDk-4Ag

Elizabeth Dole, YouTube 15 Comments [10/30/2008 9:37:03 PM]
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Quote# 50837

[Long video about how people must to vote Yes On Prop. 8, because "God has left our nation" that blames tolerance of gays for wildfires and electrical storms in California.]

Excerpt:

In 2007, extremely accurate, 100% to my knowledge prophet of God named Daniel Rhodes received a word from God and God said "my hand is off this nation." To prove that this word is true you tell the people that I will send a huge fire into Southern California into the Southwest of the United States. You will see great fires. A few months later SB777 passed and within a few days a large wildfire burned people's home, put people homeless and out into the streets.

KnowJesusKnowPeace, YouTube 48 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Quote# 50920

Atheist, how do you believe that?
How can you believe that there is no God?

With how awesome the universe is, If our solar system was the size of a quarter, then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of North America, and there are billions of billions of galaxies in the KNOWN universe, but still we are the only life in the entire universe, don't you think that if we evolved there would be enough chance to sprout up another civilization on another planet?

Have you ever heard of Laminin? Go Google.com Laminin...

How did the governments come about if there wasn't anything above them, did just people one day say, "Oh, we need a Government?" I just don't get it how you can believe there is no God...

So our purpose in life is just to die? And if there was no God when we die nothing happens, so what's the point of us being here?

If we did evolve then why aren't the gorillas evolving too? Why are they setting up a democracy? I just don't get it...

I got told once, we’re all "diabetics" and what's the one thing that diabetics need to life? Insulin. Jesus = Insulin. Others = Candies and Sweets...

How can y'all not believe that there is a God and that Jesus is his Son? Please tell me; in detail why you believe there is no God.

I don't want, "There isn't enough proof!" because there is! It's all around us, it's call General Revelation... or "That's stupid to believe that." or "Christians are idiots." because actually we got more going for us that if a person believed that there is no God.

So, please tell me, why you believe there is no God, tell me really why you came to that conclusion…

John Doe, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:49 PM]
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Submitted By: tawaen
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Quote# 50965

[Is God a terrorist for killing all but eight people in the flood?]

Actually he stopped the terror. Everybody was stealing, raping, killing, not one good soul on the planet except for Noah(and him family), if God would allow this to continue wouldn't THAT make him a terrorist?

Jewish Girl, Y! answers 45 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:45 PM]
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Quote# 50871

ok so tonight alot of us got together at the Paynes house for our weekly bible study devo thing and i brought up something my dad and i had a debate in the store over... it was about having a female interpert for the deaf people during a sermon. So we had this talk and it seemed as though almost everyone disagreed with me so ill keep my opionion to myself for know but can you tell me wut you think. Is it ok to have a female interpert for the deaf people during services???

George3, Valley Church of CHRIST 36 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:37 PM]
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Quote# 51203

[More bullshit science from our good friend Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain.]

The Prophet Muhammad said: "If a fly falls into your drink, you should dip it in the drink, and then dispose of the fly, because one of its wings bears a disease, and the other wing bears the cure."
This hadith was included in the Al-Bukhari collection.
This hadith makes it absolutely clear that the Prophet Muhammad confirmed a clear scientific fact: If a fly falls into a vessel - before a person drinks from this vessel, he should dip the fly in his drink, before disposing of it.
Then he should drink the beverage, because it won’t do him any harm.
Why? Because one of the fly’s wings bears the disease, and the other bears the cure.

In Germany, the Church paid a very large sum of money to two scientists to disprove this hadith.
Since this hadith appears in the Al-Bukhari collection, we cannot claim that it is unreliable or anything, and so they thought that if they could prove that this hadith contradicts science, they would be dealing a devastating blow to Islam.

The scientists took samples from the wings of flies, and began to examine them, analyze them, and take samples from their surface, in order to expose what existed on each wing.
The devastating result constituted a slap in the face.
The truth was devastating, and it backfired on them.
The two scientists reached an astounding conclusion.
They said that on one of its wings, the fly carries a huge amount of different types of bacteria, which adhere to it when it lands on rotting pieces of food that it eats.
As for the other wing, Allah has given the fly the great ability to carry the antidotes to these microbes.

When Bayer, one of the world’s largest pharmaceutical company, learned about this study, it derieved great benefit from it.
It established biological breeding farms, where they would raise flies and extract antibiotics from their wings - the stronges antibiotics in the world.
This antibiotic is made into a course of five pills, which is given to the patient, and it is used - believe it or not, my brother - to treat AIDS patients.
It strengthens their immune system, and destroys all types of microbes with which they are afflicted.
This is all thanks to the power of this antibiotic.
Obviously, this antibiotic is very expensive, and one course costs more than $500, but it is very strong and effective.
How did they discover it?
From this hadith.

Did the Prophet Muhammad have labs to carry out research?
Did Abu Bakr know anything about entomology, parasitology, or bacteriology?
Of course not.
Absolutely not.
So how did they make all these scientific accomplishments?
The only logical conclusion is that this science was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad by the Creator.

Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain, YouTube 58 Comments [10/30/2008 8:27:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 51145

A woman accused of adultery was stoned to death by Islamists in Somalia.

Asha Ibrahim Dhuhulow, 23, was buried up to her neck in front of hundreds of people Monday in a square in Kismayu and stones were hurled at her head. She was dragged out of the hole three times to see if she was dead.

Islamists said Dhuhulow wanted punishment under Sharia law.

"A woman in green veil and black mask was brought in a car as we waited to watch the merciless act of stoning," said Abdullahi Aden, who witnessed the execution. "We were told she submitted herself to be punished, yet we could see her screaming as she was forcefully bound, legs and hands."

When a relative and others surged forward to rescue her, guards opened fire and killed a child, witnesses said.

Islamic wackos, Faux News 48 Comments [10/30/2008 8:24:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 50831

At Tuesday's school board meeting, the Scout leaders objected to the district not allowing the group to recruit students during school hours or during open house events after school. They said membership has fallen in the three Cub Scout packs and three Boy Scout troops that serve the district.

``If we let you come, we have to let just about everybody else come through,'' said Superintendent Dr. Kathy Myers Wunder.

Because of the Scouts' ties to religion, she said the district could not maintain a separation of church and state while giving the group access to students during school hours. The board also could not recognize the Scouts as a board-approved booster organization for this reason, Wunder said.

``This is a small community,'' said Ron Jordan, committee chairman for Brush Valley Cub Scout Pack 9. ``This isn't the big city. You believe in things. You believe in God.''

Ron Jordan, online.indianagazette.com 38 Comments [10/30/2008 8:09:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Papabear
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Quote# 51020

(Various posts made by Tanakh in one thread, pages 3-5)

"Palestinian" children deserve to DIE!!

It is our land and no one else's and they will be forcefully evicted or killed. There is no other option. A child is not innocent simply because it is a child except when they are our friends but an enemies child deserves no mercy. Their children will grow up to kill our children therefore their children are a risk that I will not take because I know what these children of "Palestine" will grow up to do. They look up to their Hamas lovin parents and idolize them. 80% of their children dream of becoming suicide bombers so no I am not going to let that happen and if that means their death over mine then so be it!

<snip>

[You seem to be a bit one sided, mate. Google "Israeli Atrocities", and then realize that it's a bit more grey then you think.]

They and their children are the scum of the earth and must be destroyed so yes I am one sided in this fight and thank goodness that I am!

[You'd fit in nicely with Kahane. Luckily, I know you're not representative of the majority of Jews.]

KAHANE CHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason most Jews are liberal idiots, especially in America, is because they are afraid of reality. Rabbi Meir Kahane was killed precisely because Islam feared him more then anything and that is why Kahane is a saint that deserves applause.

Tanakh, CF 38 Comments [10/30/2008 8:08:26 PM]
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Quote# 51094

Kuala Lumpur - One of Malaysia's highest Islamic bodies has banned females from dressing or behaving like men and engaging in lesbian sex, saying it was forbidden by the religion.

The National Fatwa Council late on Thursday issued its ruling following a two-day meeting that discussed recent cases of young women apparently behaving like men and exhibiting homosexual tendencies, state news agency Bernama reported.

Council chairperson Abdul Shukor Husin told Bernama many young women admired the way men dress, behave and socialise, violating human nature and denying their femininity.

"It is unacceptable to see women who love the male lifestyle including dressing in the clothes men wear," Abdul Shukor was quoted as saying.

"(Masculine behaviour) becomes clearer when they start to have sex with someone of the same gender, that is woman and woman," he said.

"In view of this, the National Fatwa Council which met today have decided and taken the stand that such acts are forbidden and banned," he said.

Male homosexuality, considered against the order of nature, is illegal in Malaysia but lawyers say female homosexuality is technically permissible as there are no provisions for it under the law.

The National Fatwa Council (Malaysia), News24 21 Comments [10/30/2008 8:06:41 PM]
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Quote# 51219

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters Life!) – Not content with banning women from wearing trousers, Malaysia's top Islamic council now wants a ban on yoga, according to a report on state news agency Bernama.

The National Fatwa Council's Deputy Director-General Othman Mustapha told reporters after a seminar on Islamic jurisprudence on Thursday that the announcement would be made soon.

Professor Zakaria Stapa of Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia's Islamic Studies Center told the seminar on Wednesday that Muslims who had taken up yoga should stop practicing as it could damage their faith, Bernama said.

Last week the Fatwa Council decreed that tomboyish behavior by girls, including wearing trousers, was immoral as it may lead to the practice of lesbian sex. (as if)

General Othman Mustapha, Reuters via Yahoo News 22 Comments [10/30/2008 8:00:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Nowonmai
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Quote# 51015

Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me.

BAC, RaptureReady 63 Comments [10/30/2008 7:58:42 PM]
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Quote# 51213

Jakarta, 27 Oct. (AKI) – An Islamist party leader has defended child marriages in Indonesia saying it is normal to marry children as young as 11 or 12. Hilman Rosyad Syihab, deputy leader of the Islamic party Partai Keadilan Sejahtera (PKS), shared his views with Adnkronos International. The comments came after a Muslim cleric provoked public outrage in Indonesia by marrying a 12-year-old girl, and reportedly has plans to marry another two girls aged nine and seven.

Pujianto Cahyo Widianto married the girl in the central Java city of Semarang, during an unofficial religious ceremony.

Widianto, used Islam's Prophet Mohammed's marriage to a seven year-old, Aisha, in the 7th century A.D. to justify his actions.

Hilman Rosyad Syihab, AKI 27 Comments [10/30/2008 7:57:49 PM]
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Quote# 51093

AMMAN, OCTOBER 27 - Police authorities launched a crackdown campaign against homosexual men who gather in public places in Amman as part of official efforts to fight "immoral behavior," a police source said today. Four gay men were arrested earlier this week after they were ambushed by secret service in a public garden in west Amman, the source was quoted by al Ghad Arbic daily today. "The men were each kept in solitary confinement at Jweideh prison, south Amman, in order to separate them from other prisoners to avoid sexual relation with other inmates," said the police source. The four men, whose names were kept secret due to sensitivity of the issue in this tribal country, remain in prison without charges and authorizes refuse to release them on bail. Amman military governor, Saad Manasir vowed to continue the campaign "until all forms of sexual misconduct are ended." The governor has the right to send citizens to prison for two months without charges "if he felt their freedom represents danger the society," according to the Jordanian law. "Homosexuality is on the rise in Jordan and they have certain gathering areas as they look for a chance to practice immoral actions," the police source was quoted as saying, as he indicated number of homosexuals is believed to be 600. Jordan's law bans homosexuality and any man caught having sex with another man faces up to four years behind bars, but the law is rarely practiced.

JORDAN: AMMAN; POLICE LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS, ANSAmed 19 Comments [10/30/2008 7:55:25 PM]
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Quote# 50952

When will the persecution of Kent Hovind end?
My pastur says evolution supports homosexuality, and Kent Hovind should not be jailed for telling people the truth. I did not know that going to a government school that my boy Earl would be exposed to such awful, perverted things. Luckily, my pastur assured us that Kent would be freed and then he had gave each of the boys in the church an exam looking for signs of homosexuality. With a speculum, you can check for odor of semen in the reckum, and know quickly if your son has been exposed to evolution from a public school. PLease free Kent now so he can keep telling truths about it. When will this persecution end?

enuice4jesus, Yahoo Answers 69 Comments [10/30/2008 7:06:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 50787

(A discussion about "Hollywood Values")

Andy: I've never seen a movie "demonize" drug use. Every movie I've seen that has drug use portrays it as something "cool" people do. As to your support of decriminalizing drugs, well ... that serves to prove my point. A big fan of Hollywood types yourself?

BenHur: *Huge list of movies where drugs ruin lives, cause people to die, and are generally portrayed as bad*

Andy: Liberals think they can fool people by citing unusual examples to deny a correlation. It's indisputable that Hollywood values are highly correlated with drug use, and that movie portrayals of drug use range from something that cool people do to something that is funny. Can anyone think of a movie that presented a sympathetic figure who was then senselessly murdered or seriously harmed by someone hooked on drugs? I can't. Hollywood is in denial about the harm caused by drugs, often to innocent third parties.

(Emphasis added.)

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 58 Comments [10/30/2008 7:06:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith
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Quote# 50963

Here are some stories that may cause you to make a wrong judgment: Adam and Eve--Noah's ark--Jonah and the Whale--Sampson and Delilah--Moses and the Red Sea--Joshua and the Walls of Jericho. Do you believe that they actually happened? Before you answer, here is the missing puzzle piece: God, has deliberately chosen seeming foolish things to confound those who think that they are wise. Who would believe such silly stories? --Certainly not those who have any pride or intellectual dignity. God has made the door of salvation so low, only those who are prepared to intellectually humble themselves can enter.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comforts Column 58 Comments [10/30/2008 7:05:20 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
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Quote# 50918

“In your opinion, which of the following items of female dress cause a real potential for lust?”

* short skirts
* tight skirts
* slit skirts
* long skirts with slits to the knees
* sleeveless blouses
* low cut blouses and dresses
* tight blouses
* sheer blouses
* T-shirts
* V-neck dresses
* form-fitting jeans
* looser-fitting pants
* shorts
* one piece bathing suits


“If such things draw the attention of normal, godly, Christian men, by definition they are immodest, no matter what the women think.”


[The whole survey is very, er, revealing...]

Anonymous Fundie, Survey of Christian Men on the Subject of Women's Clothing 77 Comments [10/30/2008 7:04:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50947

Hey you Atheist idiiots...if God and Satan are not real...?
Who do you think possesed Emily Rose? Dumbasses. Atheism is the Satan's way of seduction into evil. Have fun burning in purgatory.

Taive, Yahoo! Answers 47 Comments [10/30/2008 7:02:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: tawaen
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Quote# 50984

Hallowe'en is a Satanist festival and it is both ungodly and dangeorus to mark it. A good part of Pastor K's sermon this morning was spent warning the kids about the bad things that might happen to them if they go trick-or-treating on Friday night.

Fred, The Garvanian 47 Comments [10/30/2008 6:57:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Barry
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Quote# 50841

Why do Atheists give the pretence that they are tolerant?

Atheism, like other extremist ideologies, is about denial and negation...there is nothing positive or affirmative about it.

Yet, I am constantly being told by the Atheists about how "tolerant" they all are....LMAO!!!!

Atheists have a proven track record, in places like China, Cuba and North Korea, of doing their best to suppress freedom and human rights. They have no regard for the dignity and worth of the human being whatsover - note how the founding fathers ascribe a divine origin for the inalienable rights of Man in the Declaration of Independence - , preferring to explain it in terms of chance and natural selection:

Isn't it the case that Atheists burn inside with a visceral hatred and disdain for religion and faith?

Isn't it true that Atheists believe that by suppressing religion they would doing the world a big favor?

Isn't it in the nature of the Atheist to want to silence all talk of God and holy religion?

Pastor Thaddeus Winthrop, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [10/30/2008 6:55:11 PM]
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Submitted By: thejebusfire
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Quote# 51033

We can not question God.

He tells us in his word that murder is wrong!!

And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan. We can not question it at all! You are trying to make God evil, but his plans are in our best interests!

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo! Answers 43 Comments [10/30/2008 6:48:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 50727

I do believe you are caring, compassionate man. Likely one who dwells with women in understanding.

So I, as a woman, am asking you to intercede for us as a man. Be reconciled to God and man. You have joined a tribe of male hunters and thus set yourself up to be an adversary of men.

Maybe ... you were born different from the men that came before you, but "when the purpose of something is not known, abuse is inevitable." God made YOU on purpose and being wasted on another man's lust is not it. That's not all there is. There's gotta be more to life.

Christie Leonard, ANTI-Gay Marriage (Facebook) 40 Comments [10/30/2008 1:06:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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