Barack Osama praises Bill Maher's new movie 'Religulous'!!
I'm going to be producing a movie called "Evil-ution" in response to Religulous. During the course of this film, the audience will see me travel around, interviewing various supporters of Darwin's Theory of Evil-ution, such as university professors, scientists, liberal politicians, artists, etc., and in the process, exposing their stupidity, and giving the audience some damn good laughs at all these atheists! When the shoe is on the other foot, it wouldn't seem so funny then, at least, it wouldn't seem so funny to the atheists. My people, on the other hand, would find it extremely amusing, and deeply satsifying.
I would make sure that all churches received free tickets to the movie, which the church could then sell to members of its congregation, as a way to raise funds. You see the difference between religion and evil-ution is that evil-ution is entirely fictional and was made up to control your life, to make you subservient to all those who have power. Religion, on the other hand, was arrived at through observation and research. Only Christianity has the power to free the human race from the chains of reason and logic!
I can picture it now, whenever one of those atheistic scientists said something stupid such as, "The dinosaurs became extinct several million years before humans walked on the Earth. The two species never lived together on this planet". Then all of us Christians sitting in the front row would just start laughing our asses off! We'd be rolling around in the floor, holding on to our sides, peeing in our pants, begging the projectionist to stop the film!
Dr_Henry_M_Morris (aka Kelgan), IMDb 69 Comments
[10/13/2008 10:14:16 AM]
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