Quote# 49630

Barack Osama supporters sabotaging the new 'American Carol' movie!

Liberals are actively trying to sabotage this film. This movie sold almost no tickets when it was released, and the only logical explanation for this movie's failure is liberal sabotage. Liberals have planted ticket-sellers in theaters across the country who will "accidentally" give you the ticket for the wrong movie, and liberal theater owners have refused to properly promote this movie by displaying the appropriate signs in the lobby.

So, how else can this movie's failure be explained? Either nobody is buying tickets, due to a lack of interest, (highly unlikely, given the major A-list stars in the movie, as well as the thought-provoking script) or deliberate liberal sabotage!

You know, my cousin is a deputy sheriff here in town, and he tells me that whenever liberals start getting too big for their britches, he whacks them a couple of times with his billy-stick, and that really calms them down. It brings them back down to Earth, it brings them back to reality. They don't seem so scary after that.

Well, he's running for sheriff this year, but I'm afraid that his nickname of "Mr. Nice Guy" is going to hurt him at the polls. He has publically admitted to striking liberals only once or twice with his night-stick, rather than the recommended number of 10 times. His political enemies will try to portray him as being weak, they will call him an appeaser, but my cousin is a fighter, and I really like his chances in this race.

Dr_Henry_M_Morris (aka Kelgan), IMDb 65 Comments [10/12/2008 11:53:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 49551

What a bunch of nonsense. Evolution theory has long been suspect. This article attempts to provide cover for the serious question that if man evolved from apes, why has there been no further evolution in the last 10,000 years.

idjiut, Covina, USA, timesonline 35 Comments [10/12/2008 11:53:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 49671

[Atheists] believe in worshiping themselves and worshiping sexual acts. They have made it almost impossible for a young woman to keep her heart pure. If she does attempt this, they attack her and try to perform psychological torture to get her to see things their way. They are crazy.

Perry loves Jesus and Jesus only, Y! Answers 57 Comments [10/12/2008 11:35:02 PM]
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Quote# 49547

"Freedom of religion applies to evolution as well.
You can have your own churches but don't teach your religion in our schools and don't say it's science.

Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

kingofkleen1, youtube 38 Comments [10/12/2008 10:52:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Yujifanik

Quote# 49634

A question to those who believe that the earth has been orbiting the sun for the past 4 billion years:

Why has the massive increase in the planet's population over this period of time not slowed down and altered the pattern of its orbit?

There are 6.6 billion people in the world, each weighing an average of 12 stones. Thus the total weight of mankind is somewhere in the region of 495 million tonnes. Now, that sort of weight added to that of the planet would have a massive impact on its orbit.

So why hasn't this happened?

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio4/F2766778 77 Comments [10/12/2008 10:31:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: David Sands

Quote# 49317

The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.

Malachi Z. York, Questions and Answers / Debates and Discussion Scroll #140 73 Comments [10/12/2008 10:15:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 49663

[About the AFA ending the McDonald's boycott]

I know many of you didn't see a reason to boycott when so many companies are members of the Gay and Lesbian Board, but it really was a very good teaching tool with my kids about standing up for what we believe in, even when that means foregoing the Star Wars Happy Meal toys. My 5 year olds comment to a family member when they wanted to take him to McD's - "I don't want to eat there, they give money to help Satan."

slpmom3, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [10/12/2008 9:49:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: JR

Quote# 49644

Like I've been saying: Democracy is a nice thing until you have a bunch of Godless ignorant people voting for the wrong people to lead an entire country.

WarriorX, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [10/12/2008 9:48:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 49512

Christians, in the bible it says, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, so if my girlfriend wills to have an abortion?

Do I have the right to abort her life?

Answer : Yes.

Kmerm19, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [10/12/2008 9:43:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 49625

Obviously you've never Read The Holy Bible. Because one the the 10 Commandments is "THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE".

SouthernBelle23, Topix 79 Comments [10/12/2008 9:13:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 41

Quote# 49533

I am convinced that just the fascination with occult-overtoned fantasy material, is in itself, a symptom of demonic bondage.

CS Lewis, from my knowledge, has never went through deliverance to be set free from his occult demons and strongholds. Therefore, as a result, his occult overtones were mingled in with his so-called "Bible inspired" writings.

Robert L, Ministering Deliverance 31 Comments [10/12/2008 8:57:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 49631

[BREAKING NEWS -- It rained!]

Did you guys notice.....
It was pouring down rain at the debate last night, and from what I heard...the city was in the middle of a drought. I am not sure where the debate was held, maybe someone could help me with this...but it really showed me who is REALLY in control! God Almighty!!!! It was not only pouring down rain, it was thunder and lightning! Craziness!!

Kvat3r, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [10/12/2008 6:11:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: JR

Quote# 49510

Let's see it's now about 28 years of trials and temptations for me. Yes, Satan is continuing his efforts to lead into sexual immorality, lots of pressure to go off the narrow path. And he plays dirty if you don't take the woman he is offering then he will accuse you of being gay, anything to get you to move off the narrow path and join the wide road of religion and sin.

Sometime the attacks can be so strong you start to think that you're the only one left on the narrow path and Satan has every one of his thought bombs coming at you. I suppose Noah and his family must have felt a lot of pressure and thought bombs coming their way also and they were the only ones left!!!!

This battle for the mind article to worth reading.

Won't it be awesome to leave this planet. Can't wait.

Alhere, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [10/12/2008 6:00:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Occam

Quote# 49741

There are no words in the human language (any human language) that could possibly describe Barak Hussein Obama. The man is evil, sick, putrid, rancid, sickening, etc. See, there isn't any words that describe him fully.

Defending human life is above his paygrade? Sick. This man provokes me to swearing and makes me want to vomit.

Rebecki, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [10/12/2008 5:47:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: cc

Quote# 49640

the problem with gay rape is that the rapee ie the man who has just been raped is too ashamed to admit it and may even deny it-it's documented.

gays should just be locked away as the potential rapists that they are, the same way paedophiles who've served their time should be locked away as the continuing menace to society that they are

Exarch, total war forums 40 Comments [10/12/2008 5:15:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: giz80

Quote# 49554

[ a conversation between a fundie (littlemoohoo0, and a rational person (h8uall66)

littlemoohoo :
see, this is where your arrogance gets you into error. you were not alive in the time of Job, so how do you know there were not any dragons? if, as you claim, there was only one, then finding fossil evidence would be unlikely. breathing fire is not as ridiculous as it sounds as there is a creature alive today that produces sparks of fire

h8uall66 : You see, this is where your lack of intellectual honesty gets you into error. You never apply your skepticism to your own claims. You also were not alive in the time of Job so how do you know there WERE dragons? Also, there are no fire breathing animals anywhere on earth. I assume you mean the bombardier beetle? They don't produce fire they just squirt a caustic liquid.

littlemoohoo : no i was not alive but i do <b>have the bible as my evidence</b>,ie a detailed description of one, and as this is the word of God i would be foolish not to accept it wouldn't i

littlemoohoo, Youtube Comments 22 Comments [10/12/2008 6:02:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 49439

Do Christians teach their children about evolution at the same time they teach them about Christian beliefs?

Answer : Modern science will soon replace Darwin's theory of evolution with Intelligent Design Theory of evolution when a new discovery proves the existence of the God Yahweh. It will be taught to our children around the world in public school science classes that Yahweh has been the "missing link" in the chain of evolution making the genetic changes to all species of life on Earth for the last billions of years and stopped life evolving on Earth in the same era He created the modern human. Darwin's theory will fall by the wayside just as the spontaneous generation theory did.

the chosen one, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [10/12/2008 5:59:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 49522

[At first, I thought that this was a attempt at a troll but, after reading more of his responses, I'm convinced that he actually believes this.

In a thread titled "Why atheists aren't real"]

the devil has tricked you into believing God doesn't exist. therefore, you really do believe in God you just don't realize it.

Togarmah, WoW Offtopic 32 Comments [10/12/2008 5:58:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 49647

When Palin first hit the scene, they were showing McCain well ahead of Obama. Unfortunately, she then promptly opened her mouth, and the numbers dropped off faster than a lead balloon.

America, you see, is a Christian Nation in name only. Most Americans are more interested in policy than prayer, more interested in the here than the hereafter. They don't know 5 of the 10 Commandments. They think it's fine to go to the store on Sunday, without realizing that even having the store OPEN is an affront to God! They think it's fine and dandy to let people worship strange gods! They're covetous . . . a huge part of the subprime mess was based on "keeping up with the Joneses"!

JDonati, RaptureReady 69 Comments [10/12/2008 5:57:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 49541

Evolution??? Evolution is a THEORY.
You are welcome to your theory. So are those that believe, or in other words, have a theory that God created man.

Common sense rules out evolution.
Natural selection would dictate that only a few select species would survive.
Why don't pigs fly or talk. Why just monkies able to "evolve".
Why science has observed is ADAPTATION.
There is zero evidence, or observation oof one species becoming a more acompletely new advanced species.

JMAC, ABC News blog 35 Comments [10/12/2008 5:50:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: zacky

Quote# 49584

From the irony department:...

(Q: Is Jesus a hypocrite?

Jesus states "But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." Mat 5:22

But then Jesus says...

"You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40
"You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17
"How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25
"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20)

When Jesus says it, it is righteous truth. Jesus cannot sin and Jesus can do no wrong.

Chris, Yahoo! Answers 43 Comments [10/12/2008 5:20:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 49568

I thought rocks were only indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 75 Comments [10/12/2008 4:12:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 49116

The crucial problem with evolution is that it isn't science. According to the scientific method, science is repeatable and observable. The Big Bang isn't repeatable or observeable. Evolution fits more correctly in the religion category, in that it answers the three eternal questions, "Where did we come from?, Why are we here?, and Where are we going?"

naterz_g, popsci 30 Comments [10/12/2008 3:36:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: L

Quote# 49406

[In a thread about the New Creation (Rev.21:1)]

For one thing, movement from Point A to Point B will be instantaneous.

Since acceleration is distance divided by time [a = d / t], and time shall be no more, then acceleration will be instantaneous [a = d].

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 60 Comments [10/12/2008 2:47:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: David

Quote# 49483

What does the Fact that 93% of the Scientists at the National Academy Sciences Foundation are Atheist tell you ?

Answer : That science has corrupted the Earth.

red_head_267, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [10/12/2008 2:45:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: J Arcenas