Barack Osama supporters sabotaging the new 'American Carol' movie!
Liberals are actively trying to sabotage this film. This movie sold almost no tickets when it was released, and the only logical explanation for this movie's failure is liberal sabotage. Liberals have planted ticket-sellers in theaters across the country who will "accidentally" give you the ticket for the wrong movie, and liberal theater owners have refused to properly promote this movie by displaying the appropriate signs in the lobby.
So, how else can this movie's failure be explained? Either nobody is buying tickets, due to a lack of interest, (highly unlikely, given the major A-list stars in the movie, as well as the thought-provoking script) or deliberate liberal sabotage!
You know, my cousin is a deputy sheriff here in town, and he tells me that whenever liberals start getting too big for their britches, he whacks them a couple of times with his billy-stick, and that really calms them down. It brings them back down to Earth, it brings them back to reality. They don't seem so scary after that.
Well, he's running for sheriff this year, but I'm afraid that his nickname of "Mr. Nice Guy" is going to hurt him at the polls. He has publically admitted to striking liberals only once or twice with his night-stick, rather than the recommended number of 10 times. His political enemies will try to portray him as being weak, they will call him an appeaser, but my cousin is a fighter, and I really like his chances in this race.
Dr_Henry_M_Morris (aka Kelgan), IMDb 65 Comments
[10/12/2008 11:53:33 PM]
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