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Quote# 49466

This seems more like an opportunity to harrass anyone who believes the bible. Bible says that the earth is 6000 years old. So what. And no, God did not use evolution. Why would he, what kind of God needs to use an idea as ridiculous as evolution. The two concepts are opposite. Evolution is the idea that first there was nothing, and then it exploded. Creation is the idea that first there was God, and he created.

terry, Strange Creature Found on Russian Coastline Baffles Locals 30 Comments [10/9/2008 1:48:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Chamale
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Quote# 49643

Any names you called me.
That just full me up with God's angery against Satan.

DanddoSeri(LoneWolf1984), XC forums 28 Comments [10/9/2008 1:47:24 PM]
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Quote# 49154

If Christians do not have the right to bring religion why would Athesist's have the right to bring evolution into the schools or government.

Face it I'm not happy about what is going on in the Government now, but I am subject to the vote of the people. We all have to be a part of something we don't always want. That's America.

Baltimore, topix 29 Comments [10/9/2008 1:30:55 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49177

[In response to the question "Why must we believe Jesus died for us in order to be saved?"]

Because we just do. We are in no position to question God's ways. Do as He says and you will be saved.

amen, Yahoo!Answers 27 Comments [10/9/2008 1:19:14 PM]
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Quote# 49198

[This is a comment following a positive review of Bill Maher's film Religulous]


gee, so bill maher has "bar charts" explaining who is not "religious". wow, i'm so proud of little billy maher. he finally figured out how to be more of a jackass than he already was. seriously, though, what in the blue hell does this guy think he's going to accomplish by coming out with a movie/documentary about atheists are teh best, and everyone should be an atheist? newsflash: there is NO such thing as an atheist. just the simple statement that atheists believe there is no God proves they do believe there IS a God, and that He does exist. let me explain. in order for ANY person to believe something doesn't exist, they must FIRST know that whatever it is they believe doesn't exist ALREADY existed. this is why atheists are so freaking mad all the time, whether or not they want to say it, because deep down in their deceived hearts, they KNOW God is there. by the way, how in the world is it possible for "humanity" to judge the "idea" of God, when God is the One who created ALL of humanity? who, exactly, do you think you are, garyb, that you can judge God, because by saying what you've said, that's what you obviously think. i bet you ANYTHING that when you're on your death bed, you're not going to be so gung-ho about judging God, or the idea of God, i should say. you won't even be THINKING about ways you can disprove God's existence, because you will be crying out to Him to save your soul. have you EVER heard the phrase, "there are no atheists in foxholes"? it's the truth.

graphicartist2k5, cinemablend.com 50 Comments [10/9/2008 1:15:01 PM]
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Submitted By: GoFast
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Quote# 49641

The Apostle Paul said that the Word of God, i.e., the Law of God, made his sins become exceedingly sinful... "that sin by the commandment might become exceeding sinful" (Romans 7:13). The hellivision (television) does the exact opposite—it DESENSITIZES people to the awfulness of sin! We have become insensitive as a nation—calloused concerning the evils of abortion, the perversion of homosexuality, the smut of pornography, the deadliness of booze, the disease of fornication, the woes of gambling, the treason of our leaders in Washington, the shamefulness of immodestly clothed women, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Consequently, American society has become extremely tolerant of sin, which is why the evils of abortion are never mentioned on TV. We see Sarah McLaughlin begging for money on TV (to the tune of "In The Arms Of The Angel") for needy cats and dogs; while 5,000 human babies are needlessly and brutally murdered every single day in the United States without notice. It is evil. Save the whales; murder the children! Woe unto America!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior.com 27 Comments [10/9/2008 1:13:46 PM]
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Quote# 49023

You are not born gay. Homosexuality is purely a sexual desire, thus making it nothing but a fetish. No different then wanting to have sex with animals or children.

Its a sin because its not natural in the sense of reproduction and was never meet to be. The same with having sex with animals and children before they have the ability to make kids. remember, back before 100 years ago, all through out history, it was considered the norm for girls/kids as young as 12 to get married and have kids. Some countries still practice this.

anal sex is not something that is natural. Things are not suppose to go up there. Gay sex, this is the only option. Or with lesbians, no option at all without sex toys.

CodeforSyn, Gametrailers 50 Comments [10/9/2008 9:41:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 49085

Why won't Obama just admit it?
Why does he always say he's a Christian. Anyone can see he's muslim.

Fact: In an interview, Obama mentioned that Muhammad's prayers are the most beautiful sounds.

Fact: He said that if he wins, he will swear on the Quran, not the Bible.

I could keep going, but I want to keep it short and to the point.

So why doesn't he just admit it? Is he afraid that will not go over well in the polls? Honestly, I couldn't care less what religion he is, I just want to know.

cb52211, Yahoo|Answers 63 Comments [10/9/2008 9:17:21 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 49223

This is a printable .pdf leaflet with instructions for those left behind after the rapture. Needless to say, it's quite... special.

"This message has been left for you by a friend or a relative who has recently disappeared along with millions of people around the world.

(...)

I am sure that there will be a lot of speculation as to what happened to all these people. The theories of scientists and world leaders will have so much credibility that most of the world will believe them. It will sound like the truth!

But, there is only one truth. And that truth is that Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, came back to earth and took with Him to Heaven all those who believed in Him and made Him their Lord."

jesuschristis.com, jesuschristis.com 26 Comments [10/9/2008 6:11:35 AM]
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Submitted By: MrGoodBytes
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Quote# 49149

I have found Darwin to be illogical.

Darwin him self thought his theory was illogical.

If evolution is fact then we are aliens. We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years. more so the last 50 years.

Evolution in theory takes time.

Nick, topix 32 Comments [10/9/2008 6:10:06 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49333

Let's make something very clear that is not an opinion. Absolutely agreed is the decision that people can't choose their sexual orientation. NO ONE KNOWS WHY PEOPLE PORTRAY PARTICULAR SEXUAL TENDENCIES. However, you CAN choose to live a homosexual or heterosexual lifestyle. No one forces you to do either one. So logically, homosexuality is a choice that one makes and homosexual or heterosexual tendences are not a choice but a state of mind.

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Just because an individual has an alcohol problem, doesn't mean he or she has to drink. In the same way, just because one feels gay, doesn't mean they have to be that way! The Liberal community needs to shut up and stop telling people they must live a homosexual lifestyle if they feel that way, and the conservative community needs to shut up and stop telling people orientation is a choice!

amehos, Sarah Palin: Homosexuality Is a Choice 30 Comments [10/9/2008 6:09:13 AM]
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Quote# 49202

How many believe as I do, that after another 50 to 100 years of the Liberals shoving their crap down our throats, that the conservatives of this nation will finally have enough, and have finally been pushed far enough that another American Civil War (With Blood spilled in the streets) will actually occur and as myself, am actually looking forward to it. Even if we might be in the twilight of our lives (but our children will be the ones to benefit from it). Hell, I can picture myself in a wheel chair, strolling the street with a M16 taking out Liberals. LOL

JOEVIKING, FreeConservatives 59 Comments [10/9/2008 5:47:46 AM]
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Quote# 49134

[As part of a demand for Youtube to remove all vidoes critical of Islam.]

"uttering profanities against Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) is the worst form of human rights violation in the world."

Dr Adel Al-Damkhi, Kuwait Human Rights Society Chairman 65 Comments [10/9/2008 5:44:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Jake
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Quote# 49027

I have finally realized by liberals are such advocates of aborting as many babies as they possibly can, even those babies who have been born. It is because the powers that be in the liberal universal realize they are such asinine, stupid, idiotic, bunches of bastards. Such things as accusing saving children ruins America, promoting life causes one to kick in the head of a mother, protecting Jews makes one a Nazi are all examples of the absolute craziness that infects the liberals. These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals. Thank you all for your comments which have led me to a great revelation as to why I believe you all should be aborted ASAP. It is too bad your mothers did not have the same feelings as you do.

GO MCCAIN, PALIN, BUSH, and all the right people of the world!!!!!!!

Liberals suck toad crap. (and probably like it)

ProudFossil, Peak Oil News: Forums 41 Comments [10/9/2008 5:42:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nerdanel
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Quote# 49173

Atheist means no religion, no moral values, totaly evil people just aim to spread wars between different religion so that religios people can be finished from this world, totally followers of satan...

\SbMang, Zorpia.com 37 Comments [10/9/2008 5:41:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Bigtone
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Quote# 49274

My girlfriend and I gave in to sexual temptation... It took a while, but it happened... It's been a struggle ever since... We just recently got serious about overcoming this... We started praying together about it.. We're talking marriage in April.. As I write this I'm so very low... Last night at her house we were both burning.. We prayed... 20 minutes later we failed... I know thats aweful.. you dont have to tell me... I can feel Satan's darts, and he tries to turn us against each other when we're praying and doing good...

chrisb743, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [10/9/2008 5:39:25 AM]
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Submitted By: maevemab
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Quote# 49013

Are you saying people of religion are not smart?

Just because I spelled evolution wrong in the title don't mean I aint smart.

Feranis, WoW offtopic 40 Comments [10/9/2008 3:51:05 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 49066

My two sons are 7 and 11 and we too have been talking more this week about Christ's return. I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it.

Surrender, RaptureReady 79 Comments [10/9/2008 2:40:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Frear
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Quote# 48999

I'm not evil....mind your business. Obviously you didn't read what I initially wrote. NO NEED TO RESPOND to what I said if you didn't like it! Thank you very much. I'm not evil, I'm a CHRISTIAN who wants a CHRISTIAN leader like MCCAIN not OBAMA who is a freakin MUSLM and worships CHICKENS!! Only GOD can judge me so keep your ruthless opinions to yourself jerk!

SouthernBelle23 , Topix 66 Comments [10/9/2008 12:56:59 AM]
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Quote# 49201

[Discussing the Bill Maher film, Religulous]

Well, you can't blame them for making fun of us Christians. You can’t make fun of the Jews (that would show clearly that you were a Nazi) and you can't make fun of the Blacks. That would make you a white supremicist (Nazi). So, they HAVE to make fun of someone, so they do. That's what they do. It defines them. They feel Christians are stupid, and they are smart. We are undermenshen. That is a term made popular by Nazis during the second world war and it is German for under men. These Undermenshen included Jews, Russians, Slavs, and anyone who wasn't ARyan.

Hitler spent a lot of time kissing up to certain Christian leaders. After all, his army was mostly Christian and he needed to have his soldiers follow him. But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man.

Michael Medved, a jewish film critic, speaking about how Hollywood depictions of Christians, said that he hasn't seen any persecution that was similar to this since Hitler made films about the Jews in the 1940s.

Jonteel, christianforums.com 39 Comments [10/8/2008 11:01:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Brendan
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Quote# 49001

(Picture of Horsehead Nebula)

Take a look at this picture. Aesthetically, it is beautiful; but epistemologically, it is a testimony to what sin can do. A nebula, the shell of a star that once housed an angel. An angel that chose to "leave his first estate" and come here to cohabit with the women. It now serves as a warning beacon to any other angel that may want to follow in their steps. Aesthetically beautiful, hamartologically ugly - ugly as sin.

(Picture of Grand Canyon)

DITTO

AV1611VET, Christian forums 66 Comments [10/8/2008 9:52:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Ray
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Quote# 49135

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?

aj, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [10/8/2008 8:03:51 PM]
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Quote# 49515

What should the doctor do to the patient after the abortion?

Answer :
Kill them the same way that they just killed their kid!


{the answer got one thumb up, showing that this opinion is shared by others)

Answerer 2 (the answerer is obscured do to the question being unresolved), Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [10/8/2008 7:52:53 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 49585

[Regarding the evils of Bend it Like Beckham]
Playing football in the local park with a few of the local boys one day, Jessie is noticed by a real football player, Juliette 'Jules' Paxton (Keira Knightly). Seeing quality athletics in Jessie, Jules invites Jessie to try out for her all-girl football team. But Jessie knows her parents do not approve of her playing football. But she is so good at it and playing football is all she wants to do. So, she sneaks. A lot. She defies. She deceives. And she lies. Just to get to play football. The poster above fairly well says it all. I can hear it now! "If her parents had let her play, she wouldn't have been forced to sneak and lie." No one forces anyone to do these things. It is a choice for which the defiant one is completely accountable. To say that denial of a privilege forces one to lie is like a bad guy with a gun saying "Don't force me to kill you."

Tom Carder, Capalert 42 Comments [10/8/2008 7:51:29 PM]
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Submitted By: WHO?
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Quote# 49526

Okay...there are LOTS of gay stuff here so i thought i can write something too! O and CATHOLICS ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE. look at all CHristians--they were originally catholic but then martin Luther Screwed everything up.

NOTE TO GAY PEOPLE: YOU are still GOD's children and he loves you!! You can change!! GOD WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN STOP BEING GAY.

Part Uno:
O look at us!!
We're all gay
And we like to play
SO DEAL WITH IT.

O, don't you know?
GOD LOVES YOU!
He will always love you!
You can change!

No we can't!
PLEASURE BEFORE GOD.

Part Dos:
God willy always love you!
God will always care!
God will AWAYS WANT YOU!
God is alwauys there!

WELL we dont want him!
SO DEAL!

Authors Note: Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!

JesusIsLord, FanFiction.net 46 Comments [10/8/2008 7:48:08 PM]
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Submitted By: don't have one
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