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Quote# 48997

The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so-called "science fiction" by our young people, a poisonous rot about creatures not of God's making, alien societies without a good Christlan among them, and rawsex between unhuman beings with three heads.

HandsOnTheScreen, Huffington Post 61 Comments [10/5/2008 9:10:48 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48605

[Topic: Voting for Obama is like...]

....stuffing yourself with haggis
....pounding an awl into your skull for eternity
....listening to Slim Whittman albums over and over and over again and again
....removing your finger and toe nails with bamboo and repeating the process as they grow back
....not staying at a Holiday Inn Express the night before doing brain surgery
....believing that Queen Victoria was the most gorgeous woman on Earth ever!
....still not being able to tell the difference between Jimmy and Amy Carter
....anything to do with Michael Jackson
....seeing your name on a tombstone with your date of death already on it


.....buying a one way ticket to hell

FrankBeMe, RaptureReady 89 Comments [10/5/2008 7:25:21 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 48377

I agree, this week has been a full out war for me, but its great to know who is on our side. When things get tough, I cling to God more. Its a mixture a trials and refinement. And I think it disgusts the other side more to see that we arent going into a panic at the worlds condition like others and not fling our hands up in despair. Its truely a blessing to be aware of what's going on and having trust in the Lord, cause I'd be very depressed and lost without him. Im at peace while in the mist of chaos.

Pudding, RaptureReady 31 Comments [10/5/2008 7:21:42 PM]
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Quote# 48916

WASHINGTON — Pastor Gus Booth remembers when he used to simply encourage his congregation of 150 in Warroad, Minn., to vote each Election Day. Now, he thinks it's important to tell them which candidate should get their vote.

On Sunday , as part of the "Pulpit Initiative" organized by an Arizona-based conservative Christian legal group, Booth is set to join dozens of clergy nationwide in challenging Internal Revenue Service rules that prohibit churches from politicking by supporting or opposing candidates.

"If we can tell you what to do in the bedroom, we can certainly tell you what to do in the voting booth," said the minister, an evangelical leader of a nondenominational church, who expects to endorse Republican John McCain during his Pulpit Freedom Sunday sermon.

Pastor Gus Booth, ChicagoTribune.com 70 Comments [10/5/2008 4:39:12 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 48616

BULLCRAP.....how about being bombarded by the media every day with the gay agenda??? ...which star is gay today? how about music telling little girls "i kissed a girl and i liked it" a popular pop song..always pounding home how normal this perverted lifestyle is??? teaching kids in school homo's are right ...give me a break...you can whine about discrimination all you want to if you didn't choose to be a disease ridden pervert nobody would care about you....i don't want you in scouts and i damn sure don't want you teaching my kid...if you want to be a pervert then do it alone..stay out of the church too GOD doesn't want you and his greatest gift to you was aids....

southernmeltdown, city-data.com 68 Comments [10/5/2008 12:22:15 PM]
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Quote# 48611

Satan has given bad thoughts please help. Serious answers?

Yesterday, for science class I had to look up cleavage and fracture. I looked them up seperately. When I looked up cleavage this gay porn site came up. It didn't bother me that night but today I started thinking about it. I was like does this make me gay? I finally told my mom. (we are christians) and she told me no that I'm not gay cause It came up. Satan has been telling me that I liked it and I've been telling myself no that's not true. He's also been telling me that I am gay. I don't wanna believe it. I haven't been able to get erection to girls but I think it's because I'm really worried. I've been telling myself I'm not gay and me and my mom prayed. My mom said that it's an attack from satan. Could you please just say what you think and pray for me. Thanks

Thomas C, Yahoo Answers 86 Comments [10/5/2008 12:12:27 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48700

Lord, we ask that You anoint John McCain's words tonight with wisdom and clarity ...... we also pray that Barak Obama's dark agenda is revealed to the American people. Have mercy on our ailing land, dear Lord

BarbT, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [10/5/2008 12:11:02 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 49342

[Some bible scholars believe UFOs are mentioned in the bible]


They are WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UFOS are just tricked of Luicfer trying trick manking.

Just like Evolation Theory and the Big Bang.

Aliens are not said it in the bible. Those guys are not True christians.

They mite be Sceiontolgists dou. Aliens are about of they region LOL.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 71 Comments [10/5/2008 6:30:14 AM]
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Quote# 48384

Sex can lead one away from God, and Lust is a deadly sin. Need I remind you all of the AIDS epidemic in 1980s San Francisco?

Sex is a sin because sex can kill when misused.

slowmutant, WrongPlanet 66 Comments [10/5/2008 6:25:10 AM]
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Quote# 48559

What would America be like if you took all of the Judeo-Christian influence out?

So many here against Christianity in America. What would you invision as a country if we sunk to the depth of Communism in its hey day....a Godless Nation.

How would this improve anything. Could you explain how our country would be in a better position if the Judeo-Christian influence were gone?

Answer : Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Transsexuals, etc. would
be the norm, teenage pregnancy would skyrocket,
ANYTHING would be acceptable, no one would have any morals,
crime rates would balloon, right and wrong would be a matter
of opinion not law, so it would be okay for humans to marry
animals or inanimate objects.


Hopefully the answers will be educational.

~ Chelsey ~, Yahoo Answers 61 Comments [10/5/2008 1:16:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48683

FACT:
1 out of 5 masturbators will become registered sex offenders.2 out of 5 will engage in beastality.

2 out of every 3 men who masturbate will engage in a long term homo-sexual relationship and practice incest.

2 of the same 3 men will commit suicide. All of them will burn in Hell for their sins.

90% of all men who masturbate will have one or more STD’s in their life. 53% will die from a sexually related disease.

Repeated masturbation will lead to penile dysfunction, spinal injury, and prostate cancer.

67% of men who masturbate will become addicted to pornography, lose their jobs and families, and develop a severe depression.

Democrats practice self-abuse 10 times more often than Republicans due to their lack of morals.

The Lord makes his stance on Masturbation very clear: Leviticus 26:16

“I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning argue, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: should ye shall spill your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it”

FICTION:

It’s OK to masturbate if you are looking at Playboy or thinking about your girlfriend. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.It’s normal for young men to masturbate together or experiment sexually.

Masturbating is a safe, non-infectious way to relieve sexual tension.

There is no risk involved whatsoever.

The more you masturbate the better you become at controlling your orgasm when making love.

If it feels good do it.

Self gratification is an expression of one’s self.

Creative and successful people masturbate frequently.

From a lying, secular 20th-century medical perspective:

“I can assure you that this activity in no way affects mental or physical health.” — Dr. Peter Gott, nationally syndicated medical columnist, August 12, 1997.

christian anti-masturbation fundies, republication faith chat 80 Comments [10/5/2008 1:11:24 AM]
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Submitted By: lissie
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Quote# 48844

(Either a good troll, or a true creationist.)

"I'll say it to you and I'm sure I'll say it to thousands of other evolutionists: evolution has not been proven, never will be proven and has no basis in reality whatsoever. You people need to get over this majority rules outlook you favor so much and admit that variation does not equal evolution, you have no explanation for abiogenesis, and evolution is based not on science, but on imagination and an unwillingness to be accountable to something greater than yourselves."

Anonymous creationist, 4chan.org 45 Comments [10/5/2008 12:20:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Anzan
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Quote# 48528

So all you people believe that if you put your hand in front of your face that the image of the hand you are seeing is actually in your skull (behind your eyes) and not right in front of you?...the image of your hand is in your brain, not outside your brain (where it actually is)? You've got to be kidding me. Is there any other reason needed why nobody trusts science anymore? what a bunch of quacks.

supersport, CARM 56 Comments [10/5/2008 12:15:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 48370

[Spot the iro- wait a sec...]

Personally, I discourage imaginary friends. I just dont think it is a healthy practice and maybe I have watched too many movies . . . but that is how I feel about it. Personal conviction. I think that parents have to make their own choices to raise up their children in the way they should go . . if we cause one of these little ones to sin . . . We must teach our children at an early age what is right and wrong and what pleases the Lord.

BlessedinHim, RR 58 Comments [10/4/2008 1:04:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Copache
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Quote# 48648

Agreed. If atheists would actually research evolution instead of accepting everything liberal media shoves down them. Any sane person would agree it's a weak theory.

[lol... apparently charles darwin was a politico for msnbc. who knew?]

buhing513, yahoo answers 31 Comments [10/4/2008 1:04:37 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 48551

Why do atheists hate the very idea of Heaven/Hell?


I think it's because they know if it is true
they are destined to a hell not even Wes Craven
or Steven Spielberg could fathom

Additional Details


Nope. Hell is a real place.

It's a place of punishment for your
evil ways because you don't repent.

Good luck down there!!!

~ Chelsey ~, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [10/4/2008 12:59:44 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48535

(again about Clay Aiken)

Tonya B and people who think like that. God has already stated homosexuality is an abomination (which means it makes him want to hurl) so when we condemn it it doesn't mean we are judging but we are restating what God already says He hates. Yes we are all sinners so thanks for pointing out the obvious

renegade2009007, Yahoo! Music 43 Comments [10/4/2008 11:37:27 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 48432

"
That's the problem with kuffars, they are prisoners to their desires, arrogance, imperfections and rebelliousness and they call it freedom. They run like slaves after evilness and they forget that real freedom is to be free from evil.
And of course they certainly don't want to be told the truth about their evilness that's rotting inside them."

AminQ, Ummah Forums 34 Comments [10/4/2008 11:29:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Skavau
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Quote# 48555

Atheists, doesn't it seem like the only reason you don't believe is because your angry at God?
Like you have a hole and your trying to fill that hole by arguing with Christians as a scapegoat?

If your an intelligent person, you should admit this is an interesting question:-)

Scott, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [10/4/2008 11:28:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 48358

Atheists are like smokers. Smokers know that smoking is harmful and yet they smoke while consciously suppressing the fact that harm will come to them if they persist. Atheists act as if their feigned unbelief somehow grants them immunity from responsibility vis-à-vis what politicians in the Watergate era once called "plausible denial." Plausible denial won't work with God.

As the passage above indicates, they will concoct theories and create their own little gods and myths including things like earth worship or UFOs … anything to suppress the truth from which they run. They are not fooling God. That's why atheists get so angry about "religion" and pursue dead ends like "freedom from religion." They don't like to be reminded of what is true and the consequences of their self-delusion.

Rev. Keith Crosby, Green Bay Press Gazette 34 Comments [10/4/2008 11:24:19 AM]
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Quote# 48557

Atheists, doesn't it seem like the only reason you don't believe is because your angry at God?

Like you have a hole and your trying to fill that hole by arguing with Christians as a scapegoat?

If your an intelligent person, you should admit this is an interesting question:-)

Scott, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [10/4/2008 11:21:34 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48565

I think its kinda funny when you reject the Bible because it's written by man but you embrace science so strongly even though that was all written by guess who....MAN. =P

3nlgma, Gaia Online 53 Comments [10/4/2008 11:02:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 48431

Let's get to the point, all other civilizations outside of Christian cultures are behind in industry, technology and human rights. There is only one God, and the only way to that one God is through Jesus Christ. Bottom line. That's it.

Perry, Yahoo! Answers 53 Comments [10/4/2008 10:35:56 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 48566

Science constantly changes and disproves it's own discoveries and ideas all the time. The Bible does not. Remember that although the Bible was written by men, so was science.

3nlgma, Gaia Online 37 Comments [10/4/2008 10:21:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 48748

As a response to: 10 points to anyone who can disprove unicorns!?


"I can prove it though...

Psalms 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn."

In Christ's Service, Yahoo! Answers (Religion & Spirituality) 29 Comments [10/4/2008 10:02:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Sebastian Portelli
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