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Quote# 48647

[About Wiccan who stabbed herself in the foot with a sword during a good luck ceramony.]

she disparately needs a relationship with Jesus,the true living God that created the earth that the wiccans foolishly worship.it is far better to worship the creator who is worthy of all the worship and praise rather than the creation itself.

saved by Grace, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [10/4/2008 4:04:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Jay-Sus
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Quote# 48245

Satin is the beast that is is not and should never be.

A lie

A lie 'Satan' has power in that people believe it.

Therefore whitchcraft is real if you let it have power over you.

The problem is that you may not let it have power over you by not believing. Other fools however due to their own superstitions and ignorance will.

The truth shall set you free. In so much that Thomas Muthee took away the local witches power of persuasion over the people by letting them know that her power was false 'a lie' they wised up and to prevent her from manipulating more foolish people they drove her out of town. Good job Mr. Muthee.

Ed Wood, timesonline 45 Comments [10/4/2008 3:53:55 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48353

[Q: what's the point in a battle between good and evil as described in revelations if god is all powerful and neither party can mortally wound each other]


"well when that day arrives lets hope you have given yourself to the Lord so you can be on the winning side...
the point is to do away with evil in every form it exists... to defeat satan ... he is in control of the earth right now (which is why you are so confused) and the final battle has to occur in order to destroy the earth and heavens so as to create a new one of each..."

rocky, yahoo answers 22 Comments [10/4/2008 12:40:17 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 48531

We are living in just part of this universe, I mean, one of the 3D spaces available. Last time I checked, the devil was in the 4th dimensional space name Hades.

Did Einstein said that spaces outside this 3D sphere do not exist? No wonder he's not specialized in Quantum Physics.

Hawkins, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [10/4/2008 12:17:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Olly
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Quote# 48378

I'm a quiet person at work. I don't bother anyone. Yet, there are several people trying their hardest to push my buttons. Some of the things they say are very interesting. Does this qualify as demonic attacks?

JIL, RaptureReady 57 Comments [10/3/2008 11:56:06 PM]
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Quote# 48404

[Answer to a question about why theists place the burden of proof on atheists. Notice there is 4 logical fallacies in a row in his answer.]

The world exists; presumably God made it. People have believed that for thousands of years. The vast majority of us still believe it. So the burden of proof is on YOU to disprove it.

Thus Saith the Lord of Hosts, Yahoo! answers 34 Comments [10/3/2008 11:48:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 48333

[When brought up about the murder that Christians have done through out history, here's a fundy's response]

Thanks for the history lesson,and yes the manson incident happened.Ah yes, when nothing else works throw in salem for good measure and why not the inquisition? mistakes were made in the past and regretably so Hopefully weve come a long way in 400 years.satan who you unknowingly worship is resposible for EVERYTHING thats occured. war , murder ,pestulence, famine, everything vile that occupies mankind.But by being an atheist you would have no knowledge of this.

Siestathedog, Youtube 41 Comments [10/3/2008 11:31:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 48653

In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory.

I'd venture a guess that if you were able to communicate with Mr. Darwin now that he'd tell you most emphatically that his theory of evolution is wrong, has always been wrong and that the Universe and everything in it was created
by Almighty God.

Charlie Daniels, Charlie Daniels Official Website- Soap Box 46 Comments [10/3/2008 11:28:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Funkypants
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Quote# 48416

Science and the Bible are in perfect alignment.

What the arrogant fools who believe in evolution don't understand is that it simply is wrong because there's no evidence for it.

Evolution is wrong not because of Religion or Christianity or the Bible. Evolution is wrong because there's simply no evidence that we evolved from lower species.

Lack of evidence doesn't make a wacko theory a fact.

Norrin Radd, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [10/3/2008 11:27:11 PM]
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Quote# 48145

Good for her...I hope you find a cure for yourself as well with your evolutionism...

by the way evolution is just a theory not fact, actually evolution is a religion in itself

It does not take much effort to demonstrate that evolution is not science but religion. Science, of course, involved observation, using one or more of our five senses (taste, sight, smell, hearing, touch) to gain knowledge about the world and to be able to repeat the observations. Naturally, one can only observe what exists in the present. It is an easy task to understand that no scientist was present over the suggested millions of years to witness the supposed evolutionary progression of life form the simple to the complex. No living scientists was there to observe the first life forming in some primeval sea. No living scientist was there to observe the Big Bang that is supposed to have occurred 10 or 20 billion years ago, nor the supposed formation of the earth 4.5 billion years ago (or even 10,000 years ago!). No scientists was there--no human witness was there to see these events occurring. They certainly cannot be repeated today.

All the evidence a scientists has exists only in the present. All the fossils, the living animals and plants, the world, the universe--in fact, everything, exists now--in the present. The average person (including most students) is not taught that scientists have only the present and cannot deal directly with the past. Evolution is a belief system about the past based on the words of men who were not there, but who are trying to explain how all the evidence of the present (that is, fossils, animals and plants, etc.) originated. (Webster's Dictionary defines religion as follows: "... cause, principle or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith." Surely, this is an apt description of evolution.) Evolution is a belief system--a religion!

Fossil bones to not come with little labels attached telling you how old they are. Nor do fossils have photographs with them telling you what the animals looked like as they roamed the earth long ago.

pianofortepurple, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [10/3/2008 11:26:05 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48415

You can just ignore all the evidence of an intelligent designer. Ever been on a roundabout at the children's playground? What happens it it goes fast and you don't hold on? You will fly off! The earth spins much much faster yet we don't fly into space. The intelligent designer designed gravity so we can keep our feet on the ground.

Fisherman, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [10/3/2008 11:22:43 PM]
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Quote# 48652

Just when you think a teenager could use God in his or her life, that’s precisely when they’re likeliest to experiment with disbelief.

Jill Piper, explore faith 27 Comments [10/3/2008 11:14:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Dreamtorrent
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Quote# 48755

It is common fact that all atheists have bipolar disorder.

TheProdigyTony48219, Youtube 75 Comments [10/3/2008 11:12:56 PM]
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Submitted By: REGGA
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Quote# 48568

WHAT IF MCCAIN AND PALIN WIN AND IN FIRST COUPLE MONTHS THEY ARE RAPTURED WITH THE CHURCH

WOULDNT CHOAS START AND WHO WOULD EVENTUALY ASSUME THE PRESIDENTCY COULD OBAMA- CLINTON TRY TO ASSUME IT OR COULD A DEAD HEAT SCENERIO IN SUE


like a assasanation or worse nuke attack man it would get dicey in the americas but ill be in gods spiritual 777 on my way to heaven int airport at the gates of heaven

please put your chairs in the up right position and enjoy the in flight movie tribulation 7 the antichrist years


thank you for flying "rapture" airlines im your pilot jesus christ messiah king and your co pilot is my spirit amen........

thewaytruthlight, RR 51 Comments [10/3/2008 11:10:27 PM]
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Submitted By: IrishYankee
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Quote# 48392

"Hi all I hired out a CS Lewis book from the library today called "Mere Christianity" and I was wondering if any of you had read it and what the general view of CS Lewis was before I expose my mind to what he has to say. I don't want to read it if it's going to be detrimental to my mind!! "

Because you know, it's dangerous to think for yourself without others giving you preconceptions...

A2J, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [10/3/2008 10:55:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Savina
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Quote# 48355

A SYDNEY court has heard how a bogus spiritual leader charged with a string of sexual assaults allegedly faked a heart attack in an attempt to avoid facing court last week on 150 sex offences.

Tony Golossian, 61, is the accused mastermind of a string of sexual assaults allegedly committed from 2001 to 2005.

Golossian, of Dulwich Hill, is accused of luring a then 23-year-old bank employee to a Summer Hill motel in early 2001 with claims he could cure a "black magic" curse placed on the woman's family.

Police statements tendered in Parramatta Local Court yesterday claim Golossian told the woman - who cannot be named - her 15-year-old sister would develop breast cancer and that her "fallopian tubes would no longer function" if the woman refused to participate in the rituals.

Police allege Golossian drugged, blindfolded and sexually assaulted the woman at four motels in Sydney and one on the Central Coast over a four-year-period.

Tony Golossian, Daily Telegraph (Australia) 19 Comments [10/3/2008 10:49:52 PM]
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Quote# 48691

[Talking about whether we should support Israel in bombing Iran, and Caver suggests that we should go ahead and bomb them. GratefulBerean seems to think that THIS is a solution to our economic woes?]

I could not agree more Caver. In fact, I have posted this thought before.

Nothing else seems to be working to fix our mess, why don't we give faith (as a nation) a whirl?

If we believe the Word, we know that nations that support Israel will be blessed. Acting in faith and looking up for answers is not a guarantee that we won't suffer, but it is a life boat of sorts (huge understatement!).

If I was on a sinking ship, I would choose the life boat over swimming on my own.

gratefulberean, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [10/3/2008 10:39:44 PM]
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Quote# 48629

[A thread about preparing for the Rapture]

FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to.

Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then.

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [10/3/2008 8:12:04 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 48818

(XF refuses to call her gender-reassigned coworker a woman)
I do agree to disagree.

Christianity isn't about making people feel good. Look at how you people are upset at how I'm standing up for the truth for not calling a man a woman.

I do love my co-worker very much, but I will not respect that he wants to be referred to as a woman. Do I forgive his bitterness at me? Yes, yes, I do.

Xiao-Feng-Fury, Xiao-Feng-Fury's DeviantArt Journal 60 Comments [10/3/2008 8:07:39 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 48231

[On Shara Palin]

You won't be informed from mainstream parrot news sources, but the fact is Pentecostal, Charismatic Christianity is the fastest growing segment of Christianity in the World today! From the explosion of the Chinese underground church to the many documented miracles commonly taking place in African outdoor crusades, the Holy Spirit is Alive and moving in Power! Europeans are left with beautiful tombstones, er, ah cathedrals--void of true, living worshippers and the Spirit of God!

Charles, timesonline 28 Comments [10/3/2008 8:05:00 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48390

Is atheism a crutch for people who can't understand the complexity of God, so they just reject the idea of God?
after all its easier to assign our own world view onto God...and if God doesn't fit it...that God isn't worthy of worship, praise, respect, etc...than to actually try understand God...

Andromache, yahoo answers. 38 Comments [10/3/2008 6:08:29 PM]
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Submitted By: jleslie48
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Quote# 48393

[When listed proof that hitler was a Christian, here's a fundy's response]

davnet(dot)org/kevin/essays/hitler(dot)html

That is all the proof I need, that Hitler was not a Christian. Read some of his quotes regarding Christianity. He said some very anti-Christian things.

And I think it is you, who is the brainless brainwashed one here. Believing any anti-Christian garbage you read on the Internet, without doing any actual research on the subject.

Eelman4, Youtube 37 Comments [10/3/2008 5:46:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 48622

Core: Palin IS scary if u'r a "Jungle Monkey Fetal Blood Vampire" who's gnashing / choking / thirsting 4 MORE surgical Womb War murder in the shadows of slaughter smut. The Dark gurgle in new spiritual vibrational low dolt of ilk. With Palin, with BO, it is now a spiritual warfare, too. Who? WHO? Always wins in that? The Dark? .... or the GREATER POWERFUL LIGHT? The greater we c The Dark, the Greater Our Light Is. Have a little bottle of Holy Water handy. The Rats r restless.

SantaCruzProLife, YouTube 82 Comments [10/3/2008 5:34:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Stumpy
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Quote# 48224

This is the devil’s greatest accomplishment to date. An Un-Godly Generation has been raised up in America. Unfortunately for them but to there surprise they will find out the hard way. When you breathe you last breathe and go out to meet your Maker it will be too late for you. You will not get a second chance at life, Hell is For Ever.

You say I do not believe that mumbo jumbo about the Devil and Demons! But I ask you what you base that belief on, is it a feeling you have in your gut, or maybe you took your position because someone you respect did not believe in Christ or were you enlightened by a university professor? Let me ask you a question? Did you ever think about doing your own research to see if the Bible is what it claims to be The Inerrant Word of God.
So let me get this correct; your going to take a stand not fully knowing the facts, you are going to Risk your Only Soul, pass judgment on a topic you can not talk intelligently about because you know nothing about the Bible! You must be Dumber than Dirt.

Personally I’m just like anyone you meet, but when I was a young man in Vietnam you probably would never think about doing some of the things I have done. You know it takes Guts to become an Animal and that was what I became. I saw men that should be dead by all accounts but death passed them by and no reason on earth could explain it. You would say Lucky. There is only one way to explain these types of events Divine Intervention. Later I researched and realized the Big Picture of Life and found Christ. I saw Hell and I do not care what you or anyone else thinks, I Know it’s real and I’m not going there. Maybe you will be a lucky one and meet the Devil face to face. But before I pass it off to Mumbo Jumbo I would find out First. That’s what intelligent people do. We are not alone on this Earth, we are pawns.

Rodger, timesonline 32 Comments [10/3/2008 5:31:42 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48449

I used to be a passionate rationalist, but I have since realized the folly of it. Its a religion that is even more dangerous than Islam fundamentalists, because at least with the fundamentalist it is a known quantity that people politically fight against. Who fights against our own hubris and blind faith in scientific certitude? The average person believes in scientific realism despite very clear methodological proofs to its fallacy.

rot, filmjunk.com 33 Comments [10/3/2008 3:45:39 PM]
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