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Quote# 48212

An atheists believe in nothing? Why are you not considered dangerous and stupid. Ignorance cuts both ways. Dont be so quick to give opinions on things you know nothing about(obvious).

Mitch Coleman, timesonline 43 Comments [10/2/2008 3:12:51 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48552

Atheists, what would you do if it turned out God really does exist?

Cower in fear? Or would you still be stubborn and deny it?

Scott, Yahoo Answers 94 Comments [10/2/2008 3:10:46 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48400

[In response to someone quoting the 14th Dalai Lama, "This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."]

That should show anyone Buddist is not of God which we already knew. Number one God is not comprehended with the brain. He communicates to our spirit. Without being born again your spirit is dead to God. Must be born again to get your spirit alive. Then he is saying no temples the Bible said your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. Wake up and smell the roses. your out of touch with reality.

[In the past she referred to another poster as a "Wiccan Terrorist", and she has been proven to not be a Poe, so sad.]

PPPPPP8, Spiritual Space 41 Comments [10/2/2008 3:07:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Fat Chick
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Quote# 48345

People need to wake up. Any gay education in the schools, is the the base from which gays hope to recruit more people into their lifestyles.

kenneth, Getting Sicker and Sicker 49 Comments [10/2/2008 2:52:28 PM]
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Quote# 48218

Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot. But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive? Which is the covert word for Communism.
America was founded on Christian values. Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.

Mike, timesonline 44 Comments [10/2/2008 2:50:03 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48495

"You mean like Zombies?", is a pretty acurate description. Democrats like to kill babies, growl and snarl at their enemies alot, and don't have any moral sense of right or wrong. They just do what comes natural; what is the most beneficial for themselves.

barfytheduck, YouTube 27 Comments [10/2/2008 2:49:58 PM]
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Quote# 48030

I believe that aliens will be the end of the age deception by satan. I beleive that they are demons. The Bible talks about lieing signs and wonders that the antichrist will show to deceive people from the truth. Put your trust in God.

[This could go in fstdt or conspiracy theorists stdt]

cool b, Yahoo Answers 12 Comments [10/2/2008 2:49:57 PM]
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Quote# 48340

Hindus are the most disgustingly bitgoted people on earth!

Pakistan will do whatever is necessary for its existence as a state and will fight any war; fight any battle pay any price to get back what is rightfully an integral part of Pakistan: Kashmir.

Killing Hindus; is like rubbing a beef burger into the face's of all Hindus everywhere; we love it.

Qaid, Hindustan 42 Comments [10/2/2008 2:48:15 PM]
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Quote# 48251

I think that Sarah Palin is a blessing for this country. I saw a vision from God stating that she would win the election if we all banded together and did what was right for this country. You can find it on my website

Vann Black, timesonline 32 Comments [10/2/2008 2:46:34 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48508

Oh, and as far as JK Rowling is concerned - how deluded she must be. I can’t see muslims allowing their youngsters to read Harry Potter. Maybe she has some kind of self loathing she needs to get out of her system.

If she writes again I for one will not be buying!

French Mike, BNP Website 37 Comments [10/2/2008 2:46:28 PM]
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Quote# 48580

THERE'S ONLY ONE GOD! Pagans have it all wrong. What evidence do you even have that multiple Gods exist? Encase you haven't noticed, all the evidence points to one God.

First commandment:

I am the Lord your God, you shall not have other gods before Me.

Scott, Yahoo! Answers 68 Comments [10/2/2008 2:44:55 PM]
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Quote# 48074

Q u o t e:


I should remind you that the onus is on you to prove your claim, not us to prove you wrong. I wouldn't go into a scientific community and make the claim that invisible unicorns fly out of my ass, then yell at them to prove me wrong.



my faith is my proof. it is sciences job to find evidence against my faith, and throught mans existance no one has been able bring forth 100% proof that god does not exist. so yes it is your job to proove me wrong because my proof is faith based.

Riotos, WoW offtopic 47 Comments [10/2/2008 1:59:56 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48338

[Note: As a commenter shows in a link below, this turned out to be a poe. However, it so perfectly mimics true fundiness that it seems worth keeping here, as long as we acknowledge that it is not, in fact, genuine.]


america is a christian country. freedom of religion is not freedom from religion. it was just put there so everyone could be protestant and catholic and such. NOT for cults, satanists and all the other perversions of religion.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Corinthians%204:3-4;&version=9;


The devil has blinded you. God tells us the devil rules this world and will deceive the unbelievers as to his work. God DOES love you, and he loved you so much he sent Jesus Christ to die for each and every one of you. He lets all into heaven who believe in HIM.

You never answered me. Why are you willingly evil? Why do you willingly turn away from church, community and above all Christ?

rhys_raven, Principia Discordia 32 Comments [10/2/2008 11:47:44 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 48402

At the time of the birth of Christ, there were some very interesting alignments and appearances of stars that need to be noticed.

The Ancient calender also started at a different time. For those who did not begin their calendars with Capricorn, the Ancinents began their calendar in Virgo and ended in Leo, that is why the Sphynx has the head of a Virgin and the Body of a Lion. When the Sun of God was re-born at the Vernal equinox, it was for a while in the history of mankind in the Constellation of Virgo, so it was said the Sun or as the personified Son, that he was "Born of a Virgin". The Sun is the "Eye of God" or "Eye of Horus". Ra was the Sun God in Egypt. His full name was Amen Ra. That is why we say "A-men" after our prayers. The Egyptians knew this and all of the Egyptian beliefs and customs are built into our society secretly by the Freemasons.

Craig M. Lyons (I think), JesusAstroTheology 30 Comments [10/2/2008 10:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Quasarsphere
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Quote# 48289

[on a guest pastor of Shara Palin church]

I have met Pastor Muthee and would be proud to have him clean up my town of deamonic stuff, you can't deny that demons exist, so why couldn't they cause car crashes, so why couldn't a pastor pray over them?

[Oh buy the way he held a witch hunt]
http://timesonline.typepad.com/uselections/2008/09/palin-linked-el.html

Jeckal, WoW offtopic 32 Comments [10/2/2008 10:43:43 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 47954

you have no idea what your talking about . Obama plans to bring change by making our country more immoral and rascist than ever before. the man has insulted other races too many times for us to elect this fool. america is about to elect this clown and don't recognize the horrendous signs were getting a vote for obama = 666 if you don't get it you never will

sean, myspace 34 Comments [10/2/2008 9:19:07 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 49115

[How is the belief in aliens any more ridiculous than the belief in angels or talking snakes?]


Aliens are just actully demons in disguise.

I know Angels are real cause I'd saw one comfort me when I was just only a little kid.

Let me asked a question for ya.

If Aliens is true. Then who created the Aliens?

God made Man in his imagine, NOT ALIENS.

When we was in the Garded Of Eden Humans and animals could talk to anotherther.

The snake didn't freaked Eve out cause the was normally talking snake.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 58 Comments [10/2/2008 6:46:00 AM]
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Quote# 49056

{in a video of John Lennon's song, "God}

OMG....i cant believe some of ur guys comments...there insane...john lennon's song is.....f***ing s**t....God created u guys and u turn ur backs on him...and if you think i am only saying this cause i am catholic...think again...even if i was an religion i would NEVER EVER say that....u no y...cuz no matter what i do or say God loves me and i love him....so0o0o yae....just think...God created each and every one of us with love...amd do u show God ur love....take a minute and think...think hard..

so0o0o0o what if a christian killed him..... i still HATE john lennon...sry mai opion

VolleybalChamp, Youtube Comments 41 Comments [10/2/2008 6:23:41 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 48346

Jesus predicted that Atheists will lead in the end times....
Guess what... they are starting to.
Dont give me that crap " well he knew that people would discover the truth eventually anyway" because there is no way that any sane person can predict that atheists will lead , because Atheists were considered fools.
If Jesus wasnt the son of god , but some dumb fool , and he had predicted that atheists will lead , Our religion wouldnt exist.

alex r, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [10/2/2008 1:43:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Go Ahead and Delete Me
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Quote# 47895

I have read all of Tolles books many times and his work is amazing - best spirtuality teacher around right now - no doubt about it.

But what scares the hell out of me ( and everybody thinks I'm totally nuts for this ) is that I think Tolle believes the end times are near - especially in his book "The New Earth" where the last sentence is the "Meek Shall Inherit the Earth". Here is where we get kooky. Basically I believe this means the people that are meek are going to inherit an earth ruled by the New World Order, which Obama will lead. The so called False Prophet. I think somehow the rest of the people will go to heaven sometime when Jesus returns. Possibly Palin is 2nd coming.

Anyways here is even where it gets crazier. The religious guy that prayed for Palin to become Governor and who Palin herself credits has said the End times are near and Alaska will become the heaven for Christians when the end times come ! Freak me out or what.

Secondly, and this is nuts, there is this new supercollider that is suppose to find the start of the universe or God's particle. God's particle is something everybody knows exists but nobody has found yet. What else does everybody knows exists but we have not found - GOD. So the finding of this particle may be the finding of GOD and that is it - the end times.

I know it sounds crazy but the pieces are fitting together day by day.

skettle2000, mediamatters 47 Comments [10/2/2008 12:46:12 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 48360

As I will discuss now, my life proves many of the most important facts of Christ’s life, especially if you consider my autobiography in conjunction with the rest of this website: that He was begotten by God the Father, is one person of a Holy Trinity, is the source of all wisdom, was sent to Earth for the purpose of teaching about God, was born of the virgin Mary, went away from St. Mary to the temple in his twelfth year, was baptized by John the Baptist and at that time became filled with the Holy Spirit and began His public ministry, was dishonored in His house, lived among twelve disciples who treasured Him, spoke to many people of all ages about nothing but God, was rejected by those whom He came to save, died on the cross, was resurrected, appeared to St. Paul, walked through the pages of four gospels and then appeared to Paul in the Acts of the Apostles, gradually came to be known for his knowledge throughout the whole world, is united to and loves His people, nurtures spiritual growth in and teaches His people who dwell throughout the world, and will come again to inhabit the New Jerusalem!!! It is no coincidence that I resemble Christ in all these respects, for, if you consider these characteristics, aren’t almost all of them unique to Christ, and to those whom God made to symbolize Him?

GEORGE JOHN POGIATZIS, primaryproofsofchristianity 60 Comments [10/1/2008 6:39:39 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 48080

After using to a Lego set as evidence for Young Earth Creationism, our fundy (Dave Hawkins) had this exchange:

Posted by (sane person) SteveF: You've got to be fucking kidding.

Posted by Dave Hawkins: No, Steve. Not kidding. Dinos/Humans. Did they co-exist? What are we teaching our young children? You need to drink a cup of strong coffee if you think this is not appropriate for the E&O forum.

Posted by SteveF: You crack me up Dave.

Posted by Dave Hawkins: Good. Keep laughing and I'm going to quietly re-educate your kids.

Dave Hawkins, talkrational.org 34 Comments [10/1/2008 6:37:32 PM]
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Quote# 48331

i may get flamed for some unintended implications, but do many of BO's supporters actually work for a living?

and i'm not talking about people who are honestly disabled and unable to work, or those tragically between jobs and are actively trying to find one.

how many McCain/Palin supporterss don't show up because they are hard at work?


is this a legitimate question?

icebear, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [10/1/2008 6:35:48 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 47991

When feeling attacked to verbally declare that you belong to Jesus and His Blood covers you! Ask that thing to leave in the name of Jesus! Say with authority that you are no longer a slave to sin or the Devil. Pray that all silver cords be severed and that His angels will uphold you.
It is something I have really learned here lately. I am a Daughter of the King amd I am glad to meet another Daughter

Daughter, Ministering Deliverance 43 Comments [10/1/2008 3:20:55 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 48157

My idea of Deja Vu is this; Since God exists outside of time, and to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, then we in a way also exist with him outside of time, and we are there with him right now, viewing our own birth and death etc.. I believe that Deja Vu, is our spirit/soul out of time connecting to our spirit within time, at the moment and remembering what we've already witnessed. So, each time I get Deja Vu, I feel like I'm right where I need to be, in Gods ultimate plan.

Stupidprofessor, YouTube Comments 50 Comments [10/1/2008 3:10:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Dshezno
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