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Quote# 50735

Should America Christianize Iran once we're finished with Iraq?

Answer : We should put Christianity in Iraq first. You tell me where the Christians are cutting the heads of other people on the internet.. Which Christians are doing that. And Europe should be Christianized too. So that Hitler thing doesn't happen again.

ALunaticFriend, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [10/26/2008 2:18:46 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50884

I WAS TELLIN MY LIL BRO ABOUT THIS. imho the cosmos are changing i dont know how maybe G-D creating and getting final touches ready as well as earth simultaneously whos knows just a quick thought dont think too far into it. but i wouldnt blame one person or the average human we didnt ask for planes and cars and guns and all, but i would blame major coorporations, do u honestly believe they never new how to have hydrogen cars until recently, lets not be blind. oil. but if u take account what the experts are saying, if that shrinking took ten years, it should do considerably more damage in the next 5, this is starting to look like those robo cop, star ship trooper like commercials i used to find humorous when i was a kid, with the spf 8000 and all, its not so funny anymore.....as for obama, smh...he urkes me...i got my eye on him and im af. amer. and 24 not that it matters, im not easily fooed by the sound of the drum thanks to the teachings and blessings from the LORD

cinimod, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [10/26/2008 1:54:55 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 50933

You know why your supposed to spank your Kids and cause them physical Pain when they Sin?

Because God knows that Hell is a place of Immense Pain and Agony that Never ends.
And Showing them that sin = Punishment - and punishment = Pain is probably the most Important thing anyone can teach their kids.

Thank God for our Savior.

Turtle, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [10/26/2008 1:52:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 50627

Well if you look to Judges 15, Samson actually defeated 1,000 with a jawbone. I don't consider that farfetched.

Gareth Peoples, Bebo 73 Comments [10/26/2008 12:52:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Somebody Else
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Quote# 50562

Mohammed brought evil and inhuman practices into his belief system such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached. Violence is incompatible with the nature of Christianity.

Bingolly1, YouTube 50 Comments [10/26/2008 7:14:48 AM]
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Quote# 50607

Watching R rated movies isn't a sin. However, it can be a temptation to sin.

For instance, if you're watching one that has an explicit sex scene, it can be a great temptation toward committing adultery in your heart with the woman on the screen. And that's just one example.

fracturedInfinity, RR 36 Comments [10/26/2008 7:14:08 AM]
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Quote# 50610

No, I'm voting for her because she has her head screwed on. When will people get it through their thick head's that this is a Christian nation?
Obama/Biden aren't real Christians, they take the Lord's name in vain and throw it around like a Frisbee.

Kathe, WoW Offtopic 42 Comments [10/26/2008 7:05:13 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 50553

The orbit of the moon decays a certain amount every day. In other words, every day, the moon gets just a tiny bit closer to the earth. As the moon gets closer to the earth, the high tides get a tiny bit higher. This is a measured fact. Now, Since the creation is only seven to ten thousand years old, this is not a big problem. Average high tides have only changed a few inches.

HOWEVER, if the fairy-tale of 'billions and billions of years ago' were true, the moon would be so close to the earth that it would cause extremely high tides. In fact, tides would be so high that the entire surface of the earth would be flooded by the tides twice a day.

ImaSaved1, Teens 4 Christ 55 Comments [10/26/2008 5:28:06 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50558

These Unitarians say that their members are free to believe anything that they want. However, like all liberals in this country, they're really just bigots in disguise. "Believe anything you want, so long as it's what we believe!"

In order to expose their bigotry, we are going to send small groups of our congregation into Unitarian churches on Sunday morning. When they have their moment of silence, we are going to stand up and shout a confession of our Bible-believing Christianity: "My friend Jesus spilled his blood for me, died for me on the cross, and he's coming back in a cloud of power and glory and he'll divide the sheep from the goats and a great lake of fire and burning sulfur awaits all ye false prophets!!!"

Then we will see how tolerant these Unitarians really are, and hopefully convert some as well.

Do you have Unitarians in England? You might want to do something similar over there.

God bless,
Fred.

fred the bus driver, The Garvanian 55 Comments [10/26/2008 5:19:49 AM]
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Submitted By: yellowcat
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Quote# 50588

-Reply to, "The Theory of Evolution was never meant to explain the origin of life."

"The basic purpose of it though is to disprove God. And most who believe in evolution do not believe in God and thus instead believe that life spontaneously generated and that matter came from nothing. "

Fundamentalists, Gamespot Off-Topic Forums 27 Comments [10/26/2008 4:27:58 AM]
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Submitted By: -Jiggles-
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Quote# 50587

Ray [Comfort] has a lot of guts! He's wonderful. And there is hours of reading/evidence that shows Evolution is so mathematically impossible. Evo also can't explain how the earth, sun, stars etc. got her in the 1st place. Again, volumes why it's impossible. Just look it up and open your minds.

aquaiz, YouTube 44 Comments [10/26/2008 4:25:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 50574

Just another blind atheist with flawed logic your link was worthless and made no sense whatsoever I don't care what happens to you and I don't care about your opinion either.

The great thing being a Christian is even if I'm wrong what will happen? I'll just die and turn to dust but if I am right (Which I am) then I go to heaven and you... well you can continue on in arrogance and see what happens.

It really is wonderful and no argument any blind Atheist could bring up could ever stop me from believing the truth the beautiful wonderful absolute truth of God Jesus and the Holy Spirit!

Praise God and may Jesus come soon I will never allow any blind human to open a door to close minded atheist thinking even partially!

God gives us exactly what we want if Atheists want to be separated from God forever in their own world for all eternity then so be it have fun ;)


Also even if there was a "Big Bang" then who lit the fuse? ;) HAHA

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Oh and welcome to my Ignore list TC because I really don't feel like reading any more opinions from satanists who are blind to the truth ¬_¬

pikmintaro, Gamefaqs 38 Comments [10/26/2008 2:35:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic
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Quote# 50675

If Israel is thinking about attacking Iran soon after Nov 4th, then I wish they'd go ahead and do it now. That might actually help McCain get elected.

I don't believe we can know whether Obama is Muslim or Christian by his words, bc he lies so much. If he becomes President, I think the truth will become clear.....honestly, I think it's more likely that he is a Muslim than a Christian, based on what I've observed or read about him.

cwp76, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [10/26/2008 2:20:09 AM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 50585

He is a Muslim. In an interview he even said, "My Muslim faith"

The fact that he was born a Muslim, went to Muslim school as a child in Indonesia, and is being supported 100% by all of the Muslims and the 'church' he went to gave a 'man of the year' award to the head of the nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan who is now calling Obama the Messiah.

The President of the US is commander in chief of our military. If Islam’s ‘messiah’ has the US military and all her weapons at their disposal, they can achieve this prophecy in very short order.

This NOT anything we want to take lightly.

Ruth, RF 39 Comments [10/26/2008 2:11:09 AM]
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Quote# 50602

Boy guys, can it get any worse. There is no regard for life anymore. Kudos to this Mom, she's got guts to stand her ground in this liberal State of Oregon.
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index...unny_suic.html

Oregon mom won't return 'Bunny Suicide' book
by The Associated Press
Monday October 20, 2008, 5:54 AM
One way or another, a Halsey woman promises to keep a popular cartoon book out of the Central Linn High School library.

Taffey Anderson says "The Book of Bunny Suicides" is not appropriate for anyone, but especially children. She inspected the book her 13-year-old son checked out of the library, and what she saw convinced her to never return it.

The 2003 book by British author Andy Riley is a collection of cartoons showing a rabbit attempting to end his life in bizarre ways. Anderson's son told her he checked it out because his friends said it was funny.

"It is a comic book, but that's not funny. Not at all," Anderson told the Albany Democrat-Herald newspaper. "I don't care if your kid is 16, 17, 18. It's wrong."

mollymouse, RR 72 Comments [10/26/2008 12:08:15 AM]
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Quote# 50593

What's with futuristic movies and coed showers? I'm watching Judge Dredd and it too has a scene where men and women share locker rooms. What are the writers trying to say? In advanced societies such silly mores as seperate facilities for men and women will be abolished. A perverts dream I suppose.

jrigeli, imdb 53 Comments [10/25/2008 10:31:00 PM]
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Quote# 50341

Why are unbelievers pro-abortion, but believers are against abortion?

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We already know for a scientific fact that life begins at conception, and that human life begins once the woman's egg begins it's cellular division (meiosis) after fertilization.
Being armed with these scientific facts, why do the Atheists and the unbelievers do the non-scientific thing and adopt an arbitrary reference for their definition of life? Why does one (confused) unbeliever point to the first trimester and yell, "There!" and another (confused) unbeliever point to the second trimester and yell, "No, it's there!"
A third yet will withhold pointing the finger until the baby's head has completely emerged from its womb!

Is it that with the unbeliever politics will always trump reason? And if the unbeliever always allows politics to trump reason, what right does he have in saying religion is unreasonable?

Fellow-believers, do you think there's a cure for this deficiency of the human condition?

Holy Roller, Christian Forums 41 Comments [10/25/2008 9:54:26 PM]
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Quote# 50571

In response to "We are not ment to leave our planet god told us to stay."

gorilla199 said

"Absolutely correct.

Space Travel is a Sin!

The Angels were punished for Leaving their first place"

gorilla199, Youtube 40 Comments [10/25/2008 7:57:21 PM]
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Submitted By: sweatytoothmadman
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Quote# 50599

(Whining about a History Channel show called "God vs. Satan):

So true, and that is why these shows are so deceptive. They portray our faith in such a way that the entire message is skipped! They offer up our faith like a buffet, right next to Islam. It also doesn't help that secular people run this thing. They could care less if the gospel message is portrayed or not, so long as it fits into the time slot and no one gets "offended," especially Muslims. This reminds me of the scripture: "professing to be wise they became fools."

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 31 Comments [10/25/2008 7:02:28 PM]
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Quote# 50583

*Oh, c'mon people, civilization has survived Nebuchadnezzar, Roman emperor Nero, Alexander the Great, King Herod, King Henry VIII of England, Adolf Hitler, Sadam Hussein and George W. Bush, to name just a few. It'll survive Obama and his minions, too.

Oh, ye of little faith!*

would you please define "civilization"? is it "civil" to kill babies, reward incompetence while punishing those who work hard and succeed, etc., tolerate a "religion" whose theology is "convert or die", etc.?

open door, RF 35 Comments [10/25/2008 5:26:08 PM]
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Quote# 50554

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.
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Bree Keyton went and visited Obama's tribal people and she found out Obama is 75% Arab and his family are Muslims.
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The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya.

Jim Bramlett, InJesus: Block African witchcraft curses against McCain and Palin NOW! 65 Comments [10/25/2008 2:30:45 PM]
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Quote# 50901

Possibly the most sinister battlefield in the war on Christianity takes place in the classroom. The Ten Commandments have been prohibited on school bulletin boards and most forms of prayer have been declared unconstitutional in the nation's schools, even that which is student initiated.

Atheists and others who hate God despises Christians who help others come to a saving knowledge of Christ. They are determined to battle those who would help immature Christians -- particularly Christian children -- grow in their relationship with Jesus Christ.

Jeremiah Project, JeremiahProject.com 36 Comments [10/25/2008 2:27:26 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 50626

In fact if you take the demensions that was given to Noah then the animals needed would only fill half the ark leaving plenty of room for supplies and ofcourse he didnt need the fish because well they can swim evidence for this is the abundance in aquatic life in the world.

Brian, Bebo 53 Comments [10/25/2008 5:18:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Somebody Else
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Quote# 50688

Fear of God is the beginning of wisdom. If you have family in San Francisco, try to convince them to leave, but not just the city, also the sin. After Lot left, the city of Sodom was destroyed. There were not even 10 persons there that sought God.
San Francisco is in the list of "the cities of destruction".
Unless they repent, they will all perish.
The list is New Orleans, Las Vegas, San Francisco, Los Angeles,...

Shortly after Hurricane Katrina, the LORD began to name in order the cities of destruction: New Orleans, Las Vegas, San Francisco, Los Angeles. Assuming that Houston had been spared because of taking in refugees, I interrupted, "But LORD, Los Angeles took in refugees." He stopped speaking. I think that was because He does not speak to doubt.
A seer told me that she had seen Las Vegas sinking into the ground and a circle of fire coming up around it engulfing it. She said that it would be called "the city of fire".
As I entered the aisle of a grocery store, another pastor who moves in the prophetic did not even say "Hi". From down at the other end of the aisle he loudly said with hand motions, "Las Vegas is going to sink into the sand like this."
The seer later informed me that after seeing the devastation of New Orleans so many evangelist teams had entered into Las Vegas with people responding positively that the order of destruction had now changed. She said that San Francisco was next.
I will remind all skeptical Bible believers that Jonah preached and Nineveh was spared for another 40 years. The prophet Isaiah had not even left the palace when the word of the LORD concerning the death of King Hezekiah was changed by his prayer. He was given 15 more years and I read of no "If" in the prophet's declaration. Prayer and repentance change the future of a man or a city or a nation.

GEHAN, YA 55 Comments [10/25/2008 2:37:30 AM]
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Quote# 50606

*bill maher's new movie*

yes, he's very bitter.
he's like the mean kid at the beach who steps on your sandcastle.
he can't figure out how to build his own, so he ruins yours
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Little boy Maher is just mad because Ben Stein did "Expelled; no intelligence allowed," and he can't deal with it.
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Bill mahre of the world is living proof that eternal punishment in Hell is Just.
He's ignorance of facts reminds me of Madmen like Saddam, Lennin, Mao his heroes. His attitude reminds me of Lucifer. The mans is a rebel till the very end.
Pray for his soul because the pain and torment he will feel in hell if he maintains his path will be his own doing
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Christians are easy targets...we have that whole forgiveness thing that steps in the way..we havent started killing people for making fun of our religion...I believe the name of the movie is Religiosity...
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I also saw him on the Colbert Report...he was stating that he's doesn't want Palin anywhere near the white house because she believes in fairytales which makes a person delusional. This man needs some serious prayer!

many Rapture Readians, rr 49 Comments [10/24/2008 10:48:08 PM]
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