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Quote# 50527

So a athiest, a over educated unemployed kid and biker all died?

All three wake up in heaven before a great white thrown. There is a whole bunch of people watching from a distance. Around the thrown are 24 people dressed in white robes. On the Thrown is the Father of all mankind. To the left is the accuser of of mankind Satan. On the right is the defender of mankind Jesus. The first to go on trial is the athiest, who was then accused by satan of foolishness. Athiest replies "I do not believe in any of this stuff". His was a short trail. Then the educated kid was accused of having a false god, intellect. He was found guilty on the spot. Then the biker was on trial, satan then started to accuse him. Then Jesus said "hold on now satan from my records his case has been setteled already"
his name is writen in the Lambs book and he actually as a reward coming. As a matter of fact his bill is paid in full. I have found no fault on him. The Judge then rules from the bench. You shall live and not die.
So which of these 3 people are you?

the light exposes the darkenns, Yahoo Answers 113 Comments [10/24/2008 7:59:56 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50584

One more thing - as for the women who died from back alley abortions -
First of all - the best research has been able to show is that in the 20 years prior to Roe V Wade was that there were only 14 deaths of women from such procedures.

Second - justifying killing a living human being the 'nice way' so that the mother's don't die too makes as much sense as legalizing pedophilia because if they are going to do it any way why shouldn't it be legal so it can at least be regulated.

Ruth, RF 47 Comments [10/24/2008 5:03:22 PM]
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Quote# 50660

How people who claim to be Christians can have such a soft spot for people that God burned up and commanded to be put to death is beyond me.

Raani Starnes, Homeschooling Hints 59 Comments [10/24/2008 4:57:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Cybercat
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Quote# 50427

In response to a previous posting about Connecticut repealing the gay marriage ban:

"Such a sad world for my teen girls. They both seem firmly rooted in the word, but I have to be honest that I had really hoped we would be raptured before they hit their teen years."

Sister-n-Christ, Rapture ready... damn i wish they would just go 42 Comments [10/24/2008 4:53:51 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 50576

Yes on Prop. 8!

Restore marraige as it should be. If gays can't handle civil unions it just shows they aren't willing to bend. Gays and lesbians have always stomped their feet because things aren't "fair". Even when Governemts state they will be allowed same basic rights, like visiting their freinds in hospitals, etc and even take advantage of tax laws.

Make it right once and for all by voting yes on 8! Stop the madness and accept that a majority of the people in the State of California want you to vote yes on 8!

Belenos, WoW Offtopic 56 Comments [10/24/2008 4:51:38 PM]
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Quote# 50521

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L. Neale, Demon Dictionary 69 Comments [10/24/2008 3:16:51 PM]
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Quote# 50824

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Malaysia's main body of Islamic clerics has issued an edict banning tomboys in the Muslim-majority country, ruling that girls who act like boys violate the tenets of Islam, an official said Friday.

The National Fatwa Council forbade the practice of girls behaving or dressing like boys during a meeting Thursday in northern Malaysia, said Harussani Idris Zakaria, the mufti of northern Perak state, who attended the gathering.

Malaysia's main body of Islamic clerics, AP 45 Comments [10/24/2008 2:56:48 PM]
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Quote# 50772

Alhamdulillah there is not much qadianis in Afghanistan. The real problem is 3 countries, pakistan, bangladesh, and indonesia where there are thousands of qadianis. It is in these countries they need to be sent to gas chambers so the qadiani fitnah can be laid to rest once and for all.

Ilias, Ummah.com 20 Comments [10/24/2008 2:55:37 PM]
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Quote# 50533

I disagree with Colin Powell and Barack Obama on several points in General Powell's endorsement. If Obama is qualified to be president, then Sarah Palin is also qualified to be PRESIDENT. John McCain chose a strong lover of God to fight abortion and same gender unions. They both acknowledge prayer, a powerful weapon in all problems.

The war on terror is radical religionists against ungodly principles. The Islamists are fighting against abortion and same gender unions coming into their nations as well as other indecencies. The generals fighting since 2001 have missed the point because they do not understand or respect the word of God that declares that God fights against those who fight against His ways. The best strategy to fight the war on terror is to choose people who love God's ways. The primary message of the Qur'an is to follow the whole Bible. People who love the Bible will have something to talk about when then meet face to face. I do not know what Barack Obama would talk about; certainly it wouldn't be his party's platform of abortion rights.

<Anyone have an idea what her point is?>

MarieDevine, BBC Blogs 50 Comments [10/24/2008 2:35:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 50579

The Bible does mention Dinosaurs. The punishment for the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve was to crawl upon its belly from that point on. That would imply serpents had legs before this point. So, the original serpent in the Garden of Eden was a dinosaur that was turned into today's snakes after the Fall of Man and expulsion from the Garden.

RaginAlsatian, Kentucky Enquirer 44 Comments [10/24/2008 10:53:18 AM]
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Submitted By: 8991108
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Quote# 50492

Questions for you atheists?....?
since you dont believe in the Bible or God.... that must also mean that you dont believe in any history books or other recorded material. since history books are supposed proof of things that happened many years (just like the Bible). but you guys dont doubt the existence of the Bible so does so that mean you doubt the existence of all history in general?

EZ C, Yahoo Answers 63 Comments [10/24/2008 9:28:33 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 50604

*ellen degeneres supporting gay marriage*

There is no possibility of convincing people like Ellen that they have confused affections and need to change. IMO. They don't want to change.
She has big money, fame, TV show, etc. so she isn't about to see any need in her own life. She doesn't need God in her mind, so she doesn't care except that she gets what she wants. This is why it's so hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
She has to make her decision in a time of need, and I honestly don't see it happening as far as her choices go. If she did, I would stand corrected.
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Since when does someone have "the right" to break one of God's laws?
Ellen is seriously messing with fire, here.
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There were enough Christians to vote against this before, (then the California Supreme Court sickeningly voted against our vote).
I believe there are still enough Christians in California to vote this down again, with a YES ON 8 vote
praying Lord, that prop 8 goes "yes"

antitox, robert, and 1angel4u, RR 32 Comments [10/24/2008 8:39:41 AM]
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Quote# 50596

[Exclusive Brethren elder Daniel Hales explains why their kids are not allowed to go to university.]


"Universities were once Ivy League bastions of conservative Christianity. Then came Flower Power and professors advocating drugs, and so on. They became the vanguard for re-engineering society."

"I was enrolled myself once," said the 58-year-old father of five. "I was going to study law or medicine. Then I thought it all through, and I realised it would draw me away from my Christian faith and my family."

"We feel our children would find their faith being challenged. The first thing they learn at university is to question everything. We are not afraid of them but we don't see why our children should be subject to that."

"We're not goody-goodies. I have tried cigarettes, and I have seen movies in my wayward youth."

Daniel Hales, New Zealand TV News 77 Comments [10/24/2008 4:17:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50381

I wouldnt worry about an AQ attack in the USA before the election as they dont want anything to mess up the chance for their "Kenyan brother" to become president so he can destroy the great Satan from within.
Not my words but the terrorists themselves said it.

FlankerFlyer, Military.com 44 Comments [10/24/2008 12:32:44 AM]
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Quote# 50284

Question for all of you to respond to. I'd like to know all of your opinions. Do you believe there are celebrities that have literally, actually sold their souls to achieve their fame and/or fortune?

I personally believe some have. You can point to some specific lyrics in songs, sources for plots in movies, or treks to far aways places to commune with leaders of various false religions.

DDog, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [10/24/2008 12:29:09 AM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50514

The following story concerns my 1st encounter, where I feel & see an alien demon.

For now on I will write the word alien, though we all know it to mean a demonic entity wearing an alien costume playing an alien.

It is 1973, just two or three months after accepting Jesus as my Savior and also receiving the baptism of the Holy Spirit soon after. I was sleeping and alone in my home when my sleep was rudely interrupted. I was on my back and I went from deep sleep to suddenly feeling both my wrists being griped by someone. Now, I did not wake up, as in the conventional way. I was in the spirit and though my eye lids were closed, I could look right through them. What I saw was something bending over me and it was grasping both my wrists. My arms were crossed over my chest. I couldn't recognize what I was looking at, except that it looked like a mannequin with no eyes, mouth or nose holes, but overall had the form of a human and white or light Grey in color. I noticed it had a faint light radiating out from within it (all over it). All this was happening in a matter of seconds. I'm still in the spirit. I quickly, without thinking said to to attacker "Go in the Name of Jesus". It was still there holding me. Again I said "Go in the Name of Jesus!" Now, I don't know if I was talking in the spirit realm at the attacker or not. But then my physical eyes open and I'm looking at this thing face to face and it is still not letting go of me. So, I'm in this dimension and out of the spirit and I said to it with my physical mouth "Go in the Name of Jesus!" the third time! The ... whatever it was, cocked it's head a little at an angle and I just knew it was surprised that I caught it off guard. If it could talk, it would have most likely said "What?" or 'Hugh?" It finally let go of my wrists stepped backwards and disappeared before my eyes.

Roger, Illuminati News 47 Comments [10/24/2008 12:29:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50442

The Democratic party used to be home to the vast majority of Catholic voters.

2004 was the first time that a Republican (Bush), against Kerry (nominal Catholic) got the majority of the Catholic vote.

Atheists and anti-Christian bigots now dominate the Democratic Party. They say they aren't religous but public schools are their temples used to indoctrinate children via their secularist, anti-Christian views.

America has had a long Judeo-Christian tradition. What is the cause of the big backlash against it?

Why is the Democratic party willing to lose Christian voters like it has in the last 30 years, especially of late?

How did the Democratic party become hostage to atheists and anti-Christian bigots?

Charles Martel, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [10/24/2008 12:18:19 AM]
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Quote# 50467

You are so dead-on accurate! The media is always biased against white, middle-class, Christians who are loyal to their heritage and faith. Unfortunately, not many Americans understand the Jewish ownership of their media, hence practically zero criticism of Israeli policy, whereas for the rest of the world it's SOOO obvious

JohnBear60, youtube 40 Comments [10/23/2008 11:29:22 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50393

I believe that Lucifer will try to take over the world through the liberals, but subverting everyone to the social conditioning of socialism. Eradicating religion, God, morals, and ethics, and calling humans animals are part of the agenda.

Am, CARM 31 Comments [10/23/2008 11:23:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 50420

So Darwin doesn't imply that life moves in a linear motion? Then how does darwin explain time?

I and I's JM, iidb.org 53 Comments [10/23/2008 9:38:43 PM]
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Quote# 50343

Excellent point! I've often wondered why we Christians allowed evolution to be taught without the opposite view included. Having been raised by Christian parents, I don't even recall being taught evolution, but I must have been and it just didn't make an impact on me because my parents taught me the true story. But, for those kids who don't get taught about God and Jesus at home, it is really unfair and unAmerican to teach something that has not been proven as fact without teaching opposing views, which include intelligent design and creation.


We have tried, but like the calvary, the ACLU (American Communist Lawyers Union) always comes in and saves the day for the evolutionists.

The Lone Soldier, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [10/23/2008 9:38:23 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50422

[poster], I do not believe that taking medications and seeking medical advice for your depression works. Why not seek advice from the Super Moderators here. They can help you a LOT!

And [poster], do you read and study the Word of God everyday? If not, you should. The Word of God is the best, if not, the only cure for depression. Also, do pray.

I was once like you. I also suffered from severe bouts of depression. And the only cure for my suffering was reading & studying the Word of God. Now it's gone - totally gone. And I praise God for that.

I am praying for you.

Paoshing, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [10/23/2008 9:14:52 PM]
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Quote# 50432

The Democratic party wouldn't be half as bad as they are if they didn't cater to the rabid atheists.

Bullveena, WoW Offtopic 32 Comments [10/23/2008 8:49:19 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50417

[from the comments section of the Garvan blog]

......my pastor says we should be suspicious of "learning". It is not be our place to try to comprehend all the mysteries of how our Heavenly Father operates. We should know our limitations and remember it is Satan who lies to us, telling us that we have no limitations and can understand everything. That is the road to darkness.

Remember the words of the Preacher:

"For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
Ecclesiastes 1:18

God bless,
Fred

fred the bus driver, https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6910286440721277752&postID=3402861117867641175 45 Comments [10/23/2008 8:36:29 PM]
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Submitted By: yellowcat
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Quote# 50299

Who do you think is spinning the Earth at 1,000mph?
Who do you think is sending this Earth through space at 62,500mph?
Who do you think is keeping this Earth in a yearly orbit around the sun of 550 million miles?
Almighty God of course.

Matthew, Yahoo Answers 68 Comments [10/23/2008 7:55:05 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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