Quote# 52517

Hovind is behind bars not because his science is wrong, but because HE WAS EFFECTIVE. So they set him up and snagged him on a technicality under the rules of exemption for the corporate excise tax laws and sent him to prison. The jury was hand-picked and carefully prevented from actually reading the laws or getting any information about the right of jury nullification. Your tactic is called a smear, and you are the worst kind of deceiver. Plenty of good men are either dead or in prison because they were effective in their efforts to expose the lies of the NWO control freaks. Since you are a false accuser, it is YOU who should suffer the penalty of the one who is falsely accused. Vengeance is mine, I will repay saith the Lord.

cold fusion, PrisonPlanet 76 Comments [11/19/2008 7:26:10 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 52546

There is the music of Johann Sebastian Bach.
Therefore there must be a God.

You either see this one or you don't.

manonfire, AARM 103 Comments [11/19/2008 7:20:32 PM]
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Quote# 52710

[From a review of the movie “Andre”]

Andre was extremely successful at having no examples of murder or suicide. There had to be a little slice of sex by showing a young teenage girl sunbathing, but not severe enough to warrant a loss of points. Maybe I should have taken off at least one point because it was clear why the scene was presented -- only to show the girl in a bathing suit. And if this was not a little slice of sex, why was the scene not of a fat person in shorts?

Tom Carder, CAPalert 40 Comments [11/19/2008 7:13:03 PM]
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Quote# 52620

Things I hate

* action figures
* birds
* Chattering classes
* demons
* deviant sexual practices
* evolution
* foreign religions
* foxes
* goths
* heliocentrism
* moths
* Obamamania
* pikeys
* psychiatry
* rap and loud rock music
* the corporations
* the Labour government
* the oil industry
* tree huggers
* uncovered ceilings with metal beams
* witches, wizards and witchcraft

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 132 Comments [11/19/2008 7:05:36 PM]
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Submitted By: sandman

Quote# 52581

do you not even see the inherent lack of humanity in it when you call a twenty minute blow job with a stranger in Stanley Park - an act of love?

SailorMan, http://www.cbc.ca 70 Comments [11/19/2008 4:09:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie

Quote# 52625

I would 10,000 times rather teach my children what Fred Phelps is teaching kids today, than to teach them what sickos like Oprah Winfrey are teaching them... Oprah says... If your little daughter wants to be a boy... let her! Oprah Winfrey is of the Devil. She actually encourages parents to support their children's desire for sex-change surgery when they get older. This is just sickening! Please read, How to Prevent Homosexuality in Children, by Pastor Jack Hyles. I wrote this article to encourage parents to TEACH their children about the Bible, sin, and how to survive in the crazy world we live in today. Children desperately need to be taught that homosexuality is a sin, because God in His Holy Word says so (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32; 1st Corinthians 6:9; Jude 1:7). There is NO controversy if you believe the Bible.

Proverb 22:6 instructs parents to, "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." This is not to say that a child won't ever go into sin and break our heart as parents. What it DOES mean is that the foundation has been laid. The building may burn to the ground one day (hopefully not), but as long as there is a firm foundation, the house can be rebuilt.

It's Good to Hate, If You Hate Sin

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-savior.com 81 Comments [11/19/2008 4:08:22 PM]
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Quote# 52446

(I shortened the article)

His wife had recently admitted not being a virgin when they married.

The hearing was told Mrs Goswell had informed her husband, after 46 years of marriage, that she was not a virgin when they wed.

It had a profound impact on him, and he said there were "three people" in the marriage and tried to kill himself in November 2007.

The four-day inquest heard Mr Goswell could not cope with knowing his wife had had a relationship with someone else before their marriage.

The retired property developer repeatedly stabbed her with a kitchen knife and clubbed her with a rubber-headed mallet at their gated bungalow.

Roger Goswell, BBC 49 Comments [11/19/2008 2:34:39 PM]
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Quote# 52571

Dear dumb ass folowers of FSMism,

There have been a lot of weird things that i have seen in my life before, but this tops them all. Do you really believe that there is/was such a thing as a flying spaghetti monster? Seriously, how fucking old are you? I know there’s such a thing as freedom of speech and expression, but this kinda shit should be banned. Theres is only one God and one Holy Word. Why dont you people get that? How much sense does it make to say that decreasing numbers of pirates lead to an increase in average global temperature? Is that science or some fifth grader trying to sound smart?

You are the kinds of people I dread to meet in public. If I were to ever have the displeasure of meeting your retarded ass, I would probably beat you senseless untill your stupid childish mind thought like a normal person and believed in something that sounds correct instead of just saying “Eh, lets make a new religion..and what the hell, our ‘god’ should be a clump of spaghetti. Oh, and it should have eyes and be able to fly. Lets bow down to it and see how many people follow suit!”

Damn you all to hell!! Better yet, somebody should lock you in a fucking psychiatric ward for further examination because they obviously didnt do that enough when you dumb fucks were born. I hope this web page is taken off the web as quickly as it was put up.


annonymous, FSM Hate Mail 137 Comments [11/19/2008 3:53:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 52468

I need some advise. My son accepted Jesus as his Saviour last year (when he was 9), and has been baptised. All this without any pressure from us, and on his own conviction. He has a very good knowledge of the Bible, and reads the Word every night (again, we don't need to tell him, he does it because he wants to.) Unfortunatly he is unsure about his salvation, and because of all the Rapture talk and everything going on in the world, he now feels unsure of his salvation. He also says that he does not always "feel" that he loves God. His greates fear is to be left behind. I have tried to comfort him with Word, and some sermons, and just talking to him, but he is still unsure. His salvation is very important to me, and also to him - obviously. What I would like to know is if anyone knows about reading or viewing material that could assist in the explanation of how we could know that we are saved on a childs level. I would like him to have that assurance. He is also scared that he will wander away from God when he grows bigger and not be a Christian anymore. I really do not know what to answer him, and frankly, I can't be objective. I love him, and he is a good child. I would like to believe that his experience was real.

Mickey, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [11/19/2008 3:47:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 52530

There is only one right kind of sexuality and that is heterosexuality, all others are sexual deviant, immoral and abominations in the eyes of God.

Pedophilia and homophilia are simply two sides of the same immoral coin.

The only difference is the object of their shameful lust, the target of a homophile's shameful lust is a member of the same sex, while the target of a pedophile's shameful lust is a child, both are contrary to God's divine plan for human sexuality.

Homphiles suffer because of their immorality, not because of people who oppose homophilia.

silvername, Worldwide Christians Online 49 Comments [11/19/2008 3:43:22 AM]
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Quote# 52417

They don't believe in the Rapture.

Believing is action. If they truly believe they would be mournful of their sins, repent and look forward to the Rapture.

Instead their actions demonstrate hubris, arrogance and mocking of the Bible.

Rebels till the end. They won't feel mournful about their actions until the dreaded day they are thrown into the lake of fire. They will sadly have all of eternity to regret their anti-Christ actions.

Norrin Radd, RR 37 Comments [11/19/2008 3:40:10 AM]
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Quote# 52462

*nudity outside is legal in Seattle*

I think that is just downright dirty and DISGUISTING!!!! Ewwww, what if that bike rider parked his bike and someone (unknowingly) touched it?????
this is the same evil spirit that the lesbian group is possessed by

Could you imagine how ackward and intimidated molested children feels when they see this; further more anyone that has had a sexual crime commited against them. It's almost like re-victimizing them.
I wonder what kind of diseases these nudist are washing off in the fountain for others to get
Come Judgment Day, they'll be looking for something to cover their nakedness, and they will not find it. They will be exposed beyond imagine.
I'm calling this a pedophile precedent. Step by step they are legally placing themselves closer to your children.
If you live in a liberal stronghold like this, I would not let your children go anywhere public unattended...Not even teens. In Vermont molesting a child is treated like a misdemeanor.
Every day, this world grows darker. Trim your lamps, buy extra oil, and watch for the Lord's approach

many, rr 59 Comments [11/19/2008 3:25:57 AM]
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Quote# 52545

I was going to start volunteering at the acquarium, which I would love to do, but I've decided that I have better things to be doing since the time feels so short. Better to be spending time on Facebook witnessing, for example. I've been talking to a cousin on there I haven't seen for at least 10 years, and he is pretty messed up in his thinking...supporting Obama, claiming that things like homosexuality and abortion are more "gray areas" than black and white, asking me what I think about apostasy garbage... [oh-no smiley]

Neen273, RR 47 Comments [11/19/2008 2:02:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 52504

[Regarding Samuel 12:11-14 and sexism in the Bible]

want to know why the child was killed? to punish David for his sin. The child automatically goes to Heaven, and not have to face the harshness of the world. God takes care of His children, and knows whats best for them. Maybe the child would have had a terrible life. we dont know. also wemon are inferior. we see wemon taking over their husbands/boyfriends and even abusing them! they dominate them and that wrong. Woman are suppose to be under man and listen to them. not the other way around. God made Adam first, Eve was made from a rib of Adam.

[And this was said by a girl D8]

WolfLvr12, deviantART 50 Comments [11/19/2008 2:00:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Dracori

Quote# 52431

(Why Don't some Christians believe in Tolerance for all?)

Tolerance is taught by those who are led by their feelings instead of their thoughts. God has only one way. He is intolerant. We must be about our Father's business, we can not be tolerant when the fate of the nation and ultimately the world is in question as it is today. Abortions, homosexuality, liberalism, sexual activity outside of marriage, cheating, lies and a host of other things are considered the norm today. All of it is against God. We cannot condone what God condemns.

G C, Yahoo answers 42 Comments [11/19/2008 1:39:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: El Honk

Quote# 52492

[Army promotes first woman to four-star general]

I find this saddening. Women have been masculinated enough these days because of things like feminism and modernism. By god given nature and law, women are to be humble, quiet, meek, proper, submissive and not try to emit authority over their husbands or others. These types of jobs go against everything in a womans God given maternal instinct and nature and suppresses them unnaturally.

PetersKeys, Catholic Answers Forum 83 Comments [11/18/2008 11:16:25 PM]
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Quote# 52509

Should I kick my gay son out of the house?

I have a 13 year old son that used to be a great kid. Unfortunately, I think some liberal teachers must've got to him in school and I recently caught him kissing another boy.

The Bible is pretty clear about this sort of thing. My son threatens the salvation of everybody in the house. I don't wan't to kick him out, but I also don't want to lose my chance at eternal paradise just to keep him around.

Is there a compassionate way of telling my son that I never want to see him again because I want to go to heaven? Or would compassion be a sin, afterall, he is a sinner. In the Bible, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back at God's utter destruction of Sodom. I don't want to turn into a pillar of salt or go to hell.

Robert M, Yahoo! Answers 84 Comments [11/18/2008 10:14:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Jax

Quote# 52507

Brother is gay, when to kick him out?

Ok, I found out my brother is gay, So, I'm going to kick him out. I don't want him turning our little cousin gay when he comes over and what not. How much week notice should I give 1-3? He has no car, and what not. and no where else to go so by 20 days he should be able to find a new place right?

perfect, Yahoo! Answers 49 Comments [11/18/2008 6:32:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Jax

Quote# 52575

No, the internet is Satan's domain. Satan is the ruler of the air so most people will be deceived by him. The internet is the perfect place to reinforce Satan's deceptions and I believe, one major reason that our world is decaying as fast as it is.

Carico, Christianity Board 118 Comments [11/18/2008 6:24:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 84

Quote# 52602

Jews are just like Buddhists, muslims, Hindoos, atheists, etc. AND NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR JUST AS THEY NEED THEIR VERY NEXT BREATH.

Otherwise HELL awaits.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 49 Comments [11/18/2008 6:23:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: sandman

Quote# 52613

Charles Darwin said women bred the hair off of the men - because why aren't men as hairy as apes? - Darwin said women prefer less hairy men and so they were able to get more mating opportunities - Darwin said in The Descent of Man - what an idiot idea - then why don't the women have beards, Darwin?

Kent Hovind, http://www.kent-hovind.com/ 73 Comments [11/18/2008 6:20:36 PM]
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Quote# 52496

Nancy Schaeffer (Virginia Beach / Norfolk, VA) wrote
at 5:07pm
I've been praying for our furture President and will continue even though I do not agree with the things that he believes in, according to his book...evolution, science, global warming...I'm a Christian. I know that God created the earth and all that is on it. Without God, no one would have discovered anything like "Science", and for global warming...God is not going to let this earth be destroyed...HE is coming back to reign here forever and ever. Matt. 24:6 "you will hear of wars and rumors of wars...

Nancy Schaeffer, Facebook: 1,000,000 Christians Praying for President Obama 28 Comments [11/18/2008 6:07:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 52505

You poor Atheist sods , I feel so sorry for the lot of you , you all are so glad that Kent Hovind is out of the way because you could not prove any of his theories wrong and now you can go on and believe in your Religion (evolution).Or do you all believe in nothing? The end of the world is coming you better get your lives right. Deep down you all know that there is a God so stop fooling yourself and go to church.

anonymous, The Atheist Experience 72 Comments [11/18/2008 12:34:02 PM]
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Quote# 52463

(Emphasis added by me)

Subject: Gay rights

Message: A straight person cannot marry the person of his choice; he can only marry the woman of his choice. Gays have the same right. Legally, they are both treated equally. ****Sexual attraction has never been a proponent for marriage.****

If two straight men wanted to marry for business advantages, just like many men and women do, that wouldn't be allowed. ****Marriage has nothing to do with love, attraction, or compatability.**** Straights marry for many reasons.

Straights and gays have the same choice, therefore, the same rights.

normobrian, This was sent via email after a response i made on Yahoo Answers 52 Comments [11/18/2008 12:26:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby

Quote# 52425

Do you know that the democratic party has used and brainwashed you?

Jimmy Carter is anything but a Christian! I remember his hypocritical presidency; do you? He failed miserably as president and has gone down in history as one of our worst. How is it that you don't know this?

Additional Comments: What does voting have to do with it, it's your thinking that is socialist-democratic.

Edit: Hitler claimed to be a Christian; actions identify one's Christianity, not personal claims.

BAM, Yahoo Answers 55 Comments [11/18/2008 10:09:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: El Honk